CARDBOARD !! MAYBE I JUST DON'T UNDERSAND.... HOWEVER.......MAYBE IT IS A MILLION DOLLAR IDEA FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME TO DEVELOPE.
LETS JUST SAY I AM DESTITUTE FOR SOME PAPERCLIPS-- ANE DARNED IF I WANT TO GO OUT IN THE COLD...... I CAN GO TO OUR WEB.. CLICK THE COFFEE CUP WHICH GETS ME THE DAILY DOGGIE AND THE LINK TO AMAZON SO I TYPE IN PAPERCLIPS IN TH SPECIAL LINK (SO SDP GETS A PENNY FROM THI ORDER.)-- THEY SHOW ME ALL SORTS OF PAPERCLIPS AND I ORDER A BOX-- BECAUSE I AM SO VERY SPECIAL( FOR SPENDING $79 YEARLY) THEY WILL SEND THIS TO ME "FREE" IN 2 DAYS
INSIDE A BOX THAT WOULD HOLD 2 PAIR OF SNOW BOOTS-- ALL PADDED BY FUNNY BALLOONSAND SURE ENOUGH THERE IS MY TINY 2"X3"X1" BOX OF PAPERCLIPS. THIS WILLL BE DELIVERED BY A SIZEABLE TRUCK THA T COULD CARRY OUR 1800 POUND MULE "MO".
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I KNOW-- THEY NEED TEH BIGGER CARDBOARD BOX BECAUS THEIR AUTOMATION CONVEYER SYSTEM COULD NOT HANDLE THE TINY BOX OF PAPERCLIPS...
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THERE ARE A COUPLE OTHER THINGS I KNOW-- *** THIS IS FOR CONCEPT ONLY....
***IF YOU TRY AND SHIP A PUP FROM EUROPE( WHICH I DID BEFORE I HAD HELP...)THE WEIGHT IS NOT ONLY A FACTOR, BUT THE VOLUME OF TEH CRATE...
*** IF YOU ARE IN THE PIZA DELIVERY BUSINESS... YOU TAKE THE PIZZA TO SOMEONE'S HOUSE AND LEAVE IT THERE.. ON THE RETURN TRIP YOUR CAR HAS A SPACE WHERE ONCE THE PIZZA ONCE SAT.---
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IN THE WORLD ACCORDING TO AMAZON-- THERE IS A HUGE ONE WAY INDIVIDUAL SHIPPING PROJECT NOT EQUATED BY VOLUME SHIPPING THE STUFF IN.
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SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THEIR CONVEYER SYSTEM A ND MYDESK THAT BOX ( CARDBOARD OR OTHERWISE)COULD BE ELIMINATED...-- NOT ELIMINATED,, BUT REMOVED FROM THE SYSTEM AND RETURNED TO THE START OF THE CONVEYER-- PERHAPS A 8 X 11 TYVEK BAG.. WHICH WOULD ALSO BE TEH SHIPPING LABEL.
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I ENVISION A LUCILLE BALL SITUATION OF TAKING THESE BOXES OFF A CONVEYER- RIPPING OUT THE TYVEK POUCH -- PUT THE BOX.. ON TEH INVERTED CONVEYER AND TOSSING THE TYVEK....THEY ARE TOUGH .. BIG TIME TOUGH///
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YOU COUDL CERTAINLY REDUCE THE TRUCK SIZE AND PLANE SIZE--
IS IT NOT TRUE THAT EERYTHING YOU GET FROM AMAZON IS IN A BOX FROM 25% TO 95% TOO BIG????
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THAT KIND OF THINKING IS WHAT GOT ME IN THE ANIMAL EPISODE BUSINESS... DEFINE A PROBLEM AND SOLVE IT. PHOTOGRPHERS ONLY THINK OF CAMERAS-- AND THEIR HELP HAS BEEN TRAINED TO FEAR MICE---AND THE BROOWN RICE THAT MICE PRODUCE... ENTER ME WITH MY BBQ FOOD"BUG UMBRELLA NET" AND ROLL OF TIOLET PAPER-
WHADDA WAY TO MAKE A LIVING... !!! FROM THERE TO DONKEYS --TO SHAMPOOED COWS ---TO SERVICE DANES...(WITH A FEW DONKEYS AGAIN...)I SUPPOSE THE TAIL OF THAT IS ---- TO DEALING WITH ACCOUNTANTS...
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THERE IS SOMETHING STRUCTURALLY WRONG WITH AMAON--I HATE TO SEE ALL THAT CARDBOARD MAKING AROUNT TRIP TO CHINA BEFORE IT IS BACK ON MY DESK...
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COUPLE OTHER THINGS TO DISCUSS--- FROM THE "ME TOO" OF OPRAH SPEECH--TEH BLACK DRESSES THE WOMEN NEWSCASTERS WORE YESTERDAY HAVE VANISSHED... I THOUGHT I SAW GREAT THINGS BECAUSE TH E 4AM NEWS BUNCH.. HER DRESS WAS STILL BLACK -- AND THE NEWS GUY HAD ON A LIGHT GREY--- WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING...
BUT WHEN THE 6AM NEWS CAME ON THE " SHE" WAS IN PINK AND THE "HE" ONCE AGAIN IN BLACK..
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PAM HAS HOOKED UP MY BIGGER ALEXA BROADMUSIC MAKING DEVICE-- IT IS LOUDER.. WONDERFUL -- I CAN HEAR IT-- SO LINDA INHERITES TH OTHER ONE... SHE ISN'T DEAF...
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I THINK PAM GOT THE FROZEN FOOD OFF THE WOODPILE AND GOT IT IN SOME FREEER SOMEWHERE...
NOW TO CLEAN UP MY DESK
