Wednesday, March 14, 2018

mar 14 2018
mayhem has had her first bentley education... he  "mouthed" her and terrified her-- she had plenty of warning-- she was  a little too "fresh" so he scared her...  she came running... i think it was a perfect lesson..
as the dog project wanders onward.... there is a kennel in  Czechoslovakia  i have been trying to contact for ?3 years?  finally  i got an email from her .. they expect a litter of harls  in a week... woowowowowowwowooooo. her dogs are the shape of chaos.. well before chaos had so many pups and lost her girlish figure... so i  am very excited.... please no one contact any of these breeders  as that could get complicated...  if this works we could have a male pup in a couple months.

i would like to have help with this 1xcac  and 1xrcac  306/310  raTING OF REGISTERED GREAT DANE DOGS.-- IF YOU ALL WOULD  GET THAT INFO TO ME IN 25 WORDS OR LESS..
IT HAS TO DO WITH  GETTING A JUDGE'S OPINION AS TO THE  ?  ADHERING TO TYPE AND TEMPERAMENT?  AND IS NOT A COMPETTIITION, BUT A RATING....  I DUNNO
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SOMEONE HAS PUT ON MY DESK  NEIN (NINE)  IS NO IN GERMAN-- BOY  DO I KNOW THAT ONE !!!  YEARS AGO... WHEN GWEN ( SCOTLAND ROOM MATE) AND I WERE WANDERIGN AROUND GERMANY LOOKING FOR DANE KENNELS-- ALL WE HAD WAS A ZIP CODE LIST OF DANE BREEDERS-- NEITHER OF US SPOKE GERMAN--- SO WE WOULD JUST GET ON A TRAIN IN FRANKFURT, THEN TRY AND GET THE CONDUCTOR TO TELL US WHICH ZIP CODE WE WERE GOING TO... IT WAS A BIT RANDOM, BUT WE HAD A GERAT TIME....SOOOOO..... WE GOT TO ONE  TOWN--WENT TO THE KENNEL AND BACK TO THE COFFE3E KIND OF PLACE WHERR WE   TRIED TO GET INFORMATION ABOUT THE NEXT TRAIN BACK TO FRANKFURT...  THE WAITER TOLD US  " NEIN"-  WE WERE AT THE STATION AT 9:00   - GERMAN TRAINS ARE NEVER LATE... TOOK A FEW MINUTES FOR US TO FIGURE OUT NEIN MEANT THERE WERE NONE.  ON TO PLAN "B"------ 
THE TIME ON GERMNAN DEPARTURE TIME  BOARDS ARE LISTED BY THE  HOUR, MINUTE AND SECONDS .. 
AND --- VERY SIGNIFICANTLY ---- WE NEVER SAW ANYONE RUNNING FOR THE TRAIN--PEOPLE WERE TRAINED  BETTER THAN AMERICANS..   THE  "HEY WAIT FOR ME ROUTINE..."  WAS NON EXISTANT.

I HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT THAT ( TOO) - WE START AT A VERY EARLY AGE- GET 'EM YOUNG TRAIN  'EM EARLY-  IT IS THE FAULT OF TEH SCHOOL BUSSES IN THIS COUNTRY... THEY WAIT FOR KIDS... KIDS RUN OUT OF THE HOUSE  WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN THEIR MOUTHS, ONE ARM IN A SLEEVE AND PAPERS FLYING .AND IF THAT BUS DOES NOT WAIT FOR THE KID, THE PARENT CALLS TEH SCHOOL BULLSHlT... WHAT I SAW IN SCOTLAND WAS KIDS  QUEUE UP AT THE SIGHT OF THE BUS- AND THEY ( I WAS TOLD..) HAD 3 SECONDS TO GET THIER FOOT ON THE STEP... OR THE BUS LEFT.
  THAT WOULD HAVE SAVED MY PARENTS THOUSANDS OF $$$  BECAUSE  THE ONLY THING I LEARNED AT COLLEGE THAT WAS OF ANY VALUE, WAS 4:00pm  ON TUESDAY  WAS 4:00pm ON TUESDAY--- IT HAPPENS ONLY ONCE-- AND IF YOU ARE THERE TO  HAND IN A PAPER AT 4:01- THAT  PROFESSOR  DID NOT TAKE IT AND I GOT A  ZERO... IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE...

