Saturday, June 10, 2017

JUNE 10 2017

ACCOUNTING.... ONE OF  MY LEAST FAVORITE TOPICS.... BOTH MINE AND SERVICE DOG PROJECT---  SDP NOW HAS AN OFFICIAL ( EXPENSIVE) CPA--  THAT LEAVES ME.... ON MY OWN... AND FOR THE  LIFE OF ME .. I DO NOT SEE WHY I SHOULD HAVE TO GO DIRECTLY TO THE IRS IN PORTSMOUTH TO HAVE THEM FIGURE IT OUT...

 THE "IT" IS-- I "RENT" TEH FARM TO SDP FOR $1 A YEAR-- THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNTANT  GOT UPSET BECAUSE  SHE NOTED  SDP FORGOT TO PAY ME THE OFFICIAL $1--  AND AN ACCOUNTANT I HAVE HAD FOR YEARS DOESN'T WANT TO TOUCH IT AS TOO COMPLICATED BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO GET  REALESTATE VALUES BEFORE YOU KNOW WHAT TO  DEDUCT AS DONATED RENT....I JUST HAVE NOT GOT ROUND TO PAYING  A REALATOR-- PRETTY SOON THE IRS IS GOING TO GET VERY MAD BECAUSE I AM SO LATE WITH THE PAPERRWORK...   I HAVE ENOUGH VERIFYABLE DEDUCTIOS TO SDP TO MAKE TEH VALUE OF THE REAL ESTATE A MUTE POINT-- BUT I SHOULD GET IT DONE PROPERLY...

WHATEVER CRAZY ACRES WOULD SELL FOR ON THE MARKET.... I STARTED WITH 12 ACRES AND NOW HAVE ONE ROOM AND A BATH...  TO JUST TAKE A VERY CONSERVATIVE GUESS  AT THE VALUE WOUDL PUT ME WAY AHEAD...  BUT I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THOUSANDS ON SOME REALATOR'S EVALUATION...
 MIND YOU , I AM DELIGHTED WITH MY ONE ROOM AND A BATH---

HISTORICALLY ( UNTIL ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO WHEN THE CAMERAS ARRIVED.. AND THE CP's) ---  I DIVIDED IT THIS WAY.... IF IT WAS NAILED TO  OR ATTACHED PERMANTLY  TO THE PROPERTY, IT WAS MY EXPENSE... IF IT WAS MOVABLE IT WAS SDP'S..   WITH THE COMPLETION ( NEARLY ) OF THE ICE BUILDING  I DON'T SEE HOW WE CAN FIT ANY MORE CONSTRUCTION ON THIS 12 ACRES  ( WELL 11.65 ACRES)
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 I CAN REMEMBER.... (HERE WE GO).....  WHEN I WAS ANIMAL EPISODES PROVIDING ANIMALS FOR PHOOGRAPHOIC MEDIA, I DEDUCTED TEH WHOLE  FARM AS "BUSINESS"  WHICH IT  WAS--- 
 WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE BEDROOM ONLY...
  WHY NOT THE BATHROOM YOU ASK???.. WELL AT ONE POINT I NEEDED 100  CUTE BABY CHICKENS FOR SOME CHRISTMAS EXTRAVAGANZA IN A BOSTON HOTEL----- THE ROUTINE WITH CHICKENS IS/WAS  YOU ORDER THEM-- THEY ARE HATCHED ( BY THE ENTIRE E=INDUSTRY  IT SEEMS )  ON A MONDAY..  THEY ARE SEXED ( BOYS OR GIRLS) ON A TUESDAY AND CRATED FOR SHI[MENT BY 5PM  TUESDAY-- OVERNIGHTED TO THE POST OFFICE-- YOU GET THEM BY WEDNESDAY( CERTAINLY THURSDAY)   THEY DON'T NEED FOOD OR WATER FOR 24/48 HOURS LIVING OFF THAT YOLK PART I GUESS) NEXT PROBLEM----- I NEEDED THEM FOR SUNDAY AFTERNOON -- AND THEY HAD TO BE KEPT  WARM--- DARN WARM.. LIKE 90 DEGREES-- DON'T TELL ME ABOUT HEATING LAMPS ETC... I KNEW ALL ABOUT THEM-- BUT STILL, NOT WARM ENOUGH IN DECEMBER IN NEW ENGLAND.... UNLESS YOU KEPT THEM IN THE WARMEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE.... THE BATHROOM.. WHICH IS NOT LARGE...
THAT IS NOT THE END OF THE PROBLEM--- IT GETS WORSE....
BABY CHICKENS DOUBLE IN SIZE  EVERY 2 DAYS  -- SO WHAT WAS CUTE BABIES ON MONDAY- WERE BEGINNING TO FLY SHORT DISTANCES BY SATURDAY...  THE ONLY PLACE SAFE TINTHE BATHROOM WAS THE SHOWER STALL....OTHERWISE I WAS ANKLE DEEP IN FUZZY YELLOW CHICKS WHILE I BRUSHED MY TEETH......
THE ANIMAL RIGHTS PEOPLE HAVE DONE SOME WONDERFUL THINGS... LIKE TRYING TO KEEP ANIMALS SAFE IN AIRPLANES...BUT  TO HAVE 2  SPCA PEOPLE COME OUT HERE ON A MONDAY AFTER THE EVENT TO COUNT THESE BABY CHICKS  SEEMED LIKE A WAST OF PERSONELL, BUT LE T ME TELL YOU  I HAD A WONDERFUL CHUCKLE TO WATCH 2 FAIRLY LARGE PEOPLE IN MY  SMALL BATHROOM TRYING TO VERIFY I STILL HAD  100  THAT WAS ON MY ORDER SLP...   THE PICTURE  OF VERY ACTIVE YELLOW FLUFFY THINGS FLYING AROUND THEIR ANKLES STILL MAKES ME LAUGH....

FINALLY THEY QUIT AND THE WOMAN SAID IN A VERY DISGUSTED TONE " I KEEP GETTING 102"
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JUST IN CASE YOU NEED TO KNOW....  WHEN YOU FEED BABY CHICKS YOU NEED TO GET ONE BAG OF MEDICATED "CHICK STARTER"  -- I TTRIED ONCE TO SKIP THE MEDICATED-- AND LOST 1/2 THE CHICKS-- WHEN I SEE CHICKEN FOR SALE IN THE MAKET THAT SAYS ANTIBIOTIC FREE.... I HAVE A SNEAKING SUSPICION THAT THEY MEAN AFTER A COUPLE WEEKS OLD THEY ARE FREE OF MEDS.
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FUGAN HAS SENT US A BEAUTIFUL FUTON FOR THE ICE HOUSE-- SO PUTTING THAT TOGETHER IS THE CHORE OF THE DAY...-

DAVID DOES HAVE TH EHOT WTER HEATER ON THE WALL  NOW IF HE WOULD JUST GET IT HOOKED TO THE WATER....... AT THE MOMENT  WE HAVE 3 "JERRY CANS" TO PROVIDE WATER TO POUR IN THE DRANS TO WASH THRU ANTHING THAT SHOULD BE WASHED THRU... ( FLUIDS ONLY... NO VERY  DIRTY DOG DISHES OR PICKED POO)
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I AM THINKING... A FAN ON A 2 WHEELED TRUCK ATTACHED TO AN EXTENSION CORD.. ATTACHED TO A GENERATOR.. ON A MOSQUITO TESTING  PROJECT...
I NEED SOME NET.