Tuesday, April 30, 2013

APRIL 30, 2013

Hallo, jetzt muß ich doch mal schreiben und ein riesen Lob und Anerkennung und Respekt dem "Service Doc Projekt" geben. Ich Ich sitze hier in Deutschland vorm Rechner und habe jeden Tag die Entwicklung Eurer Welpen, und der anderen Hunde verfolgt. Ich kann nur sagen Respekt!!!!!!! So viel Liebe, wie den Hunden gegeben wird, einfach toll. Ich bin mittlerweile ein großer Fan von Doggen geworden. Ich selbst habe eine Kangalhündin, ein ganz liebes Mädchen.Ganz liebe Grüße aus Deutschland, macht weiter so!!!!!!

NOT WHAT I EX[PECTED TOP GET IN MY COMMENTS OF THE MORNING--

FORTUNATELY THE CAMERA PEOPLE HAVE TRANSLATED IT- TO BE S SEMI NORMAL PLEASENT COMENT ABOUT ENJOYING THIS CAMERA BIT.

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NEXT UNEXPECTED MORNING THING..

EARLENE WAS ASLEEP ON ONE OF THE KURANGO BEDS ON THE FLOOR RIGHT BESIDE CHAOS WHO WAS ON THE SOFA.

AND HER HAIR WAS STILL COMBED !!!!

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WHICH GOT US INTO WHY IS IT 1000% BETTER TO SLEEP ON SOMETHING 6 INCHES OFF THE FLOOR- THAN TO SLEEP ONTHE FLOOR.-

THIS IS TRUE- I DON'T THINK IT IS JUST HABIT.....I THINK THERE IS SOME KIND OF INSTINCT WHICH MAKES US WANT TO SLEEP UP OFF THE FLOOR

WHICH BRINGS US ONE STEP FURTHER-- AT THE FAIRGROUNDS SOMEONE MADE THE COMMENT "WHY DO YOU HAVE BED FOR THE DOGS? MOST DOGS SLEEP ON THE FLOOR... DO THEY LIKE TO SLEEP OFFTHE FLOOR?" DUHHHHHHHH

GIVE THEM A CHOICE AND SEE WHICH THEY CHOOSE------ I KNOW ... IN MY EXISTANCE I HAVE CURLED UP ON A STRANGE COLLECTION OF UNCOMFORTABLE THINGS JUST TO STAY OFF THE FLOOR.

I BETTER LET THAT ONE STOP THERE.

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SHIFTING THE TOPIC..

DO WE DREAM AT NIGHT JUST TO KEEP OUR HEADS AMUSED? AND DO OUR DREAMS CARRY AN ELEMENT OF TRUTH IN THEM?

IF SO--- WHAT IS AMUSING ABOUT MY SISTER DRIVING VERY FAST TO BE SEARCHING 3 HARDWARE STORES FOR A 1/4 INCH WRENCH SO I COULD REMOVE AND PAINT THE WHITE SHUTTERS ON MY WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE MY NEIGHBOR WAS HAVING SUCH FUN DOING IT??

I HAVE NEVER LIVED IN A WHITE PAINTED HOUSE IN MY LIFE-- MY SISTER IS A NOTORIOUSLY SLOW DRIVER --- BUT I HAVE MISPLACED MANY 1/4 INCH WRENCHES .

THE DREAM WAS VERY SPECIFIC.....IN ONE OF THOSE HARDWARE STORES I DID FIND A "DOG BONE WRENCH" THAT CYCLISTS CARRY- A GREAT TOOL WITH 10 DIFFERENT SIZE HOLES IN A 4" TOOL.

OTHER PEOPLE DREAM ABOUT SANDY BEACHES WHILE I DREAM ABOUT KEEPING THE SAND FROM FILING THE LIVING ROOM????

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BACK TO THE DOGS

LESSON THERE? IN MOST BATTLES BOTH SIDES COME OUT THE WORSE FOR WEAR.

CHAOS IS BACK ON ALL 4 LEGS-

BAILEY'S WOUND STAYS BETTER CLOSED IF SHE SLEEPS ON HER RIGHT SIDE.. AND WE ARE COVERING IT WITH TEGRADERM PATCHES UNLESS SHE IS LYING QUIETLY.... IT IS A BIG HOLE- I WISH IT WAS WHERE SHE COULD LICK IT... BUT I HAVE SEEN WORSE HEAL WITH AMAZING RESULTS..

A GERMAN SHEPHARD BIT A 4" ROUND HOLE IN DEAGLE'S RIB CAGE AND PROCEEDED TO CHEW IT UP AND EAT IT. DEAGLE HEALED NOT ONLY WITHOUT SCAR-- BUT THE HARLEQUIN SPOTS WERE THERE...

AND THEN THERE WAS "GEORGE" 25 YEARS AGO WE FOUND GEORGE ON RT 95 WITH NOT MUCH SKIN ON ONE SIDE OF HIS BODY AT ALL - I NEVER THOUGHT HE WOULD MAKE IT- BUT WE CARRIED HIM BACK AND HE LIVED IN THE KITCHEN BESIDE THE WOOD STOVE ALL WINTER AND JUST HEALED WITH GENERIC CARE.

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ALPHY IMMEDIATELY PICKED UP THE YUPPY PUPPY DELIVERY SYSTEM-- IT WAS TOTALLY AT RANDOM AS HE PAWED AT THE THING- HE WAS SMARTT ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT HIS FOOT HAD SOMETHIGN TO DO WITH GETTING THE TREATS SO HE BATTERED AWAY AT RANDOM TIL I THINK HE NOW HAS IT-- THO YOU HAVE TO HANG ONTO THE YUPPY BECAUSE OF HIS ENTHUSIASM..

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THE NUPPIES CN SPEND ANOTHER DAY OUTSIDE IN THE LOVELY RED DEAGE HOUSE-- WELL AT LEAST PART OF THE DAY...

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TRACY PICKED UP HER HUSBAND YESTERDY AT THE HOSPITAL-- SO HE IS BACK HOME I DON'T KNOW IF THAT MEANS SHE WILL BE ABLE TO BE HERE MORE,.... OR LESS... HUSBANDS HAVE A WAY OF NEEDING TO HAVE LIGHT BULBS CHANGED AT ODD HOURS. PER MY EXPERIENCE, AND SHELIAS... AND PRISCILLA'S....

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I THINK KARLA SAID SHE MIGHT BE HERE EARLY TODAY-- SHE MADE US ALL BREAKFAST ONCE SO WE WILL WAIT AND SEE IF SHE SHOWS UP AS CHIEF COOK AND BOTTLE WASHER.

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AND TODAY IS SHELIA DAY TOO- I THINK

WITH BOTH OF THEM HERE I HOPE TOGET MASSIVE PROGRESS MADE... LIKE MAYBE BUYING SOME PROPER LIGHT FIXTURES FOR THE NUTT HOUSE..

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I CAN BUY LIGHTING FIXTURES BECAUSE WE SOLD OUT THE CHICKEN BOARD AGAIN-- - SELLING THAT OUT MAKES FOR THAT LITTLE BIT OF EXTRA MONEY WHERE WE CAN "DO IT RIGHT" INSTEAD OF JERRY RIGGING.

MIND YOU JERRY RIGGING HAS GOT US PRETTY FAR-- BUT IT HAS IT'S DRAWBACKS..

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SO ON WE GO

MAYBE TO HOME DEPOT TODAY

AND IT MIGHT BE TIME FOR MERLOW TO TELL BENTLEY TO TAKE A HIKE....

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "SLIGHTLY PREGNANT" BUT MAYBE... WE MUST NOTE....THERE HAS BEEN A SLIGHT COMPLICATION TO THEIR COURTSHIP.. IT HAS BEEN SLIGHT... BUT BLOOD IS A SPERMATICIDE I AM TOLD...

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ON THAT CHEERFUL NOTE...

Monday, April 29, 2013

APRIL 29 2013  LATE AGAIN   I FORGOT

THE 2 COMBATANTS ARE SURVIVING WELL

CHAOS IS ALMOST ON 4 LEGS AGAIN AND BAILEY IS CLEANED UP A BIT AND HELD TOGETHER WITH DUCT TAPE.. THE WHITE DOG MAKES IT LOOK SO MUCH WORSE AS IT NOW OOOZES DOWN HER SHOULDER.. BUT IT IS CLEAN

WE DID GET CLIPPERS AND CLEANED AWAY THE HAIR.. THE 2 DOGS ENJOYED A GREAT DEAL OF SYMPATHY AT SUNDAY STEW.

 
THE BEEF GOT SHREADED AND I SHOWERED WITH THE WOOD CHIPPER SO WE ARE ALL CLEAN AND READY TO GO AGAIN..

 
THE LITTLE PUPS PIMENTOS STAYED UP IN THE NUTT HOUSE HILL ALL DAY-- WITH ONLY THE 3 NUPPIES DOWNBY THE T TENT.

PEOPLE WANDERED AROUND AND SEEMED TO ENJOY THEMSELVES


"STUFF" GOT DONE... LIKE A BUNCH WALKED THRU THE FLAT FIELD AND PICKED PINE CONES AND ROCKS GETTING READY FOR GRASS CUTTING..

 
I CAN'T REMEMBRR WHERE WE STAND WITHTHE TV CREW- I THINK THAT MIGHT HAPPEN TTHIS WEEK... IF THEY ARE THRU WITH THE BOSTON BOMBERS.

 
AND KITTY WAS HERE INTENT ON FINDING A STUMP TO PUT A SWAMP SOMEWHERE TO APEASE WILLIAM HUBER'S ARTISTIC ABILITIES.

SOME HOW WADING AROUND IN A SWAMP NO LONGER APPEALS TO ME BUT SOMEONE CAN DO IT.

 SMALL CHANCE THE STUMP ON OUR ISLAND WILL WORK-- BUT IN MY HISTORY WITH BILL AND THE ARTIST IN HIM.. HE HAS SOME SWAMP IN MIND AND HE WILL NOT QUIT TILL HE FINDS IT..


PLUS WE ARE MINUS OUR MAIN STUMP SITTER -- BAILEY -- SO WE HAVE TO GET SOMEONE ELSE IN ORDER TO STUMP SIT. OPAL???


HOW DO I GET INTO THESE THINGS...

 AND - HE WOULD LIKE TO PUT WALTER IN A BLACK LIMO-- WE NEED ONE OF THOSE-- SO FAR I THINK WE HAVE FOUND ONLY WHITE ONES...

 AND I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE BENTLEY MANAGED TO CONVINCE MERLOW OFF ON ANOTHER TRYST

 GOOD SCRABBLE WORD- ALONG WITH HOPEFULLY PUPPY MAKER

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PAUL HAS PAINTED TH E DEAGLE HOUSE A BARNRED-- IT IS A THING OF BEAUTY

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I AM READY FOR MY MID MORNING NAP-

I WISH I COULD GET IN STEP WITHTHE REST OF THE WORLD'S 24 HOUR DAY.. I WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE A 20 HOUR DAY.


BAILEY NEEDS ATTENTION AND MURPHY IS FASCINATED WITHTHE SMELL OF BLOOD-- HE IS NOT OLD ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT IS THE WRONG LOCATION OFR CRITICAL SMELL OF BLOOD.


Sunday, April 28, 2013

APRIL 28,2013


BIGGEST NEWS IS BAILEY AND CHAOS GOT IN A FIGHT-- THEY HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR MONTHS/YEARS BUT THE CONDITIIONS WERE RIPE AND THEY GOT GOING.


