Friday, May 31, 2013

MAY 31, 2013
PROJECT REPORT MERLOW IS PREGNANT- ---THE TIPI IS ORDERED---- THE PLAQUE FOR MARY'S MEMORIAL WILL GET ORDERED TODAY ----- BENJAMIN BUCKWHEAT IS NOW NEUTERED AND IS STILL IN TENNESSEE----2 VETERANS ARE HERE IN THE GUEST CABIN AND THE TRAINING ROOM WITH THEIR "DOGS TO BE" DUSTIN AND OLIVER..

WE HAVE FISH TO FRY- ( THAT EXPRESSION AGAIN)

SOME ONE SENT A LOVELY DOG HOUSE TO REPLACE THE COLLAPSED IGLOO--

IT WILL BE HOT TODAY SO I MUST GET OUR "MISTERS" WORKING THEY RE FINE SPRAYS THAT WHEN BLOWN IN A FAN REALLY REDUCE THE TEMP

AND I CAN;T REMEMBER MUCH MORE.

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THE BOOKEEPING ON THE TIPI PROJECT

YOU ALL SENT ABOUT $2500

I   MATCHED IT WITH ANOTHER $2500

SO THE TIPI IS $2400

BRONZE PLAQUE FOR MARY $550

BENJAMIN BUCKWHEAT $2000

YOU ALL SHOULD ENJOY BOTH THE TIPI AND BENJAMIN ON THE OCTOBER WEEKEND..

THIS WILL BE QUICK

I HAD TO WRITE A LONG LETTER ABOUT WHAT OUR MISSION IS.... WHICH IS TRAINING DOGS FOR PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES

WE CAN NOT ALLOW DISTRACTONS---

I NEED TO ADDRESS SOME MORE TRAINING QUESTIONS YOU ALL PRESENTED- AND I WILL ... SOOOOOON
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AND...... FYI.... I HAD NEVER SEEN BETTY WHITE IN THE SHOW "OFF THEIR ROCKER" WHAT A DELIGHTFUL RELIEF FROM THE REST OF WHAT IS ON TV..... LIKE ...NEWS

Thursday, May 30, 2013

MAY 30,2013

TRAINING AND THE GREAT RACE ARE ON SCHEDULE FOR TODAY'S TOPICS.-

TRAINING IS COMMUNICATION-- AND THE BEST HUMAN EXAMPLE OF IT IS IN THE OLD MOVIE MIRACLE WORKER-- ABOUT HELEN KELLER- WHEN AS AN IMPOSSIBLE AND DESTRUCTIVE CHILD SHE ALL OF A SUDDEN REALIZED THOSE HAND MOVEMENTS MEAN "WATER"

DOGS GET TO THAT POINT WHERE THEY REALIZE YOU ARE TALKING TO THEM AND PAYING ATTENTION IS A GOOD THING..

THAT NH CRONICLE SHOW LAST NIGHT ( GOOGLE WMUR TV SERVCE DOG SHOULD GET ITI) GIVES A GREAT EXAMPLE OF WHAT WE STRIVE TO DO IN THE FINAL STAGES BEFORE HARNESSING. GO AND HAVE A LOOK -- THERE IS ONE SEGMENT WHEN MEGAN IS WALKING THE ONE STEP WITH LOLA-- AND LOLA TURNS AND LOOKS UP AT MEGAN WITH THE "HAVE I GOT THAT RIGHT NOW?" THEN AGAIN WITH MURPHY ALL OF A SUDDEN HE COMES AROUND HER LEG AND LOOKS UP WITH THE SAME LOOK. "WOW I DID IT RIGHT"

FAST FORWARD TO WATCHIING JOCELYN AND TEAL WORK TOGETHER AND SEE HOW OFTEN HE VERY SLIGHTLY TURNS HIS HEAD TO CHECK ON HER REACTIONS..

 THERE IS ALSO A GOOD DEMO OF WHY NOT TO TALK TO A SERVICE DOG - WHEN THE REPORTER SPEAKS TO JOCELYN AND STICKS OUT HER HAND...., FOR ONE SPLIT SECOND TEAL TURNS TO HER AND THEN IMMEDATELY BACK TO JOCEYN AND HIS JOB... BUT THE INTERUPTION IS OBVIOUS.

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THE OTHER THING ... IF WE ARE USING OUR MUSCLES TO CONTROL A DOG WE ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG. I AM NOTED FOR YELLING/SCREAMING/ SPEAKING VERY LOUDLY------ ABOUT A LOOSE LEASH-- AND THOSE TRAINING COLLARS NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED A CHOKE CHAIN-- A VERY UNFORTUNATE NAME- COLLARS ARE ANOTHER TOPIC FOR ANOTHER DAY.. BUT LOOSH LEASH IS THE RULE OF THE DAY

ON THE FARM MOST OF OUR HANDLING IS DONE WITH THE DOGS RUNNING FREE.. STARTING WITH THE PUPS RUNNING AFTER MEGAN.. FOR THE ODD TIMES WE HAVE A SPECIAL PROJECT LIKE--- TO KEEP 2 MALES FROM ARGUNG .. WE USE A COTTON ROPE WITH A LOOP.

THE TRAINING COLLAR IS A CONVERSATION TOOL-- IF YOU NEED IT FOR CONTROL, YOU HAVE SOME HOMEWORK TO DO.

----- STANDING OR MOVING THAT LEASH SHOULD NEVER BE TIGHT.

IN THAT VIDEO I DID NOT SEE ANY TIGHT LEASH( I JUST WENT OVER THE VIDEO AGAIN TO BE SURE.)

YOU WILL SEE JOCELYN TIGHTEN HER LEASH- THAT WAS UNPLANNED- BUT AS WE WORKED ALONG WE REALIZED SHE NEEDED IT FOR BALANCE- AND AS LONG AS THE LEASH WAS BACK ON TEALS SHOULDERS HE WAS FINE WITH IT . SHE WEIGHS 57 POUNDS AND TEAL ABOUT 150- IF SHE CAN'T CONTROL HIM WITH HER VOICE AND BODY LANGUAGE, SHE IS IN BAD TROUBLE. BUT TEAL LOVES HER

THIS WILL GET ME IN HOT WATER....

A PROPERLY TRAINED DOG WILL ALLOW YOU TO CARRY A TRAY OF 4 CUPS OF COFFEE IN THE SAME HAND AS YOUR DOG'S LEASH WITHOUT SPILLING A DROP..

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THEN THE GREAT RACE.. OR WHY SHEILA AND I HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON....

I MAY NOT HAVE THE DETAILS RIGHT- BUT WITH THE GREAT RACE IT DIDN'T MATTER.

 I THINK IT BEGAN AS AN ARGUEMENT BETWEEN 2 GUYS IN MATTY'S SAIL LOFT- A BAR IN MARBLEHEAD-- WHETHER IT WAS FASTER TO GET FROM WATERTOWN TO MARBLEHEAD FASTER BY LAND OR BY SEA.. ?26 MILES?)

THAT TURNED INTO MANY THOUSANDS OF NEARLY SOBER- VERY CREATIVE PEOPLE PEDALING ODD VEHICLES OR CARRYING CANOES ON THIER HEADS ALL OVER BOSTON AT 4AM.

IT ENDED WHEN THE IRS FIGURED OUT THE THOUSANDS OF T SHIRTS COST $5 AND SOLD FOR $15-- AND NOBODY HAD THE PROFIT. !

IT WAS GREAT WHILE IT LASTED ?5 YEARS?

 THE WINNER WAS ALWAYS DISQUALIFIED BECAUSE THEY MUST HAVE CHEATED.

I DID CROSS THE FINISH LINE FIRST ONE YEAR -- ON THE PENNY FARTHING BIG WHEEL BIKE. I BEAT DAVE MAYNARD BY 32 SECONDS-- HE HAD SAILED A WATERBED...

NOW I FIND OUT THAT SHELIA COMPETED ONE YEAR IN AN 8 PERSON BIKE ALL WELDED TOGETHER INTO ONE VEHICLE- I REMEMBER AND ADMIRED THAT VEHICLE- AND I SAW A REPLICA OF IT IN ?HAMMERCER -SCHLEMER? CATALOG -- IT WAS A 8 OR 10 PERSON VEHICLE WITH 8 PEDLERS SITTING SIDEWAYS AT A BAR LIKE RAIL.

THAT GREAT RACE WAS A MARVELOUS INSTITUTION. IT WAS ALSO NOT EASY- FROM MY STANDPOINT-- THAT HIGH WHEELED BIKE HAD NO BRAKES- THE ONLY WAY TO STOP WAS TO RUN INTO SOMEONE AND FALL OFF WHICH MADE THE 26 MILES A GRUELING PROPOSITION.

SHELIA-S CONTRAPTION WAS A DIFFERENT STORY'- THEY TOO MANAGED TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE BY HANGING ONTO THE VARIOUS PIECES OF BIKE THAT HAD COME UNWELDED.

THE LAST RACE FINISHED ON THE BEACH IN NAHANT ( MARBLEHEAD RESIDENTS GOT TIRED OF CONTESTAANTS UNABLE TO FINISH FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER...) I WAS IN THE CROWD WHEN 6 GUYS ON FOOT TOWING AN ANTIQUE FIRE HOSE. ON MONSTER IRON WHEELS CRASHED THRU THE FINISH LINE, SIDE SWIPED AN EXPENSIVE CAR AND CRASHED INTO THE LINE OF PORTAPOTTIES-- THE POLICEMAN JUST TURNED AND SAID "HOW THE H3LL AM I GONG TO WRITE UP THIS REPORT?"

 I HAVE OFTEN THOUGHT OF THAT REPORT..

THAT CREATIVITY IS NEARLY DEAD KILLED BY EITHER THE LIABILITY INSURANCE OR THE IRS...

DARN SHAME (GOOGLE TED KEN ROBINSON)

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SO BACK TO OUR DOGS AND TRAINING METHODS

WE GOT THE PANDORA REPORT AND MUCH THE SAME FOR DAMIEN.

Hi Carlene and Crew,
Just wanted to comment on your training for the CP out there that have doubts. Pandora is one of Carlene's Danes and has come to our home in NY to become a therapy dog. She was in a litter before the cameras so very few know about Pandora. We have continued the training Carlene started. With only a couple of weeks with Pandora I realize I have NEVER had a dog this well trained. She walks by our side, lays down, stays, waits, comes, leaves it and more. What ever Carlene and her crew are doing is working. Pandora is going to make a fantastic therapy dog, she is going to make an impact on many lives. Thank you Carlene and please don't change a thing.
Debbie

THANKS GO TO ALL THE VOLUNTEERS WHO HELPED PUT PANDORA TOGETHER.

TODAY SCHEDULE?

SOMEBODY GOES AND SOMEBODY COMES AND THAT S ALL I CAN REMEMBER-- BECAUSE WHATEVER IT IS, IT WILL ALL HAPPEN WITHOUT MY HELP

MAYBE BECKY WILLBE BACK FOR ANOTHER SOAK IN MYNEW BATHTUB.. TRACY AND MARIA ARE ALL SET TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE PEEP HOLE IN TE BATHROOM WALL WITH THE EXPLORE CAMERA

STAY TUNED

 
I AM NOT YELLING-- I CAN NOT SEE the small print

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

MAY 29, 2013

GREAT EDITING JOB ON THE CRONICLE PIECE http://youtu.be/CQeJKeKPQ6s

THEY EDITTED OUT SOME OF THE SPICIER THINGS I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID-- OR AT LEAST PHRASED QUITE THAT WAY.. GOOD JOB

AND JOCELYN DID A FANTASTIC JOB-- YOU ALL REALIZE SHE WS THE RECIPIENT OF THE PINK ENVELOPE CAMPAIGN....

SO YOU ALL ARE ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR HER SUCCESS STORY. WITHOUT THOSE PINK ENVELOPES SHE WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SMILING....

WITH OUR DOGS AND YOUR PINK ENVELOPES..... HERE'S TO MORE SUCCESS STORIES.

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WHICH BRINGS UP ALMOST A PROBLEM---

IN THE PAST WEEK I HAVE HAD TREMENDOUS SUPPORT FOR OUR PROGRAM... BUT THERE ARE ALWAYS A FEW-- BLESS THEM.... AND ONE EMAIL ABOUT OUR TRAINING METHODS.... WORRIED ME-


I FIGURE I BETTER EXPLAIN IN CASE THERE ARE OTHERS WHO WONDER IF WE ARE NOT ONLY 99% INVENTERS OF A KINKY WAY TO MAKE MONEY AND DON'T DO MUCH DOG TRAINING.

 
I WORRIED ABOUT THIS ALL YESTERDY-- EVEN MET WITH MEGAN AND MARIA LAST NIGHT TO DISCUSS CHANGES WE MIGHT MAKE-

THEN THAT TV SHOW CAME ON--- AND I SAID "JUST ONE ^%&*&^786 MINUTE"

LETS START WITH-- WE RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. TEAL IS PERFECT FOR JOCELYN ( MOST OF THE TIME)- HE IS STILL TECHNICALLY A PUP....

