April 18 2022
Next time I'm elected to run some town or another I have some changes I'd like to make...... I have a feeling.... that there are more dogs it Ipswich then there are children certainly the numbers might be approximate.. therefore every place in town where there is a playground there ought to be some sort of fenced area for a dog playground. And I could really get out of hand by saying there should be in the town hall with all the other town offices an animal information office... not stuck in the back corner of some parking lot or trash dump that's history. the animal information office should make it as easy as possible for a family to own a pet.. how many studies do you all have to read about the benefits of children owning animals before you bring up your town offices to match,
This animal information office.. should list all the animal related businesses in town.. or clubs.. particularly any dog training clubs run by the AKC... And of course get back to the fire department with a $2 rabies shot... It's no wonder that so many parents opt not to have a dog or any other animal purely on the basis of it's too difficult too complicated too expensive but somewhere in there you should have it's too detrimental to our children not to have an animal which I think is a proven fact. in my case,
I think my parents got me a dog so that I was not at the bottom of the pecking order as the youngest child. And then they carted me off. to dog training club one night a week.. as religiously as piano lessons. And we all know the outcome of that.
I would go further in my animal assistance office... in the town hall... they have several rooms there now where seniors can sit and stare at each other... or the black television screens for which I become famous.. why not take one of those rooms preferably a waterproof room which historically might have been the boys locker room... and make that into a dog bathing room with a lot of chairs because it really is often very entertaining to watch anybody try and bathe their dog -----so put some extra chairs there maybe a coffee pot and I'm sure somebody would bring Donuts to watch people struggle trying to give a Great Dane a bath.. it is possible for people to provide their own entertainment by having to do some things slightly out of the ordinary.. you could book it ahead of time... come to the town hall and watch xxxxx try and bathe yyyyy. we could have our own show....
my guess is that it might be fun to drink coffee and watch someone try and work the noodle/spaghetti. producing machine... ,, Maybe two men one machine and one set of directions.. could I entertain you for 1/2 an hour.. Johnny Carson didn't need that many props to entertain anybody for half an hour.
Now that I've said that... maybe I should try and make some noodles tonight at mail call 5:00 o'clock.. my problem with mail call is that it's the end of a very tiring day usually starting about 4:00 AM but today I'm gonna try and take a nap so I can do noodles.
does that make it a noodle nap?