THIS IS ALSO WHY I CARRY A WHIFFLE BAT-- SOMETIMES I CAN SEE AN ARGUEMENT BREWING AND SMACK THE GOLF CART OR GROUND AND THEY ALL REMEMBER THEY ARE NOT FIGHTING FOR ALPHA POSITION.... I AM ALREADY THERE.


SCENE-- CHAOS AND FRIENDS WERE COMING UP THE HOUSE PASSING THE DOGS IN THE DEAGLE HOUSE - AND THEY WERE BARKING AT THEM-- I DID NOT SEE THAT-- BUT LET BAILEY AND LUNA OUT- THEY WENT RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE AND CAME UPON CHAOS WITH A DOG BARKING AT HER FROM THE OTHER SIDE THE FENCE-- A VERY QUICK "LET'S JOIN IN THE ARGUEMENT" STARTED CHAOS AND BAILEY LATCHED ON TO EACH OTHER';S THROAT - OR WHATEVER THEY COULD REACH. PAUL EASILY BROKE IT UP BUT NOT UNTIL SOME SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE TO BOTH


CHAOS IS LUCKY -- SHE CAN LICK HER WOUNDS--- BAILEY CAN NOT-- SO WE HAVE TO KEEP THEM CLEAN-- AND IF YOU WIPE THEN IN THE MANNER THAT ANOTHER DOG WOULD LICK THEM, IT USUALLY GOES WELL.


I THINK CHAOS COULD STAND SOME PAIN KILLER ALSO TODAY-- SHE IS MOVING VERY SLOWLY ALSO.


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AS FOR TRAINING-

- I WISH THE CA MERA COULDSHOW MORIAH AND MURPHY.

THEY ARE BOTH IN THE TV ROOM AND WANT TO GET OUT. BECAUSE I AM TYPOING THIS I HAD TO SLIDE THE GATE ACROSS..-- BUT I DID SIT WITH THEM FOR A FEW MINUTES WITHOUT THE GATE AND TOLD THEM TO STAY IN THAT ROOM BANGING THE FLOOR AT THE DOORWAY.. MORIAH STARTED FOOLING WITH THE IDEA..."IF I APPROACH THE DOOR SHE BANGS TEH FLOOR AND SAYS NO LOUDLY... IF I BACK AWAY SHE SAYS "GOOD MORIAH"... SO I HAVE TRAINED THIS HUMAN TO SAY " NO AND GOOD GIRL BY MOVING AROUND.. I BETTER SIT BACK AND THINK ABOUT THIS...." SHE HAS IT--- WHATEVER IT IS...


AFTER I FINISH THIS I WILL EXPLAIN TO HER THAT SHE MAY CROSS THE DOORWAY WHEN I TELL HER TO... SHE IS THINKING..


THIS IS THAT MOMENT IN THE MOVIE... MIRACLE WORKER WHEN HELLEN KELLER DISCOVERES THE HAND MOVEMENTS MEAN "WATER"


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WE COULD HAVE A CROWD HERE TODAY -- YESTERDAY AT THE FAIRGROUNDS WE HAD ALOT OF INTEREST IN THE OPEN HOUSE SUNDAY AFTERNOONS.

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AND MARIA HAD MANAGED TO STRING WIRES THRU MY BEDROOM TO HACE THE CAMERA OUT ON THE NUTT HOUSE HILL.. THIS IS A GOOD THING...

THOSE 10 PUPS HAVE DONE REALLY WELL OUT THERER OVERNIGHT AGAIN..

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I MISSED MY NAP YESTERDAY AND REALLY NEED ANOTHER NAP NOW !!




I AM NOT YELLING-
- I CAN NOT SEE the small print




Saturday, April 27, 2013

APRIL 27, 2013


WE HAVE DELIVER OF AN ABSOLUTELYU BEAUTIFUL FAMILY TREE- IT IS A THING OF BEAUTY.. THE FINAL POSTER IS 2' X 3' AND WE WILL GET THAT ON FOAM CORE-- IN THE BUNCH OF STUFF JULLIET LEFT HERE WAS A SMALLER ONE THAT I PUT ON A POSTER FOR TODAY'S GIG AT THE FAIRGROUNDS.... IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL

NOT ONLY DID SHE DROP OFF THE "TREE" BUT SHE WORKED ALL DAY-- FROM FLOORS TO PUPPIES.. ABOUT 5PM I CAME TO HER IN TH E HOUSE THINKING MAYBE A COUPLE ASPIRINS WOULD NOT BE A BAD THING.

A VERY LONG TIME AGO ?5 YEARS? I DID A DAILY DOGGIE ABOUT A WOMAN WHO SHOWED UP AT MY FRONT DOOR OFFERING TO MOP THE FLOOR... SHE HO[PED I WASN'T INSULTED--- OF COURSE I TOLD HER TO GO AHEAD- EVEN THO I HAD NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE..I THOUGHT THAT WAS AMUSING...

NOW I THINK IT IS NORMAL--

LOTS OF PEOPLE COME HERE AND MOP THE FLOOR- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO BE SO LUCKY..

IT IS VERY SIMILAR TO THE SUNDAY STEW RAQUET - WHERE IF WE ARE LUCKY WE GET ENOUGH LEFT OVERS TO FEED EVERYONE LUNCH TIL THURSDAY..

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 HOPEFULLY ALL WENT WELL LAST NIGHT WITH THE 10 PUPS IN THE NUTT HOUSE.. THEY WILL BE IN FOR BREAKFAST ABOUT 8-9 SOMETIME.. WE ARE NOT ON A SCHEDULE YET

PLUS TODAY WE ARE DUE TO TAKE A BUNCH OF DOGS TO THE TOPSFIELD FAIRGROUNDS-- THERE IS AN EQUINE EXPO THERE... AND THEY WANT MARY THERE TOO.

I HOPE THE TRAILER IS HERE.

 WE ARE ALL SET UP WITH DOGS...A COUPLE PUPS.. CHAOS BAILEY

I BETTER RUN DOWN THERE NOW AND SEE IF WE NEED A TABLE

THEY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT ALL CARS OUT OF THE ARENA BY 8:30--

I AM SUPPOSED TO GIVE SOME KIND OF DEMO

I WILL TAKE BENTLEY - HE LOOKS GOOD IN HARNESS AND SHOULD BE ADEQUATELY TRAINED-- THEN BAILEY IF I GET STUCK

PAUL AND EARLENE WILL BE HERE TODAY SO THEY CAN HELP TOO.

IF ANY HORSEY FRIENDS WILL BE THERE-- PLEASE COME AND HELP US..

ALL BRILLIANT REMARKS WILL BE POSTPONED INDEFINITELY..

I THINK THE EXPRESSION IS

"I HAVE TO HAUL A$$"

WHICH TODAY IS TECHNICALLY TRUE.

 

I AM NOT YELLING-
- I CAN NOT SEE the small print









Friday, April 26, 2013

APRIL 26,2013

THAT COUGH SYRUP THE DR GAVE ME LAST NIGHT STOPPED MY COUGH.. ALL LOGICAL THOUGHT....PLUS...ANY PERISTALSIS - WHICH MEANT THAT IF I EVEN TOOK A SIP OF WATER I HAD TO JUMP UP AND DOWN TO GET IT TO EVEN START INTO MY STOMACH. THAT IS TROUBLE... BRING ON THE PRUNES.

I FOLLOWED THE SDP RULE AROUND HERE YOU ARE ALLOWED TO MENTION ONLY ONE AILMENT AND ONE PILL AT A TIME.. BECAUSE SOME OF THESE VETERANS COULD TAKE UP 1/2 THE MORNING WITH THEIR LIST OF DIAGNOSIS -- AND THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE MS ARE A WALKING TIME BOMB OF CHEMICALS. NONE OF IT MAKES ANY DIFFERENCE TO US..

BEING DIZZY FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER IS A NORMAL STATE AROUND HERE-- AND WHEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE ONE OF OUR DOGS AND FALL DOWN-- WE JUST WATCH- WHICH AMAZES TEH GENERAL PUBLIC- WE DON'T HELP-- THAT IS CALLED INDEPENDENCE

THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY AT LAHEY-- JADE WENT WITH MEGAN, DUSTIN AND I AND GOT THE HAIRBRAINED IDEA SHE WANTED TO TRY WALKING WITH DUSTIN-- ( SAMMY IS WORKING BEAUTIFULLY FOR HER-- GREAT DOG) ANYWAY SHE TOTTERED OFF WHILE WE WERE WAITING FOR MY Rx AND NEARLY FELL WHILE I STOOD THERE WATCHING MEGAN WAS NEARBY SITTING- WE WATCHED.

THAT HAPPENED WITH JOCELYN IN HER SCHOOL LAST TIME WE WERE THERE.. SHE TOOK A REAL HEADDER KNOCKING TEAL OVER AT THE SAME TIME- AND 4 OF US JUST STOOD THERE WATCHING. SHE TUGGED AND YANKED HERSELF UP ONTO HER FEET- AND HER GRIN WAS A MILE WIDE.

LIKE THAT SERIES OF PHOTO.S IN ONE OF MARKS SUNDAY UPDATES.

"I CAN DO IT MYSELF" IS A DELIGHTFUL THING. BUT THOSE STANDING AROUND NOT OFFEREING TO HELP OFTEN GET AMAZING DIRTY LOOKS.

THAT CONCEPT BRINGS ME TO THE LECTURE OF THE DAY-

SUMMER IS COMING...IN CASE YOU DOUBTED IT..

TRY THIS

YOU ARE THRU SHOPPING SO YOU GO TO YOUR CAR AND OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOUR DOG TO JUMP IN- AND HE DOES-- THEN YOU GO TO THE DRIVERS DOOR-- AND BEFORE YOU GET THE DOOR OPEN, YOU FALL- HITTING YOUR HEAD--YOU ARE WOOZY BUT SOME HEL;PFUL PEOPLE COME OVER AND CALL AN AMBULANCE FOR YOU AND THEY CART YOU OFF

YOU JUST KILLED YOUR DOG.

BECAUSE EVERYONE WOUL.D BE SO INTENT ON YOU LYING ON THE GROUND THAT THEY MIGHT MISS THE FACT THAT BEHIND THOSE TINTED WINDOWS IS A SERVICE DOG WITH NO AIR IN A HOT CAR.

AND DO NOT GIVE ME THE IDIOT RESPONSE "OH IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ME"

IF I EVER CATCH ANYONE OUTSIDE THIER CAR WITH A DOG IN THERE WITHOUT A WINDOW FULL OPEN I WILL IMMEDIATELY TAKE THE DOG AWAY FROM YOU.

PROPER WAY OPEN BOTH DRIVERS DOOR AND BACK DOOR PUT THE DOG IN AND SHUT THE BACK DOOR THEN SHUT YOUR DOOR AFTER YOU ARE SEATED IN THE DRIVERS SEAT.-- THERE IS ONE OTHER OPTION TO LEAVE WINDOWS FULL OPEN UNTIL YOU LAND.

JADE HAS A BACK DOOR THAT IS PUSH BUTTON--IT WAS CLOSE YESTERDAY-----IT SHUT SLOWLY... BUT ---I FORGOT TO MENTION IT--- I AM WARNING YOU -- DO NOT PUSH THAT BUTTON UNTIL YOU ARE IN THE CAR.

DON'T TEST ME

HAVING A SERVICE DOG HAS IT'S RESPONSIBILITIES- YOU ARE FOREWARNED...

I WILL NOW DISOLVE INTO ANOTHER CUPPA CAFFEINE

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THANK HEAVENS MAUREEN HELPED ME WRITE THIS DD

Hello Carlene & Everyone!

