SEPT 3 2018

SHAT  HAS BEEN SHATTED.-  I TELL YOU ... OUR CHICKENS HAVE THIS DOWN PAT...  WE BARELY GOT THE SECOND CHICKEN OUT OF THE BOX WHEN TEH FIRST IDENTIFIED THE WINNER  RIGHT ON A NUMBER.   THAT CHICKEN IS A PRO !! WE ARE SOMEWHAT EXCEPTIONAL IN BEING ABLE TO DONATE THESE $25000 DOGS TO RECIPIENTS  DUE TO CHICKEN SHlT--  AND ALL OF YOU WHO SEND ME A SELF ADDRESSED ENVELOPE FOR A MONKEY FIST ARE ALSO GETTING A "SHATUPON  SOCIETY SUPPORTING MEMBER" CARD... AS LONG AS I DON'T FORGET IT....  ( P.S,.  SHlT ----  THAT IS A LOWER CASE L WICH IS WHY IT GETS PAST BLOCKERS)  **** I WONDER----- YOU ALL LIKE TO READ TEH ACCOUNTS OF OUR RECIPIENTS  -- MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK OUR RECIPEITNS TO WRITE A DD????? SOME WOUDL BE SUPER--- ALOT BETTER THAN MY DRIBBLE I AM SURE... I CAN SEE TEH APPLICATION NOW...  TEH RECIPIENT MUST BE ABLE TO CARE FOR THIER DOG 100%  AND MUST WRITE ONE DAILY DOGGIE A MONTH-    THAT COULD BE INTEREESTING.. EXCEPT I CAN HEAR ADI NOW... "WE MUST NOT MAKE ANY DEMANDS OF OUR  RECIPS????"    I HAVE SEEN SOMETHING SOMEWHERE WHERE ADI HAS TRIED TO PROTECT FROM EXPLOITATION.. RIGHT----   why can't exploitation be fun and amusing??? these are probably teh same people who think work is a curse.. there is  a whole raft of people who hate their jobs... can't wait for 5pm... or vacation... take every oppportunity to avoid earning a paycheck., and also can't wait to share thier misery..,..  somehow they missed the point that not having a job is 10 times worse..  i know i am going to get a few emails about haveing such a bad job thati should be more sympothetic... and i started to think of the worst job i have had... i had no trouble remembering.... it was some movie or another-- teh director wanteed a bunch of pigeons to fly in front of the lens at one moment...   i had a bunch of homing pigoens -- all carefully banded because the animal rights people were there-- and i could no longer capture local pigeons and let them loose again... i had to have bnaded homers...-- which was a pain in the neck,... but that is what i had...-- in the loose fitting jacket that was my pigoen release jacket-- it was loaded with about 6 birds...-- i was to  release tehe birds and jump behind a bush   there on boston common-- so i did that-- it worked-- he wanted to do it again... so i loaded up and releaswed and jumped again...   the shot was completed-- i took off my sneakers and left them behind teh bush and walked to the car in my sox.... went home and cashed that check  and  i never said a word about what dozens of people had already done behind that bush.. so if any of you want to complain about miserable jobs that beat that one... send it  to me.. i had alot of second worse jobs  thaT PALE BY COMPARISON. ****  MOVING ON...   PROBLEM OF THE DAY...  I BOUGHT A NEW HANGER FOR MY TV TO MOVE AND TWIST THE PICTURE   -- AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET IT DOWN OFF THE WALLL OF THE OLD ONE. *** AND NO CUT AND PASTES   SORRY AND I FORGOT TO OPEN A   NEW SHATTING  WALL  ONE WOULD THINK......