Tuesday, September 18, 2018

SEPT 18 2018
400  MORE  DONKEY FEEDBAGS ARE DONE--( IN CHINA- READY TO MAIL)  SO WE WILL HAVE ENOUGH FOR DOGFEST--HEIGHT OF STUPIDITY, I FORGOT TO TAKE THEM TO JANINE'S DONKEY DERBY...  THEY ARE TERRIFFIC GENERIC CARRY ALLS-- MOST LAPTOPS PLUS WATER BOTTLES CELL  PHONES  EYEGLASSES AND  BATTERY CHARGERS FIT BEAUTIFULLY... THE STRAP IS LONG ENOUGH SO YOU CAN SWING THE BAG TO YOUR BACK  AS A SEMI BACK PACK...THEY CURE MANY AIRPORT PROBLEMS FOR .BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
 SO THEY WILL BE GREAT  AND UNUSUAL CHRISTMAS GIFTS-- PLUS WE CAN REALLY USE ONE ON THE NEW  SKINNEY DONKEY AS IT'S ORIGIONAL PURPOSE AS A FEED BAG...- 
I NEED TO WRITE UP  THIER DESCRIPTION.... LIKE... THEY ARE MADE OF PORUS MATERIAL IN CASE ONE GETS LEFT ON AN ANIMAL THAT GOES TO TAKE A DRINK... SO THEY DON'T DROWN.
THEY HAVE THE CUTE DONKEY LOGO I USED FOR ANIMAL EPISODES FOR YEARS STITCHED ON THEM.
 WE WENT THRU THE FIRST 500 PRETTY WELL'--- HARDY AND HANDY 

I USE MY FEEDBAG  TO CARRY MY TOYS-- LIKE TEH LASER MEASURING DEVICE WHICN IS ONE OF MY L;ATEST CDHALLANGES--  IT MEASURES FROM THE BACK OF IT TO WHEREVER YOU SHOOT THE LASER BEAM WITH GREAT ACCURACY   A TENTH OF AN INCH..( APPARENTLY)-- I AM JUST LEARNING ABOUT IT... BECAUSE TRUE TO MODERN TECH... SOME DAMN FOOL ENGINEER  DECIDED IT SHOUDL BE ABLE TO MEASURE THE HEIGHT OF SOMETHING LIKE A BUILDING FROM 30 FEET AWAY --AND TEH SQUARE FOOT OF THE BUILDING IN CASE YOU NEED TO BUY PAINT-- OR SOMETHING...  
THE EFFICIENCY OF THE ITEM IS INVERSLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE NUMBER OF PROGRAMS IT IS ABLE TO DO.
98% OF TEH TIME I BET ITS' USE IS  A STRAIGHT LINE A TO B..  WHICH MEANS 2% OF THE TIME WHEN MY HAD/EYE CORDINATION IS NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE I GET THE SQUARE FOOTAGE OF THE BUILDING NESXT DOOR... IN CENTIMETERS TO MAKE IT WORSE.
I HAVE LONG OBJECTED TO  TEH I/O BUT HAVE GOT ALMOST USED TO IT... THIS ONE HAS A BUTTON  DIST  FOR ON AND A BUTTON    C/OFF    FOR OFF  ---TEH DIST BUTTON HAS TO BE HELD FOR 2 SECONDS TO TURN ON AND THE C/OFF MUST BE HELD FOR 4 TO TURN IT OFF.. OTHERWISE YOU END UP IN SOME OTHER VERY NICE BUT UNWANTED PROGRAM.

MY COMPUTER IS JUST LIKE THAT-- I CAN GOOGLE "MASS GOV LAWS"  AND HAVE IT LIST 47 PRODUCTS FOR SALE ON AMAZON . I LONG FOR THE DAYS WHEN MY COMPUTER WAS IN BLACK AND WHITE AND I COULD ASK IT TO DO ONLY WHAT I NEEDED..... MINUS TEH ADVERTISING.
WE CAN NOT ESCAPE THE ADVERTISING WORLD--(- EXCEPT ON EXPLORE CAMERAS )
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LONG AGO--- WHEN I WORKED FOR THE WANT ADVERTISER- WE GOT INTO A SITUATION WHERE TEH WA WANTED TO RUN SOME BILLBOARDS-- AND I FOUND OUT  THEY ARE IN SHORT SUPPLY BECASUSE OF LADY BIRD JOHNSON???   WHO SUGGESTED NO NEW ONES BE ERECTED--- MAKING THE OLD ONES VERY EXPENSIVE TO RENT--THAT  ENCOURAGED RENTING OUT THE SIDES OF TRACTOR TRAILERS ---- A FEW INVENTIVE SOULS HAD TRAILERS WHICH WER PORTABLE BILLBORADS----THEN PEOPLE GOT INVENTIVE  BY ELECTRONICALLY FLIPPING THE ADS. TEHY COULD GET 4 TIMES THE RENT-  ALL THE WAY TO THIS COMPUTER WHERE ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TURN IT ON--- AND  IT HAS DECIDED INEED TO BUY  FLOOD INSURANCE.... JUST BECAUSE  LAST WEEK I TYPED IN "BLOOD TYPES"  WITH A TYPO-- SO NOW  I GET ADVERTISEMENTS ABOUT  FLOODS--- AND I LIVE ON A HILL..
 WITH MY TYPING....  IT IS FRIGHTENING. 
WE ARE WORKING TOWARD HAVING THE SHOPPING CART DECIDE  YOU SHOULD BUY ANCHOVY PASTE. 
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NICE PICTURE OF ERICA AND ASHER IN NEW YORK-- WITH A GUY BEHIND HER ALSO TAKING HER PICTURE WITH ASHER...

THAT FEELING WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE A TOURIST IN #NYC, BUT ACTUALLY, YOU'RE THE TOURIST ATTRACTION.  #PAPARAZZI #READYORNOT #SERVICEDOG#MAYBEHESAUNICORN

ANOTHER FUN VISIT TO OUR FAVORITE DESTINATION THESE DAYS - MORE COMING WHEN I CAN GET OUT FROM UNDER MY WORK I NEED TO CATCH UP ON!