LICE--YOU KNOW HOW I HAVE FAITH IN GOLDIE AND HOW SHE ORGANIZES OUR THINKING AT TIMES.... WELLLLLL....
CHRISTMAS ALSO MEANS 12 DAYS STRAIGHT OF MYTHBUSTERS-- AND I JUST FOUND OUT 12 DAYS OF DR POL.... SO I SWITCHED TO HIM LAST NIGHT-- AND TEH SECOND FARM CALL HE MADE WAS A VERY WEAK BEEF COW THAT NO ONE COLD FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS TH E MATTER-- HE DECIDED - WHEN HE PULLED OFF CHUNKS OF HAIR--- THAT THE COW WAS LOADED WITH LICE AND BASICALLY BEING BLED BY THE MILLIONS OF THEM... HE MADE SOME REFERENCE TO :THE COW WAS BEING EATEN BY THE "INVISIBLE WOLF"-- YOU KNOW ... I HAVE HEARD OF THAT... SO I DID A QUICK CHECK-- WHY WAS GOLDIE TELLING ME THAT??? THE NEW DONK LOOKS A LITTLE SKRUFFY-- SO FOR GOOD LUCK, I WILL GET A CAN OF POWDER TODAY - AND GIVE EVERYONE A PUFFOR TWO --- THEN LEAVE THE REST IN THE CHICKEN COOOP... BECAUSE THAT IS OFTEN THE SOURCE OF THE IDDIE BIDDIE THINGS.
DO NOT BE HORRIFIED.. LICE ARE A FACT OF LIFE AND NEED TO BE DEALT WITH ACCORDINGLY... WHEN MY KIDS WERE IN KINDERGARDEN, I WAS SURE MINE WERE THE ONLY ONES LICE AND WORM FREE-- BECAUSE I WORMED THEM AND USED FUNNY SHAMPOO ON THEM ONCE IN A WHILE... CHILDREN ARE VERYT MESSY THINGS TO HAVE AROUND THE HOUSE- ESPECIALLY WHEN MIXED WITH OTHER ANIMALS CRAWLING AROUND THE SAME FLOOR.
I REMEMBER---I HAD A FRIEND WHO SENT HER 2 YOUNG BOYS 8 - 10 YEARS OLD- OFF TO THE SCHOOL BUS WITH A CUP OF HORSE FEED-- SHE USED TO WORK IN JAQUITH GRAIN MILL-- AND SHE SAID 'IF YOU THINK THAT IS ANY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU GET OUT OF A CEREAL BOX, YOU ARE VERY WRONG."
THAT STORY GOES ON AND ON..... HER HUSBAND - EVEN MORE "UNUSUAL" WANTED TO NAME HER SON "FORD" BECAUSE HE WAS BORN IN THEIR FORD TRUCK- THIS HAPPENED BECASUE HE WANTED TO FINISH HAYING THE FIELD BEFORE TAKING HER TO THE HOSPITAL-- THEN SINCE SHE ALREADY HAD TEH BABY, HE WANTED TO TURN AROUND AND GO BACK TO HAYING... SHE TOLD ME THAT --- AND I DO NOT - FOR ONE MINUTE- DOUBT HER. HER SONS NOW CAN BE FOUND 80 FEET IN THE AIR CLIMBING AND TRIMMING TREES IN THE AREA NORTH OF BOSTON. BIG STRONG GUYS... SEEMS SHE MIGHTHAVE BEEN RIGHT ON THE CEREAL PART.
SNEEZING WILL NOW BE A GREAT PART OF MY DAY-- THANK HEAVENS FOR THE "KLEENEX ON TEH GO"..- A PACKET OF TISSUES WHICH HANGS AROUND MY NECK.
HOW SICK AM I??? I FORGOT TO EAT LUNCH OR SUPPER YESTERDAY-- FOR ME-- THAT IS A MASSIVE ERROR...- I HAVE NO TEMP... BUT MY EYES ARE AT HALF MAST.... AND FLOODED.
BACK TO DR POL-- I AM ASSUMING THERE IS NO OTHERE NEWS SINCE THE OTHER "POLITITIANS AVE GONE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAY - LEAVING THE WORLD TO SPINN WITHUT THEIR HELP.
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BELLA NEWS-- SHE IS NOW ATTACED TO 20 POUNDS OF WEIGHT TUGGING AT HER HALO -- LET US PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE SHE WEIGHS ABOUT 40 POUNDS... SO SHE HAS 1/2 HER WEIGHT TUGGING AT HER HEAD??? AND GEORGE IS THERE WITH HER... AND DOING ZOOMIES ON AN ATTACHED PORCH...
CACOPHONY= BENTLEY, SIZZLE, CHAOS SINGING AS I TYPE THE DD... ( PUPS ARE JUST LEARNING...)