THE EMAIL I GOT SAID THE CAMERA PEOPLE WERE NOT SEEING ANY TRAINING- JUST FOOLING AROUND WITH SPOONS AND CANNED FOOD AND MAKING UP STORIES.
 
THEY SAID THE OTHER TRAINING FACILITIES---- NEADS WAS MENTIONED--- HAD MORE FORMAL TRIANING SESSION- AND THE PRISON TRAINING PROGRAM WAS VERY REGIMENTED. THE NEW CAMERA ECAD WILL BE MORE LIKE THAT--- ON LEASH WALKING IN CIRCLES KIND OF THING. ALL THAT IS TRUE...

I GOT NERVOUS ABOUT THE CAMERA CROWN NOT GETTING THE PICTURE OF EXACTLY HOW WE TRAIN-- AND WHY-
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BECAUSE OF THE PUBLIC ACCESS LAW---- EITHER IN USE OR IN TRAINING-- WE CAN "USE" PLACES WHICH ARE ALREADY HEATED AND AIRCONDITINED TO DO OUR FORMAL IN HARNESS TRAINING-
A BIG PART OF THAT LAW IS "AS LONG AS THE DOGS ARE WELL BEHAVED... ANY SERVICE DOG CAN BE ASKED TO LEAVE A BUSINESS IF THEY DO NOT BEHAVE PERFECTLY.
EXPLORE HAS CAMERAS HERE AT THE FARM-- WE DO LITTLE TO NO ON LEASH TRAINNG HERE .. - BUT WE CAN/SHOULD MOVE THE 3 SDP VANS TO WITHIN CAMERA RANGE AND YOU WILL SEE MEGAN... MARIA.... AND COLLEEN LOAD UP ONE DOG AT A TIME AND GO SOMEWHERE THEN BE BACK IN ABOUT 45 MINUTES AND JUST TURN THE DOG LOOSE.
AT THE FARM YOU WILL SEE THE DOGS LEARN VERY BASIC BEHAVIOR- -
- I CALL IT "BULK MANAGEMENT" HOW TO MOVE A HUGE DOG IN CONFINED SPACES--
I CERTAINLY WON'T ALLOW A POORLY BEHAVED DOG OUT IN PUBLIC-- AROUND HERE EVERY DANE IS ASSUMED TO BE MINE....
THEN THEY ARE OUT OF HERE -- TO THE HOTEL, HOSPITAL COSTCO HOME DEPOT WALMART A FEW CHURCHES...THE MALLS-- BUS STOPS TRAIN STATIONS.. REAL PLACES
.. I WAS AT ANOTHER ADI TRAINING FACILTY WHERE THEY HAD ROWS OF CHAIRS SET UP LIKE A BUS.... AND THEY TAUGHT THE DOGS WITH THAT ARRAINGEMENT.. OUR DOGS GO TO THE REAL. BUS STATION.
BUT THAT DOES NOT MAKE FOR GOOD CAMERA PRESENTATION.
I TRIED-- AND MAY TRY AGAIN-- THE GOPRO CAMERA- BUT I AM FRANKLY NOT GOOD AT IT. AND TRYING TO RUN A CAMERA AND TRAIN A DOG IS A POOR SITUATION FOR THE DOG.
THAT WOULD BE NICE-- MAYBE I CAN CONCENTRATE ON A CAMERA OPERATOR VOLUNTEER TO FOLLOW MEGAN AROUND.-- THERE WOULD BE ALOT OF EDITING INVOLVED.. IT IS NOT ALL EXCITING TO SEE HER WALK 200 FEET ONE STEP AT time... YET SHE DOES ALOT OF THAT --- OFF CAMERA
SOOOO... RESULTING DECISION .... IT MAY LOOK LIKE WE ARE JUST FOOLING AROUND WITH THE DOGS-- WHENEVER YOU HANDLE A DOG YOU ARE TRAINING IT...--
LOOKING AT OUR RESULTS-- I CAN NOT MODIFY THE PROCEEDURE TO CCOMODATE A FEW WHO SEE ONLY THE ON CAMERA PROCESS.
JUST LOOK AT OUR RESULTS- AND REST ASSURED ASSISTANCE DOG INTERNATIONAL DIRECTORS INSPECT US FOR CERTIFICATION-- AND RE- CERTIFICATION TO BE CERTAIN WE ARE TURNING OUT QUAILTY DOGS. AND WE HAVE THAT CERTIFICATON.
IF HOW WE GET THERE DOES NOT FOLLOW SOMEONE ELSE'S DESIGN PLAN, THAT IS A DANM SHAME.
THAT WASS A PRETTY DULL AND BORING DAILY DOGGIE....
SORRY
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HERE ARE SOME NUMBERS TO MAKE IT WORSE...

Hi Theresa,

Congrats on the WMUR spot, that is awesome! You really want to give us a heads up when you expect a bunch of traffic to the site. When saw you were going to be on WMUR I checked your bandwidth and you are already over 73GB for the month. I bumped your threshold up to 150GB.

That amount of bandwidth puts you into a higher level hosting plan. New plans and pricing will be published/implemented by the end of June.
 
It's not a bad thing, you are getting over 10,000 unique visitors a month and over 60,000 visitors a month. Unique visitors are the number of first time visits to the site, visitors is the total amount of visits per month including repeat viewers.
 
A store or a few products to sell would be great.
Good Luck.
. You are in the #2 spot in our portfolio.
Have a great day!

Mark Amirault ******* (NOT CAMERA MARK AMIRAULT---- SAME NAME... WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT !!!!)
Director of Client Solutions
EquineSite.com
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ON WE GO

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

MAY 28, 2013
I HAD 6 EMAILS YESTERDAY RE PAYPAL AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HAVE IT WORK BETTER.... ---- I NEED A LESSON IN HOW PAYPAL FUNCTIONS IN 25 WORDS OR LESS

IN AN EFFORT TO GET THIS DOGGIE BAG FUNCTIONAL, THERE ARE EMAIL ADDRESSES I NEED--=-- LIKE THE PUZZLE PERSON..-
I AM SURE I HAVE IT-- BUT IT IS " LOST ALPHABETICALLY" IN MY FILE

THAT IS THE INDOOR JOB TODAY--- I NOW HAVE THE PHOTO'S JPEG'S .

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I REFRAIN FROM USING THE WORD "OLDER" - BUT WE HAVE 2 MATURE MEN COMING SOON TO TRY WORKING WITH A DOG. ONE IS FROM NJ AND THE OTHER PLUMB ISLAND.. SOMEHOW PLACES ARE EASIER TO REMEMBER THAN NAMES. .

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MEGAN, MARIA AND I WORKED OUT A SCHEDULE WHICH WE HOPE TO COMPLETE BY AUG 1ST- WE HAVE HAD MANY VETERANS- TO WHOM WE GIVE PREFERENCE-- ESPECIALLY IF THEY STAY INVOLVED AND APPEAR HERE TO HELP GET A DOG READY...

THERE ARE MILES TO WALK-- AND I AM HOPING SOME OF THESE RECIPIENTS CAN HELP DO THOSE MILES.

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WE NEED TO REMIND ALL INTERESSTED PARTIES THAT THEY MUST READ OUR WEB-- WHICH REMINDS THEM ABOBUT THE PREFERENCE FOR VETERANS. WE COULD USE MORE PUPS... AND I HOPE MERLOW IS WORKING ON THAT PROJECT..

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LYN...

IS MERLOW  30 DAYS?? ANDD CAN YOU BRING HER DOWNFOR THE DAY SO WE CAN DO AN ULTRA SOUND? I PROMISED THE CAMERA PEOPLE IF THEY SOLD OUT THE CHICKEN BRICKS I WOUL D HAVE THAT DONE... THERE WAS A GREAT SURGE IN SALES YESTERDAY AND THERE ARE ONLY 77 BRICKS LEFT... SO I BETTER KEEP THE PROMISE.

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OLIVER CAME BACK FROM A WEEKEND WITH GOOD REPORTS WITH THE EXCEPTION OF NOT BEING THRILLED WITHA GROUP OF STRANGE DOGS... HE WILL GET OVER THAT..

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BENJAMIN BUCKWHEAT IS DUE FOR SURGERY TODAY-- IT USUALLY IS A MINOR PROCEEDURE-- UNLESS YOU ARE A MAN THINKING ABOUT IT-- THERE ARE NOT USUALLY COMPLICATIONS.

I WILL REFRAIN FROM AN AD LIB ON THAT TOPIC...

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WE SENT DAMIEN HOME WITH A FAMILY OF VERY ACTIVE KIDS-- BOY TYPE KIDS... THEY ARE A FAR CRY FROM GIRL KIDS.... I HAD GIRLS-- I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY BOYS MUST FLING HEAVY OBJECTS AROUND THEIR HEADS-- PLAN IS FOR THEM TO WORK WITH DAMIEN UNDER MARIA AND MEGAN'S DIRECTION TOWARD BECOMING A SERVICE DOG. TH EY HAD A DANE BEFORE.

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LEAVING 2 VERY SPOILLED PUPS IN THE HOUSE MINT AND WINSTON. NOT SURE EITHER OF THEM REALLY NEEDS THE ISOLATION..

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CHAOS IS HERE

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I TRIED LAST NIGHT TO SLEEP WITHOUT DRINKING NYQUIL- IT DID NOT WORK.. SO I GOT UP AND PLAYED IN MY NEW BATHRUB AT 3AM

LIKE YOU NEEDED TO KNOW THAT. EXCEPT DO NOT EXPECT TOO MUCH FROM ME TODAY- I.E.. DO NOT CALL 911 IF MY HEAD HITS THE KEYBOARD AGAIN... ... IT IS PROBABLY LACK OF SLEEP..

THE 6' TUB IS LIKE A NEW TOY...

NEXT I NEED A ROPE-- BECAUSE THIS COCONUT OIL STUFF SHELIA GAVE ME MAKES THE WHOLE THING MORE THAN SLIPERY

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ALSO SHELIA IS SELLING THEIR HOUSE IN NH-- JUST IN CASE ANYONE...... IT IS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN LARGE AND HUGE WITH HORSE TYPE STABLES AND 37 ACRES.. PASS THE WORD....

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ON WE GO....



Monday, May 27, 2013

MAY 27, 2013


10 years ago someone wrote sdp rules.

RULES WHILE AT

THE SERVICE DOG PROJECT:

IF IT’S BROKEN, FIX IT

IF IT’S DIRTY, CLEAN IT

IF IT’S SMELLY, PICK IT UP

IF IT’S EMPTY, FILL IT

IF YOU TRIP OVER IT, MOVE IT

IF IT’S GOT FOUR LEGS AND A TAIL, LOVE IT

IF IT’S GOT TWO LEGS AND IN A GREEN GOLF CART

LISTEN CLOSELY TO IT ...

THERE ARE A COUPLE ADDITIONS SINCE THEN

LIKE THE ONE AT THE GATE.

."THIS IS A WORKING FARM PLEASE USE COMMON SENSE"

RUNNING A FARM IS A CHALLANGE TO SAY THE LEAST-- BUT TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERY ONE TO EVERY CITY SLICKER WOULD BE MORE THAN I COULD DO

DETAILS LIKE

DO NOT WANDER AROUND WITH NAILS FOR SOME PROJECT.

SOUNDS WIERD

EXCEPT... I HAVE PULLED MORE THAN ONE ROOFING NAIL OUT OF A FOOT IN MY CARREER

I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN THAT ROOFING NAILS CAN LAND ON THE BIG HEAD AND STAY POINT UP.

I LEARNED THAT BY PULLING THOSE NAILS OUT OF

1 MY OWN SNEAKER/FOOT

2 GWEN AND/OR JANINE'S SNEAKER/FOOT

3 A LAME HORSE'S FOOT

4 A LAME DONKEY'S FOOT

 NOT SOMETHIGN EVERYONE THINKS OF ON A DAILY BASIS.

. MY HEAD IS FULL OF ALOT OF THOSE " EXPERIENCE COMES FROM BAD EXPERIENCES..."

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BEING MEMORIAL DAY IT IS LIKE ANOTHR SUNDAY HERE-- AND WE HAV PLENTY OF YESTERDAY'S CHILI TO LAST US FOR THE DAY..

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WE ALSO HAVE SEVERAL PEOPLE COMING BACK AS WE SPENT ALOT OF TIME YESTERDAY TRYIJG TO SORT OUT DOGS.. - MOSTLY FOR VETERANS.. WE HAVE ALOT OF APPLICANTS HO ARE VETERANS- AND - PER OUT WEB.. WE DO GIVE PREFERENCE...

THE INVATITION TO RETURN WAS A LITTLE RANDOM SO I HOPE THEY DON'T ALL LAND HERE AT 9AM- BECAUSE WE HAVE A FEW DETAILS TO CHECK BEFORE WE DEAL WITH RECIPIANTS.

GEORGE... YOU AROUND TODAY?? WE HAVE A PUP-- PERFECTLY HEALTHY AS FAR AS I KNOW... BUT IT WILL BE GOING TO A VETERAN'S FAMILY WHO LOST THEIR DOG 2 WEEKS AGO... AND I WANT YOU TO WAVE YOUR HAND OVER IT - I GET VERY NERVOUS IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS... BECAUSE THEY AREW ANIMALS- AND STRNGE THINGS CAN HAPPEN

 DUE DILLAGENCE IS MAYBE THE WORD.

