Monday, December 11, 2017

DEC 11 2017
MONDAY ....GEORGE-- I AM SUPPOSED TO MEET WITH GEORGE ( DVM... NOT THE DOG GEORGE)  THIS MORNING  TO DISCUSS WATSON...THEN  TRY AND GET IN TOUCH  WITH  THE DNA COMPANY IN BOSTON...-- WE DO HAVE A VERY UNIQUE  BLOODLINES OF DANES TO STUDY... THO MAYBE THEY ALREADY HAVE US AS PART OF THE TUFTS OR  MIT STUDIES...-- WORTH A SHOT..  ALSO WORTH  $59 OR WHATEVER IF THEY CAN DO WATSON BEFORE WE NEED TO TRY HIM AT BREEDING REESE... WHICH WOULD INVOLVE RUNNING INTO BOSTON WITH SOME DOG SPIT.
SOMEOW EXOTIC CONCEPTS ALWAYS BREAK DOWN TO THE TOTALLY MUNDANE.---- DRIVING SPIT TO BOSTON DOES NOT SOUND LIKE THE  SOPHISTICATED ORGANIZATION WE REALLY ARE...--

WHICH REMINDS ME.......
YOU HAVE ALL HEARD ME TALK ABOUT THE SHORTER HEAVIER  TYPE GREAT DANES-- AND TEH BMW KENNEL OF LONG ISLAND FROM  WHENCE COMETH MY FIRST FEMALE  "TIFFANY"--  WELLLLLLLL.......ONE REASON THE BMW KENNEL HAD SUCH HEAVY DUTY DANES IS , LAURA ( OWNER) HAD A FRIEND WHO WAS A PILOT THAT FLEW BACK AND FORTH TO EUROPE..  -- AND THE REASON SHE HAD SO MCH EUROPEAN BLOOD IN HER LINE  WAS THAT  HER FRIEND... TH E PILOT...  WOULD  CARRY  A SYRINGE OF SPERM IN HIS SHIRT POCKET TO KEEP IT "WARMED"  AND FRESH.... SHE--BMW---  ALSO ADDED TO THE BLOODLINES OF EUROPE BECAUSE SHE COULD SEND SPERM THE OTHER WAY TOO...
LAURA PERSONALLY TOLD ME THAT... AND I TOTALLY BELIEVE THAT  STORY..
THERE IS ALSO A RUMOR THAT  THERE WERE MANY "ANITICS" IN TH LADIES ROOM OF KENNEDY AIRPORT WITH TURKEY BASTERS-- THAT PART I DO NOT BELIEVE-- MOSTLY BECAUSE THAT IS NOT  HOW IT IS DONE...
 MOVING ON.....
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OTHER "TODAY JOB".... WORK ON THE VIDEO ERIC IS DOING...  THE WHOLE IDEA OF MAKING A  SDP VIDEO IS A TERRIBLY COMPICATED ONE... CURRENTLY THE  THING IS ALMOST AN HOUR LONG-- ERIC IS DONG A TERRIFFIC JOB  ESPECIALLY SINCE HE JUST HEARD TEH TERM "SERVICE DOG" ABOUT 6 MONTHS AGO... FROM BETSY (  BETSY OF SCARLOT AND MISHA FAME)- SO I HAVE MADE 5 INDEX CARDS FULL OF NOTES-- MOST OF WHICH I CAN NOT READ.... I SCRIBBLE AN ABBREVIATED NOTE, THEN FORGET THE ABBREVIATION....
SO I HAVE MY DAY CUT OUT FOR ME.
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 THANKS TO TANNER ---- AND EXPLORE----- WE ARE DE-SNOWED..   THANKING EXPLORE BECAUSE THEIR GRANT PAID FOR THE REPLACEMENT OF OUR OLD TRACTOR WITH  THE NEW HEATED/AC  ONE... WHICH MAKES SNOW PLOWING BARE-ABLE.
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THE CALIFORNIA FIRES--  CHARLIE ( OF EXPLORE.ORG) STARTED A GO FUND ME   https://www.gofundme.com/dogblessyou  AND WILL MATCH ANY CONTRIBUTION..-- SO HAVE AT IT...

THOSE CALIF FIRES....  WHAT WOULD I DO ...IF I HAD TO LIVE THERE???   A HUGE PROBLEM IS- OF COURSE THE DROUGHT-- WITH ALL THE DRY BURNABLE STUFF RIGHT NEXT TO  BUILDINGS.. ALONG WITH  BURNABLE ROOFS... 

 I THINK I WOULD SPEND MY TIME TRYING TO DESALINATE THE OCEAN--  OR MAYBE  INVITE SCIENTISTS  FROM  DUBAI --IF DUBAI CAN OFFER SUPERB MEDICAL CARE FOR PEOPLE INJURED WHILE   SKING ON SNOW IN THE SUMMER  INSIDE BUILDINGS BUILT ON ARTIFICIAL ISLANDS - ----WE HAVE ALOT TO LEARN SOMEHOW...----   WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THIER  WATER FROM???   BECAUSE..... ARE  WE  NOT..ON A DEAD END COURSE..?.  I HAD HOPED TO FIND SOME REAL STATISTICS ABOUT WATER IN LAS VEGAS.  AND THE REPORTS ARE SOOOOO LONG THAT  NORMAL PEOPLE CAN NOT READ THEM ----ONE THING I DID UNDERSTAND IS   THE WATER FROM  THE COLORADO RIVER ( FOR FOREIGNERS  IT'S A REALLLLLLY BIG RIVER)  IS 90% CONSUMED---AND THE LEVEL OF THE LAKE IS DOWN 130 FEET-- THERE AREN'T TOO MANY LAKES IN THE COUNTRY THT COULD BE DOWN 130 FEET WITHOUT BEING TOTALLY DRY.

WHY DID I SEE  AN AD IN VEGAS  FOR   Water Smart Car Wash ???    ANYONE DRIVING A WASHED CAR SHOULD BE ARRESTED.
 I DUNNO...
LONG AGO  40 YEARS OR SO IN LYNNFIELD MASS...... PEPSI COLA BOUGHT  PROPERTY WITH A SMALL FRESH WATER SPRING ON IT...AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE NUTS-- AND ? WHO IS POLAND SPRINGS??? WHY WOULD ANYONE  PAY TEH GAS BILL TO SHIP WATER FROM MAINE TO BOSTON?  I WILL NOW TELL YOU WHY... BECAUSE WE CAN NOT DRINK GASOLINE...  
SEE HOW SMART I HAVE BECOME???-- IT MAKES ME WORRY ABOUT HAVING ANY BIG OIL PIPE CROSS  A BIG RIVER THAT FEEDS INTO THE MISSISSIPPI-  BECAUSE ONE LEAK THERE AND ALL OUR  BREAKFAST CEREAL WILL BE HIGH TEST FLAVORED.

THE BUMPER STICKER   NO FARMS .. NO FOOD  IS TRUE --  BUT ALSO   NO WATER.. NO FARMS...
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CHEERFUL THOUGHT  FOR THE DAY...