 
I recently had surgery and can't put in words how helpful Manny has been. We have been together now for over a year and obvious to all the bond we have developed. Manny "works" daily with me and it's been priceless to watch him learn on his own & develop more & more abilities to assist me. I've fallen several times and Manny is always there to help me up. He watches me constantly & responds quietly to all my needs. He shows his loyalty, love and service ability daily. Manny is a good boy, friendly & considerate to all people & other animals. Even during "playtime" he is at work. What great top notch training was given to my gift, my companion, our Manny!! See you all soon for a visit.

Maureen & Manny

TODAY'S SCHEDULE ?"

I DUNNO

I AM NOT YELLING-
- I CAN NOT SEE the small print

Thursday, April 25, 2013

APRIL 25,2013
not only was shelia a huge help yesterday, she wrote 1/2 todays DDd for me

history if case--her husband has 2 new knees and went to work yesterday for ? the second time....after a long recoup...

so shelia responded to my call for help...

and we had a busy day...

her description.......

I walked in the door tonight at 745pm
And I announce to my husband, what's for supper??
He says, so .....you didn't make anything?
I say no, got an email from Carlene this morning asking for help so I went at 9 to help for a few hours
A few hours he says?
Well, when I walked in Tracey and Carlene were studying puke so I joined in that discussion
Studying puke, he says?
Yes I say
Then She asked me to spoon fed the pimentos in the nutt house and to show them how to crawl in and out the dog door
Spoon feeding pimentos he says?
Yes, they are dogs I say
Then I took Murphy, Mariah and Magnus for leash walks
They are dogs he says?
Yes they are nuppies I say
Then We loaded up the van and took Carlene, Bailey, Casper, Harry Potter and their people to the mall for observation, then we all went to the Cheesecake Factory for lunch
With 3 dogs he says??
Yes, I say
Got back to the farm and dropped everyone off at the house and I went to park the van and head home
But I realize Carlene's doggie bag is there
I go back to the house to put it away and Mary= the donkey- hits my arm and I drop the to go bags
I pick them up and walk in the house to find Opal on the couch bleeding with Carlene, Tracey and Megan
I offer to drive Opal to the vet, off we go, Vet has to knock her out to stitch up her foot
Carlene and I sit on the floor in the vets office to hold Opal until she wakes up
Sat on the floor he says?
Yes long story I say
Opal wakes up and we go back to the farm
And then you head home, he says?
Nope, I figured I might as well do a puke check on Ginger
No puke, I'm leaving

Then I remember I have my doggie bag from Cheesecake Factory and I said to him, hey you can finish my salad there's your supper!
So I go open the bag.....it's not my salad, it's your pasta dish! So blame Mary for that one! Enjoy my salad.

After I finished telling him my story I realize how ridiculous the whole thing sounds,

typical day I'd say!

that was about it.-- i only have a few comments to add...

the puke check turned up -after extensive inspection and tactile observation.. grapes

so i emalied a few people that had been here since Monday and got a response from bob saying the dogs had got into the trash on Monday which involved grapes

 so i marked that puke problem as solved.

opal's foot-- same injury as willow's a week ago-- after being in the "A" field...( about 4 or 5 acres with stream etc..) after moaning about trying to find a sharp rock in a stream... being the math type and having studied statistics.... the probability of 2 dogs hittin the same rock in the muddy stream was unlikely--- so i started with where do they put their feet? and took a look at the gate to "A" which they jump on whe we go to let them out... and BINGO 2 huge nails sticking out right where they would paw the gate. i can not immagine who would pound in those 2 nails and leave 2" of nail sticking out but -- i am willing to bet that is the problem.

 so bud fixed that and we should have a walk around..

to be a successful farmer/animal manager you must have superb powers of observation...

i have not been outside enough...

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the pimentos in the nutt house-- have by all appearences so far been very happy there- maria checked them every hour or so overnight and they are sound asleep.. we will bring them in for breakfast-- but they seem to love it out there.

 next problem is -- can i get the camera out there??

maybe...


it may involve unplugging it- and plugging it back in so i will do that when explore tech is up and around ( noonish)

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i am glad i got opal's foot stitched-- i have a rule-- if it is spurting we go to the vet-otherwise we deal... this was not an artery-- but a good size vein running blood...

i hate to think of the week's vet bills..- i think that week was more than last year...

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today

jade will be here about 10:30 with some dog related problem-- she is recovering from back surg- and her dog is not responding to her new way of walking- keeps want ting to revert to the old way.

 and dr apt at 1:30

other than that --

should be normal (see above)

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

APR 24,2013
BETWEEN  GINGER'S UPSET TUMMY TOSSING COOKIES FOR 24HOURS NOW-- AND 2 FOR SURGERY--- PLUS ALL 13 PUPS WHO HAD PERFECT POO'S YESTERDAY AND TERRIBLE ONES ALL NIGHT-- THIS COULD BE A SHORT DD.


GINGER IS PERFECTLY HAPPY AND PLAYFUL-- BUT SO FAR-- SINCE YESTERDAY MORNING SHE HAS KEPT NOTHING DOWN..

 
CURRENTLY THERE IS 1/4 CAN OF FOOD IN HER- THAT IS SO FAR-- SO GOOD.. SHE JUST DRANK ALOT OF WATER WHICH IS AN OMINUS SIGN TROUBLE WILL BE FORTHCOMING.

SO WE WAIT..

I HOPE TRACY IS HERE AND REMOVED THE WATER FROM THE 2 SURGICAL CASES

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THIS DOGFEST IN OCTOBER-- APPARENTLY THE BIG HOTEL WILL BE BUSY WITH THE FAIR.. I DID NOT THINK SO- BUT A HOTEL PERSON WAS HERE YESTERDAY AND WE TALKED ABOUT BOOKINGS IN GENERAL...

 WE ALSO TALKED ABOUT PLACES WHO CHANGE THE NAME AND THROW OUT ALOT OF EQUIPMENT INTHE PROCESS-- LIKE REFRIGERATION UNITS QUEEN SIZE BEDS AND STAINLESS STEEL THINGS.

IF ANY OF YOU ARE THINKIING OF LETTING PEOPLE STAY AT YOUR HOUSE IN A BED AND BREAKFAST CONCEPT- YOU SHOULD LET ME KNOW...I THINK IT WOULD BE HELPFUL ESPECIALLY THAT FIRST WEEKEND.

 ANN MARIE AND CREW WILL BE STAYING IN THE GUEST CABIN WHICH WILL BE MISSION CONTROL..

THE WEB LINK IS AT THE TAIL END OF MY EMAILS NOW

http://tinyurl.com/sdp-linksdoc IS ALL THE INFO ABOUTU SDP

INCLUDING THE RETREAT????

THEN YOU CLICK ON SOMETHING LIKE PROBOARDS


WHERE PEOPLE ARE POSTING THINGS THAT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND-- BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO.

THIS COULD BE A LARGE EPISODE -- SO WE MUST PAY CLOSE ATTENTION...

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BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS BEEN SO GENEROUS WITHT HE CHICKEN NUMBERS I CAN SPEND A LITTLE OF MY INCOME ON FUN THINGS-- LIKE A NEW TIPI COVER.. WE HAVE THE POLES..

FOR THOSE INTERESTED---- TIPI.COM ---IS WHERE-- AND THE BIBLE IS GLADYS LAUBIN'S BOOK ON TIPI'S-- THAT IS THE ULTIMATE AUTHORITY.

FOR ALL YOU TEACHERS OUT THERE--- THERE EXISTS A MODEL KIT WHICH IS VERY AUTHENTIC . A TIPI IS A YEAR ROUND HOUSE THAT CAN BE CONSTRUCTED BY A WOMAN IN AN HOUR.


I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT.

 
IT GETS LIVING DOWN TO THE BARE NECESSITIES...

MAKES YOU ASK-- DOES A REALLY NEED 2 TV ROOMS - A KITCHEN AND FAMILY ROOM+ BOWLING ALLEY IN THE CELLAR.???

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IT IS QUIET NOW. ALL SLEEPING -- NO BLEEDING -- NO VOMITING-

WHAT COULD BE BETTER...?

I THINK I WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE-- AND FRY AND EGG.







I AM NOT YELLING-
- I CAN NOT SEE the small print


 

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

APRIL 23,2013
 TO REMIND US WHY WE DO ALL THIS... GOT THIS YESTERDAY
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Many of you know Susan's delightful mobility dog , so I thought I
would share a rather remarkable incident. Last week I became
awkwardly and painfully pinned between my power chair and the toilet
unable to move. I called out to Susan for help, but she was at the
opposite end of the apartment unable to hear me over the TV and she
was on the telephone with a good friend. Maude barks when someone is
at the front door, but stops when instructed to do so by Susan. This
time she continued barking until Susan stopped her phone conversation
and followed her to me.