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CHAOS IS WITH PAUL-

OLIVER IS WITH JESSY ( AN OVERNIGHT)

MINT IS IN THE HOUSE BECUSE SHE GOT NAILED AN D LIMPED YESTERDAY-- BUT SEEMS FINE NOW.

WINSTON NOT ONLY FEELS FINE- BUT HE HAD AN ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL POOP

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FUNNY THE THINGS THAT ARE PLEASING.. OR MAYBE THE LACK OF THINGS THAT ARE PLEASING..

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I HAVE FISH TO FRY ( BUSY DAY AHEA D--- NOT THE FOOD VARIETY)




Sunday, May 26, 2013

MAY 26, 2013

3 INTELECTUAL PURSUITS OF THE DAY..

SWARMAGEDDON IS THREATENED---JUST WHEN YOU THINK ALL IS WELL-- . ---GOOD OLE MOMMY NATURE SENDS HER BUG VERSION OF A NO'EASTER... APPARENTLY NORTH CAROLINA HAS STARTED SENDING THEM UP NORTH-- AND THO I HEAR THEY WILL BE AS FAR AS CONN... .I AM SURE WE WILL GET OUR SHARE--

When Swarmageddon sets in, Easterners won't need to wonder: The bugs will cover the ground when they crawl, blot out the sky when they fly and generate a mating hum as loud as a New York subway train (90 decibels or more). After a weeks-long mating season, the adults will die off, leaving behind shovelfuls of bug bodies. Meanwhile, a new crop of nymphs will hatch out from their eggs and burrow into the dirt to begin the next 17-year cycle.

I REMEMBER THE NOISE-- WHICH IS APPARENTLY THE MATING CALL- WHICH IS SIMILAR TO TH E TEENAGE HUMAN MATING CALL OF ELECTRONIC MUSIC.

AND THE BUGS ATE EVERYTHING GREEN BETWEEN BOSTON AND NEW YORK- AS I DROVE TH E MASS PIKE IT WAS DEVOID OF EVERY LEAF OR BLADE OF GRASS... THE ENTIRE BERKSHIRES- LIKE WINTER.. NOTHING GREEN.

THE MANUFACTURERS OF YELLOW STICKY TAPE TOLD PEOPLE THEIR STICKY TAPE WOULD SAVE THEIR TREES. THEY SOLD ALOT OF IT AND ALL THE TREES I SAW WITH YELLOW STICKY TAPE WERE BARE NAKED.

BUT TO GET IT BACK TO SERV DOG PROJECT-- THIS COULD BE YET ANOTHER CHALLANGE- BECAUSE I REMEMBER PICKING THOSE BUGS OFF THE LEGS OF THE HORSES...- THEY HUNG ON THE TIRES OF CARS EVEN AFTER A DRIVE TO TOPOSFELD.

I DO NOT KNOW HOW WE WILL DEAL--

BUT WE WILL...
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BONNIE-- OUR RESIDENT SCIENTIST- HAS TACKLED THE TOPIC OF MOSQUITOS AND THE YEAST TRAP OF SODA BOTTLES--

SHE CAME UP WTH THIS REPORT WORTH PASSING ON...

Carlene,
I came across a great idea when I was browsing homemade mosquito traps online. One of the yeast and sugar trap makers used their own dirty socks included as mosquito bait along with the yeast and sugar. Traps with the socks caught WAY more mosquitoes than with yeast and sugar alone. This was one of the more scientifically run studies. I've got to try this. I have the perfect socks.
Bonnie
BONNIE IS MORE THAN CAPABLE OF RUNNING THIS STUDY CORRECTLY AND WE ANXIOUSLY AWAIT HER REPORT....
HER STUDY ON BRIGHT BLUE STICKY BEER CUPS VS THE DEER FLYS---- IS DEAD ON. WE MUST RENEW THOSE WITH MORE "TANGLEFOOT"- I DO NOT KNOW IF THAT IS A BRAND NAME OR SUBSTANCE NAME-- BUT IT IS WELL DESCRIBED-- AND NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DE-STICKY ANY PLACE IT LANDS.
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I DON'T HAVE A WINSTON REPORT BECAUSE PAUL TOOK HIM HOME WITH CHAOS-- LAST SEEN HE WAS BOUNCING AROUND -- WITHOUT ANY PAIN KILLER--
I WWAS TOLD THE YELPED ONCE DURING THE DAY BUT IT DID NOT CAUSE HIM TO COWER IN THE CORNER-- I SAW NO SIGNS OF TROUBLE,
EXTREMELY STRANGE.
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THAT---ALONG WITH GETTING NO ROUND WORMS OUT OF THAT WHOLE LITTER IS JUST ANOTHER BEWILDERING FACTOID.
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I AM DELIGHTED TO HEAR THAT SHELIA MAY HAVE FOUND A WEEKEND PLUMBER TO PUT IN MY BATH TUB-- A CHAMPAIGN PARTY IN THE TUB WAS MENTIONED-- I SHUTTER TO THINK WHAT THAT WILL ENTAIL
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I HAVE HAD EVERYONE IN THAT BATHROOM TO LOOK OVER THE PIG IN THE DESIGN OF THE VINYL FLOOR-- WITH HOPES OF GETTING THAT FLOOR UP IN ONE PIECE... I HAVE STUDIED THE BATHROOM FLOOR FOR 30 YEARS AND IT HAS MANY INTERESTINGLY ARTISTIC PATTERNS..
I WOULD SUGGEST A FRAME THE FLOOR CONTEST BUT I DON'T DARE MENTION THINGS LIKE THAT.
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THE PINK ENVELOPPE CAMPAIGN HAS FLURISHED-- ENOUGH FOR ME TO ORDER THE 20 FOOT TIPI..
WHAT STARTED AS A PLAIN OLD TIPI--
HAS BECOME "MARY'S TIPI" AND I HAVE YET TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GIVE THAT THE RESPECT IT DESERVES
I AM WORKING ON IT.
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STEW TODAY
WITHOUT EARLENE TO BE HOSTESS IT IS HARDLY WORTH MENTIONING SUNDAY STEW AT ALL..
MARIA-- IN DESPARATION-- SUGGESTED WE GET A COUPLE CANS OF BEANS AND SOME HOT DOGS IN THE BIG POT...AND THEN WE REMEMBERED LAST TIME JACKY WAS HERE , SHE CREATED SOME STRANGE INDIANA CHILI-- SO WE TOOK DOGS OUT TRAINING AND GOT HER THE INGREDIENTS.
WE ARE EXPECTING SEVERAL APPLICANTS TO SHOW SO WE CAN GET A BETTER LOOK AT WHO NEEDS WHAT... SOME MAY SHOW TODAY IN THE POURING RAIN..
BUT WE WILL HAVE 2 "LANDINGS"-- THE T- TENT AND THE FIREPLACE AND THE GUEST CABIN-- WHICH CAN GET MOBBED BUT IS WARMER.
WITH DIFFICULTY WE HAVE MADE A LIST OF THE OLDER DOGS... AND THEIR QUIRKS- AND PEOPLE WHO MIGHT WORK WITH THEM.
THE YOUNGER DOGS ARE TOO FULL OF QUIRKS TO MAKE ANY DECISION YET.
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YOU'LL START HAVING TO MAKE ALLOWENCES
BECAUSE MY --A-- KEY IS BECOMING DYSFUNCTIONL ...
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PROGRESS IS BEING MADE ON THE CHICKEN BOARD.. NOT SOLD OUT YET-- BUT GETTING THERE... IF YOU CN ( see what i mean bout the A key??? i tire of going bck and correcting it.)
COURSE IT COULD BE A DYSFUNCTIOAL PINKIE FINGER.... (LEFT)



I AM NOT YELLING-
- I CAN NOT SEE the small print

Saturday, May 25, 2013

MAY 25, 2013

MANAGEMENT OF SERVICE DOGS WAS YESTERDAY'S LESSON FOR ME... KAREN WAS HERE WITH DIDI--( KAREN IS A TEACHER) -- . AFTER 18 MONTHS WATCHING THE 2 WORK TOGETHER WAS LIKE A BALLET.

KAREN SAYS SHE IS AN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT SERVICE DOG... AND SHE LOOKS LIKE IT... TOTALLY ORGANIZED AND WORKS IN SCHOOL WITH KAREN DAILY.

 FOR ONE THING.......IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MUCH... BUT WE SDP MUST PAY MORE ATTENTION TO WHO DOES WHAT WITH WHICH WHEN IT COMES TO GOING THRU A DOOR....A . DOG WITH UNCROPPED TAIL IS 6 FEET LONG.

I THINK TO APPRECIATE THE PROBLEM, TRY CARRYING A 6' LADDER OUT OF A STORE DOOR- WHICH IS ON A SPRING..

DIDI JUST CASUALLY SWINGS SIDEWAYS WHILE KAREN DEALS WITH THE DOOR.

 
WE NEED TO WORK ON THIS....

AND THEN IN THE RESTAURANT----- IT LOOKED LIKE DIDI DECIDED WHERE SHE BELONGED AND SWUNG AROUND AND BACKED HERSELF IN.

I WAS IMPRESSED..

WE NEED TO DO BETTER BEFORE THESE DOGS LEAVE HERE..

IT IS NOT REALLY NEGATIVE... BUT A TYPICAL DANE THING.... DIDI DID NOT LIKE BUSSES WHEN SHE LEFT HERE.... AND KAREN SAYS SHE IS NOT MUCH DIFFERENT. SHE VOICES HER DISLIKE ABOUT ALL THOSE SCHOOL BUSSES. THEY WORK AROUND IT.

TYPICAL DANE-- THEY ALL HAVE SOME KINK.

 I HAD OLIVER OUT YESTERDAY-- I HAD BEEN TOLD HE HAS SOME PROBLEM-- WE WENT TO COSTCO-- HE WAS NEARLY PERFECT UNTIL WE GOT TO THE AREA WIITH AN OVERHEAD FAN-- YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS SHOOTING AT HIM,, HE JUST DOES NOT UNDERSTAND OVERHEAD FANS..


SO THAT LEAVES US WITH... WE CAN SPEND ANOTHER 6 MONTHS GETTIN G HIM USED TO OVERHEAD FANS-- OR FIND THE RIGHT PERSON WHO CAN DEAL WITH AVOIDING OVERHEAD FANS...


IT IS A VERY UNUSUAL DANE THAT DOES NOT HAVE SOME WIERD IDEA-- ALL OF WHICH ARE RELATIVELY TROUBLE FREE.. IN COSTCO I GAVE THE OFFICIAL COMMAND " WHAT THE HECK- WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF" AND HE MOVED ON.

 IF I WAS A BALANCE PATIENT I WOULD HAVE HAD TO SPOT THAT FAN COMING AND MAKE P[REPARATIONS TO DEAL.

IF I ASKED ALL OUR RECIPIENTS I WOULD GET A SCREWY LIST OF DANIACS-- ONE OF THE MOST NOTEABLE WAS HOMER-- WHO LOVED JIM-- AND WORKED WELL FOR HIM BUT WOULD GRUMBLE/GROWL AT JIMS WIFE-- UNTIL YOU TOOK OFF HIS HARNESS-- THEN HE WOULD GRUMBLE AT JIM AND WAS HIS WIFE'S BEST FRIEND.. "CAN'T YOU SEE IT IS QUITTING TIME... I AM OFF THE CLOCK"

I THINK TO WORK WITH A DNE YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR... LET ME REPHRASE THAT

 
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR YOU ARE GOING TO BE UNHAPPY WITH A DANE.

WINSTON REPORT..

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND AT ALL - WINSTON SLEPT IN THE CHAIR WITH PRISCILLA-- AT ALL ANGLES ND NEVER YELPED -- HE JUMPS AROUND PLAYING WITH TOYS FLIPPING HIS HEAD AROUND... NOT ONE YELP... IF I HAD NOT SEEN THT XRAY-- WHICH LOOKED WIERD TO ME-- I WOULD NOT BELIEVE HE HAD A THING WRONG WITH HIM...

 JACKY AND TOM ARE IN THE GUEST HOUSE FOR THE WEEKEND-- AND LAURI IS STAYING AT THE KNIGHT'S INN?? IN DANVERS.

ND WE HAVE SEVERAL APPLICANTS COMING TO STEW TOMORROW AS WE TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHO WE HAVE FOR DOGS- AND WHO MIGHT MANAGE TO DEAL WITH WHAT FROM BOTH SIDES-- WHAT DOG COULD HANDLE A FAMILY OF 5 KIDS AND WHICH DOG WOULD JUST RATHER NOT.

 IT IS A PROCESS...

 AND MEGAN WILL BE BCK TOMORROW-- SHE HAS COME UP ACROSS THE MASON DIXON LINE... AND IS HOME TODAY.

