SEPT 7 2016

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO BE  AMAZED AT HOW EFFICIENT GOOGLE IS...   WHEN IN SCOTLAND I HEARD A POEM/SONG  ABOUT  A GUY TRYING TO TELL A STORY AT A CHURCH PARTY..  I FOUND IT  ----WHEN ALL I COULD REMEMBER WAS  I THOUGHT ABOUT A LIMERICK , I THOUGHT ABOUT A RIDDLE THEN I STARTED IN A STORY- THEN I STOPPED IT IN THE MIDDLE FOR THE STORY THAT I STARTED WAS NOT, YOU  SEE THE KIND THAT YOU CAN TELL AT A KIRK SOIREE.. IT GOES ON FOR  PPAGES  ABOUT HOW HIS BUSINESS GROWS BECAUSE ALL TEH MEN WOULD STOP "FOR THE FINISH OF MY STORY AT MY SIDE STREET SHOP" AND MANY YEARS PASSED AND HIS MOUTH GETS TWISTED TELLING STORIES "IN BEHIND MY HAND" WHEN FORTUNE  GIVES HIM  AN AWFUL SHOCK  WHEN THE MINISTERS YOUNGEST DAUGHTER AT HER FATHERS JUBILEE, TELLS THE STORY THAT I STARTED AT THE KIRK SOIREE. THE BRITISH HAVE SUCH FUN WITH WORDS... THAT  MATH PHYSICS GROUP I BELONGED TO SPENT HOURS-- NO DRINKING.. NO DRUGS.. NO TV ... JUST  GATHERING WHERE THEY ENTERTAINED EACH OTHER WITH NONSENSICAL CONVERSATION.... IN SERIOUS OVERTONES... IT IS WHERE I HEARD AND LEARNED  ABOUT ALBERT AND THE LION.. ( PARTS 1 AND 2)- THERE WERE RECORDINGS--NOT OF JUST "MUSIC-- OR MORE PROBABLY "NOISE" LIKE IN THE USA....-  BUT THESE RECORDINGS WERE OF SOMETIMES LONG INVOLVED STORIES...   YOU LISTENED CAREFULLY...  STANLEY HALLOWAY HAD SOME WELL PUBLISHED--  ANOTEHR FAVORITE OF MINE  WAS OF NOAH "NOT LIKEING THE LOOKS OF THE WEATHER,HE WAS THINKING OF  BUILDING AN  ARC------ WANTING SOME NICE BIRDSEYE MAPLE TO PANEL THE SIDE OF HIS BUNK- BUT THE CARPENTER WANTS THREE  HA'PENNY  PER FOOT-- A HA'PENNY TOO MUCH AND THEY END  UP FLOATING AROUND  " FOR FORTIETH DAY OF THE WET"  ARGUING THE PRICE WITH THE CARPENTER SAYING"SKY'E TOOK A TURN FOR THE BETTER, I THINK IT WILL BRIGHTEN UP YET"  IT IS THE SAME LOGIC THAT MADE TEH HARRY POTTER  BOOKS...SO SUCCESSFUL-- JUST WILD IMAGINATION... AND YES... I WAS  AN HONORARY MEMBER OF TEH VERY PRESTIGIOUS MATH PHYSIC SOCIETY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF EDINBURGH--- IF THE TRUTH BE KNOWN... I WAS A RELIC.   AS WITH SO MANY SOCIETYS/ RELIGIONS/CLUBS... ANY MEETING IS PREECEEDED BY THE DISPLAPY OF   A BUNCH OF OBJECTS--RELICS---- THE PHYS SOC WAS NO DIFFERENT -- THEY  HAD A BUNCH OF STUFF THAT HAD TO BE DISPLAYED BEFORE ANY OFFICIAL MEETING-I HAVE FORGOTTEN THE 6 OR SO ITEMS... EXCEPT ONE-- A COPPER HIP BATH--- THE KIND YOU SEE IN A COWBOY WESTERN SITTING IN THE TUB WITH FEET DRAPED OVER...  THEY MADE NO SENSE--  HAPPILY I BECAME ONE OF THOSE. ************* TODAY ****** YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE THE CONSTRUCTION GUYS HERE BACKFILLING THE FOUNDATION    HOLE--- AFTER CAREFULLY INSULATING THE FOUNDATION????????  GIVE ME A BREAK !!  THE SURVEY GUY EXPLAINED TO ME -- THE PROBLEM THEY HAD WITH OUR BUILDING WAS THAT  THERE WAS SOME CONVERSATION ABOUT WAS IT COMMERCIAL OR RESIDENTIAL?   SO THEY WERENT SURE WHICH SET OF RULES I WAS SUPPOSED TO ABIDE BY.. OH... DO I HAVE PLANS... I THINK I WILL APPLY FOR AN OUT HOUSE.. I WONDER WHT THEY WILL DO ABOUT THAT... ( THERE IS A GOOD BOOK ABOUT THAT  "THE  SPECIALIST" BY CHIC SALE???) *********** TEHRE IS A PERSON IN THE GUEST HOUSE-- FROM LONG ISLAND... AND ALL I KNOW SO FAR IS SHE IS A GOOD BROWNEIE COOK-- THERE IS A SINNFUL PLATTER ON THE COFFEE SHELF.I HOPE OT CHATCH UP WITH HER LATER THIS AFTERNOON... ********** ****** THE EYE DOCTOR WAS 3 HOURS BEHIND SCHEDULE YESTERDAY SO I RE-APPOINTED FOR THIS MORNING ******** SOMETING IS HAPPEING ABOTU 1:00 I FORGET.... COULD BE THE PLUMBER TO SET THE FLOOR DRAINS IN THE NEW BUILDING....AN D DEAL WITH AN INSTANT HOT WATER HEATER FOR THE FEED ROOM...  JUST A SMALL ONE... ********* TEH TRAIL IS MARKED WITH DUCT TAPE TIL THEY RAN OUT... NOT WIDTH AND LEFT... BUT SHE SAID YOU CAN STAND AT ONE TAPE MARKED TREE AND SEE THE NEXT TAPE MARKED TREE...  SO HAVE AT IT !!      RYAN CAN GET AT IT TODAY WITH BOBBY... AND PUT UP BIGGER RED FLAGS.....ANOTEHR  BIT--- WHEN CLEARING THE TRAIL ----- CUTTING OFF SMALL TREES AT GROUND LEVEL STILL LEAVES A  "TRIPOVER" BUMP... SO WHAT I AM SUGGESTING IS TO CUT THINGS OFF 18 " TALL AND  WE CAN THEN GET IN WITH  THE TRACTOR AND PULL THEM UP WHICH WOULD MAKE FOR BETTER "FOOTING" IN THE LONG RUN... OR WALK.. :) *********** RUSHING....