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Wed, Dec 6, 2017 9:16 am
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calendar reports EXTREMELY POPULAR..( AGAIN)
COMMENTS TO REMEMBER FOR NEXT YEAR
MOST COMMENT CONCEPTS
"EACH PICTURE GIVES ME A 30 DAY SMILE .."
"THAT GUY WITH THE CAMERA KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING" (THAT WOULD BE WILLIAM HUBER)
"HUMOR IN ART"
A FEW " NO WONDER IT TOOK YOU A YEAR TO GET IT TO THE PRINTER..."
WELL WE CAN REST UP TIL JAN 2ND AND START AGAIN-- LIKE WE DID LAST YEAR (AND STILL HAD TROUBLE FINISHING BEFORE THANKSGIVING DAY.)
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MR AND MRS CUMMINGS HAVE SOME WONDERFUL IDEAS... LIKE CONTRIBUTING MONEY TO CHARITIES.... AND ALSO EACH CUMMINGS EMPLOYEE CAN NOMINATE A CHARITY THAT THEY WILL DONATE $1000 TO- AND WE HAVE HAD AT LEAST 2 OF THOSE THAT I KNOW OF...
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KARI JUST DELIVERED A STRANGE EGG SAUSAGE CHEESE BIT WHICH IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE FRIED EGGS SHE HAS BEEN DELIVERING FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS...
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REMEMBER, AROUND HERE YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO MENTION ONE AILMENT A DAY....--- WELL ALONG ABOUT THANKSGIVING I FOUND OUT THAT NOT BEING ABLE TO STAND FOR 23 SECONDS MEANS I COULD NO LONGER MAKE GRAVY-- NOR COULD I MAKE THE SWEETROLLS I USED TO MAKE ON T'DAY.. NOT THAT GRAVY MAKING WAS EVER A SPECIALITY OF THE HOUES... SPECIALLY SINCE I THREW OUT THE HOUSE "STOVE..
IT DOES MAKE ME START TO UNDERSTAND THE FRUSTRATIONS OF PEOPLE WHO STRUGGLE TO BE ABLE INSTEAD OF DISABLED... THE WOMAN WHO BURST INTO TEARS BECAUSE THE DOG MEANT SHE COULD GET UP THE ONE STEP OF CURB INTO THE SUPERMARKET... SO NEXT TIME YOU STEP UP A CURB, THINK OF ALL THOSE WHO CAN'T ( AND THEN GO BUY A CHICKEN BRICK SO WE CAN HELP MORE WITH THE MONUMENTAL CHORE OF CURB CLIMBING.)
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LET ME MAKE THIS QUITE CLEAR.... I HAVE NO DESIRE TO GO BACK TO GRAVY STIRRING- AND THOSE SWEET ROLLS WITH THE KARO, BUTTER AND BROWN SUGAR ARE DETRIMENTAL TO MY LOSS OF WEIGHT.
WHAT IS HAPPENING... WITH MY BLESSING... IS THAT CAMERA PEOPLE ARE SIGNING UP TO MAKE/PROVICED NORMAL SORT OF COOKED MEAL THAT IS NOT CHINESE OR PIZZA.... THERE ARE SEVERAL VOLUNTEERS WHO ARRIVE WITH A BAG FULL OF THE MAKING OF A MEAL... THIS IS A GOOD THING... MADE SPECTACULAR BY THE ACTUA L CHEF WHO SPENT THE DAY VOLUNTEERING AROUND, WHILE HE SUPERVISED THE COOKING OF A PORK BUTT ROAST THAT WAS THE BEST WE EVER HAD !!- THIS CONCEPT IS A GOOD THING.... IT IS A KNOW FACT THAT ITALIAN WOMEN LOVE TO FEED PEOPLE TOO MUCH... WE HAVE A FEW... COULD USE ABOUT 3 MORE ITALIAN WOMEN....-- JUST THINK... WHEN I MEET PEOPLE AT COSTCO.. WHO SAY "I WOULD LOVE TO VOLUNTEER BUT ?WHAT COULD I DO?" LET ME TELL YOU ...---- COOK---.... ON AN AVERAGE NIGHT WE MUST FEED 6 TO 8 PEOPLE... AND SINCE I AM NOW UNABLE TO MAKE GRAVY,, IF I CAN NOT ADD MUSHROOM SOUP FOR THE GOOP THAT HOLDS IT ALL TOGETEHER, I AM OUT OF IT... DARN SHAME....
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ANNE IS COMING TODAY TO DIDDLE WITH SOME GRANT APPLICATIONS-- SOMEHOW WE (THAT IS AN CORPORATE WE) HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE SLIGHTLY OVER A 1/2 MILLION A YEAR-- WE CAN NOT "TAKE A PERSONAL DAY OFF" FROM THAT CHORE.... WE NEED THAT TO EVEN MEET THE PAYROLL OF STAFF WHO ARE CERTAINLY NOT OVERPAID... THOS E CHICKEN BRICKS ARE A HUGE PART OF THAT... AND THE CAMERAS ARE A HUGE PART OF THE CHICKEN BRICK FUND RAISING... WHEN WE STARTED-- I DEVISED PAPER "TICKETS" AND ON GOOD MONTH WE SOLD $1400. THEN JANINE CAME UP WITH THE ONLINE GUY AND MEMSAIC PROGRAM-- I THOUGHT SHE WAS NUTS... BUT HERE WE AE...
--- I ALSO TOLD MY COLLEGE ROOMATE SHE WAS NUTS TO TELL ME WE WOULD NOT BE USING DOLLAR BILLS BUT SQUARES OF PLAASTIC INSTEAD.. PROVING ONCE AGAIN MY THOUGHT PROCESS IS VERY SLOW..
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PAM HAS SLOWED THE PATTER OF LITTLE MOUSE FEET IN THE OVERFLOW ROOM... MY RITZ CRACKER BAIT REMAINED UNTOUCHED LAST NIGHT... AND WHEN LOOKING FOR ONE OF THOSE YASSO YOGURT POPS, I DID NOTICE A PAUCITY OF AFTERDINNER POPCYCLES... AND PLETHORA OF LITTLE PLASTIC BAGS OF THE OWL'S FAST FOOD DINNERS READY TO BE DELIVERED BY OUR FROZEN RODENT DELIVERY COMPANY....
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WATSON ( STUD PUP FROM DENMARK) HAS A DR APT THIS MORNING.. APPARENTLY HE HAS A SWOLLEN LUMP ON HIS JAW LYN WANTS TO HAVE LLOOKED AT..-- IF I GOT A CHANCE TO PICK A DIAGNOSIS OUT OF THE WIND.... I WHOLD HOPE IT IS SOMETHING TO DO WITH ADULT TEETH COMING IN... HE IS ? NOT QUITE A YEAR???
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OTHER THAN THAT.......