Although she has had extensive training, her actions in this case were
not part of that training. Her intelligence and love for me,
apparently caused her to do what she did. I now look at her with
different eyes.
David Thomas
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THERE IS THE EDUCATION INSTEAD OF PURE TRICK TRAINING. THERE IS SOOOO MUCH A MOBILITY DOG HAS TO FIGURE OUT THAT THE BEST WE CAN DO IS TO ENCOURAGE THEM TO THINK.
CAN YOU IMMAGINE ALL THE THINGS WE WOULD HAVE TO TEACH ?? I CAN SEE IT NOW...
WHAT WOULD THE COMMAND BE FOR GETTING ASSISTANCE IF MY POWER CHAIR PINS ME TO THE TOILET??? AND WOULD THAT BE A DIFERENT COMMAND FOR GETTING PINNED TO A CLOSET DOOR??
THERE IS NO END.
MAUDE IS ONE OF WHAT BETTY USED TO CALL THE "MERLE GIRLS" ANNE, BELLA AND MAUDE -- SHE IS THE SMALLEST OF THE 3- AND A REAL PAIN IN THE NECK AS A PUP...
LIKE RASBERRY
ALSO BECAUSE OF SUSAN'S HUSBAND HAVING SOME MEDICAL EMERGENCY, SUSAN HAD 4 HOURS OF TRAINING WITH ME BEFORE SHE LEFT WITH MAUDE.-- I WAS PANIC'D THAT ADI WOULD FIND THAT OUT-- THEY HAD A RULE 7-10 DAYS.
THE THIRD DOG I HAD DONATED AND ALREADY I WAS BREAKING RULES.
THUS PROVING- ALOT OF THINGS
MOST CRITICAL--IT WOULD NOT WORK WITH EVERYONE....
ALSO MAUDE HAS BEEN THRU THE PANAMA CANAL MORE THAN ONCE ON A CRUISE SHIP..
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SO BACK TO WORK....
AND THEN THERE IS THE "MAN FROM NJ..... " A VETERAN-- WIFE SOUNDED OK ON THE PHONE AND I INVITED THEM UP FOR THE GREET AND MEET- SO WE COULD ALL TRY AND FIGURE OUT IF WE COULD PRODUCE A DOG WHICH WOULD BE OF SOME HELP TO HIM.
WHEN HE GOT HERE - HE WAS PROBABLY STIFF FROM THE CAR RIDE BECAUSE WHEN HE GOT OUT OF THE CAR- A LOOK WENT AROUND WITH THE BOARD MEMBERS WHO WERE STANDING HERE-- "OH NO.. WE CAN NOT HELP THIS GUY"
BUT THEY STAYED OVER IN THE GUEST CABIN- AND MARIA AND I WENT TO THE FAIRGROUND WITH HIM, HIS WIFE AND A PUP-- THINKING HOW ARE WE GOING TO BREAK THIS TO HIM...AND HE STEPPED OFF WITH CONFIDENCE ( AND A PUP THAT REALLY WAS NOT ALL THAT WELL TRAINED.) THE 3 OF US FOLLOWING BEHIND ALMOST HAD TO RUN AND CATCH UP - OR HE WOULD HAVE BEEN IN NEW HAMPSHIRE.
MAGIC DOES HAPPEN. AND WHEN IT DOES YOU HAVE TO GO WITH IT. SO THE PLAN IS TO BRING THE PUP ALONG AND LET THEM TAKE HIM/HER FOR THAT PORTION OF TRAINING THAT IS JUST MILES OF THE "ONE STEP" AND COME BACK FOR MORE TRAINING OFTEN WHEN THE CABIN IS AVAILABLE.. I THINK WE SHOJULD GET THE PUP THRU THE ADI PUBLIC ACCESS TEST BEFOR THEY TAKE HER.-- AND SHE IS NOT FAR OFF IT NOW.
THE BAD PART? I THINK THE PUP IS NOT A YEAR OLD YET-- AND ADI SAYS...........
WELL THEY SAID STUFF WITH MAUDE TOO..
MANY OF THE GOLDENS AND LABS DON' T EVEN START TRAINING TIL THEY ARE 18 MONTHS OLD -- THEY LIVE WITH PUPPY RAISERS...
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WE HAVE ABOUT THE SAME THING GOING ON WITH ALBERT AND CASPER-- ALBERT IS CAPABLE OF WORKING WITH CASPER AS LONG AS HE COMES BACK 2 OR 3 TIMES A WEEK. FOR MEGAN AND I TO JUST LOOK....
AND BETH IS DOING REALLY WELL WITH HER DOG...
BOTH OF THOSE WILL BE HERE ON WEDNESDAY- AT THAT TIME WE SHOULD GO OUT WITH THE PUBLIC ACCESS TEST IN HAND- AND SEE HOW THEY REALLY SCORE.
AND MAYBE GO FOR LUNCH WITH THE CHEESCAKE FACTORY GIFT CARDS GIVEN TO US BY FIONA'S PARTNER....
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TODAY
WE HAVE AN APT WITH TEH HOTEL PEOPLE-- I AM TRYING TO GET A SPECIAL RATE FOR THE OCTOBER DOGFEST- WITHOUT HAVING TO GUARENTEEING THEM A THING.
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AND THE CAMERA PEOPLE ARE ON TO MY MONKEY FIST BUSINESS BUT THEY HAVE NOT TOLD ME HOW MUCH THEY WOULD PAY FOR A 1"( ONE INCH)  MONKEYFIST MAKE ME AN OFFER I CAN NOT REFUSE..
THEY HAVE VISIONS OF DYEING THEM-- WE HAVE DONE THAT --- IT WORKS... SO BACK TO HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR A 1" ZIPPER PULL/KEYCHAIN TYPE THING.
SO I WOULD HAVE 3 COMPANIES TO RUN
THE FROZEN RODENT DELIVERY COMPANY
PUPPY BREATH BOTTLING COMPANY
AND MONKEY FIST PRODUCTION COMPANY
WE MIGHT GO TO COSTCO TODAY- AFTER NOONISH
I HAVE A SHOPPING LIST FROM GEORGES OFFICE--
WITH OUR LAST EPISODE AT THE EMERGENCY VET'S IN ANDOVER, WE HAVE TO BE SURE TO TAKE CARE OF WHATEVER WE CAN DO FOR GEORGE..
ALPHY'S $1500 SINGLE STITCH IS HOLDING SO FAR.
AND BENTLEY IS HAVING NO PROBLEM WITH IS LOVE LIFE--
20 MINUTE TIE YESTERDAY. IN CASE YOU ARE KEEPING TRACK
ABOUT 2 MONTHS FROM NOW I WILL NOT REMEMBER THAT.. SO SOMEONE WRITE IT DOWN.
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I AM NOT YELLING-
- I CAN NOT SEE the small print

Monday, April 22, 2013

APRIL  22, 2013

couple things to dispense with quickly

somebody wants an accounting-- and so you should--it is a lot of money you are giving sdp- and somebody asked exactly what the heat and food costs

i will do that next - from the top down, sdp up to now has cost me- personally about $40,000 per year to ESTABLISH WHAT WE NOW HAVE .. with that chicken boardI PERSONALLY Am spending less and i hope i can use some of my money to do some fun things... like buy a new tipi cover.

the grant from explore of $150,000 sounds beautiful-- and it certainly is-- but that will cover the $2800 per week payroll.. the official numbers are posted on our yearly irs 990 form --for the public to view-- wherever that is.

 NEXT- PROBLEM--- AND THIS IS A BIG ONE.

WE HAD A LOVELY SUNDAY STEW- WITH LOTS OF NEWCOMMERS AND CAMERA PEOPLE-- PEOPLE BROUGHT FOOD-- WE MET SOME APPLICANTS AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING SMOOTHLY UNTIL....

MEGAN CALLED AND SAID - SHE NEEDED HELP WITH ALPHY-

 NOW THE MOST DIFFICULT PART OF THIS--- IS THAT I CAN NOT USE THE PROPER TERMONOLOGY BECAUS OF SPAM FILTERS

SUFICE TO SAY---- THAT COMMERCIAL WHICH SAYS"

" IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM FOR 4 HOURS SEEK MEDICAL HELP..."
AND ALPHY... A YOUNG -YET UN NEUTERED- MALE CERTAINLY HAD A PROBLEM-- HE COULD NOT FIGURE OUT WHAT ALL THAT WAS STUCK UNDER HIS REAR END.


I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE GOOD LORD HAD IN MIND WHEN SHE DESIGNED THE REPRODUCTION OF CANINES-- TO PUT IT MILDLY- THE EXTRA ANATOMY IS MOST PEQUILIAR...

AND IN ALPHY'S CASE IT HAD MALFUNCTIONED BADLY AND WAS STUCK HANGING.

 WE HAD SOME VERY INVENTIVE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE ALREADY ON THE JOB... GWEN, MARIA, AND MEGAN HAD BEEN ON THE PROJECT FOT OVER AN HOUR TRYING TO STUFF IT ALL BACK IN.

MEGAN HAD CALLED ONE OF THE VETS FROM GEORGES.. WHO WAS NOT ON CALL BUT SHE HAD HIS NUMBER-- HE MADE SEVERAL SUGGESTIONS THAT HAD NOT WORKED- SO WHEN I CAME ON THE SCEENE ALPHY WAS VERY UNHAPPY AND LYING ON THE SOFA IN THE TV ROOM. AMID A COLLECTION OF DUNKIN DONUTS SUGAR PACKETS. . APPARENTLY THAT IS A CURE I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF-

 IT HAD MADE THE SOFA AND 4 PEOPLE A VERY STICKY MESS AND ALPHY WAS STILL THE PROVERBIAL "MARSHMELLOW THRU A KEYHOLE" PROBLEM


I GOT GEORGE ON HIS CELL- HE ALSO SUGGESTED SUGAR...TRANQUILIZER WHICH WE HAD LEFT OVER FROM THE NOSEBLEED PROBLEM-.. AND SAID IF THAT DIDN'T WORK - IT WAS OFF TO THE EMERGENCY VET IN ANDOVER...

BULGER ANIMAL HOSPITAL IN ANDOVER -- IS A VERY NICE EFFICIENT VET HOSP OPEN 24/7 - AND YOU GIVE THEM YOUR CREDIT CARD WHEN YOU GO IN THE DOOR.

GWEN ( BLUE GWEN) AND MEGAN HAULED HIM OFF TO BULGER WHERE THEY PUT $2500 ON THE SDP CREDIT CARD-- AND ALPHY'S PROBLEM WAS RESOLVED 3 HOURS LATER WITH BEING ANESTHESIA HE RELAXED ENOUGH-- AND THEY PUT IN ONE STITCH SO IT WOULDN'T COME OUT AGAIN... APPARENTLY... HOPEFULLY


GWEN AND MEGAN REALLY HAD AN EDUCATION SITTING THERE . THEY NOW REALLY APPRECIATE THE CARE AND COMFORT WE GET AT GEORGE'S DANVERS ANIMAL HOSPITAL--

 
I CAN TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHY SO MANY PEOPLE WITH SMALL CHILDREN FEEL THEY CAN NOT AFFORD TOI HAVE A DOG BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO SAVE FOR COLLEGE EXPENSES .

 $2500 TO A PERSON MAKING $15/ HOUR IS AN ENTIRE 40 HOURS WORK A FULL MONTH.-

THAT IS THE PART THAT REALLY BOTHERS ME--

AND WHY I SUGGEST ANYONE GETTING ONE OF OUR DOGS HAS A BANK ACCOUNT OF SEVERAL THOUSAND $$ JUST IN CASE

IT IS AWFUL--

BUT I HAVE TO SEE GEORGE'S SIDE- HE HAS TO RUN A BUSINESS WITH INCREDIBLE EXPENSES..

MONDAY MORNING-- ALPHY IS SMILING--

BENTLEY IS SMILING ( HIS EQUIPMENT IS FUNCTIONING PERFECTLY 17 MINUTE TIE WITH MERLOW )


AND ON WE GO..


I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE...


Sunday, April 21, 2013

APRIL  21,2013  I FORGOT  TO PUT IT HERE



WHERE IS STEVE ????... ( CHARLIE'S STEVE) I THINK MEGAN HAS CHARLIE-- BUT I NEED STEVE TO GIVE A LECTURE TO THE PERSPECTIVE APPLICANTS NOW CAMPED OUT IN THE GUEST CABIN.-
I HAD A LONG CONVERSATION WITH STEVE .. I WISH I HAD TAPED---- ABOUT HOW TERRIFFIC CHARLIE IS AND WHAT WONDERFUL THINGS CHARLIE DOES FOR HIM- AND HIS COMMUNITY..... AND THEN HE WENT ON ABOUT IT IS LIKE HAVING ANOTHER ADULT IN THE HOUSE.. AND THERE ARE ALOT OF THINGS HE NOW HAD TO CONSIDER AND DO FOR CHARLIE-- AND HE WOULD NOT CHANGE IT FOR THE WORLD--- BUT LIFE WITH CHARLIE IS A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME.. OF RESPONSIBILITIES AND ACTIVITIES.. WHICH FORTUNATELY HE ENJOYS.
THINGS LIKE CHARLIE IS DEVOTED TO STEVE-- SO YOU DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT HIM.. HE DID ONCE AND CHARLIE ATE THE COUCH.. YOU ALSO DO NOT LEAVE HIM IN THE CAR-- SAME KIND OF PROBLEM,....
IT WAS KIND OF DEMONSTRATED IN OUR HOUSE WHITH CHAOS SITTING ON EARLENE- THEY ARE A BONDED PAIR-- WHERE EARLENE GOES- CHAOS GOES--- AND IS EXTREMELY UNHAPPY IF SHE CAN NOT GET THERE.
SO... PROJECT OF THE DAY IS TO TRY AND MAKE THESE PEOPLE AWARE THAT IT IS A BED OF ROSES ONLY IF YOU ENJOY ROSES...
REMEMBER THE DOG WE SENT TO ALABAMA AND HAD TO GO GET BACK?? THAT PERSON HAD HER PET DOGS THAT SHE PLAYED WITH AT NIGHT AND PUT HER SERVICE DOG IN A CRATE-- THEN SHE COULD NOT FIGURE OUT WHY THE DOG KEPT WALKING HER INTO THE WALLS...
THESE DANES ARE DEVOTED...
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SO THEN I WENT TO THE ADI WEB LOOKING FOR DEFINITIONS AND FOUND THIS
Skilled Companion Dog: A Skilled Companion Dog is a service dog trained to work or perform tasks with an adult or child with a disability under the guidance of an additional person, a facilitator. A facilitator is typically a parent, spouse or caregiver who handles and cares for the assistance dog, encourages and is responsible for the customized needs of the placement.
UNDER THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP THIS COUPLE- .. BUT THEY HAVE TO REALIZE THIS IS NOT YE OLE PET DOG... IT IS A COMMITTMENT.
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AND IT IS SUNDAY STEW DAY
WE-- AS A GROUP MOVE ON OUR BELLIES AND THE SAT CONVERSATION AROUND HERE QUICKLY TURNS TO
--" I WONDER WHAT FOOD WE WILL HAVE TOMORROW.."
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OVERNIGHT WE SEPARATED THE 3 AND 10 BUT NOW.. ALL 13 ARE TOGETHER AND RAISING CAIN.-- WHIFFLE BAT TIME...
APPARENTLY ONE-- RUCKUS- IS NOT FEELING WELL.. SO I MUST GO PAY ATTENTION TO HER.
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I DON'T KNOW IF YUOU ALL NOTICED BUT WE PASSED THE 2 MILLION VIEWERS YESTERDAY.
WE WENT FROM 1.8 MIL TO 1.9 MIL ON 4/12 AND TO 2 MIL ON 4/19 SO THAT 100,000 PER WEEK OUGHT TO BE WORTH SOMETHING TO A FOOD COMPANY
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I AM NOT YELLING-
- I CAN NOT SEE the small print












