NEXT PROBLEM-- I AM NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO ANY FEMALE NEWS REPORTERS IF I CAN NOT SEE BOTH EYES AND EYEBROWS.... WHAT IS IT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND????
WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO BLOCK THEIR VISION IN ONE EYE WITH A DROOPING HAIRSTYLE... WHICH THEY OFTEN HAVE TO FLIP ASIDE TO TALK TO THE PERSON NEXT TO THEM.
I KNOW WE PUT BLINDERS ON HORSES BECAUSE THEY DO NOT HAVE TEH MENTAL CAPPACITY TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE THING CHASING THEM IS TIED TO THEM - SO THEY PANIC AND RUN... ( AS OPPOSED TO DONKEYS WHO PANIC AND STAND STILL) HOW THAT PERTAINS TO WOMEN NEW REPORTERS I DO NOT KNOW. PARTIAL VISION CERTAINLY CAN ELIMINATE DEPTH PERCEPTION -
DO THEY HAVE NECK PROBLEMS WHICH WILL REQUIRE EXTENSIVE MEDICAL CARE AND SURGERY WHEN IN FACT THE WHOLE THING COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED WITH A HAIR CUT.
MY MOTHER WORE STOCKINGS AND SHORT HIGH HEELS-- HER WHOLE ADULT LIFE--LATER ON WHEN SNEAKERS BECAME AVAILABLE FOR PEOPLE BESIDES BASKETBALL PLAYERS, SHE COULD NOT GET HER HEEL ON THE GROUND..
I WAS GOING TO CONTINUE WITH THINGS LIKE GIRL BABIES WITH PIERCED EARS.... BUT I RAN INTO AN OBVIOUS PLACE TO STOP...
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MOVING ON...
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LINDA AND ANNE ARE PRODUCING REAMS OF ADI PAPERS ALL SPELLED CORRECTLY DUE TO SOME DEADLINE LIKE MAY 3RD.???
AND FINANCIAL REPORTS-- WHICH ARE LOVELY, LEGAL , EXPENSIVE AND INCOMPREHENSIBLE...
LOPSIDED AS ALL GET OUT..
THE FINANCIAL REPORT---- THE WAY I DEAL WITH IS YOU GET $1 - YOU PUT IT IN THE BANK- AND ON TEH "BOOKS"----- WHEN YOU SPEND IT ... YOU SUBTRACT IT. NICE AND SIMPL.E
WELLLLLLL THE OFFICIAL WAY IS... IF SOMEONE GIVES YOU $1 AND PROMISES TO GIVE YOU $3 MORE, YOU ADD $4 TO YOUR INCOME TOTAL AND CARRY $3 AS "NOT AVAILABLE YET" KIND OF THING. WHICH MAKES INCOME NUMBERS BE TOTALLY UNRELIABLE IN MY WAY OF THINKING.... BECAUSE MAYBE THEY DON'T GIVE YOU THE LAST $1 -- DOES THAT MAke you financial statement of 3 years ago incorrect???
greater minds than mine i am sure have a reason... but the expression "it's in the bank" just is not if it aint !
this "formal financial statement" makes a lot of assumptions about future donations , uspostal system, banks, the internet, phishing,and hacking- that i frankly do not understand how they fit in those concepts--
so i grin and sign it and hope no one sends me to jail for screwing up my simple system of in or out. it is a sizable accounting firm so i think my legal recourse would have to be "why should i, as a dog trainer, be expected to check up on a big accounting firm?" i guess you call thaT IINSURANCE.
IT IS THE COLLISION OF PHILOSOPHIES OF A GOOD HEAD AND BIG EDUCATION. OR... IN OTHER WORDS MIKE ROWE AND A HARVARDE BUSINESS SCHOOL GRAD.
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WHICH REMINDS ME..... JUDY ARRAinged for sizzle and bentley--- with laura and me--- to go to north shore community college for a stress relef bit for students and faculty.-- those are not my favorite gigs---it often sets me into a givers and takers frame of mind-- these poor folk in the day care centers are far more needy---
however---- avoiding that....-- it did give me a chance to talk with the pres of the college- abotu the fact that if a kid comes along interested in animals the only option is vet tech or vet--- why do they not finally recognise tehre is a whole field of dog training for animal assisted therapy -- bomb sniffing -- service gdogs-- and llately cancer sniffing-- you don't know how many ways because dog trainign has alswys meant "sit" -- the possibilities might be endless with more studies. at one p[oint-- before sdp--- someone was offering $90,000 for a trained bomb sniffer.
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MY OTHER PROBLEM WAS SITTING IN FRONT OF A DONATION DISH WITH A FEW ONE DOLLAR BILLS IN IT, IS NOT MY FAVORTIE THING TO DO---- WHILE EVERYONE IS OOOGGGGLING AND ENJOYING MY WELL TRAINED DOGS--- COME ON... I DID NOT TRAIN THESE DOGS FOR YOUR ENJPYMENT.... SOME OF YOU COULD HAVE OFFERED TO BUY A $10 CHICKEN BRICK...- ACTUALL THERE WAQS ONE... WHO SAID SHE WAS A SINGEL MOTHER BUT WOULD LIKE TO COME HELP BY FOLDING LAUNDRY ... SHE WAS OK.....
I WAS WELL BEHAVED... I DID NOT SCREAM...
