IF YOU WOULD JUST WATCH ALL THE ADS ON TV OVERNIGHT... SO MANY OF THE WORLD PROBLEMS WOULD BE SOLVED.
THERE IS A LIGHT-- THEY SAY WILL LIGHT THE ROOM, GARAGE, OR PATIO FOR 24 HOURS ON A 1 HOUR CHARGE.
WE ALL CARRY CELL PHONES... IF WE WOULD CARRY THIS LIGHT WHEREVER WE WENT , WE WOULD NOT NEED TO HAVE LELCTRIC LIGHTS IN OUR BUILDINGS.. BESIDES FOR $19.99 WE COULD DOUBLE THE PURCHASE SO A SPOUSE COULD HAVE THEIR OWN LIT ROOM. MEETING FREINDS FOR SUPPER? --- YOU WOULD NATURALLY BYOL ( lights)--CAN BE SEEN FOR 2 MILES....BUT THEY NEVER SAID I COULD DROP THIS ONE FROM MY HELICOPTER- OR RUN OVER IT WITH A FIRE TRUCK... FOR THAT IT IS $39.99 +S/H
THEY COULD DESIGN A SCOTTY VEST TO HANG YOUR OWN LIGHTING SYSTEM OFF THE FRONT...-
AND
THE TOWEL THAT CLEANS EVERYTHING---
AND
A PILL THAT CURES WHATEVER AILS YOU AS LONG AS YOU DIDN'T GET A VACCINE...
AND
A WRENCH THAT FITS EVERY BOLT
THE CURES ARE ENDLESS AT 2am
PLUS ---A FREE ONE OF THOSE IS ALSO AVAILABLE IF YOU JUST PAY SHIPPING AND HANDLING..
BOY HOW WE HAVE BEEN TRAINED TO IGNORE THE HANDLING CHARGE. JUST WHAT IS THAT???? THE LITTLE GIRL SELLING LEMONAID FOR $1 WITH THE $3.48 TAX AND HANDLEING FEES IS MORE TRUTH THAN FICTION...
I DIDN'T BUY ANYTHING- BUT THEY ALL SOUND SOOOO GOOD AT 2 am ... I WRITE DOWN TEH TELEPHONE NUMBERS IN MY SUDUKO BOOK JUST IN CASE THEY STILL SOUND GOOD AT 6am..
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MOVING ON
SOMETHING NEEDS DOING BEFORE "CONGRESS GOES HOME FOR VACATION" -- I DID HEAR ONE NEWS COMMENTATOR REFER TO T HE BUNCH AS SIMILAR TO THE JERRY SEINFIELD SHOW.--- THE FAMOUS SHOW WHICH WAS "ABOUT NOTHING" I REMEMBER ONE OF THEIR SHOWS- THE ENTIRE SHOW WAS THE 4 OF THEM WANDERING AROUND A PUBLIC GARAGE WITH A LARGE BOX LOOKING FOR THIER CAR... YEP -- congress---! IT FITS !
BAD THING IS TEH REALLY GOOD COMMEDIANS WILL HAVE TO TAKE THE SUMMER OFF TOO FOR LACK OF MATERIAL...
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COMMEDIANS.. I GOT GOING ON WATCHIHG BOB NEWHART ONLINE YESTERDAY-- IT WAS THE "VERMONT TODAY" WHERE HE HAS THE "WORLDS SMALLEST HORSE"-- AND CALLERS BEGIN TO SHOW UP ON THE SET WITH OTHER HORSES...PLUS A BASSETT HOUND.. .
THE LAST HORSE HAD TOUBLE GETTING THRU THE DOOR -- IT WAS PROBABLY A DRAFT CROSS... I USED TO HAVE TO PROVIDE HORSES FOR JUST SUCH SHOWS-- AND I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE CHAOS BEHIND THE SET...
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DRAFT CROSS-- MO mule...--IS HALF BELGIAN DRAFT-- SHE HAS SETTLED VERY NICELY SO FAR... SHE AND POCKETS WANDERED THEYARD EATING GRASS --A ND THEY FOUND WE HAD CARROTS IN THE T TENT... MO WALKED ALL THE WAY THRU SEVERAL TIMES TRYING TO FIGURE IF SHE WAS IN OR OUT...
I NOTICED FLYS ARE STARTING SO I PUT ONE LEG WRAP ON HER-- CAUSING A SMALL MELT DOWN-- SHE THOUGHT HER LEG WAS STUCK IN SOMETHING -- AND PUT HER HEAD DOWN TO STUDY IT... EVENTUSLLY I GOT THE SECOND ONE ON ... AND SHE WAS FINE WITH IT...
SOMEBODY ELSE IS GOIN GTO HAVE TO HELP WITH THAT FLY PROJECT..... I WAS GOOD FOR 2 LEGS ONLY... BUT WITH 5 MORE DONKEYS AT 4 LEGS EADH MY BACK JUST AIN'T GONNA DO IT.'
THE OTHER LOOSE DONKEY PROBLEM IS THE LOOSE ONES NEED WATER TOO...
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WHICH BRINGS TO MIND MY SUMMER PROJECT IS TO TAKE THESE BRIGHT INTELLIGENT INTERNS AND TEACH THEM TO NOTICE AN EMPTY ( OR DIRTY ) WATER BUCKET... ALOT OF THESE ARE COLLEGE KIDS... SO THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND--- "EMPTY"..
TO DO THAT , THEY WILL NEED TO GET THIER NOSES OUT OF THIER CELL PHONES... BUT I AM ON A ROLL..
YESTERDAY I TRIED TO EXPLAIN---- "WARM MAYONAISE VS REFRIGERTED MAYONAISE" I AM STILL STRUGGLING ON THAT ONE.
WHEN I WAS YOUNG, THE TERM WAS NUMB SKULL- WHICH SEEMED TO FIT THE PICTURE, BUT IS NOW PROBABLY NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT... I INTEND TO STRUGGLE
MY FATHER CALLED IT THE COLLEGE OF HARD KNOCKS--- WHO'S COLORS ARE BLACK AND BLUE
I HAVE A PHD FROM THERE...
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We are guilty!!! Princess Ruckus & I have been so busy this Spring we have not given updates. The big news is I'm going to be a grandma. My son Anthony & his wife who live in Boston will have a boy in November. Ruckus will be a great protector. We had a great school year with our
volunteer gig. when Ruckus first started she would hide under the table & watch the students feet. Now she is so comfortable & loves her ambassador job ( see pics.) Many special education teachers especially at the middle school level are amazed how calm students become when they
interact with Ruckus. One young man was so excited when his teacher projected the 3 week old "musicians" live on Explore in the classroom. He came running down the hall with lap top in hand to show us the pups & see Ruckus's first home. Yes, alway a smile 😊My older son graduated
with his nursing degree (see pics). Ruckus was great during the ceremony, she is so well behaved. I was the one worried when I saw the 2 bomb sniffing shepherds. Ruckus only watched them learning how they do their jobs. Also, I've had several trips to the University of Rochester Strong
Research Hospital. I've now entered phase 2 of a drug trail for Ataxia. Ruckus has been fantastic in helping me navigate "everything". She is even in the videos with me walking. The doctors, nurses are great & very respectful of her job. We do end the sessions, which have been several
hours with "make a friend" which releases Ruckus to socialize with her new friends until it is back "with me". Again, I've always said that I'm the lucky one for having such a beautiful & well trained Service Dog to help me maintain my independence & function in society. Thank you to
Carlene, Megan, Katie, & all at SDP😘
