Monday, May 23, 2022

 MAY 23 2022

SHORT DOGGIE..

.interesting schedule todaY.  SHOULD BE PERFECT.......   EXCEPT..............MY NERVES..AND THIS GOLDIE THING
LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY..... MATT DOES THE HORSES -- EARLY--- AS IS "NORMALL'' HE DOES THEM ALL ALONE..
 AND PROBABLY ENJOYS THE TIME ALONE..\I KNOW JANINE DOES WHEN SHE GOES TO DO THE  HORSE. CHORES...
  AND IF EITER OF THEM FALLS AND CAN'T GET UP... IT IS THE NATURE OF THE  NORMAL HORSE/EQUINE.  TO. AVOID THEM AND JUST LEAVE THEM THERE.
AS HAPPENED WITH ANNIE.. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO REMEMBER THAT PHONE CALL".
 SOMEONE HAS FALLEN. IN THE DONKEY STALL. AND IS NOT GETTING UP"
WHICH EVENTUALLY BECAME A 911 CALL AND THE AMBULANCE  RUSHING TO THE AID OF DOLORES
 WHO'S LEGS WERE STICKING OUT FROM UNDER THE TRACTOR....

HOWEVER... IF YOU. FALL. IN THE  KENNEL AREA YOU BECOME A FASCINATING  TOY TO BE SLOBBERED ON TIL YOU GET YOURSELF ON YOUR FEET.....
 SO I AM MORE COMFORTABLE WITH A SECOND PERSON "AROUND".  WITH THEIR FINGER  ON THE   NUCLEAR BUTTON-  I DUNNO  WHY TODAY.. GOLDIE. I GUESS...
 SO THIS MORNING  THAT WILL BE ME QUIETLY DRINKING MY SECOND CUPPA.... FROM THE COOL SHADE OF MY FORERUNNER.
EXPERIENCE COMES FROM BAD EXPERIENCE. --- NORMALLY I DON'T LOOK AT THE SCHEDULE IN DETAIL
BUT SOMEHOW THIS MORNING I HAVE NOTICED.

THE OTHER REASON I  PICKED UP. ON THIS... I HAVE TO BLAME ON FUGAN--- OUR WONDERFUL CP FROM ? CALIFORNIA? 
 WHO GOT ON MY CASE YESTERDAY ABOUT THE  "I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN NOT GET UP"  BUTTON I WEAR  
AROUND MY NECK ( IF I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN TO PUT IT ON AFTER I SHOWER),  I HAVE TESTED IT IN THE HOUSE..
. BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW FAR FROM THE HOUSE IT WORKS.   SO SUBCONSIOUSLY I AM AWARE. THAT TECHNOLOGY AROUND HERE
GOES  ABOUT AS FAR AS  THE NEWLY FORMING SAND PILE-- THE PORTABLE PHONES DO NOT WORK TO THE BARN...
MY CELL IS TOTALLY UNRELIABLE FOR ME--- OR EVEN  SOMEONE WITH M ORE "ELECTRIFYING  INDEX FINGER-- IT IS TOTALYY RANDOM.-
MY FORERUNNER IS EQUIPT WITH A BUTTON. --- INSTALLED BY ME----... THAT WILL TELL PEOPLE WHERE I AM NATIONWISE..

SO THAT IS OUR EMERGENCY SYSTEM.... AS LONG AS I AM NOT N APPING.....   I HEAR ARRIVALS...