RAN OUT HT E DOOR THIS MORNING TO WELCOME THE RAIN WITH THE PUPPY RIGHT BEHIND ME. SHE STOPPED AND SAID " I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE ---SOMEBODY'S PUTTING ALOT OF THIS WET STUFF ALL OVER THE GROUND--AND EVERYBODY GETS ALL EXCITED WHEN I PUT ONE LITTLE PUDDLE IN THE HOUSE.."
SHE SAID THAT..
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GOLDIE-- OUR "GHOST OF THE LEFTHAND DRAWER"----WAS AT IT AGAIN... AND THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF HER MESSING WITH MY MIND.... GREAT STRANGENESS.
....1. WE WERE SHORT HANDED YESTERDAY WITHOUT RYAN, STEVE,BOBBY AND MEGANS SISTER HAD A BABY WHICH COMPLICATED HER WORK DAY....
...2 LORI SCHARY SENT ME 2 MESSAGES ABOTU FINDING INDIAN FOOD( MUTTER PPANNEER TYPE) IN "BIG LOT" STORES PER THE INTERNET...
...3. WE HAD PLENTY OF CP'S STILL HERE FROM DOGFEST- AND JUDY DIDN'T HAVE A SPECIFIC CHORE.
...4. I WANTED TO GET OUT OF HERE --- SO DID BENTLEY...AND DECIDED LOOKING FOR INDIAN FOOD WAS AS GOOD A GOAL AS ANY SO ASKED JUDY TO DRIVE...
THIS IS GOING SOMEWHERE SO HANG ON.
...5. I KNEW WERE A BIG LOT STORE WAS- WE PARKED THERE AND I GRABBED A BIG LOT SHOPPING CART..I LET BENTLEY FOLLOW ALONG AND WENT INTO THE STORE.
...6. IF THEY HAD ANY CURRY IT WAS WELL HIDDEN AMID PILES OF PLASTIC JUNK-- ALL FOR $1
...7. JUDY WENT TO FIND THE MANAGER TO ASK-- AND BEFORE SHE FOUND ME AGAIN , I HAD RUN INTO THE SAME MGR AND ASKED ABOUT INDIAN FOOD...
...8. HE ASKE WHAT ON EARTH MADE 2 DIFFERENGT PEOPLE ASK HIM ABOJUT INDIAN FOOD.. WHICH HE NEVER HAD IN THAT DOLLAR STORE.
...9. WHEN I SAID THE INTERNET TOLD US THAT BIG LOTS IN DANVERS HAD KHOURRI PRODUCTS ---HE LAUGHED AND SAID -- "THAT IS BIG LOTS NEXT DOOR".
HANG ON...
...10. I WENT TO CHECK OUT MY COMBS AND MIRROR FOR $2 AND THE WOMAN IN THE NEXT LINE SAID TO HER COMPANION " LOOK AT THAT GREAT DANE, I LOVE DANES ---I WISH NEADS HAD USED THOSE"
I HEARD NEADS... AND I WAS OFF AND RUNNING....-- TURNS OUT SHE SAID SHE IS AN UNEMPLOYED DOG TRAINER FROM NEADS--- LIVES IN SAUGUS ( DEVLIN= SAUGUS)
WHY I SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE WRONG STORE AT THE CHECK OUT WITH HER WHILE I WAS BEING STREESSED ABOUT DOGS NOT HAVING ENOUGH TIME OUT BECAUSE OF TOO MANY TRAINERS /HELP GONE ALL AT ONCE.... HAS TO BE GOLDIE....
I GAVE HER MY NUMBER -- AND SHE HAS CALLED-- I WILL TRY AND GET HER TO COME HERE SOON...SHE CERTAINLY LOOKED PERFECT...
REMEMBERING THAT NEADS WAS STARTED AND ORGANIZED BY SHEILA O'BRIEN - WHO INSPECTED US FOR OUR ACCREDITATION WITH HER LONG RED FINGERNAILS AND MASSIVE KNOWEDGE ABOUT BUSINESS, NOT DOGS....
I QUICKLY TOLD HER---- SHEILA MAY HAVE DEMANDED WE HAVE JOB DESCRIPTIONS AROUND HERE FOR ACCREDITATION, . "BUT IF THE TRUCK GETS STUCK IN THE MUD,, YOU GET IN THERE AND PUSH"
WITH GOLDIE MAKING THE DECISION TO LAND US IN THE SAME .... WRONG STORE... AT THE SAME TIME.. HOW COULD I EVEN THINK OF QUESTIONING HER QUALIFIACTIONS..?
ACTUALLY I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHY SHE LANDED THERE ...
SO THAT IS THE BIGGEST EXCITEMENT--
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THAT AND STUDYING THE ACTUAL PAYROLL NUMBERS -- WE HAVE A VERY HEALTHY PAYROLL AND ARE STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP.. I GET WORRIED ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE ARE NOT QUITE ½ SOLD OUT OF CHICKEN BRICK DONATIONS -- AND SHATTING SUNDAY IS 5 DAYS AWAY !!
EVERY BODY GOT DISTRACTED BY DOGFEST-...
PLEASE ... DON;T FORGET.... I AM NOT ALLOWED THE LUXURY OF TAKING A DAY OFF FROM PAYING THE PAYROLL.
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LAST NIGHT WITH SO MANY CP DOG FSTERS LEFT ... WE WENT THRU WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE/LEAST FAVORTITE EPISODE..
HIGH ON THE LIST WAS
** GARY'S NATIVE AMERICAN ( WHICH BELIEVE ME I HAVE HEARD THE FACT THAT IT IS NOT "INDIAN" BUT NATIVE AMERICAN---)
**JANINE'S DONKEY MARCH...
**OF COUSE ... THE FOOD....
THEY DIDN'T COME UP WITH LEAST FAVORITE...
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TODAY AT 1:00 I WILL START THE SNAIL MAIL CALL-- WHICH FOR A START WILL HAVE NOT MAIL TO READ-- BUT DAWN... I AM COUNTING ON YOUR KIDS TO GET ME GOING...
AND AM LINING UP NUTTY PROFESSOR THINGS TO DO. IT JUST OCCURED TO ME TO FRY 2 EGGS AND EAT THEM TO PROVE BROWN OR WHITE EGGS TASTE THE SAME. THAT COULD BE FUN...
DO NOT EXPECT MY PROFESSORIAL LECTURES TO BE TERRIBLY SCIENTIFIC... BUT RTHER-- MAYBE STOP AND THINK TYPE THINGS....
I SHOULD BE ABLE TO EAT 2 FRIED EGGS WITHOUT TOO MUCH TROUBLE...
LEVERS AND SIPHONS ARE 2 OF MY FAVORITES TO EXPLOIT...
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HEALTH REPORTS
MYA REPORT--- TOO MUCH WATER DRINKING AN DPEEING... SHE DOES HAVE A KIDNEY INFECTION... GEORTGE HAS PUT HER ON A SPECIFIC ANTIBIOTIC AND WE NEED A SAMPLE IN A WEEK...
WALTER IS ON 3 LEGS FOR UNKNOWN REASON.... WOKE UP THAT WAY...
MY PUP'S POOPS ARE PERFECT-- SHE GAVE US A SAMPLE IN HERE BECAUSE IT IS RAINING .
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RUNNING ---DR APT... 9:30 AND 11 AM SO I WILL BE GONE ALL MORNING...