Friday, May 24, 2013

MAY 24, 2013

THINGS THAT GO THUMP IN THE NIGHT IS THE BIG CONCERN TODAY.. AT 3 AM BECKY HEARD IT--I HEARD ( AND FELT) ----IT WAS A BIG NOISE-- THE KIND YOU ALSO FEEL.
SHE THOUGHT I FELL OUT OF BED-- BUT THEN HEARD ME COUGH SO FIGURED I WAS OK..
ACTUALLY 2 IT WAS THUMPS 5 SECONDS APART
I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE JUSTIFIED IT BEING ME BECAUSE OF THE SECOND THUMP.. WHAT WAS SHE THINKING... I'D BOUNCE???
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WE PUT ON THE NEWS TO SEE WHAT BLEW UP- AND WERE RELIEVED TO FIND IT WASN'T BOSTON.
ONLY NEWS WAS A BRIDGE FAILING IN WASHINGTON -- STATE OF.
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WAAAAAAAY BACK-- PRESIDENT CARTER-- WHO IS A PHYSISIST WARNED OF THE PERILOUS STATE OF THE BRIDGES AND LEVYS IN THIS COUNTRY.. AMONG OTHER THINGS..
AT ANY RATE-- WHEN WE GO TO BUY DRY DOG FOOD AT SAM'S STORE -- THERE ARE TWO BRIDGES ACROSS THE MERRIMAC RIVER-- ON ON RT 95-- AND A TINY ONE TO AN ISLAND AND THEN ACROSS ON A TWO LANE ROAD.
A BEAM-- AKA LARGE CHUNK OF METAL--- FELL OUT OF THE RT 95 BRIDGE- IT WAS QUICKLY DETERMINED THAT IT WAS NOT NECESSARY TO THE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF THE BRIDGE- SO WHATEVER GODS THERE BE SAW FIT TO START REPAIR ON THE TINY BRIDGE.
I HOLD MY BREATH EVERY TIME WE HAVE TO GO BUY DOG FOOD.
THERE IS ALSO THE ASPECT... IF IT WAS NOT A STRUCTURAL PART OF THE BRIDGE... WHERE THE BUILDERS PADDING THE BILL BY WELDING ON ODD BITS OF METAL??
I ALWAYS OPEN MY WINDOW.. PER THE MYTHBUSTERS SUGGESTION..
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KAREN AND DIDI ARRIVED LAST NIGHT FOR AN OVERNIGHT IN THE CABIN.. DIDI LOOKS BEAUTIFUL AND KAREN SAYS SHE IS JUST THE PERFECT DOG. HAS FLOWN MANY TIMES WITH HER.. AND THINGS LIKE THAT...
I SAID A QUICK GOODNIGHT AND FIGURED WE COULD CATCH UP ON DETAILS IN THE MORNING.. I HAD A LONG DAY..
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ONE REAQSON THE DAY WAS LONG WAS INSOMNIA-- APPARENTLY MARIA HAD THE SAME PROBLEM BECAUSE WE BOTH SAW THE SAME "INFOMERCIAL" ABOUT COOKING WITHOUT A HEATERD SURFACE-- YOU KNOW- ONE OF THOSE "AND WAIT-- WE WILL DOUBLE THE OFFER FOR JUST HANDLING AND SHIPPING"
WE WORKED THAT OVER A BIT... MARIA IS SOME KIND OF ENGINEER AND HAD SOME WILD IDEA ABOUT MOLECULAR ENERGY AND ANNOYING MOLECULES. I WAS MORE INTERESTED IN BOILING SPAGETTI FAST.
THE INFO MERCIAL WAS FULL OF PEOPLE IN CHEF'S HATS.
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WHICH REMINDED ME ---- WE DECIDED THE 2 PUZZLE PICTURES WILL BE -- ME INTHE CHEF'S HAT FEEDING 3 DOGS ( IF I CAN FIND THE JPEG)... AND THE SECOND WILL BE BAILEY IN THE TREE.
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MARIA IS WORKING ON THE DOGGIE BAG " STORE" FOR OUR WEB. I WILL DEFINITELY NEED HELP RUNNING THT BECAUSE I ALREADY FORGOT AN ORDER FOR 5 MONKEY FISTS-- AND I KNOW I HAVE A N ORDER FOR 2 FOR THE LUGGAGE AND IT WILL TAKE ME A WHILE TO FIND THE ADDRESSES..
WE ARE A WORK IN PROCESS-
THOSE MONKEY FISTS CAN HAVE A PLAIN TAIL ( DOG TOY TYPE)  --A LOOP-- TO FASTEN IT TO SOMETHING-- OR A SNAP ..SO WE H AVE TO GET THAT INFO FROM WEB TO ME IN THE T TENT
( WHICH IS OUR MANUFACTURING FACILITY
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TENTS..
THE PINK ENVELOPE BRIGADE HAS BEEN SO HELPFUL THAT WITH HE MONEY OF MINE WHCH I HAD PLANNED ON USING.. WE HAVE ORDERED A 20 FOOT TIPI WHICH I AM TOLD SLEEPS 8 PEOPLE.
... THEY WI\OULD HAVE TO BE DARN FRIENDLY PEOPLE... BUT THAT IS WHAT THE BOOK SAYS.
MAYBE SOME OF THESE OCTOBER FEST PEOPLE WILL WANT TO TRY AND SLEEP IN IT.... BE MY GUEST.
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TEAL AND JOCELYN AKA "57" MADE THE NEWS


 AND THE CHANEL 9 NEWS SHOULD AIR THIS WEEK.-- UNLESS THERE IS SOME OTHER LOCAL DISASTER-- LIKE THE BRIDGE OVER THE MERRIMAC FALLING DOWN... BECAUSE OF AN OVER WEIGHTED VAN WITH TOO MUCH DOG FOOD IN IT.

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WE HAVE ALMOST MADE IT THRU THE WEEK WITH NO MEGAN-- AND NOW EARLENE IS GONG SOUTH TO HELP HER SISTER AND HER KNEES/ HIPS... OR SOME OTHER JOINT..

EARLENE WILL BE GONE A WEEK.

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THEN THERE IS THE CHICKEN BOARD--- I AM HAPPY TO SEE EVERYONE PARTICIPATING IN THE SHATUPON SOCIETY'S FUNDRAISER.. I WAS CONCERNED THE PINK ENVELOPES AND TIPI WOULD UPSET THE CHICKEN BOARD.... ON WHICH WE HAVE COME TO DEPEND...

I WILL MAKE A DEAL-- SELL THAT OUT AND I WILL ACTUALLY PAY TO HAVE AN ULTRASOUND TO SEE IF MERLOW IS PREGNANT-- SHE IS FAR ENOUGH ALONG WHERE IT SHOULD SHOW....

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WINSTON REPORT-

IF I HAD NOT SEEN THAT XTAY I WOULD SWEAR THER WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM.. HE HAD A HALF PILL OF DURAMAX AT NOON-- WE MISSED THE NIGHTIME PILL AND HE STILL IS BOUNCING NOT A SINGLE YELP.

 I KNOWS HIS NAME -- BIG TIME-- WHICH WILL HELP BECAUSE HE IS DESTINED NEVER TO WEAR A COLLAR AT ALL.

I WILL BACK OFF ON PILLS TO SEE WHERE THE PILL WORKS AND NOT WORK-- AT THE MOMENT IT LOOKS LIKE 1/2 PILL IS TOO MUCH--

A WORK IN PROGRESS.

HE IS ON CAMERA-- I WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE PLAYING HE DOES WITH THE HANGING ROPE IF HE HAS THAT NECKJ INJURY..

 WATCH HIM...

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ONE LAST ABSOLUTELY RIDICOULOUS TOPIC

 SHELIA HEARD OF MY PROBLEM OF INADVERTANTLY SMEARING VASOLINE IN MY HAIR-- AND BOUGHT ME A JAR OF ORGANIC-VIRGIN COCONUT OIL--.. I DIDN'T READ THE INSTRUCTIONS---- IF THERE WERE ANY.. SHE TOLD ME TO SCOOP A GLOB INTO MY BATH.. WHICH I DID.

THAT STUFF IS STRANGE -- IT MADE EVERYTHING SMOOTH AND SILKY.. INCLUDING THE BATHTUB- THANK HEAVENS I HAVE A ROPE OVER THE TUB OR I WOULD BE SLIDING AROUND IN IT STILL

SO I THEN READ THE DIRECTIONS AND IT TALKED OF NUTRITION AND CALLORIES . SO NOW I GAIN WEIGHT BY BATHING??

REMEMBER MOST GREAT INVENTIONS WERE THE RESULT OF AN ACCIDENTAL DISCOVERY

GOTTA WATCH HER --- NEXT SHE MAY SUGGEST PEANUT BUTTER...

 
I AM NOT YELLING-
- I CAN NOT SEE the small print

Thursday, May 23, 2013

MAY 23, 2013


NOW... ABOUT CALLING 911 WHEN MY HEAD HITS THE DESK...

HONESTLY JANINE IS WRITING THE BOOK ABOUT HOW WE GOT TO MEET THIS CAMERA CROWD-- I THINK YOU ALL CAN HELP FILL IN THE DETAILS OF LIFE AFTER CAMERAS-

YOU COULD NOT MAKE UP THIS STUFF

YESTERDAY I WAS STILL GROGGY WHEN I WAS WRITING THE DAILY DOGGIE AND MY HEAD HIT THE DESK-- WELL TO BE PRECISE, IT HIT THE ...N... KEY PROBABLY FOR NO MORE THAN 1 MINUTE

DURING THAT TIME SOMEONE OF THE CAMERA CROWD SAW ME AND POSTED "SHALL WE CALL 911?"- AND THE COMMETNTS FLEW ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT TO CALL THE EMERGENCY RESPONSE BECAUSE MY HEAD WAS ON THE N ON THE KEYBOARD...

TO EVERY ONE'S RELIEF I JUMPED BACK INTO REALITY ONLY TO FIND THE SCREEN FILLED WITH MILLIONS OF N's AND COMMENTS ABOUT CONSIDERING CALLING 911.

I AM DELIGHTED TO HAVE EVERYONE THAT ALERT AND RESPONSIVE.. IT CERTAINLY COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMERGENCY-- BUT NOT THAT TIME.. ( I DO WEAR ONT OF THOSE "I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP" BUTTONS)

*** THE DAY CONTINUED TO GO SOUTH...

GEORGE CALLED THEY NEEDED BLOOD FOR A SMALL DOG COULD I...??? SO SHELIA AND I RAN DOWN WITH OPAL .. WHO COOPERATED NICELY- FILLING THE LITTLE BLOOD BAG THEN ATE HER GIFT OF A CAN OF DOG FOOD... ALTHO SHE DID COMPLAIN THAT IT WAS NOT SPOON FED...... SO SHELIA FED HER BY HAND... ..

WE GOT BACK AND WINSTON WAS PITIFULLY CONFUSED... SOMETHING HURTS HIM A VERY ABRUPT PAIN NOT ONLY HURTING HIM BUT CONFUSING HIM - WHLE BEING RELATIVELY HAPPY AND ACTIVE BETWEEN PAINS.. VERY STRANGE.. I HAVE SEEN DOGS WITH HOD A CT LIKE THAT...

LUCKILY STEPH WAS HERE TO JUST HOLD HIM FOR A WHILE SO WE COULD THINK-- WHAT NEXT??- THIS IS NOT JUST ONE YELP-- BUT MANY SECONDS OF SCREAMING AND CONFUSION HIDING IN CORNERS ETC...

 POOR SHELIA GOT DRAFTED -- DROVE US BACK TO THE VET HOSP WHERE THEY DECIDED WE SHOULD HAVE XRAYS-- BUT THE VET SAID GEORGE COULD READ THEM BETTER AND HE WOULD BE AROUND IN THE MORNING--- I APPRECIATED HER COMMENTS- AND SIAD WE WOULD BE BACK TODAY ( THURSDAY) - AND GAVE US 2 KINDS OF PAIN PILLS

GOTTA LOVE CHEMISTRY-- WINSTON WAS PERFECTLY COMFORTABLE ALL NIGHT ACCORDING TO BECKY #1 OVERNGHT PERSON.

IN THE MEANTIME MOLLY-- WHO WAS AT THE HOUSE STARTING TO FEED--- WAS TOLD BY ME THAT SHE WAS IN CHARGE TIL WE GOT BACK.... NOT BEING SURE WHEN THAT WOULD BE.

SO....... AT THE VETS-- WE GOT A CALL FROM MARIA

---- WHO WAS ON HER WAY HOME ON 495 IN LOWELL
--- WHO HAD JUST HAD A CALL FROM MEGAN WHO WAS AT DISNEY WORLD IN FLORIDA
--- WHO HAD RECIEVED A CALL FROM A CAMERA PERSON ?IN IOWA ??

WE HAD RUN OUT THE DOOR IN GREAT HASTE WITH WINSON LEAVING NO ONE HOME AND BENTLEY WAS ON HIS HIND LEGS . TRYING TO OPEN THE FRONT DOOR. HE DID GET THE DOOR OPENED - THEY WERE PANIC'D HE WOULD GET OUT AND RUN AWAY... FORTUNATELY IN THE PROCESS OF OPENING IT FURTHER, HE SHUT IT... -

GOTTA LOVE MODERN TECHNOLOGY..