 THAT PROBABLY IS THE  REASON I SPENT MONEY ON THE TIME CLOCK HERE-- IT HAS DONE A GREAT DEAL TO  ORGANIZE SDP ( ALONG WITH PAM'S SCHEDULING... THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING ON TIME .  I WATCH..... PEOPLE PUNCING IN AHEAD OF TIME ARE PLEASED WITH THEMSELVES SO THE PUNCH NUMBE BECOMES A REWAARD OF WHICH THEY ARE PROUD...

 GET 'EM YOUNG TRAIN 'EM EARLY IS ALSO WHAT MCDONALD'S "HAPPY MEALS" IS ALL ABOUT. NOW  DOES ANYONE WANT TO WONDER WHY WE HAVE TOY GUNS  IN TOY STORES?????
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SO NEXT---IT IS ABOTU MY BATHROOM FLOOR--- IT IS A SMALL ( READ TINY)  BATHROOM-  CERTAINLY ADEQUATE FOR THE THINGS I WAS INTENDING TO DO THERE.--- SEVERAL YEARS AGO I NEEDED TO HAVE A FULL --LONG--  TUB INSTEAD OF JUST A SHOWER-   THAT CHANGED TEH CONFUGURATION SUCH THAT I EVEN NEEDED TO FIND A TINY WASTE BASKET...  BUT IT ALL WORKS... EXCEPT THE FLOOR.
 WAS IT AJAY?  THAT WENT AND BOUGHT ME 2 CARTONS OF FLOOR TILES 12 X 12" -- AND IN TH E 3 YEARS I HAVE HAD THEM IN MY BEDROOM,  LAST WEEK, I DID STICK DOWN ONE.-- AS I WENT TO GET A SECOND ONE, THE TV WAS ON  "HOME ADVISOR"  SOLVE ANY HOME PROBLEM... OK....  IF IT TOOK ME 3 YEARS TO GET THE ONE TI]LE DOWN- THE COMPLETION DATE WAS NOT LOOKING GOOD..  BESIDES  TEHRE IS A REASON YO HAVE A WATERPROOF FLOOR-- THAT IS SO THE EXCESS WATER DOES NOT ROT THE WOOD UNDERNEATH SO YOU AND TEH TUB DON'T LAND IN THE CELLAR..

BUT--- WITH ONE EYE ON WHAT SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE  IN D AY ... FOR A LIVING,..  I HATED TO ASK ANY "FLOOR" GUY TO  COME DO SOMETHIGN ABOUT THE FLOOR... UNTIL I HEARD THE HOME ADVISOR "  REGARDLESS OF HOW SMALLL"   ZN REALIZE THEY WILL JUST CHARGE ME--- WELL... THEY CAN DIDDLE AND MAKE IT RIGHT...  THERR IS A 1/4" PIECE OF PLYWOOD THAT NEEDS CUTTING TO LEVEL THE WHOLE THING... THEY WILL BE HERE 11 TO 5 YO ESTIMATE THE JOB...   THAT IS ANOTHER THIGN I AM VERY AWARE OF...... I WILL BE PAYING FOR THAT ESTIMATE TOO...  BUT IT  WOULD BE NICE.....
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DONNA IS HERE   -- SAYS 18 INCHES... AND TEH DRIVEWAY COULD STAND TO BE PLOWED---   BUT NO ONE LEFT THE TRACTOR UP BY THE HOUSE... SO ... IT AIN'T ME TO PO=LOW.... I THINK TOM IS HERE...

HE KNOWS ALOT MORE ABOUT PLOWING THAN HE DID 3 DAYS AGO...  THERER IS ONE SPOT NEAR OUR DECK--- THAT IS LIKE THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE...PEOPLE FALL. CARS SLIDE SIDEWAYS.. AND THE TRACTOR SLIDES INOT THE TREE.... I FOR GOT TO TELL HIME ABOUT THAT .. AND HE DID IT..  YOU HAVE TO USE TEH BACK HOE PART TO PICK UP HTE REAR OF TEH TRACTOR AND SWING IT SIDEWAYS --- NOW THINK... IF YOU GET IT UP IN THE AIR AND YOU NEED TH WHEELS TO GO TTO THE LEFT, H YOU NEED TO MOVE THE BUCKET  TO THE RIGHT... IT GETS COMPLICATED...  HE KNOWS NOW... BRIGHT GUY...