please---
help pay for the PUPPY FOOD
with a chicken poo brick
the sh#tting is the first sunday of the month at the farmFOR THE MAY BOARD
http://www.memsaic.com/app/launch.cfm?sid=0ED5CFB2AAE9D7
www.servicedogproject.org
***********************************Carlene White"My service dog is a passport to a life not dominated by my disability"With all of society's technological
advances, NOTHING can beat a trained dog serving a human in need.

emails are the preferred form of communication--- and if you do not hear back within 24 hours assume computer malfunction.
http://tinyurl.com/sdp-linksdoc


Saturday, April 20, 2013

APRIL 20,2013

OH GROAN...

IT IS A RELIEF FOR ME TO REALIZE THERE ARE CAMERA PEOPLE WATCHING THE PUPS ALL THE TIME.. IT IS ALSO A PROBLEM WHEN SEVERAL GET CONCERNED ABOUT SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND IT IS HOURS BEFOR I CAN LOOK IT OVER AND RESPOND.

THIS MORNING I HAD 4 EMAILS FROM CAMERA PEOPLE WHO WERE CONCERNED ABOUT THE PUPS.

REST ASSURED-- I WATCH THESE PUPS AND THIER RESPONSES PRETTY CLOSELY- THE WAY THEY REACT AROUND SOMEONE WILL TELL ME MORE THAN AN EMAIL COULD.

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THE MOST OFTEN COMMENT IS KICKING-- I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE KICK ONE OF MY PUPS AND IF I DID I AM AFRAID THEY WOULD EASILY HAVE A BLACKENED EYE-EVEN IF I AM 75

SHOVING PUPS ARPOUND WITH YOUR FOOT WHEN YOUR HANDS ARE BUSY DOES NOT CONSTITUTE KICKING-- AND THE PUPS ARE NOT GETTING ANYTHING THEY WOULD NOT BE GIVING EACH OTHER.

THESE PUPS ARE NOT FRAGILE FLOWERS THEY BATTER EACH OTHER PRETTY BADLY.... THE TIPPING POINT THERE IS---- THEY MAY NOT MAKE THE OTHER PUP SCREAM... IF THEY DO MOM WOULD PIN DOWN THE AGGRESSOR-- SO THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE DO. AND IT MUST BE DONE VERY QUICKLY-- SO COULD BE INTERPRETED AS A VIOLENT REACTION... IT IS NOT-- IT IS CALCULATED AND DUPES WHAT MOM WOULD DO.

DONE CORRECTLY THE PUP WILL SIT THERE AND THINK "WELL THAT DIDN'T TURN OUT LIKE I THOUGHT IT WOULD"

 
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THERE IS A FINE LINE... -

THERE IS ONE COMMENT FROM LAST NIGHT --THAT MAKES ME SIT UP AND TAKE NOTICE.. USING A HAND TO GRAB A FRONT LEG AND TIP THEM OVER IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BECAUSE OF THE STESS ON THE SHOULDER...

I WATCH PEOPLE AROUND HERE WHEN THEY GO TO PICK UP A PUP --

YOU DO NOT USE THE FRONT LEGS AS HANDLES-- GRAB THE NECK-- PULL THE TAIL --FINE-- BUT DON'T PICK UP THE FRONT LEGS-- THERE IS TOOO MUCH LEVERAGE ON THE SHOULDER JOINT... USING YOUR FOOT GENTLY IS MUCH BETTER.

USING YOUR FOOT WHEN YOUR HANDS ARE BUSY IS MUCH BETTER...IT DOES NOT CONSTITUTE KICKING THEM--

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BUT----I WATCH IT BELIEVE ME-

I LET THE PUPS TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON... I DO NOT SEE ANY THAT ARE AFRAID OF ANYONE AT ALL.. THEY SWARM  PEOPLE  
--I WATCH THEIR REACTIONS... THAT TELLS ME MORE THAN PEOPLE EVER COULD.
NOW DON'T COME BACK WITH "YES BUT ONE IS STILL ON THE BED WHEN THE OTHERS RUN TO GREET..
OK I WATCH THAT KIND OF THING-- AND SO FAR THE ODD PUP IS SLEEPING THRU TEH MAYHEM- BUT ONCE AWAKENED IT JOINS THE REST.
SO I WATCH.
 
  AND I THANK THOSE WHO HELP ME WATCH.. I APPRECIATE BEING TOLD THE FACTS... JUST THE FACTS.
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AND I AM NOW TEACHING WHIFFLE TO THE 10----- SO GET READY FOR ME TO SWING THAT BAT AT THE NEAREST NOISE MAKER TO GET THEIR ATTENTION WHEN THEY GET TOO ROUGH.
AND ANOTHER BIG LESSON IS BEING TAUGHT THIS WEEK..
IF YOU TOUCH MY FINGERS WITH YOUR TEETH THEN THOSE 2 FINGERS WILL SNAP YOUR NOSE AND SCARE YOU. YOU MUST SNIFF AND LICK... NO TEETH./
THEY HAVE TO LEARN.

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FIRST REPORT FROM ALBERT
Well Our first day was very exciting and surprising, we had an car accident (nobody hurt), we found a great walking trail, Casper made his first poopy where he was suppose too, no pee or poop accidents last night, he didn't sleep with me on the bed, we went and walked around town and the park, he sleep on the floor, and he didn't chew up the house even with the combat boot I gave him he seemed to like his stuffed animal. I am very pleased with him!!! Today we are going to the mall (because it is raining outside). That is pretty all we have planned, he is really not use to the vehicle thing...I think he feels out of place. he doesn't lie down or look out the window just moves back and forth. So I think we might drive around a little more and see how he acts.

Will keep you updated

Albert
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TODAY
ALL I CAN REMEMBER IS SOMEONE FROM NEW JERSEY WILL BE HERE LAT THIS AFTERNOON
 
ALSO ^&%&*%*&)*& IT STEP ON THE CANS AFTER YOU FEED-  AN UN COLLAPSED DOG FOOD CAN CAN BE LETHAL.


Friday, April 19, 2013

APRIL 19,2013


all intelligent activity will be postponed til next saint swithens day.

i just woke up ---- 6:56am

it has been years since i have tried to cure insomnia with nyquil- and i apparently forgot how little it takes

i can report three small swigs is too much.

and 1/2 a cup of coffee is no match for it
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i did read the.... no... let me rephrase that...

i did look at the label-- i tried to read the dose

but that was in small print--

in the larger print i saw it was for a cough

so i thought

"well that's legal then because i sure have one of those."

at any rate..

i am certainly in one of those "do not operate machinery" stupors.

i am not sure i can even sit around and make monkey fists
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apparently all of boston is shut down with the one bomber on the loose..

 
i would much preferred to have that be a one person bombing.

i remember-- way back-- bill clinton mentioning the concept of cells infiltrating world wide-and after i thought .".not here.". he went on to say
"even here in the states"

i wish he had more time to worry about that kind of attack instead being attacked by lawyers

 i thought once you became a consenting adult you were supposed to lie about sex.

how often, how little, or with whom

who cares???
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my activity of the day?

i need to find my knee high riding chaps to deflect puppy toenails--

when you are old, skin tears badly-

any other activity might be a problem.
 
except i just noticed it tis the 19th of the month
 
SINCE I WAS IN SCOTLAND I HAVE CELEBRATED THE 19TH OF EVERY MONTH TO GET ALL THOSE HAPPY BIRTHDAY--- .ANIVERSARY--, GET WELL,--- HAVE A GOOD TRTIP-- KIND OF THINGS OUT OF THE WAY ON ONE DAY.. AND IN THE CASE OF THE CAMERA PEOPLE ***** THANK YOU** FOR ALL THE  THINGS YOU SEND TO US TO HELP...
AND FOR ALL THE CHICKEN BRICKS THAT KEEP US GOING
 
BECAUSE OF YOUR CONTRIBUTION WE WILL BE BREEDING MERLOW .
 
 
 








I AM NOT YELLING-
- I CAN NOT SEE the small print

Thursday, April 18, 2013

APRIL 18, 2013


just when you think the news can't get any worse... it does

i hate to think we had "just " an explosion-- but the texas town has not only an explosion- but one that ruined the air quality- fumes that stay down instead of blowing up and away- involving nursing homes and appartment building - get all the people out and away in a cattle building - now the weather is forcasted to get nasty with lightning and a change of wind direction- so everyone has to run the other direction to escape the fumes while being outdoors in the lightning. as they await a second explosion??

 i had to end up watching the weather channel.

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to expand on the concept of miserable situations--- picking up poo certainly could be in that catagorie if you let it get there..--

first of all you have to have good equipment-- and i thought our 3 X 6 cardboards were the living end... until one of you "camera people" began to write funny things on the back of them

GO NUPPIES

HAPPY PICKINGS

HUG A DOG

HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU

 
IT ADDS THAT LITTLE SOMETHING THAT MAKES AN DISAGREEABLE JOB PLEASENT..... a smile....

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i finally got both the time and an email to have it register just who is involved with this October doggiefest- and have begun to take note.

i remember someone came up woith the bed ad breakkfest idea for the fri/sat part... i put someone here in charge-- and promptly forgot who-- time has come to get that project off the ground before all these people book rooms.

and theresa.. that hotel on the hill-- might see what they would charge if we suggested people go there with an unknown but possible crowd of 50 ... if it was cheap enough could be more... you speak their language-- have at them... if they can match the lower price of the motels down the pike it would be a good deal.. and teh closest hotel

you would think i knew their name... well.... it was ferncroft and sheraton.. and i did hear it is now another. othere than conventions it is usually empty.

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i have called the fair and the parade manager was off for a couple days but i would think it was certain that they would welcome our dizzy collection of dogs and people + mary... they always have been glad to see us

with the fire engines in the front--

maybe the end could be 2 people drive mary in her "half fast fire department" getup---- would be amusing.. to be continued... the parade is at 9 am on the Saturday morning

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i think i am going to try a new chore for a volunteer.. take a box of the milkbones and go into all the buildings and give each dog a cookie..

take a pencil and paper and if there is anything i should know about--- make note -- and i will deal when you return the box of milkbones.

you can not check enough-- ?water//heat??fluffy??happy??