 BENTLY GETTING OUT IS NOT NORMALLY A PROBLEM-

----- LAST THING IN HIS MIND IS RUNNING AWAY.
FIRST IN HIS MIND WOULD BE " WHO CAN I BREED"

  SECOND WOULD BE "IS THERE ANOTHER MALE I NEED TO FIGHT FIRST ?"

DOWN THE DRIVEWAY IS NOT IN HIS VOCABULARY.

I FELL INTO BED AND OVERSLEPT-- NOW NEEDING TO GET THIS DONE TO GO TO GEORGE'S WITH WINSTON

NICE FELLOW GEORGE- BUT BECAUSE OF HIS EXPERIENCES--

.... WELL.... AS WE WENT IN THE BACK DOOR OF THE HOSPITAL HE WAS DRESSED UP GETTING INTHE CAR WITH HI S WIFE-- HE CAME OVER-- AND GAVE A 12 SECOND( LITERALLY 12 SECOND) EXAM- THEN WENT TO THE CAR SAYING "PROBABLY SPINE" - WHICH IS NOT ALOT BETTER THAN THE HOD I WAS FEARING... DANE AND SPINE INJURIES ARE NOT UNCOMMON---

 HOWEVER OVERNIGHT.. I HAVE HAD SEVERAL EMAILS WITH THIS REPOSTING...

CARLENE, I JUST REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY WHEN THE PIMS WERE ON PUPPY HILL
THAT ONE OF THE HARLS WAS LAYING AGAINST THE BIG BOULDER (AT THE TOP OF THE BOULDER).
ONE OF THE OTHER PIMS RAN FROM THE TOP OF THE HILL AND RAN AT FULL SPEED INTO THE
STOMACH OF THE HARL PUP SLAMMING HIS BACK INTO THE BOULDER. IT WAS A GOOD LITTLE BIT
BEFORE THE HARL GOT UP. IT WAS LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT HIM/HER.
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LET US HOPE IT IS A SIMPLE BROKEN SOMETHING- OR BETTER YET STRAINED SOMETHING.
 
 
GOTTA LOVE YOU GUYS AND YOUR EFFICIENCY
YOU DON'T MISS MUCH-- AND I AM GETTTING TO COUNT ON YOUR OBSERVATIONS.--
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SO WHEN IT COMES TO PUBLISHING THIS BOOK JANINE IS WRITING.. YOU GUYS ALREADY HAVE THE SEQUEL READY FOR TEH EDITOR.
SHEILA SAID SHE WOULD BE BACK FOR THE NEXT GO ROUND-- NOT ONLY IS SHE A CAPABLE DRIVER BUT SHE CAN CARRY HEAVY DOGS...EVEN IF SHE IS ON ONE LEG BECAUSE OF A FLYING BAG OF KITTY LITTER...
YOU WOULD NOT KNOW ANYTHING WAS WRONG WITH WINSTON RIGHT NOW.
 
AND HE IS HUNGREY !!!
 
STAY TUNED 
 
TYPICAL DAY... 
IS
"A PUZZLE NEVER UNDERSTOOD
AND MAN PROCEEDS WHERE HE IS LED
UNGUARENTEED OF BAD OR GOOD."
 
IF IT IS 2500 MILES ROUND TRIP TO TENNASSEE - IF A TRUCK GETS 20 MPG AND BETTY'S COUSIN WEARS A GREEN SHIRT, HOW MANY FLAMINGOS DOES IT TAKE TO STAND ON THE HEAD OF A PIN?

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

benjamin buckwheat

the check should arrive for him at 3pm this afternooon
he is then to be gelded
janine is organizing transportation

MAY 22, 2013

I WONDER HOW CLEAN WE WOULD ALL BE WITHOUT WARM WATER.. --

THIS CONCERNED ME BECUSE MY BATHROOM IS BEING DEMOLISHED IN PREP FOR PUTTIN IN A 6' SOAKING TUB... IT OCCURRED TO ME I WOULD NOT BE PUTTING THAT TUB IN IF I DID NOT HAVE WARM WATER..

WELL-- THEN EXACTLY WHAT WOULD I DO.. I AM NOT A FAN OF COLD ANYTHING--- LEAST OF WHICH IS COLD WATER.

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CHAOS BLOOD WORK CAME BACK INCONCLUSIVE OF ANYTHIGN SPECIFIC-JUST SLIGHTLY OFF INDICATING SOMETHING IS GOING ON WHICH MIGHT RESOLVE ITSELF- OR SHOW MORE SYMPTOMS.

ALL OUR DOGS TEST POSITIVE FOR LYME ANYWAY- BUT IN HER CASE HE SUGGESTED WE GIVE HER A COURSE OF MEDS FOR 10 DAYS.

WHICH WE HAVE.... THANK HEAVENS

BECAUSE--- GEORGE SAID DOXYCYCLINE HAS GONE FROM 30 CENTS A PILL TO $5 AND IS EXPECTED TO GO TO $10-- FOR NO APPARENT REASON EXCEPT MAYBE PRICE GOUGING... HE SAID COSTCO WAS UP TO $5-- WITH A DOG ON 5 PILLS A DY-- IT CAN GET VERY EXPENSIVE..

BLESS GEORGE-- A WHILE AGO HE SUGGESTEED I KEEP SEVERAL MEDS HERE- BUYNG THEM IN BULK-- SO I HAVE ABOUT 400 DOXYCYCLINE PILLS... THE 30 CENT KIND...

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STOOLS ARE REMARKABLE-- EXCEPT FOR CHAOS AND BENTLEY

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STANEY WAS HERE OVERNIGHT WITH BECKY

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THE KURNDA BEDS ARRIVED SHELIA AND I CONSTRUCTED THEM-- BY THE CLOCK... ---9 MINUTES PER.

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WITH KARLA'S HELP WE ALSO TOOK DOWN THE TIPI POLES FOR INSPECTION--

 SLIGHT PROBLEM GETTING THEM BACK UP AGAIN IN THE CORRECT ORDER--

TO BE CONTINUED- AS SOON AS WE FIGURE OUT THE KNOT..

KARLA QUITE RIGHTLY SET UP 3 MOPS IN T HE CORRECT ORDER FOR US TO STUDY.. THOSE POLES ARE LONG... I DON'T REMEMBER HAVING THT MUCH TROUBLE WITH THE POLES FOR THE 14 FT TIPI ( THE ONE ON THE CALENDAR.)

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AND I DID CLEAN OUT THE TIPI MONEY JAR- IT WS GETTING SOME SERIOUS MONEY IN IT-- AND AS WAS POINTED OUT... THAT MANNER OF BANKING IN FULL VIEW OF THE 2.4 MILLION WATCHERS PROBALBY NEESA A RE-THINK. SO I PUT IT IIN THE BANK.... 1025 $$

*****MARIA IS PUTTING TOGETHER THE DOGGIE BAG DETAILS OF THINGS FOR SALE-- LIKE MONKEY FITS

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I HAVE AN ENVELPE ON MY DESK TO FILL FOR FOR JOYCE HILL AND KAZEL CHEEK TO

BE SENT-- I GOT DISTRACTED... THEY WILL GO OUT TODAY

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THE RAIN IS WELCOME-- EVEN AFTER I WATERED THE FLAT FIELD FOR 4 DAYS OUT OF OUR 500 FOOT WELL.

WE NOW HAVE TOWN WATER- SO WE DON'T USE THE WELLL CXCEPT TO WATER THAT FIELD.

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I QUIT-- I HAVE JUST FALLEN ASLEEP TWICE WITH MY FINGER ON THE BUTTON...

ONCE FILLING THE PAGE WITH NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN's


AND TEH SECOND TIME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII's

THAT IS IT FOR THE DAY.

MAYBE.... I NEED MORE SLEEP.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

MAY 21, 2013

THE FUN FUND BRIGADE OF THE PINK ENVELOPES HAS COME TO HELP SOLVE PROBLEMS-- NAMELY A NEW TIPI COVER..-
MANY ALSO ARE RELATED TO MARY'S PASSING- SO I THINK WE WILL HAVE ENOUGH TO BUY THE TIPI-- AND TRANSPORT OUR LATEST ANIMAL "FIND" FROM TENNESSEE-- IT SOUNDS LIKE WE HAVE LOCATED A NEW MASCOTT TO TRY-- STRANGE THING IS SEVERAL PEOPLE INCLUDING JANINE- HAVE FOUND THE SAME ANIMAL.. BENJAMIN BUCKWHEAT- HE WAS AN ORPHANED FOAL BECAUSE HIS BLIND MOTHER STEPPED ON HIM. SO I AM NOT SURE HE IS "SOUND" BUT HE IS A BEAUTIFUL RED ROAN COLOR- SINCE HE WAS HAND RAISED, CHANCES ARE HE IS VERY PEOPLE ORIENTED-
IT IS WORTH A TRY... ESPECIALLY SINCE WE HAVE HAD SO MUCH HELP IN OUR FUN FUND, WE CAN PAY TO HAVE HIM SHIPPED INSTEAD OF JANINE WOBBLING TO TENNESSEE WITH OUR AGING DURANGO/TRAILER.
I EXPRESS MAILED THE CHECK YESTERDAY-- FYI--- OVERNIGHT TO THAT AREA OF TENN... IS 2 DAYS
HE NEEDS A QUICK BIT OF SURGERY BEFORE THEY SHIP HIM..
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SO BACK TO THE PINK ENVELOPES.... OR IN MANY CASES THE "IMPROVISED PINK" ENVELOPES----
I SAT IN THE T TENT YESTERDAY AND READ ALL THE NOTES AND LETTERS FOR NEARLY 2 HOURS... THE COMMENTS WERE GREAT FUN.
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PAUL CAME IN AND SAID "YOU ALWAY SAY YOU NEED ONE MILLIONAIRE... WELL NOW YOU HAVE A MILLION ONE-AIRES"
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ONE OF MY FAVORITES -- AND SOMEHOW EXTREMELY APPROPRIATE WAS THE CARD WITH 2 ANIMALS SITTIN G ON A ROCK WHILE NOAH'S ARK SAILS AWAY
- AND ONE SAYS "OH CRAP ! WAS THAT TODAY?"
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SEVERAL ENVELPOPES CONTAINED THE DOLLAR PLUS A FEW CARDBOARD'S ON WHICH THEY HAD WRITTEN REMARKS...
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WE WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE OCTOBER "HERE IN SPIRIT" CONCEPT OF A NAME ON A POPSICLE STICK STUCK INTHE GROUND INSIDE THE TIPI-- MANY PEOPLE WANTED TO BE HERE IN SPIRIT -
NAMELY -- SEVERAL TEACHERS
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SEVERAL PEOPLE SENT $1 FOR EACH PET THEY HAD... AND THE LIST OF THOSE NAMES GAVE US MANY IDEAS FOR FUTURE NAMES. . GISMO - HERKIMOR...- CRICKET
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I ASKED MY HUSBAND IF HE HAD A ONE DOLLAR BILL IN HIS POCKET TO SEND...., LUCKILY HE ONLY HAD A 5 ---- SO I SENT THAT... ( GOOD CHOICE)
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SEVERAL MENTIONED A MEMORIAL FOR MARY-- AND I THOUGH IT WOULD BE NICE USE THOSE DONATIONS TO HAVE THAT RAINBOW BRIDGE POEM ON A PROPER POST IN THE FLAT PASTURE UNDER THE TREES WHERE MARY DONALD AND THUMPER ARE BURRIED.
DOES ANYONE KNOW OF A NICE METAL-GOOD SIZE RAINBOW BRIDGE SIGN?? 18 X 24 ISH??? I AM SURE I HAVE SEEN SOME
AND A BENCH...
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WITH NO MEGAN HERE TODAY AGAIN... SHE IS AT SEA WORLD.... THERE IS NOT ALOT OF EXTRA TIME..
MEGAN LEFT A LIST OF WHO'S WHO- FOR COVERAGE--- BUT THERE IS MORE BARKING THAN USUAL WHICH INDICATES LESS TIME RUNNING IN THE FIELDS..
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I DID TAKE CHAOS TO SEE GEORGE FOR BLOODWORK.. SHE IS NOT AS CHEERFUL AS I THINK SHE SHOULD BE-- WE SHOULD GET RESULTS TODAY.
BOTH CHAOS AND BENTLY ARE THE ONLY 2 WITH LOOSE STOOLS.. AS OF YESTERDAY THE REST WERE NEARLY FINE.
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AND ---WINSTON IS GETTNIG SPECIAL TREAMENT BECAUS E HE HAS TAKEN TO YELLING AT IN APROPPRIATE TIMES . I HAVE NOT YET BEEN ABLE TO ISOLATE ANY SORE SPOT-- I SUSPECT HE JUST HAS A NEUROTIC THING GOING BECAUSE EVERYONE PICKS HIM UP----- BUT IT BARES WATCHING..
COULD BE WHEN HIS MOUTH IS STRETCHED OPEN LIKE TO PLAY BITYFACE--- OR YAWNING...
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WITHOUT MEGAN I HAVE SOME WALKING TO DO-
..............- COSTCO HERE I COME...



