JUMOMMETREEE LOVE IT .!!...----HERE'S A GREEAT CONVERSATION BETWEEN DONKS WITH A PICTURE OF TEH 2 STANDING AT A RIGHT ANGLE...
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FROM TEH CP GROUP......
Good affernoon SheePees My Moma and I are showing Meesh Cawwene dat we been studing Jumommetreeee. We pwacticin wight angleese
Exceptional
They are bright donkeys
Jumommetreeees was class in which my math education went south Nish wight angleses
She's acute donk
An'eef Meester Joshowwah wud join ush we weel be an ishswshowleesh twiangle
We could call him Johowwahhypotanews
Wight... becauz he's a beeeeeeg boy ! Shee? I unnerstand Jumommetrees vewy well , I'z vewy vewy shmaart
AAAAAA Plus !!
Just as long as she's not being obtuse.
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NOW THAT IS A GREAT CONVERSATION !!
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i have not finished teh " CAFE DONK" and ----already a complaint----it is comical really-10 years?15 years? AGO... janine suggested we have a place for people to sit and watch teh donkeys- and i never had teh ttime/money to put it together- i NOW have broken ALL construction record to have gone from conception to functionality in less than a week- mostly thanks to the company executives who sat on teh ground with screwdrivers and spoons and dug 30 holes for teh pvc pip "holes" like sonna tubes.. I ORDERED A WHITE TARP FOR COVER... DESIGNED A STRANGE PIECE TO HOLD IT TOGETEHR AND FOUND A WILLING WELDER.... AND STILL to find the 1.5 gAV pipe.... i have bought out 3 home depos-- lowes didn't hav any--- teh commercial plumbing place had none-- and the pipe wholesale place would not sell me any AND I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH YET.. THANKFULLY SOME OF YOU CP'S HAVE SUGGESTED AMESBURY INDUSTRIAL SUPPLY AS A SOURCE...-- I WILL GO THERE THIS MORNING.
SO THE FIRST EMAIL I OPEN THIS MORNING APPARENTLY IS A REACTION TO SOME FACEBOOK COMMENT ABOUT SCOOTER KAREN NOT BEING ABLE TO GET HEER SCOOTER UP ON THE CONCRETE PAD..
I AM HELD HOSTAGE BY THE THREATS FROM FACEBOOK COMMENTS-- BECAUSE IF I RESPOND WITH WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY, I AM RUDE AND INSENSATIVE---
I AM THRILLED THAT YOU ALL-- INCLUDING SCOOTER KAREN--- ENJOY THE DONKEYS-- .. THEY ARE LOVELY ANIMALS AND VERY INTERESTING TO WATCH.... I WILL GET AN ACCESS FIXED UP SOMEHOW-- I DON'T KNOW HOW YET-- .. SORRY-- I AM WAITING FOR GOLDIE TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME....
.DOG FEST IS COMING...---- SO -- HERE-- YOU CP'S CAN MANAGE THE NEXT PROBLEM......
I HAVE A VERY SENSIBLE RULE OF NO T TO FEED TEH DONKEYS BY HAND -- YOU MUST USE THE FRY PANS I HAVE THERE-- SOME ON A 3 FOOT HANDLE--- WHICH KAREN COULD USE NOW FROM THE SIDE.... TIL I FIGURE OUT SOMETHING BETTER...
why that stupid rule????? if THE DONLKS ARE feed by hand, the donkey learns to reach for people's hands... fingers are about the size of carrots or other treats... one bite of a KIDS finger could put service dog out of business- if the donkeys are trained to reach for a fry pan... THERE IS much less risk. MY DECISION FOR 30 YEARS OF HAVING DONKEYS IN PUBLIC. NO EXCEPTIONS- MY RULE... YOU WANT TO DO IT OTHERWISE- GO HAVE YOUR OWN DONKEY FARM.
THE WORLDS WORST TIME OF YEAR IS CHRISTMAS....TEH CANDY CANE TIME WHEN TEH DONKEYS -- WHO SEE PEPPERMINT CANDY AS TEH ULTIMATE TREAT- AND THEY ARE THE EXACTI SIZE OF A KIDS FINGERS....I HAVE ALSO USED A DIFFERENT TECHNIQUE WHEN THEY WERE IN THE HARNESS AS SANTA'S 8 TINY REINDEER... JANINE OR I HAVE DEVISED OTHER WAYS... BUT NOT TO BE DONE BY ANYONE ELSE.... WE WOULD TAKE EH TREAT AND TOUCH THEM BETWEEN TEH EYES AND RUB IT DOWN THEIR FACE A DN SLIP IIT IN THEIR MOUTH..... FOR THE SAME REASON.... THEY MUST LEARN THAT TREATS DO NOT COME FROM KIDS HANDS THAT ARE JUST REACHING FOR THEIR NOSE PAT.... EVEN WHNE THE KID HAS BEEN SLOBBERING ON A PEPPERMINT CANDY CANE..
SO NOW... LET ME REPEAT- TEH DONKEYS ARE TO BE GIVEN TREATS ONLY FROM THE 9 INCH FRY PANS I HAVE SITTING AND HANGING AROUND THE AREA--- OR TOSS TEHM IN THE FEEDER-- IF THOSE PANS ARE NOT AVAILABLE ... THEN DO NOT FEED TEH DONKEYS. PERIOD !
SO I WILL NOW ASK ALL CP'S TO HELP WITH THIS ---
if you ever see anyone feed the donkeys out of their hand-- without using the frying pans that i have sitting right by teh donks. PLEASE take a photo of that person eeithr on camera-- or wi th your cell phone. i might have to ask them to leave and might even have to get rid of the donkey involved.
IT IS A PRETTY SIMPLE RULE.. MY 9" PURPLE FRY PANS ( SO GENEROUSLY SENT BY A CP..) ARE PERFECT AND AVAILABLE... USE THEM.
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WHATTA WAY TO START A MONDAY