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maria was here last night with her kids-- there was zero confusion

they came--- they saw---- they ate-- and went to bed.. and one stayed up all night while maria dozed.... and the place is spotless

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albert is coming about 10 for more intro training. doing really well - pretty soon i will start sending him on errands for practice. like "go to th e supermarket and buy some ready made red jello" perfectly good training trip... and something a lot of these guys don't readily do without a dog.

he has to discover things about being in public with a dog-- like always give a person the dog's wrong name-- because regardless of who says what the general public with then use the name as they pat the dog right over the patch that says do not pat the dog.

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it would be nice today to get some lime spread all over the place-- i think we got 40 bags yesterday-- i asked for some and i did see the truck come in.- we have a screwballed hookup that goes on the back of the durango that spreads pretty well teh bigger areas... and it is going to rain tomorrow to wash it in... a bit

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and then there is the manure pile-- time to take it out back-- and bring the outback aged pile to a location closer to where we need it... for top dressings--

what was grass is in tough shape this year.-- and lord knows we have top soil-- big time... and that flat field looks soooooo nice when mowed.

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finally
i would like it to be known that the stuff labeled "bratwurst" from omaha steak is not too bad..

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I AM NOT YELLING-- I CAN NOT SEE the small print

Wednesday, April 17, 2013


 APRIL 17 2013

I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO START TODAYS DD WHEN... IN THE BACKGROUND I HEARD A FAMILIAR SOUND....


IT IS AMUSING HOW THE SOUND OF A DOG GAGGING WILL WAKE EVERY DOG IN THE ROOM... NOW TO APPROACH THAT SCIENTIFICALLY-- IT MAY COME FROM THE FACT THAT THE MOTHER DOGS WILL BRING HOME FOOD FOR THE PUPS AND THROW IT UP FOR ALL TO EAT...

LET SOME STATISTICAL NUT MAKE NOTE--- ONE SMALL GAGGING PUP JUST WOKE 14 SOUNDLY SLEEPING DOGS.

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THERE IS A CERTAIN PRACTICAL ASPECT TO OWNING ANIMALS THAT ESCAPES THE IMAGINATION OF PEOPLE OFFERING OPINIONS. JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE READ BAMBI TWICE DOES NOT MAKE YOU AN ANIMAL EXPERT--- BUT THANKS TO THE INTERNET- THAT DOES NOT STOP OPINIONS FROM FLYING

INCLUDING MINE.

THAT GUY "JACK" ( FROM... MAYBE THE COLUMBUS ZOO?? ) WOULD HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT WOLVES THAT WOULD BE WORTH LISTENING TO. I WOULD BET HE WOULD NOT APPROVE OF THESE WOLF CROSSES BEING BRED IN THE FIRST PLACE... WHICH IS MY BASIC POINT.

I CERTAINLY HAD SEVERAL RESPONSES TO THE WOLF DILEMMA .

ONE INTERESTING ONE ABOUT OWNING A FEMALE 1/8 THAT WAS A LOVELY PET--- DIDN'T BITE EVERYONE-

MY QUESTION THERE IS HOW MANY MALE 1/8,1/4,1/2 BREDS WERE PRODUCED IN THE PROCESS- AND NOTORIOUSLY THE MALES AS THEY MATURE- GET INTO MORE TROUBLE IN HUMAN SOCIETY.

SO WHY BREED THEM?

I HAVE HANDLED MANY INTHE COURSE OF MY MOVIE HANDLING CARREER.

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I REMEMBER,.... HERE WE GO....

I HAD A CALL?20 YEARS AGO ---FROM SOMEONE IN IPSWICH - THE MESSAGE "THERE IS THE BIGGEST DOG I HAVE EVER SEEN WANDERING AROUND THE TRAIN STATION IN IPSWICH"

IT WASN'T ONE OF MINE ( I QUICKLY COUNTED) BUT I FIGURED CHANCES WERE THAT IT WAS A DANE AND I BETTER GO HELP CORAL IT.

I HAD A VW BUG AT THE TIME......

WITH DOGGIE COOKIES IN HAND I WENT DOWN- IT WAS A HUGE HUSKY LOOKING THING-.. AND WITH OUT TOO MUCH TROUBLE IT JUMPED IN THE BACK OF MY VW. THEN I LOOKED IT OVER....

AT THAT POINT I REALIZED - THIS WAS NOT A DOG-- IT FILLED UP THE BACK OF MY VW AND WAS MUCH BIGGER THAN ANY DANE I KNEW-- AND IT HAD HAIR.--- I WAS NOT SURE IF I WANTED TO DRIVE THE CAR WITH THAT THING IN THE BACK...

IT TOOK A WHILE FOR ME -TO DECIDE TO DRIVE- BUT I GOT IT HOME-- THEN I CALLED THE ANIMAL CONTROL- AND WE DECIDED IT BELONGED TO A GUY WHO HAD JUST MOVED IN FROM CALIFORNIA-- AND IT WAS INDEED A FULL WOLF- NOT THE NORMAL KIND-- DARN THING WAS THE SIZE OF A BEAR. IT DWARFED MY DANES.. EVEN IF IT WAS 1/2 HAIR.

 ANY RATE HE SHOWED UP AND COLLECTED HIS WOLF -HE EXPLAINED HOW IT COULD GO OVER OR DIG UNDER ANY FENCE HE HAD SO FAR CONSTRUCTED--

HE EXPLAINED "IT IS ONE OF THE JOYS OF OWNING A WOLF"

I ASKED WHAT THE OTHER JOY WAS.... AND HE DIDN'T KNOW.

HE MOVED OUT OF IPSWICH AND I NEVER HEARD FROM HIM AGAIN...

 MY POINT BEING.... JUST BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A DOG- YOU DON'T PUT A WOLF BEHIND AN 8' FENCE AND THINK IT WILL STAY THERE. AS ANY SELF RESPECTING DOG WOULD.

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I HAVE ALL 13 PUPS LOOOSE AND LOOKING FOR ATTENTION-- EVEN THO I ALREADY GAVE THEM A FLOOR SNACK... IT AIN'T WORKING..- PLUS I HAVE TO FIND OUT

 WHO GAGGED??


WAY TO START THE DAY !!!

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

APRIL 16 2013


THE BIGGEST NEWS IS WE RECIEVED THE CHECK FROM THE ANNENBERG FOUNDATION ( THE EXPLORE.ORG BUNCH). IT PRETTY MUCH WAS ANNE WHO ORGANIZED THAT FROM BEGINNING TO END. AND IT IS UNRESTRICTED-- BASICALLY FOR GROWTH-
SO MY PLAN IS TO HAVE ENOUGH HELP TO DEAL WITH MORE PUPS--
WITH THE HOPE THAT THE CAMERA PEOPLE WITH THEIR SUPPORT OF THE CHICKEN BRICKS WILL PROVIDE THE FOOD AND HEAT EXPENSES..
THE " CAMERA PEOPLE" SEEM TO KEEP AFTER EACH OTHER ABOUT THE $10 DONATIONS- THANK HEAVENS-- WE ARE DEPENDING ON THAT. ALL YOU DAILY DOGGIE PEOPLE SHOULD DO THAT $10 PER MONTH ALSO IF YOU POSSIBLY CAN. CALL IT A SUBSCRIPTION.TO THE DD.
WE PRODUCED 12 SERVICE DOGS IN 2012--- THE GOAL NOW IS TO PRODUCE 24 DOGS PER YEAR IN 2014--- WITH THE YEAR STARTING APRIL 15TH ( THE DAY WE GOT THE CHECK !!!)
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WE GOT THE CHECK JUST IN TIME-- BECAUSE MERLOW IS IN HEAT SO NOW THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT WE SHOULD BREED HER.
HER LAST LITTER WERE 100% SERV DOGS--CRIMSON CHARLIE PI XL CORKY- WITH FRANKIE WHO IS NO LONGER DADDY MATERIAL SO BENTLEY SHOULD DO THE TASK.
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I MADE UP A POSTER( BECAUSE THE RTV CREW COMING.... )
THE STEPS TO
WAIT TRAINING..
S-STOP
T- THINK
E-EDUCATE
P-PROCEED
I THOUGHT IT WWAS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
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IN AN EFFORT TO FILL UP TIS DD ...
I WAS SENT A VIDEO TO WATCH AND GIVE AN OPINION ...IT IS CESAR- AND THE IMPLICATION WAS THAT IT WAS EVIDENCE OF HIS BRUTAL METHODS-
BEFORE WATCHING THE FILM, MY OPINION OF DOG TRAINING IN GENERAL IS IT IS NOT NECESSARY OR EVEN EFFICIENT TO BE BRUTAL- MIND YOIU THERE ARE TIMES WHEN IT IS NECESSARY TO BE PRETTY DARN DEFINITE ABOUT WHAT YOU EXPECT FROM A DOG. BUT THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE BRUTALITY.
SO I WATCHED THE FILM. AND WROTE THE FOLLOWING OPINION.
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IN THE AUDIO CESAR MAKES 2 COMMENTS WHICH EXPLAIN THE WHOLE THING
PART WOLF
ALMOST 2 YEARS OLD.
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I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT ANYONE WOULD SUGGEST FOR THAT DOG./ WHICH IS PROBABLY PART WOLF-
CESAR SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO START.
SOMEWHERE THERE THE AUDIO MENTIONS THE ANIMAL HAD MATURED- SOUNDS RIGHT.. THAT IS WHEN TROUBLE STARTS.
PERSONALLY I WOULD HAVE SUGGESTED THE ANIMAL BE EUTHANIZED BEFORE I EVEN GOT IN FRONT OF A CAMERA/
I WOULD NEVER IMPLY THAT THAT ANIMAL COULD BE REHAB'D TO BECOME A FAMILY PET. I THINK HE IS DEAD WRONG ON THAT ONE...
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NOW IF I WAS GIVEN THE LEASH OF A DOG THAT WAS LEAPING AND BITING ME-- I WOULD DO WHATEVER IT TOOK-- WITH ANOTHER DOG AND PERSON IN RANGE????-- I CRITIZE HIM ONLY FOR STARTING TO DEAL-
YOU CAN NOT TAME EVERY ANIMAL-- PARTICULARLY A PART WILD ONE -- THEY ARE NEVER PETS...EVENTUALLY THEY MATURE AND GET A WHOLE NEW SET OF INSTINCTS- OFTEN DECIDING THE PEOPLE WHO HAD THEM SINCE BABYS AND THINK THEY ARE TRUSTWORTHY AND CUTE--FIND THAT THE ANIMAL HAS SUDDENLY CONSIDERED THEM LUNCH.
ALSO ANIMALS CAN HAVE MENTAL BREAKDOWNS-- I HAVE SEEN A TOTALLY TRUSTWOTHY PET HORSE BECOME SO LETHAL IT HAD TO BE TRANQUILIZED FROM A DISTANCE AND EUTHANIZED.
IT HAD A BRAIN TUMOR..
 
IT HAPPENS..
 
I AM SORRY I CAN NOT AGREE WITH YOU THAT THIS IS A TERRIBLE EXAMPLE OF CRUELTY- THAT CESAR DID ANYTHING WRONG EXCEPT HE NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRIED.
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THAT WAS A SURVIVAL STRUGGLE... EVERY TIME I SAW- IT WAS THE ANIMAL THAT LUNGED FOR HIM TO INITIATE THE "PERCIEVED" ROIUGH HANDLING. HE WAS NOT HANGING THE DOG-- HE WAS TRYING TO KEEP HIS ARM OUT OF REACH OF THE FANGS... SOMETIMES UNSUCCESSFULLY AS HIIS SHIRT AND SKIN SHOWED.
I HAVE SEEN HIM DO SOME REALLY GOOD WORK... THIS FILM WAS ONE OF HIS MORE STUPID EFFORTS.
THE ONLY GUILTY PEOPLE HERE ARE
#1. THE PERSON WHO BRED THE PART WOLF
THE SECOND GUILTY PERSON HERE IS THE ONE WHO KNEW THE HISTORY OF THE ANIMAL AND DID NOT GET IT EITHER INTO SOME ZOO OR RELEASED IN THE WILD WAY HIGH IN THE MOUNTAINS.
YOU CAN NOT LEGISLATE STUPIDITY.
THERE--- THAT SHOULD START SOME GOOD DISCUSSION.
 