I AM NOT YELLING-
- I CAN NOT SEE the small print

Monday, May 20, 2013

MAY 20, 2013

SINCE MARY DIED I HAVE GAINED 4.7 POUNDS WITH ALL THE KLINDIKE BARS PEOPLE KEEP BRINGING ME AS COMFORT FOOD...

I HAVE HAD MUCH TOO MUCH COMFORT--NOW I NEED TO GET ORGANIZED TO FIND ANOTHER HAPPY WANDERER AROUND THIS FARM.

IT WOULD BE EASIEST TO FIND ONE UP AND DOWN THE EAST COAST BECAUSE OF ALL THE RACE HORSE VANS THAT GO BETWEEN NY AND FLORIDA.. WE COULD CATCH A RIDE ON THOSE-- AND THEY GO ALOMOST DAILY-- OR THEY DID..

THE CROSS COUNTRY ONES FROM THE WEST COAST ARE MORE WEEKLY. THEN THERE IS ALWAYS "THE GUY WITH THE TRAILER"

 I HAVE BEEN THRU ALL THE FARMS LISTED UNDER MAMOUTH DONKEYS ON GOOGLE... AND LEFT MESSAGES ABOUT 2 POSSIBLE-- JANINE IS ON IT.. SHE IS CONNECTED WITH THE HORSE RESCUE CROWD- AND IS LOOKING. SOMETING WILL TURN UP..

I JUST REMEMBERED THE BILLINGS MONTANA HORSE AUCTION

I WENT THERE ONCE AND FILLED A TRAILER WITH 6 HORSES.. THAT WAS FUN... JANINE MANAGED TO SELL THEM ALL HERE.

AND I KNOW WE HVE CAMERA PEOPLE IN BILLINGS-- GO LOOK- I THINK I STILL HAVE AN ACCOUNT THERE AND THEY ALLOW BIDDING BY PHONE.

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I BETTER GET BAK TO DOGS--

OF WHICH WE HAVE MANY... ALTHO 2 LESS THAN BEFORE...

 
ALPHY HAS GONE TO HELP AN MS PATIENT IN VERMONT-- FOUND BY ANN (GOOD JOB ANN) TURNS OUT.... SHE OWNED CESAR-- THAT ONE DOG IN VERMONT THAT I COULD NOT GET HIS OWNER TO RESPOND TO MY EMAILS----. TURNS OUT-- THE REASON WAS CESAR KEPT RUNNING AWAY ... ???RUNNNG AWAY??? THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE OUR DOGS KNWO HOW GLUED TO THE HIP THEY ARE-- SO HE MUST HAVE HAD SOME BAD EXPERIENCE IN THAT HOME-- LEGALLY HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN RETURNED TO US.. BUT THIS WOMAN HEARD ABOUT HIM AND TOOK HIM TO HELP WITH HER MS PATIENT .. HE WAS A SUPER DOG - LIVED WITH HER FOR 3 YEARS BEFORE DEVELOPING A BRAIN TUMOR-- AND WAS PUT TO SLEEP.

WHAT A NICE WOMAN-- SHE DISCOVERED THAT ONCE A DANE OWNER, ALWAYS A DANE OWNER - AND SHE NOW HAS ALPHY-- A SERVICE DOG IN TRAINING-- BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THE ROPES AND IS BRITISH.

 WHY IS IT I FIND THE BRITISH MORE REASONABLE WITH WHICH TO DEAL. I AM SURE BRITAIN HAS THEIR FAIR SHARE OF LEGAL NUTS-- BUT I CAN REMEMBER 'NOTHERGWEN' ( MY "FLATMATE" IN SCOTLAND) OFTEN SAYING "WE BRITS JUST DON'T DO THAT"
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SHE WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT - AND CAME OUT OF IT WITH AN ARM THAT DOES NOT QUITE STRAIGHTEN OUT.. SHE SAID" IT IS COMFORTABLE AND I AM LUCKY TO HAVE AN ARM AT ALL"

THERE IS A LAWYER IN BOSTON WITH TV ADS IMPLYING YOU SHOULD BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION IF YOUR FINGERNAIL GREW IN CROOKED.

NO? HOW ABOUT SPILLING HOT COFFEE IN YOUR LAP- SO NOW MCDONALDS HAVE CUPS THAT SAY "THIS COFFEE IS HOT"
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AND WHAT HAPPENS IN MANY CASES IS "SORRY WE NO LONGER SERVE HOT COFFEE BECAUSE YOU MIGHT SPILL IT...."
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APPLY THAT TO YESTERDAY'S DISCUSSION OF THE FOOLISH CIRCUS- AND IT'S SIDE SHOW......I WOULD NOT DARE RUN THAT NOW- WE HAD A HOME MADE SLIDE COMING DOWN OUT OF THE HAY LOFT-- AND ONE OF THOSE ROPE LADDERS THAT TWIST AND YOU FALL OFF...

NOW THE WORD " LIABILITY " HAS RUINED ALL THE FUN.
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AH WELL... SECOND DOG YESTERDAY....

MISSY-- A HORSEY FRIEND OF JANINE'S TOOK BAXTER AS THEIR FamILY DOG-- HE SHOLD DO VERY WELL THERE WITH THEIR 2 KIDS... AND IF COLLEEN WANTS TO GO VISIT I AM SURE THT CAN BE ARRAINGED.

WE HAVE A NEW VETERAN APPLICANT/ BUNCH OF KIDS-- WHO ALL TOOK TO GETTING MAULED BY PUPPIES-- SO WE GOT OUT THE STILTS AND THEY PROCEEDED TO FALL OFF THOSE. HE SEEMED VERY REALISTIC ABOUT FIRST AID KITS...

I TRY AND MAKE IT CLEAR TO PARENTS-- YOU DECIDE WHAT YOUR KIDS SHOULD DO-- THE WHOLE PLACE IS DANGEROUS.

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WE HAD A CEREMONY FOR MARY-- AND PLACED A HEADSTONE OVER HER RESTING PLACE... WELL ACTULLY A HEADROCK WHICH WE ROLLED INTO PLACE WITH GREAT EFFORT. IT WS APPROPRIATE-- AND JANINE HAD A BUNCH OF FLOWERS.


I THREW THE REST OF THE GRASS SEED WHICH SHE HAD SPILLED ALL OVER THE SHOP FLOOR- AND TURNED ON THE SPRINKLER

RIP....

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THIS MURPHY DAWG----- I WISH WE HAD FIELDS TO PLOW...

HE IS STRONG-- WITH ENERGY TO SPARE... I WONDER IF I CN HOOK THE 2 TOGETHER AND WEAR THEM BOTH OUT AT ONCE...

I HAVE A COLLECTION OF HORSE HALTERS FOR THT PURPOSE... MAYBE TO DAY IS THE DAY.

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AND THE PINK ENVELOPE TIPI FUND HAS COLLECTED A SIGNIFICANT AMT-- SO THE TIPI PROJECT GOES ONWARD

MARIA SUGGESTED---
ALL THOSE WHO WANT TO COME HERE IN OCTOBER- BUT CAN NOT-- SHOULD BE HERE IN SPIRIT-- SO IF THEY SEND A POPSICCLE STICK/ TONGUE DEPRESSOR WITH THEIR NAME/PICTURE ON IT, WE COULD STICK THOSE IN THE GROUND INSIDE THE TIPI SO THERI SPIRITS CAN ENJOY THE PROCEEDINGS- WHATEVER THEY ARE.

GOOD IDEA... WE CAN LIFT A PIECE OF THE TIPI SO IT IS VISABLE BY THE P[UPPY HILL CAMERA...

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AND SO IT GOES.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

MAY 19, 2013

HAPPY 19th  OF THE MONTH-
ANYONE WITH SOME REASON TO BE WISHED SOMETHING-- BIRTHDAY, ANIVERSERY  WHATEVER--  THE  "HAPPY  19th"  IS MY WAY OF DEALING WITH THINGS I NEVER REMEMBER ANYWAY.

 

I HOPE THIS COPIES FOR YOU

WE TOASTED MARY WITH NOT ONLY A DRINK OR TWO BUT A BAG OF CARROTS. IT WAS VERY APPROPRIATE.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
AND JANINE HAS STARTED A BOOK- HILLARY READ THE BEFORE MARY
 
SECTION -- IT IS PRETTY FUNNY.-

THE CRAZY CIRCUS OUR 4-H CLUB PUT ON FOR YEARS- WHICH IS HOW I ENDED UP WITH SO MANY STRANGELY TRAINED ANIMALS- WHICH MADE THE TV COMMERCIAL FOR TUFTS VET SCHOOL- WHICH STARTED ANIMAL EPISODES- PROVIDING ALL KINDS OF ANIMALS FOR MANY YEARS COCKROACHES, FROGS, SHAMPOOED COWS- THINGS LIKE THAT WHICH LANDED ME TRAINING SERVICE DOGS AND OWNING MARY
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SHE MENTIONED LUCY--- I HAD FORGOTTEN LUCY- WHO I BOUGHT ONE SUMMER TO INCLUDE IN THE CIRCIS USUALLY HELD LATE IN AUGUST.

I PAID $7 FOR A TINY BABY PIG- WHICH THE KIDS TRAINED---AND SHE HUNG AROUND THE YARD - IN LYNNFIELD-- MUCH LIKE MARY DID IN IPSWICH.. SHE MUST HAVE EVENTUALLY WEIGHED 500 POUNDS... SHE HAD AN INTELLIGENCE THAT I SWEAR ALLOWED HER A SENSE OF HUMOR SIMILAR TO MARY.

MY HUSBAND- TOM-- THE IDEAL -- TALL DARK HANDSOME MEDICAL DR -- CLEAN TIDY---.... WITH A CAR HE USED TO TAKE THRU THE CAR WASH TWICE A WEEK .... KIND OF PERSON... HAD ZERO ANIMAL EXPERIENCE AND REALLY DID NOT INTELLECTULLY PARTICIPATE WITH THEM. --- HE WAS SWEEPING THE DRIVEWAY ONE DAY-- AND LUCY THE PIG WAS WATCHING HIM-- SHE JUST WALKED OVER TO TALK TO HIM- PROBABLY COMMENTING ON THE JOB HE WAS DOING. .. HE WAS NOT ONE TO HOLD A CONVERSATION WITH A PIG AND BRUSHED HER AWAY WITH THE BROOM-- SHE LEFT AND STOOD ABOUT 12 FEET AWAY AND TURNED TO TALK TO HIM IN PIG LANGUAGE--- I.E, LOUD HIGH PITCHED SCREAM. HE JUMPED SIDEWAYS--PIGS CAN SCREAM... I SAW THAT HAPPEN----

AND I SAW LUCY UNDERSTAND THE POSIBILITY-- SO SHE WALKED TOWARD HIM SCREACHING- HE RAN.. A MISTAKE.. BECAUSE FOR THE NEXT YEAR, HE WOULD COME HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL WITH HIS TIDY DOCTOR'S BAG IN ONE HAND-- LUCY WOULD LET HIM GET OUT OF THE CAR AND SHUT THE DOOR AND SHE WOULD BELT OUT OF THE BUSHES AND CHASE HIM AT A RUN INTO THE HOUSE.

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I LOVED EVERY MINUTE.

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BY THE TIME I HAD MOVED TO IPSWICH AND HAD MARY WE HAD ALL LEARNED THAT UPSETTING AN INTELLIGENT ANIMAL PRODUCED DIRECT CONSEQUENCES .

AS OPPOSED TO UPSETTING PEOPLE.... WHICH PRODUCES LAWYERS.

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SO THE SEARCH FOR ANOTHER LIFETIME EXPERIENCE HAS BEGUN--

-REMEMBERING LUCY, IF IT WASN'T FOR HER ABILITY TO PUSH HER NOSE THRU 6 INCHES OF PACKED SOIL OR CEMENT ANOTHER PIG COULD BE A POSSIBILITY.. BUT SHE HAD 6" DEEP TRENCHES ALL OVER ---- SHE COULD ROUT THRU PACKED SOIL YOU WOULD HAVE TROUBLE DENTING WITH THE BACK HOE ..SO WE ARE WAITING FOR ANOTHER DONKEY TO FIND US.

I HATE TO TELL YOU BUT HORSES ARE JUST TOO STUPID. TO TELL SOMEONE THEY HAVE HORSE SENSE IS A TERRIBLE INSULT

ALL A HORSE KNOWS IS TO RUN AWAY FROM ANYTHING QUESTIONABLE-- REGARDLESS OF WHO IS ON HIM OR WHAT IS TIED BEHIND-- THEY ARE ACCIDENT PRONE... BIG TIME. DONKEYS ARE CAREFUL. SO I D RATHER TAKE MY CHANCES WITH ANOTHER DONKEY.. THEY WATCH AND QUESTION...

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I HAVE RATTLED ENOUGH IT IS A SUNDAY STEW-- AND WE HAVE GUESTS IN THE CABIN-- A POTENTIAL APPLICANT-- NICE HIGH SCHOOL KID..

