WE JUST CAN NOT BE BRILLIANT ALL THE TIME.. YESTERDAYS MAILCALL WAS DRAB-- IT WAS THURSDAY--- DRAB THURSDAY- I SUPPOSE WE CAN SAY WE PLANNED DRAB THURSDAY SO THE TUESDAY MAIL WOULD BE BRILLIANT BY COMPARISON.
DRAB IS SUCH AN UNATTRACTIVE WORD.
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NOW... I WANT EVERYONE TO STOP GETTING ALL HYPED ABOUT THE VERY SLIGHT POSIBILITY THAT OPAL MIGHT BE PREGNANT.. I THINK TH E POSIBILITY OF CHAOS PREGNANCY IS HIGH-- BUT OPAL??? THERE WAS A PROBLEM WITH THE DELIVERY SYSTEM- BETWEEEN THE GEOMETRY, THE ENTHUSIASM, AND INEXPERIENCE- MEGAN WAS FORCED TO GIVE WALTER A HAND... SO TO SPEAK...-- AND LACKING WHAT COULD BE CONSIDERED ESSENTIAL EQUIP[MENT RESORTED TO USING WHAT WAS WITHIN REACH... I.E YESTERDAY'S COFFEE CUP-- WHICH FORTUNATELY WAS DRIED UP- SHE CORRECTLY KEPT IT WARM IN HER SHIRT AND YELLED FOR MARIA AND I TO COME ASSIST HER WITH ASSISTING WALTER. GREAT THOUGHT WAS GIVEN TO PLACING THE CONTENTS OF MEGAN'S COFFEE CUP WHERE IT WOULD DO THE MOST GOOD... AND AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE.. HOWEVER IT MIGHT BE SAID THE ATTEMPT FELL SHORT OF THE NORMAL DELIVERY SYSTEM AND CAUSED BENTLEY TO AVOID ALL 3 OF US FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
IF SHE IS PREGNANT WE MAY HAVE DISCOVERED THAT LITTLE CAFFENE MAKES THOSE LITTLE BUGGERS SWIM FASTER.
MOST SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES ARE ACCIDENTAL-- WHO KNOWS.
I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHO AND HOW DID THEY DISCOVER THAT MASSENGILL DOUCHE WOULD REMOVE THE SMELL WHEN THE DOG GETS SPRAYED BY A SKUNK.-- THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SOME KIND OF ACCIDENT !!!
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BECAUSE EVERYONE ( THE CP'S) HAVE BEEN GENEROUS WITH THEIR $1 DONATIONS TO THE FUN FUND, I WILL GO WITH CHAOS-- AND OPAL. TO GET GEORGE TO DO AN ULTRASOUND... IN ANOTHER FEW DAYS IT HAS TO VE CLOSE TO 30 DAYS TO GET ANY KIND OF ACCURACY WITH EITHER HIS FINGERS OR THE ULTRASOUND.
PERSONALLY I WOUL D N OT BE THRILLED IF OPAL IS PREGNANT-- WE DID NOT EXPECT SCARLOTT TO BE SO GENEROUS AND PRODUCE TWICE THE NUMBER OF PUPS WE EXPECTED.
BUT I HAVE LEARNED NOT TO QUESTION FATE.. AT LEAST ON OCCASION
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N THE MEANTME--- BOTTLE FEEDING HAS BEGUN WITH SCARLOTT'S CREW... TWICE A DAY-- QUICK SHOT MORNING AND EVENING.-- LIKE AFTER I FINISH THIS DD.
I HAD FORGOTTEN HOW DIFFICULT IT WAS TO BOTTLE FEED A PUP WHO IS DETERMINED THAT ONLY MOMMY'S NIPPLE WILL DO. I SHOWED SHELIA HOW IT IS DONE... AND THERE REALLY IS A TRICK TO USING YOUR THUMB MUSCLE TO IMPROVE THE SUCTION AND STO[P THE SLURP FACTOR... WHEN I FEED I WILL LOWER THE PUPS INTO CAMERA RANGE SO YOU CAN SEE..... IF YOU DON'T DO THAT THE PUP CAN GET FRUSTRAQTED SUCKING AIR.
AND THANK HEAVENS FOR THE CHEAT SHEET.... I CAN NOT TELL THEM APART YET.
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SHELIA HAS MADE APPTS TO VISIT WITH THE VETERENS REPS IN VARIOUS TOWNS... EVERY TOWN OVER 11,000??? HAS TO HAVE A VETERANS OFFICE
MEANWHILE THE REPORTER WHO INTERGVIEWED ME THE THER DAY CAME UP WITH A GOOD POSSIBILITY IN ?? ANDOVER???
IT HAS GOT TO BE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE-- THIS HIPPA RULE SCREWS UP PROGRESS...
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BOTTLE TIME-- I CAN HEAR THEM-- AND SCRLOTT HAS MOVED HER NAP PLACE TO THE LIVING ROOM-- OR WHAT USED TO BE THE LIVING ROOM...