HERE IS THE FILM OF CESAR AND TEH WOLF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9YOyM2TAk



I AM NOT YELLING-
- I CAN NOT SEE the small print

Monday, April 15, 2013

APRIL 15 2013  

quickly--- before the film crew gets here tomorrow... i need a kinky name for this spoon feeding approach to dog education.

if you respond-- just put it in the subject line because in all probability i will get too mwny to read the entire email.

but we could use it NOW... THINK.... FAST....

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I WAS ALL SET TO DO A DD ON THE CONCEPT OF DRAWING A CONCLUSION WITH A LIMITED AMT OF STATISTICS FROM WHICH TO DRAW SAID CONCLUSION-- WHICH IS AN INTERNET PHENOMENON.

YOU KNOW WELL THE KIND --" I FED MY DOG A PIECE OF BURNT TOAST AND WITHIN AN HOUR HE DIED--- THERFORE BURNT TOAST IS LETHAL TO DOGS."

AND THE INTERNET MAKES IT WORSE AS IT GETS GOING. I THINK FABREEZE WAS VICTUM OF THAT YEARS AGO AS THE FATHER OF ? PIPI? DIED AFTER SOMEONE SPRAYED FABREEZE AND THAT WENT ROUND LIKE WILDFIRE... TO THIS DAY I NOTICE THE ADS FOR FABREEZE HAVE CONTAINED A DOG.....

 THAT IS NOT THE ASPECT OF LIMITED STATISTICS THAT HAD ME UPSET INTHE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT-- IT WAS THE INSPECTION OF THE FOOD PRODUCTS IN THIS COUNTRY... I AM HAPPY TO PAY WHATEVER TAX NEEDE TO BE SURE MY FOOD IS EATABLE- BUT I GET NERVOUS ABOUT ONE GUY WITH A CLIPBOARD SHOWING UP EVERY 4 MONTHS TO LOOK AT PAPERWORK INSTEAD OF THE ACTUAL FOOD.

AND THEN I THOUGHT----MAYBE THIS IS A RUMOR... BUT I HAVE HEARD THAT THE JEWISH FAITH DEMANDS EATING ON LY KOSHER FOOD.-- AND THE RAMIFICATIONS OF THAT ARE THAT A RABBI IS INVOLVED WITH ALL 100% OF THE MEAT PRODUCTION FACILITIES-AND THEY USED TO ??? HAVE A LITTLE K IN A CIRCLE TO INDICTE KOSHER.

I THINK I HAVE MORE FAITH IN THE RABBI SYSTEM THAN THE USDA..

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I AM NOT QUITE UP TO SPEED... BUT I HAVE ALOT TO DO TODAY


FIRST I WILL DRINK COFFEE AND TRY AND REMEMBER JUST WHAT THAT IS

Sunday, April 14, 2013

APRIL 14,2013

i can think of nothing amusing about sneezing, coughing, and whining- which is where i am at--( at which i am?)


unless you are a mythbuster-- they did a wonderful show on how far can you sneeze -- with mouths full of blue or red ink- they came to the conclusion that a mustache inhibits the flight somewhat. but the record was 17 feet.

also in that show they did a dinner party as a germ passing activity-- just handing the salt and pepper managed to contaminate everyone at the table..

i am also told i am no longer contageous due to being on meds.... really?

i have trouble finding them regular tv lately-- but they must be online.

they have some very interesting concepts which they tackle in all seriousness.

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maria got the brainstorm to put the camera out the window and have it face the pond-- where she put bently ,maybee and mia--hthen drove the golf cart around... maddy rode horseback- much to the delight of the camera people.

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earlene is safe-- but her car is totaled- guy ran a l\stopsign-

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we are working on the chicken wall donations... i hope everyone continues the fantastic support we had last month...

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Sunday stew - per usual i guess-- if they get a roaring fire, i may get to the t tent-

and we need to get the 10 pims out to wear them out. maybe in "V" next to the t tent.

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this daily doggie is a lost cause-- i keep dozing off

( and if i am not supposed to end a sentence in whatever that kind of word is...... what is correcrt??? off i keep dozing?)


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i better try again tomorrow.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

APRIL 13,2013


I KNOW WHY THE DR.GAVE ME THESE PILLS- THE THINGS ARE SO UPSETTING TO MY STOMACH THAT BY MAKING ME WORSE I AM BOUND TO FEEL BETTER WHEN I STOP THESE.
PROBELM 2 IS I HAVE TO TAKE THEM ON AN EMPTY STOMACH- AND IF I HAVE MY WAY... MINE NEVER IS...
PROBLEM 3 IS I NO LONGER CAN GET TO THE RESTROOM THRU THE OVERFLOW ROOM, BECAUSE THE SLIGHTEST DELAY OF AN OVERTURNED BOX- CAN CAUSE A TIMING PROBLEM.
THESE DOXY PILLS ARE UPSETTING... I UNDERSTAND SOME OF THE PROBLEMS WE HAVE HAD WITH THE DOGS AND DOXY
YOU WANT REALITY--- YOU GET REALITY-
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THE OVERFLOW ROOM IS BANKED UP AGAINST THE WALL TO A HEIGHT OF 4 FEET---- ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT WE NEED ALL THAT STUFF... IT LOOKS VERY LIKE THE TV SHOW ON HOARDING.
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I THANK SOMEONE FOR THE FLOWERS-- THEY ARE MOST CHEERFUL
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THESE PUPS ARE ON THIER WAY OUT INTO THE BIG WORLD... OF THE NUTT HOUSE AND DECK... THE 3 NUPPIES GAVE PRISCILLA NO REST LAST NIGHT AS TEHY GOT INTO THE BOTTOM SHELF OF PAPERS ETC...
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I FEEL WELL ENOUGH TO GET A FEW THINGS MOVING THAT HAVE BEEN IN NEUTRRAL TOO LONG
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I AM TRYING TO CONVINCE EXPLORE TO TIP DOWN THE LEAF CAMERA TO INVOLVE THE BABY PUPPY AREA- WHICH WOULD ALSO DO SOME OF THE CHICKENS AND THE WALK AROUND THE POND.
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GOAL OF THE DAY ---
MEASURE THE NEW ROOM FOR THE DRYER OFF THE FEED ROOM-- INTO THE ARENA.
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FIND A TINY SINK-- BAR SINK TYPE- THEN MAYBE I COULD GET THE BATHTUB PROJECT GOING IF SHELIA AND I TEAR OUT THE WALLS...
WE ARE BOTH PRETTY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT DEMOLITION WORK...
I NEED A MASSIVE MOVE TO GET THE 6' TUB STARTED IN PLACE.
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THAT DRYER IN THE FEED ROOM WILL PROBABLY INVOLVE POURING CONCRETE-- AND WE SHOULD POUR SOME OUTSIDE THE LAUNDRY TOO-
I KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT CONCRETE-- YOU DO NOT ORDER SLIGHTLY MORE THAN YOU NEED OR YOU WILL END UP WITH SOME FREE FORM CONCRETE ART WORK IN THE YARD...-- THOSE TWISTY TRUCK PEOPLE WILL GO HOME WITH AN EMPTY TRUCK.
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I AM PROBABLY NOT GOING TO GET OUT AND AROUND MUCH YET-- BUT I HAVE STARTED TO THINK ABOUT IT.
IN THE HORSE WORLD...
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN RIDDEN HARD AND PUT UP WET.



Friday, April 12, 2013

APRIL 12 2013


i am still sick and not getting nearly enough sympathy..

how sick? well becky spent the night and thinks i should get some cough codeine-- the pups didn't keep her awake... i did

the good news?? i lost 4 pounds already..-- i have a new exercise program-- it is called coughing.

to he!! with lifting barbells-- this coughing is exhausting too.
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the only semi intel\ctiual concept i can share today is----- i know why people are watching our explore cameras.. they are cheerful and pleasent----. having been housebound for 24 hours with a tv set... i went thru the channels up to the 900's and what a miserable selection murder,mayhem rape,war, bus collisions, train wrecks, korea , tornados , and congress arguing about what they will not discuss.

now there is a fascinating topic.

then i got to wondering.. since i was born (1937) what is the % of years at war? ww2, korea,vienanm,iraq,afgahn

another 24 hours of being cooped up and i may have that figured out.

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i forget what is happening today- i don't have a clue how it got to be Friday anyway.. thank heavens for the clock that gives me the day...

pimentos have moved to the kitchen-- with one eye on the next shift to the deck???? abd nuppies are pretty much house dogs- that we cal let out the front dooe\\r as long as the 2 fences are across the walk...

 all of that would leave us puppy free at least during the day.

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along with trying to figure out how long e have been at war, the other project is mosquitos--

2 people have given me a concept which sounds correct-- for which i would need gallon water/milk jugs ( don't bother shipping any - we ought to be able to collect enough around here. )

i have had great success with the rotting liver /doggie doo fly catchers and this latest for mosquitos talks about yeast and co2 -- sounds right..i need jugs

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Thursday, April 11, 2013

APRIL 11,2013

i AM SICK --

I WAS DOING PRETTY WELL FOR A WHILE- THEN I CLEANED MY DESK - I AM SURE THAT IS WHAT DID IT.

IT CAME ON WITH THE TERRIBLE BATTLE I HAD WITH THE COMPUTER ON TUESDAY TRYING TO FIND A PERSON'S PHONE NUMBER

CAUSING ME TO CLEAN OFF MY DESK ON WEDNESDAY

THAT DID IT.

NOT GOING TO DO THAT AGAIN

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BUT THAT WS NOT THE END OF IT... I HAVE THIS TERRIBLE DEFEATIST ATTITUDE ABOUT ANYTHING TECHNICAL-

I FIGURED I WOULD STAY IN BED AND WATCH MY COLLECTION OF DVD'S WHICH I HAVE NEVER SEEN.

FIRST BECKY--- THEN MARIA... BOTH VERY COMPETENT BUTTON PUSHERS- TRIED TO MAKE THAT DVD /TV WORK AND BOLDLY PUT IN THE DISC OF THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS-- IT PLAYED THEIR INTRODUCTION DITTY OVER AND OVER FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES BEFORE WE SHUT OFF THE SOUND. FINALLY WE PUT IN THEIR SECOND DISC- AND THAT PLAYED...

I ENJOYED THEM-- THEY MADE GOOD MUSIC-- GOOD COMEDY- UNFORTUNATELY MOST OF IT WAS VOICING THEIR OPPOSITION TO THE WAR IN VIETNAM- AND MANY OTHER THINGS....SO THEY GOT FIRED FROM THE NETWORK.

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I AM TOLD BY BECKY THAT I HAVE TO STAY IN BED UNTIL I HAVE READ ALL THE LETTERS IN PINK ENVELOPES SHE SAID WOULD BE ARRIVING...

BLESS THOSE ANTIBIOTICS....

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IN THE MEANTIME I WILL SEE IF I CAN GET THE NUPPIES TO USE THE YUPPY PUPPY MACHINE

THAT IS A PERFECTLY GOOD QUIET-RESTFUL PROJECT FOR THE DAY... NO?
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TRACY IS OUT TOO SO IT IS ALL HANDS ON DECK...