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SO I BEST AWAY

Saturday, May 18, 2013

MAY 18, 2013

JANINE IS ON THE CASE... SHE IS SUGGESTING EVERYONE IN THIS GROUP RAISE A GLASS****(MARTINI OR OTHERWISE) ***IN MEMORY OF MARY AT 6:30 TONIGHT. SOME OF THOSE GLASSES WILL BE RAISED AT HER HOUSE- WITHOUT CAMERA ACCESS... ----THO I BET SOMEONE MANAGES TO PUT THINGS ON HER FACEBOOK. PAGE.. MARY THEDONKEY..

JANINE IS ALSO ON THE CASE OF FINDING ANOTHER DONKEY-- NOT TO REPLACE-- BUT TO TRY AGAIN...

THE SEARCH IS BEING DELAYED BECAUSE THIS WEEKEND IS BISHOP MULE DAYS IN CALIFORNIA-- THE KENTUCKY DERBY OF DONKEY AND MULE PEOPLE- -- WE SHOULD LOOK IT OVER IN SEARCH FOR A NOTHER SDP MASCOTT TO EDUCATE US AS WELL AS MARY DID

I HAVE SEEN SEVERAL DONKEY BREEDERS ONLINE...

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LAST NIGHT THE PHOTO SHOOT WENT VERY WELL- BLACK CAR WITH DOG IN THE BACK SEAT AT THE COUNTRY CLUB..... I HAVE TO SAY KITTY IS SUPER AS ORGANIZER-- SHE THINKS AHEAD- SOMETHING I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH... SHE WAS SO ORGANIZED THTAT SHE HAD***** AMONG OTHER THINGS---- WINDEX TO REOMVE THE BREATH MARKS OF THE DOG BREATHING ON THE WINDOW. MARK ASSISTED- ALONG WITH MEGAN ON THE FLOOR IN THE BACK... THE BEST SHOT TO ME-LOOKED LIKE OSCAR--- BUT HE ALSO TOOK SHOTS OF OPAL AND MARIAH.. I NEVER GOT TO ASK EXACTLY WHY WE WERE DOING IT..... COULD BE CALENENDAR OR JUST SOME BRAINSTORM WILLIAM HAD.**-* WHATEVER.

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MEGAN IS GONE FOR A WEEK. GOING TO BE A TOUGH WEEK.. I WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND Anything.. ALONG WITH REMEMBERING NAMES OF DOGS AND PEOPLE.

I ASSUME EVERYONE IS ORGANIZED--
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THE SPRINKLERS--- IT IS SOOOO DRY THAT I HAVE STARTEED THE SPRINKLERS GOING. IN THE FLAT FIELD..... I DON'T USUALLY HAVE TO DO THAT TIL AUGUST-- I HAVE A VERY DEEP AND EXCELLENT WELL- FOR QUANTITY--- TESTS DRINKABLE- ALSO TESTS OFF THE CHART FOR EVERY MINERAL KNOWN TO MANKIND...AND SMELLS OF DEAD MACKEREL--- AND IS BROWN WATER.
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I REMEMBER THE DAY THAT THE USDA CAME TO INSPECT THE ANIMAL CARE....-- AND THE ONLY THING TTHEY COULD CITE ME ON WAS MY WATER BUCKETS LOOKED DIRTY WITH A BROWN TINGE TO THEM... AS THEY WERE WRITING UP THEIR "FINDINGS" I TOOK THEM INTO MY KITCHEN AND OPENED THE DISHWASHER WHICH HAD THE IDENTICAL BROWN COVERING.. THEY DO LIKE TO FIND SOMETHING WRONG-- THAT IS WHY THEY ARE SENT OUT...

I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE A BUNCH OF LAWS BEHIND THEM INSTEAD OF SOME COMMON SENSE. LIKE BUILDING INSPECTORS WHO SAY "YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE- YOU ARE ONLY A WOMAN"-- ( I PERFERRED MY OWN CHOICE AS BUILDER-- NOT HIS)

NOW THAT WAS A GOOD ARGUEMENT-- HE SENT ME AN EMAIL DENYING HE HAD USED THE WORD---- "ONLY"
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I ALSO REMEMBER THE DAY THE IRS CAME FOR AN IN HOUSE AUDIT- A DOCTOR WITH A RACE HORSE WHO ACTUALLY DEDUCTED THE COST OF HAY- FLAGGED TOM-- THEY WERE VERY THOROUGH AND WENT SO FAR AS TO GO FROM HIS APPOINTMENT BOOK TO THE BILLING RECORDS CONVINCED THERE WAS CASH SOMEWHERE. .. AFTER HOURS ALL THEY COULD CHANGE WAS I DEDUCTED TOO MUCH AUTO EXPENSE ---
$320 WORTH OF TAX,,, THEY SAID HE COULD NOT DEDUCT THE COST OF COMMUTING-- I SAID IT WAS NOT COMMUTING BUT "BETWEEN OFFICES" BECAUSE HE SAW PATIENTS AT THE HOUSE OCASSIONALLY. BUT I GAVE IN TO GET THEM OUT OF HERE.

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TODAY SCHEDULE?

SURVIVING WITHOUT MEGAN----- WELL THIS IS HER DY OFF ANYWAY-- BUT SHE WILL NOT BE HERE TOMORROW- AND FOR THE WEEK.

DIDDLING WITH THE PIMENTOS WHO ARE DOING WELL IN THE BARN AND PUPPY HILL

THEN THERE IS READING ADS FROM DONKEY BREEDERS- AND

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FINALLY-- WE NEED SOMEE SERIOUS THOUGHT ON THIS ONE.

I BOUGHT SOME CHEERIO'S- USUALLY IN ONE BIG BOX WITH 2 BAGS INSIDE- NOW IT COMES IN 2 BOXES GLUED TOGETHER -- SAME EXTERNAL SIZE WITH A PROUD STICKER


WHY 2 BOXES?

BECAUSE IT USES LESS CARDBOARD *


and way at the bottom

* per pound of cereal


there is a wealth of MARKETING here WHAT DID THEY DO -- FLUFF UP THE "O's"

I JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT ONE.

Friday, May 17, 2013

MAY 17, 2013

SEEMS STRANGE- THE BAG OF CARROTS NEXT TO THE FRONT DOOR SO WHEN MARY WOULD COME TO THE DOOR AND BRAY LOUDLY. EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE WOULD RUN AND GIVE HER A COUPLE CARROTS..

I HAVE HAD HUNDREDS OF ANIMALS- LITERALLY- IN THE COURSE OF PROVIDING ANIMALS FOR COMMERCIALS AND MOVIES-MANY LOVELY ANIMALS-- BUT THERE HAVE BEEN A FEW WHO MAINTAINED THIER OWN PERSONALITY, YET IF THE CHIPS WERE DOWN YOU COULD COUNT ON THEM TO DO THIER BEST.

MARY CERTAINLY WAS ONE OF THOSE-- TIFFANY- A DANE WAS ANOTHER-- AND TACKY-- A HORSE WAS THE THIRD. BAILEY IS NOT TOO BAD EITHER.
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I GOT MARY 400 YEARS AGO- I WAS REMINDED THAT I BOUGHT MARY WITH THE MONEY I GOT FROM SELLING A PALOMINO WHO BECAME REX TRAILER'S "GOLDRUSH" - REX WAS BOSTON'S COWBOY OF TV FAME...I BOUGHT HER FROM A WOMAN IN KANSAS CITY "KAYLEE"- AN ACCOUNTANT WHO HD A HOBBY OF BREEDING DONKEYS-- MARY WAS 6 MONTHS OLD.

 HOW TO GET HER HOME? THERE IS/?WAS A NETWORK OF RACE HORSE TRANSPORTS AND ONE OF THEM COMES ACROSS ROUTE 80 THRU NEBRASKA ENROUTE TO KENTUCKY AND THE NEW YORK RACE TRACKS THEN BOSTON.---- MONSTER TRUCKS- ?12 HORSE VANS??AND MOST HAVE AN AREA IN THE FRONT WHICH THEY COULD USE FOR A MARE AND FOAL. SINCE MARY WAS YOUNG -- ?6 MONTHS? I DID NOT WANT TO HAVE HER TIED IN A STALL NEXT TO ALL THOSE TALL EXPENSIVE HORSES-- SO I HAD THEM PUT HER LOOSE IN THE MARE STALL.. WHEN SHE WAS DROPPED AT THE END OF THE DRIVEWAY, THE DRIVER MADE FUN OF THE FACT THAT ALL THE OTHERS ON THE VAN WERE EXPENSIVE RACE HORSES-
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MARY WAS ONLY SLIGHTLY BIGGER- AT THAT POINT THAN THE REST OF MY DONKEYS- I HAD A BUNCH OF MINI'S 32" TALL - AND DROVE 8 OF THEM TO A FANCY WAGON MUCH LIKE THE BUDWEISERS- MARY LIVED WITH THEM IN WHAT IS NOW PUPPY HILL AND THE FLAT FIELD. SHE JUST GREW- AND WAS OFTEN JUST LOOSE AROUND THE FARM.
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I THINK I BECAME AWARE OF HER ?PERSONALITY?MIND? CAPABILITIES? WHEN WE HAD SOME CARPENTRY WORK DONE IN THE BARN AND SHE CAME OVER TO THE TABLE SAW AND WATCHED EVERY MOVE THE CARPENTER MADE... MEASURING AND CUTTING.. SHE WATCHED. AND I NOTICED HER WATCHING... FROM THEN ON SHE WAS LOOSE 99% OF THE TIME- AND SHE WOULD GET HER NOSE IN EVERYTHING GOING ON. MOST OF THE TIME JUST INQUISITIVE.. ... AND THEN SHE LEARNED TO INSIST PEOPLE GIVE HER TREATS- AND SHE BEGAN STICKING HER HEAD IN CAR WINDOWS- AND OPENING GLOVE COMPARTMENTS- EATING ANYTHING SHE COULD REACH..-- THEN SHE LEARNED SHE COULD AFFECT PEOPLE'S BEHAVIOR BY GRABBING SOMETHNG AND RUNNING OFF WITH IT.- PEOPLE WOULD CHASE HER- PROBABLY FOR NO MORE THAT 10 FEET AND TUGG IT OUT OF HER MOUTH... THIS BECAME A CHALLANGE FOR VOLUNTEERS HERE- HOW TO UNLOAD THE 50 POUND BAGS OF DOG FOOD WITHOUT MARY RUNNING OFF WITH ONE OF THEM.-- OR... IF THERE WAS SOME DISTRACTION AT SUNDAY STEW SHE WOUDL STRETCH AND GET HOLD OF THE TABLE CLOTH AND GIVE IT A YANK SO SHE COULD STICK HER NOSE IN THE DESERTS- LIKE FROSTING ON CAKES.

BUT WHEN THE CHIPS WERE DOWN.. AND JESUS NEEDED A RIDE UP THRU AMESBURY ON PALM SUNDAY- SHE WAS AS GOOD AS GOLD. AS SHE WAS IN THE MANY COMMERCIALS SHE APPEARED IN. THE LAST WAS ?ATT WHERE I PUT 2 BIG MEN ON HER AND SHE STAGGEREED ACROSS THE SET PERFECTLY.

SHE ALWAYS GAVE AN OPINION ABOUT GOING FOR A RIDE IN THE TRAILER - I THINK IT WAS AS MUCH GETTIN OFF THE TRAILER THAT SHE WORRIED ABOUT. IT IS A STEP DOWN-- AND A LONG TIME AGO WHEN SHE WENT TO JUMP DOWN THE 12" STEP, HER FRONT FEET SLIPPED FROM UNDER HER.. SO FROM THEN ON IT TOOK SOME CONVINCING TO GET HER OFF. WHEN WE CAME HOME FROM JOBS I JUST OPENED THE DOOR AND LEFT HER TO FIGURE IT OUT.

SHE DID NOT GO TO RINGLING BROS CLOWN COLLEGE- SOMEONE JUST PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET...SHE WS RIGHT OUT OF KANSAS.- SHE MADE VERY FEW MISTAKES IN HER LIFE...OF THE HUNDREDS OF PUPS WHO RAN AROUND HER FEET AND ANNOYED HER-- SHE STEPPED VERY BRIEFLY ON ONLY ONE-- BAXTER--- AND SHE BIT ONLY ONE WOMAN BY MISTAKE- SHE HAD AN IMMOBILE HAND- AND I THINK MARY THOUGHT IT WAS A CARROT. IF SHE BIT ANYONE ELSE IT WAS BECAUSE \SHE MEANT IT -- AND THEY DESERVED IT.

MOST NOTABLY JANINE-

JANINE GAVE A BUNCH OF YOUNG KIDS A PONY RIDE AROUND IN CIRCLES HERE IN THE YARD JANINE THEN TOOK THE HALTER OFF MARY AND JUST TURNED HER LOOSE, I SAW THIS HAPPEN-- JANINE WALKED AWAY.. AND MARY WATCHED FOR A FEW MINUTES-- THEY WALKED DIRECTLY OVER TO HER AND BIT HER SEVERELY IN THE ARM- JANINE HAD NOT GIVEN HER A COOKIE FOR HER WORK - AND IT DID NOT STOP THERE--SHE NEVER KICKED OR BIT JANINE AGAIN-- JANINE COULD WORK AROUND HER IN PERFECT SAFETY... BUT WHEN JANINE DID THE STALLS AND SHOVELED MANURE INTO A WHEELBARROW, MARY WOULD SNEAK IN AND TIP OVER THE WHEELBORROW JUST TO HEAR JANINE SCREAM--AND SHE DID IT TWICE IN OND DAY BY UPSETTING WHAT JANINE HAD JUST PICKED UP.

