MAY 18 2022

dear irs...

pleaSE TELL ME HOW TO FIGURE THIS $$. OUT--

WE- SDP NEED TO CLEAN UP OUR PUPPY PLAY AREA - AND A LAYER OF SAND WOULD BE LOVELY
SO WE REMOVED AND PILED UP ABOUT "DIRT" WHICH WAS ABOUIT 6 INCHES OF THE AREA

 WHICH ONCE HELD TEH CHICKEN COOP. I.E. FERTILE FLOWER GROWING STUFF. I.E. VALUABLE..

.BUT SINCE IT----- 4C LUMPS... EACH THE SIZE OF A VW BUG------...

  IS NEARLY BLOCKING THE DRIVEWAY -- BY NEXT MONDAY ( BIG TRASH TRUCK DAY)

IT WILL DEFINITELY HAVE A VERY NEGATIVE VALUE.- AND THIS IS WEDNESDAY.

 THE GOOD LORD MADE JUST SO MUCH DIRT- SO AS BUILDERS TRY AND REARRANGE THE LIVING CONDITIONS OF HUMANS,

DIRT .. OF MOST ANY KIND HAS VALUE--- WITH  BLACK TOPSOIL BEING THE PHD OF THE SOILS.

TEH VALUE WOULD ONLY BE REDUCED  IF THE BLACK TOPSOIL IS ... CONTAMINATED WITH EVEN ONE BEER CAN OR HAY STRING.

(THINK BACK TO ME BEING CALLED #$$%^&&*() FOR BECOMINHG BALLISTIC AT THE TOPIC OF ONE HAY STRING IN. THE MANURE PILE)

PERSONALLY , I AM KNOWN FOR HAVING A  WONDERFULSOURCE OF "USED HAY"-- BECAUSE OF TH E LACK OF CONTAMINGTION

EVEN THO AT TIMES THE PERCENTAGE OF USED AND NEW HAY IS SOMETIMES QUESTIONABLE....

I CALLED A LARGE CONSTRUCTION COMPANY AND BASICALLY GOT THE OFFICE HELP

THEY WERE NEW AND NOT FAMILIAR WITH MY SUPERB REPUTATION IN. THE. USED HAY FIELD....

AND SAID THEY MIGHT SEND SOMEONE AROUND TO LOOK OVER TEH 4 LUMPS... SATURDAY MORNING.....

 I ASKED FOR THE MANAGERS CELL... AND WAS NOT GIVEN IT... EVEN THO I HAVE IT SOMEWHERE...

THAT MUST HAVE TRIGGERED THE NEW HELP TO LET TEH MANAGER( OWNER) KNOW  THAT 

"SOME NUT CALLED TRYING TO SELL THEM SOME DIRT". AND AT 5PM YESTERDAY I GOT A PHONE CALL

SAYING THEY WOULD BE HERE AT 7AM TODAY TO COLLECT THIS VALUABLE  PILE... A VERY QUICK TURN AROUND.....

I CHALLANGE ANYONE ELSE TO BE ABLE TO CALL FOR A  LOADER TRACTOR AND DUMP TRUCK AND SEE HOW FAST THEY ARRIVE...

SO ..... I HAVE DEALT WITH THIS OWNER FOR A WHILE-- AND HAVE NOT BOTHERED TO DISCUSS THE.  DOLLAR VALUE OF THE 

PILE FOR WHICH THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE....  BUT I KNOW.... HE KNOWS I KNOW.....AND  HE OWES ME ONE.... AND I. WILL NOT.  WORRY ONE SECOND. 

I HAVE FOUND YHRU THE YEARS THAT WHEN YOU DEAL WITH. A SUCCESSFULL  LARGE OUTFIT THERE IS A. MORALITY THAT SHINES THRU..

 FROM DOG FOOD TO CAMERAS TO DIRT PILES ---  THE  BOSS'S WORD IS AS GOOD AS GOLD.

THIS IS WHY I STRUGGLE SO HARD TO KEEP THE HAY STRINGS OUT OF THE MANURE PILE...

  WHEN I TOLD HIM IT WAS "CLEAN DIRT"  HE KNOWS IT PROBABLY IS.

AND WILL BE HERE IN A VERY FEW MINUTES TO COLLECT IT.