sept 19 2018

IT'S   THE 19th----  TAKE THOSE CAKES TO THE FIREDEPT DAY WE HAVE  ACQUIRED ANOTHER AIRLINE TRAINED PERSON  WOOWOWOWOOWOOOOOOOO---    airline personell are wonderful---- they can put up with incredible confusion cheerfully- and keep driving toward teh   goal--- be that -- getting all these people out of this waiting room--- or getting them back on teh ground- well hydrated and  out of this bus. we have a bunch of nurses too...   thier speciality is to return everrything to it's assigned place- refill empty things and try not to let anyone  get worse  on theri watch... **** mara  renamed our sunshime patroll  "the road show"   which seems more in line...  bentley and sizzle are getting good at this... wander in to a senior hang out,  and quietly approach each person in order  then lie down and sleep while we show that 30 minute video.. tehn if teh frying pan appears, get up and wait for thier name to be called to go get the treat out of the fry  pan.  it does work well... AND EVERYONE THINKS THEY ARE SOOOOO WELL TRAINED-- SURE   THE CLINK OF A COOKIE WILL TRAIN MOST ANY DANE TO GO EAT IT. ***** that fry pan came out of my donkey driving days- when we were santa's reindeer-- those were teh wild daYS OF  huge SANTA'S SMELLING LIKE ANNESETTE AND CAPABLE OF ONLY SMILING A HO HO HO -IN MONSTEROUS CROWDS.... - my lead team  was 30-40 feet in front of me, and my sidewalkers had to keep kids from getting pushed by the crowd  under teh carriage, while some SOB handed out candy canes----   donkeys and horses are addicted to pepermint---- NOW YOU TAKE SOME 5 YEAR OLD KID WITH SLOBBER AND CANDY CANE PEPERMINT ALL OVER THIER TINY FINGERS, YOU HAVE  A DISASTER IN THE MAKING... SO I TRIED DESPARATELY TO CONVINCE THE DONKS THAT PEPERMINT ONLY CAME IN FRYING PANS AND NEVER OFF LITTLE HANDS...  IT WORKED FOR ?10 YEARS OF MOB SCENES???? SO NOW... I TRY THE SAME THING ABOUT CARROTS-- ONLY FEED TEH DONKEYS OUT OF FRY PANS... NOT TO NECESSARILY PROTECT YOUR HANDS- BUT TO TEACH THE DONKS TO EXPECT TREAQTS ONLY OUT OF PANS--  THE ADDED COMPLICATION IS  NEVER   NEVER   NEVER FEED MY DONKEYS A CARROT BY LETTING THEM BITE IT OFF...  ADD THAT CONCEPT TO THE TINY HANDS-- SOMETIMES CARROT SIZE FINGERS. FORTUNATELY ALL THE RESCUED DONKEYS HAVE ]NOT BEEN FED TREATS EVER ANYWAY- SO TO HAVE THEM  LEARN TO EXPECT A PAN - IS A WONDERFUL THING..   THAT IS WHY I CAN GET VERY UPSET AT THE VISITOR WHO SAYS "OH I KNOW HOW TO FEED A HORSE A CARROT-- ON A FLAT HAND"   AND I GET VERY AGITATED-- GO BERSERK MIGHT  BE MORE  ACCURATE.....  I DON'T WANT MY DONKEYS EATING OFF ANY SHAPE HAND-- WHILE THIS VISITOR TRYS TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW TO FEED A HORSE A CARROT.. I FINALLY SAY ... JUST DON'T FEED  THEM.. AND THEY GO AWAY  VERY CONFUSED AND THINK I AM NUTS..  scooter karen carries her own pan... ****  TODAY SCHIDULE 10:00  dd  (DOWN DRIVEWAY) FOR SENIOR PLACE IN GEORETOWN- ( CLOSE) 12:30  CALENDAR WIND UP AT FISH RESTAURANT WITH KITTY/ANNE  3:30   NAP  5:00   MAIL CALL WITH LUCK ( AND KITTY'S HELP) WE WILL GET THAT CALENDAR READY FOR DOGFEST...