IT WAS CLEARLY A STATEMENT.

YOU WOULD NOT THINK A 750 POUND DONKEY COULD SNEAK UP ON YOU-- BUT SHE DID - CONSTANTLY SCARING STRANGERS WITH HER BIG NOSE NUDGING WHATEVER THEY WERE CARRYING. THE FEDEX AND UPS DELIVERY GUYS GOT USED TO HER STANDING HALF IN THERI TRUCKS LOOKING OVER THE PACKAGES..

YET WE WENT TO BROOKSBY VILLAGE WITH HER IN THIER LIVING ROOM AREA... HOW SHE MANAGED NOT TO STEP ON ANY TOES OR EVEN MOVE A WHEELCHAIR I DO NOT KNOW... BUT SHE DID.

OR THE DAY A MOTORCYCLE GANG ( THE BLUE KNIGHTS POLICE BUNCH) CAME IN HERE AND PARKED THEIR BIKES IN THAT ROW.. THEY ALL TURENED GREEN WHEN THEY SAY MARY TIP TOEING BETWEEN THE BIKES-- NEVER TOUCHING ONE OF THEM.

THEN THER WAS THE DAY THE CHILD PROTECTION DEPT APPAEARED BECAUSE SOMEONE HEARD I HAD PUT AN ELECTRIC WIRE ACROSS THE ENTRANCE TO WHERE COLBY AND JANINE WERE LIVING ( THE GUEST HOUSE) THEY HAD HEARD IT WAS TO KEEP COLBY OUT.. SO THEY ARRIVED TO QUESTION ME AND HAD A GOOD LAUGH ABOUT IT BEING TO KEEP MARY FROM OPENING THAT DOOR AND GOING IN...

YOU ARE RIGHT - THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF MARY STORIES- AND WHAT MAKES ALL OF THEM FUNNY IS THAT MARY WAS WATCHING , ANALYZING SITUATIONS AS A PICKPOCKET WOULD.. WAITING FOR AN OPPORTUNITY TO PROVE SHE WAS WAY AHEAD OF US.

SHE ENJOYED HERSELF HERE-- AND WE ALL DEPENDED ON HER FOR A FEW LAUGHS.. SHE IS BADLY MISSED.

SHE IS ALSO RESTING UNDER THE PINE TREES WITH THUMPER AND DONALD.

I CAN NOT IMAGINE SUNDAY STEW WITHOUT HER.. BUT WE WILL MANAGE-

 AND WE WILL WATCH FOR ANOTHER ANIMAL TO BE AN INTERGRAL PART OF OUR LIVES.

NOT AN ANIMAL THAT BEHAVES PERFECTLY--- BUT ONE THAT JOINS IN THE FUN.

OUR CHALLANGE WILL BE TO RECOGNIZE THE ANIMAL CAPABLE OF THAT.

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JANINE IS THROWING A MEMORIAL SERVICE-- WITH MARTINI'S--- ON SAT NIGHT AT HER HOUSE 6:30

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OTHER THAN THAT..

Thursday, May 16, 2013

MAY 16, 2013


VERY BAD NEWS... MARY DIED THIS MORNING-- SHE HAS BEEN SUCH A GREAT PERSONAGE AROUND HERE-


SO THRE WILL BE NO FURTHER DAILY DOGGIE TODAY

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

MAY  15, 2013

I DON'T KNOW WHO SIGNED ME UP FOR THIS WORD OF THE DAY. USUALLY IT IS SOMETHING LIKE SERENDIPITOUS - AN INTERESTING COLLECTIONOF LETTERS AND THOUGHTS.

TODAY - WHOEVER RUNS THIS DECIDEDTHAT TODAY I AM CAPABLE OF ONLY SOMETHING SIMPLE-- AND THE WORD OF THE DAY IS DOWN.

AS OPPOSED TO UP?

ALONG WITH ALL THOSE SPAM EMAILS TELLING ME I HAVE QUALIFIED FOR WHO'S WHO - IF I SPEND $25 ON THIER BOOK IN WHICH MY NAME WOULD APPEAR.
AND YOU THINK MY PUPPY BREATH IS NONSENSE?????

I WANT TO BE IN WHAT'S WHAT.
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APPARENTLY WE ARE ALL SET WITH AMAZON... THANKS TO KAREN SNOW... IT TOOK ME A DAY OR TWO TO GET USED TO THIS CONCEPT-- AND IT IS NOT AS SIMPLE AS IT SOUNDS-- THE MONEY WILL GO TO SDP-- BUT THE SOURCE IS THIS FOOLISH DAILY DOGGIE BLOG CIRCULATION.. WHICH IS MINE...

I WISH I COULD REMEMBER THE QUOTE ABOUT TWISTED MINDS- BECAUSE THIS CERTAINLY QUALIFIES..

TRY THIS-- I GOT A NOTE FROM SOMEONE SAYING-- BE CAREFUL BECAUSE IF YOU EARN TOO MUCH IT COULD JEOPARTIZE YOUR STATUS AS CHARITY.

 IT HAS TO HAVE SOME TRUTH BECAUSE ---THAT STATEMNENT IS TOO BIZZARRE FOR ME TO IGNORE-----WAY BACK THERE IN MY MIND IS THE STRUGGLE SDP HAD TO STAY A CHARITY BECAUSE OF THE 33% RULE.

FOR THOSE LESS MATHMATICALLY INCLINED I SUGGEST YOU SKIP MY SIMPLIFICATION OF 974 PAGES OF THE IRS RULING.

TO STAY A CHARITY AFTER THE FIRST 5 YEARS, YOU MUST HAVE MORE THAN 33% OF THE GENERAL PUBLIC SUPPORTING YOU.

THE IRS MEANS GENERAL PUBLIC-- NOT JUST A FEW RICH FRIENDS.

SO YOU START WITH YOUR "INCOME" AND SUBTRACT ANY LARGER DONATIONS FROM RICH FRIENDS- THAT GIVES YOU THE PUBLIC SUPPORT. THE RATIO OF PUBLIC SUPPORT TO THE TOTAL MUST BE OVER 33%

EXAMPLE IF SDP TOTAL DONATIONS FROM PEOPLE AND GRANTS WAS $100 AND $20 WAS FROM ME AND $ 35 FROM A RICH UNCLE, THE PUBLIC SUPPORT WOULD BE $45 AND THIS MAGIC RATIO WOULD BE 45/100 OR 45%

FINE- THAT IS OK.
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BUT-- THE NEXT SECTION OF THE 990 HAS LANGUAGE ABOUT BUSINESS INCOME-- WHICH I THINK MIGHT BE THIS AMAZON DEAL

THEY MAKE YOU ADD THAT IN AND RE CALCULATE--

SO -- IF AMAZON BRINGS US $70 THEN OUR TOTAL INCOME WOULD BE $170-- OF WHICH THE PUBLIC SUPPORT WOULD STILL BE $45 SO OUR RATIO WOULD BE 26% AND THE IRS WOULD BE UPSET ABOUT THE. PUBLIC CHARITY STATUS.

THAT IS THE SIMPLE EXPLINATION-- IT GETS MUCH MORE COMPLICATED WITH USING A 5 YEAR HISTORY ETC...

SO WITH THE REAL SDP NUMBERS WE COULD SIT UP AND TAKE NOTICE IF THAT AMAZON MONEY EQUAL THE REST OF OUR INCOME i.e. DOUBLING IT..

 HAVING TOO MUCH MONEY HAS NEVER BEEN A PROBLEM BEFORE, BUT I FEEL I AM UP TO THE CHALLANGE OF HAVING TOO MUCH.

JUST TRY ME.--

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THERE IS GREAT EXCITEMENT HER TODAY CHAOS ALMOST WAGGED HER TAIL THIS MORNING.. SHE HAS NOT BEEN FEELING WELL-- SHE MIGHT LIKE PAUL TO COME AND SIT WITH HER IN THE SUN ( THIS MORNING BECAUSE I AM TOLD IT WILL RAIN LATER????)

AND 4 OF THE BARN DOGS HAD MOUNDS..

EVEN BENTLEY HAD 50% MOUNDS

SO THINGS ARE LOOKING UP.

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PROJECT OF THE DAY IS TO DETAIL THE DOGGIE BAG WHICH WILL BE A "STORE" ON OUR WEB.. WE HAVE A VERY EXCLUSIVE INVENTORY OF MONKEY FISTS, PUPPY BREATH, PUZZLES, POSTERS OF THE FAMILY TREE-- ALL HAVE TO BE PACKAGEDUP AND TAKEN TO THE PO TO SEE WHAT THEY CHARGE TO MAIL THEM... AND THEN FIGURE OUT THE PRICING IN SOME VERY SIMPLE WAY.

AXEL, AND SHELIA HAVE OFFERED TO FIGURE IT OUT.

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TRACY JUST CALLED TO SAY MARY DIDN'T LOOK WELL-- SO I AM OFF TO THE BARN.---
 
LATE REPORT  THE VET HAS COME AND GONE--  SHE THINKS IT IS A BEGINNNING COLIC ( BELLYACHE)  PUMPED HER FULL OF WATER, DRAINED THAT OUT AND PUMPED IN SEVERAL GALLONS  OF WATER WIT SOME MINERAL OIL.. PAIN SHOTS AND MARY IS DOZING INTHE SUN..

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I AM NOT YELLING-
- I CAN NOT SEE the small print


Tuesday, May 14, 2013

MAY 14, 2013

SHORT DOGGIE TODAY-- FROM TV FILMIMG TO MASSIVE CLEAN UP EFFORT...WE WILL BE BUSY.

THE FILM CREW IS DUE HERE AT 9:30 UNLESS SOMETHING MORE EXCITING HAPPENS- LAST TIME THEY WERE DUE ERE WAS THE DAY OF THE BOSOTN MARATHON. SO WE GOT PUSHED ASIDE..

 TEAL AND 57 ARE PLANNING TO COME LATE MORNING..
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WE HAVE A BUNCH OF DOGS THAT JUST DON'T FEEL GOOD.- THE LATEST ONE BEING CHAOS.--

AND JUST TO KEEP YOU UP TO DATE ON FINDINGS... LAST NIGHT SHE P[RODUCED A SILK THREAD SIZE DROOL-- 18 " LONG- EARLENE AND I DISCUSSED LUNA HAD ONE THAT SIZE ON SUNDAY JUST BEFORE SHE THREW UP... AND PRESTO-- CHAOS THREW UP.
ISN'T THAT FASCINATING???

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EVEN THO WE WORRY THAT THIS IS GOIONG ON TOO LONG.... IN FACT MANY ARE BETTER-- IT IS JUST WE HAVE SOOOOOO MANY TO GO THRU.... LITERALLY....

ALPHY HAD CYLINDERS FOR POOP---- PROGRESS !!!!!!!

CHAOS IS NOT COMFORTABLE-- SHE IS LYING DOWN BUT WON'T PUT HER HEAD DOWN AND GET SOME SLEEP.

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THE OTHER MASSIVE DISCOVERY IS THAT BENTLEY CAN OPEN THE LAUNDRY ROOM DOOR-- IT HAS A NORMAL TWIST KNOB - I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT FIRST-- I THOUGHT IT AN ACCIDENT-- BUT I PUT HIM IN THERE WITH OPAL FOR THE NIGHT-- AND WITHIN 5 MINUTES HE WAS AT THE FRONT DOOR WITH OPAL-- SO NOW.. THE CHAIN LINK GATES DO NOT CONTAIN HIM-- NOR DOES A DOOR???? WE ARE IN FOR EXTRA PUPPIES IF WE CAN NOT THINK FASTER THAN HE DOES.

TWISTING OF KNOBS IS A VERY DIFFICULT THING TO TEACH WITHOUT SPECIAL HARDWARE.

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I HAVE A CAMERA DISCUSSION TO HAVE WITH EXPLORE WHICH WILL TAKE TIME

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ALONG WITH THE BLESSED IRS-- APPARENTLY MY 1040 RETURN IS MISSING FORM 4797-- WHATEVER THAT IS... AND I HAVE AN ACCOUNTANT WHO DOES MY 1040. HMMMMMM

 THE IRS SENT ME 2 COPIES OF THE NOTICE-- A PAGE SAYING THIS PAGE IS LEFT INTENTIONALLY BLANK ---PLUS THE "PAPERWORK REDUCTION NOTICE"

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I HOPE KAREN FIGURES OUT THE AMAZON PROJECT SOON.

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THE FAMILY TREE IS BEAUTIFUL- I HAVE ORDERED MAILING CYLINDARS- AND AS SOON AS THEY COME... WE CAN GET ON THAT PROJECT.

ALONG WITH MONKEY FISTS

AND CHANGE THE WEB TO CONTAIN OUR "DOGGIE BAG " STORE.

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I AM RUNNING......

ALOT OF DOGS ARE RUNNING ALSO...