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Wednesday, April 10, 2013

APRIL 10 ---- I FORGOT TO PUT IT HERE-- AND I AM SICK AND NEED SYMPATHY


the funny - but significant story of the day is ...how much dO YOU TRUST YOUR DOG?

 
i know this hippa bit-- so i will not use the person's name-just the dog-Charlie... CHARLIE'S OWNER a veteran HAS SOME kind of seizure disorder which causes him to fall - then become disoriented and recover and stand up all in the course of 2 or 3 minutess.

well ----he was in walmart with his wife- and she was standing in line to checkout when he fell- causing the usual commotion- she turned and looked- and saw that charlie was on the case- and opted not to loose her place in line - she let charlie handle it.


funny story... but it is amazing how being independent is such a joy to those who might loose it.

jpcelyn aka57 fell near the barn and using teal she got herself up and the grin on her face was infectious we all cheered.. the sequence of the shots is on mark's shutterfly for last sunday.( try photos off our web-- photo's # 24-25-26)


i keep thinking we have been lucky to land these dogs where they do so much good... with 50 out working------ maybe it is the concept that is good

(that requires less ability on our part.-)

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 we are now going thru the app file and trying to figure out which dog would work best where---- i wish we had a hundred dogs to choose from- truth is we have- in the current year 26 dogs "on the ground" starting with maybe 2 or 3 next month... thanks to annenberg foundation we can grow that even further next year... hopefully.

which brings up "who next?? " merlow and scarlott would be ideal with either walter or yellow with merlow --- and bentley with scarlott.

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*all of which brings up th e next problem--housing?? we are used to the problem of heat-- and spring and summer are no relief from houseing worries because of mosquitos-- can almost be as big a challenge as heat...

my solution has been to use a big fan to blow air ( and bugs) out of the dog houses into a net-- and we catche 1000% more mosquiitos than the $500 whatever it is called.. i have one in the corner of the garage-- i gave it away twice and people keep giving it back to me. anybody else want to try??

i would swap it for a 2' diameter net any day of the week... couple coat hangers and $6 worth of fine net and you have a deal

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speaking of ecological problems someone should tackle-- i bought some pills at costco yesterday- a 6 week supply-- all fit in a 1"x2" tall bottle -- tiny things-- and the trash created filled a scrapbasket--

i was annoyed-- but someone else will have to tackle that one.

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speaking of costco... as i sat there waiting for meg to bring the van someone went by

and in passing said "i am glad you found your long underwear"

it terrifies me to think how many people read this-- people i don't even know. it started as an email written to our volunteers-- and mentally i still am aiming it at them--

where all these other folk came from i do not know.

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becky#3 did a fine j\ob with the pups overnight-- actually i don't know what she did- but they are all alive,clean, and content... that is called a good job.

sna stanley endured the nuppies for bedfellows on the sofa.


?schedule?


something is happening this morning.

i can not rememeber what--


- and the phone just rang albert is on his way-

funny how that happens-- someone somewhere is trying to keep me going straight,

so that will be this mornings's event..

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i got a pack of ribbons to tie over the chickens- i have no idea if it will work... i know hawks do not fly where anything could touch their wings-- so it\f these will just blow a little... ..

well they will look more cheerful than garbage bags blowing in the breezes.



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Tuesday, April 9, 2013

april 9

great excitement-

i finally located my 3rd set of long underwear- it was filed with the turtlenecks.. you needed to know that?

well, the problem was making too quick a judgement.. things are not always as they appear--- and in this case that thing hanging down off the shelf was not a sleeve, but a leg- i finally-- having exhausted all other possibilities--- resorted to look.-

an obvious fault in my investagatory process.

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the school in no hampton-- what delightful bunch of kids- we ( ann jackie,murphy,bentley bailey and i) were there at 1:30-and talked and answered questions til 2:45.. i did not catch who the kid was that was managing us-- but i noticed-- such poise and careful efficiency i have not seen in a 13 year old ..we apparently were part of some project she was writing up-- like service dogs in general- she totally lacked "fluster" even when the elevator malfunctioned she was cool. i was impressed.

i was also impresed with murphy-- it was his second time on a leash and he was nonplussed. very pleased with himself he walked thru a big crowd and allowed them to worship him.

 bentley and bailey were- of course perfect too

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progress in the veteran department

becky and beth are fitting together very well and by doing so are offering help to another vet with- what i hate to admit - are the usual collection of post war problems.

then steve and charlie have reached out to another guy out their way and are going to try and get him down here. there is one more "out there" in western mass i am trying to attach to steve and charlie.

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and ann says she has the wrtiteups of several of them for possibley submitting to the tower of hope

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so that concept is moving along---- we are developing a veterans contingent.

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and it is raining- doesn't sound like any notable happening.. except when you have a bunch of great danes, it seems they stick their heads out, see the rain , and figure " there is plenty of fluid out there already so i will put my fluid here in my kennel."

some of it is our falut for not having better little tunnels- they are is\n a sorry state of disreapir.. the rain comes off the roof and if they don't have some protection over their heads.. they just don't go out.

 i could not figure out why the 3rd kennel in the laundry was always flooded after it rained.. ihow can i have a roof leak with a second floor of\verhead ??---and is it really yellow -- or clear?? was there a strainge wind current that blew the rain back in the doggie door??..

exhausting all other possibilities i found that the little tunnel which was supposed to be deflecting the rain off th eroof-- was faulty- therefore hitting the dog in the head when the attempted to go outside... so they just didn't.


same problem as the underwear-- my faulty investagatory process..

Monday, April 8, 2013

APRIL 8

FIRSTLY----- ALL THESE PEOPLE PLANNING TO COME HERE IN OCTOBER.. DON'T MAKE A RESERVATION YET UNTIL I GET A LINE ON POSSIBLE ACITIVITIES-- IT MIGHT MAKE SENSE TO COME IN ON FRIDAY NIGHT.-- SO GIVE ME A DAY OR SO TO THINK.


BECKY AND I HAVE HAD A BRAINSTORM...ALL THAT CRAP IN THE WOOD SHED-- I KNEW I SAVEDD IT FOR SOMETHING.

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ALSO SOMEONE SUGGESTED INSTEAD OF GOING TO HOTEL;S THAT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ENJOY SUNDAY STEWS HERE PROVIDE A BED AND BREAKFAST DEAL FOR A PERSON OR TWO AND THE MONEY WOULD BE DONATED TO SDP. MOST EVERYON E I KNOW HAS AN EXTRA BEDROOM OR A COUCH !! NOBODY SAID THIS WAS GOING TO BE FANCY... WARM AND DRY IS ALL THAT IS REQUIRED.

 THERE WILL BE A FURTHERE DISCUSSION WITH "THE BOARD" STAY TUNED--

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MEANWHILE..

 HAWKEYE SPENT THE NIGHT ON THE COUCH-- ABSOLUTELY DISTRAUGHT THAT HIS MOMMY- HAS LEFT HIM HERE WITH ALLTHESE TINY FLEA SIZE PUPPIES.----- SOMETIMES HE WON'T EVEN LOOK AT US- BUT JUST STARES AT THE WALL-- LUCKILY WE DISCOVERED HE WON'T DRINK WATER UNLESS YOU HOLD IT UP FOR HIM-- HE IS WIERD DOG #1 -- ALWAYS HAS BEEN- HALF THE STATE OF MAIINE SEEMS TO KNOW HIM AS CAROL TAKES HIM OUT AND AROUND OFTEN-- MEGAN WAS IN LLBEAN AND HAD SOMEONE SAY "THAT'S NOT HAWKEYE"


THIS IS ALSO THE DOG THAT I HAD TO DRIVE TO MAINE THE FIRST DAY CAROL HAD HIM BECAUSE HE WAS STUCK UPSTAIRS TERRIFIED...ONCE I HELPOD HIM DOWN AND UPA AND DOWN A COUPLE TIMES HE WAS FINE... HE IS NOT WHAT YOU WOULD CALL PHYSICALLY COURAGEOUS

BUT HE IS LOVELY AND DEVOTED-- SHE IS PICKING HIM UP THIS MORNING-- HE WILL BE VERY RELIEVED.

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TEAL... WHAT A GEORGEOUS DOG-- AND DEVOTED TO 57-- SHE WAS HERE FOR THE STEW.. AND WE TRIED A NEW HEAD COLLAR (ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh) ON HIM AND SHE SEEMED TO BE FINE WITH\IT-- BUT HE WAS NOT IN SCHOOL-- AT ANY RATE -- C\JOCELYN WALKED TO THE BARN WHERE SHE FELL-- AND TEA L STOOD RIGHT THERE WITH HER WHILD\E SHE CLIMBED UP USING HIS BULK TO GET BACK ON HER FEET. HE WAS TERRIFFIC.

THE NEXT DIISCUSSION WAS THE AWFUL HIGH SCHOOL LUNCH-- IMOPOSSIBLE FOR HER TO EAT - NOT ONLY BECAUSE OF THE SIZE AND SHAPE ONE LOVELY APPLE THAT WAS NOT CUT FOR HER- TO THE BILIOUS CREAMED BROCOLLI WHICH I COULD BARELY LOOK AT -- LET ALONE EAT. I HIGHLY SUGGESTED HER PARENTS SEND SOMETING NUTRIOUS WITH HER BECAUSE THAT SCHOOL LUNCH WAS TERRIBLE. HOW ABOUT ENSURE-- OR PEDIASURE-- FOR A DRINK... WHATEVER..

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THE SH#TTING WENT PERFECTLY MAYBE SLIGHTLY AFTER 3:00 LIKE 3:10 ---- WITH EACH NUMBER PLACED ON THE TABLE TWICE _ THAT WAS 2100 LITTLE STICKERS WHICH WE DUTIFULLY PICKED OFF AGAIN... IT IS GETTTING TO BE TRADITION-- AND WE CAN NOT LEAVE THEM ON-- IF WE DID AND DID NOT SELL OUT IT WOULD MAKE FOR A BIG MESS WITH A TIME FRAME-- I DO NOT DO HURRY WELL-- ... SO PICK AWAY... #683 WAS THE SHATUPON OF THE DAY... I HAV TO REPEAT WHAT A HUGE HELP THAT BOARD IS.

STAYING AWAY FROM THE WORD "BINGO" IT COULD BE RIGHTLY CALLED THE SHATUPON BOARD.

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TODAY-- I THINK ALBERT IS COMING TO PLAY WITH DOGS ABOUT NOON..


ACTUALLY I DON'T HAVE A CLUE-- I WROTE IT ON A MESSAGE BOARD ( NO LONGER POSTIT'S BUT 3X6 CARDBOARDS FILL THAT NOTE ROLE TOO

 AND THEY ARE PILED HIGH

CRAB RANGOONS AND 2 EGG ROLLS

JIMMY'S EMAIL.

NAIL CLIPPERS

GIRLC\SCOUTS TUESDAY

PASSWORD 7755WG


ALL SORTS OF CRITICAL NOTES LIKE THAT
AND THE ONE THAT SAYS CHANEL 9 TUESDAY APPARENTLY IT IS NOT TOMOT\\RROW BUT THE 16TH - WHICH WOULD BE NEXTY TUESDAY--

 MY NOTE DOESN'T SAY WHICH TUESDAY..

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WHOOOPIE NOTE.

 . THE BACK HOE IS ON... NOW WHEN I GET UPSET I CAN LITEREALLY GO DIG A BIG HOLE. THE UNDERNEATH DIRT IS ALWAYS SO FRESH LOOKING.... I KNOW WHY DOGS DIG HOLES-- IT LOOKS NICE.