NOW I NEED A FAVOR OF OUR ARMY.... THE FIRST SHIPMENTS OF JANINE'S BOOK ARE GOING OUT-- AND THE REVIEWS ARE GREAT-- IT IS A FUNNY 100% TRUE BOOK. FROM THE 500 POUND PIG CHASING MY HUSBAND INTO THE HOUSE WHEN HE CAME HOME FROM WORK--- TO CLIPPING WOOL OF THE TESTICLES OF A SHEEP IN A MENS ROOM. IN BOSTON--
NOW APPARENTLY TO GET MORE PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT IT,, WE NEED EVERYONE TO GO TO AMAZON.COM -- THE BOOK SECTION AND SEARCH FOR DOGS DONKEYS AND THE BOOK SHOULD COME UP- WITH A PLACE FOR YOU TO MAKE COMMENTS.. THE MORE COMMENTS AND GOLD STARS... THE MORE AMAZON WILL ADVERTISE IT FOR US.
APPARENTLY THERE ARE ALSO PLACES WHERE YOU CAN POST BOOK REVIEWS... PLEASE DO THAT.. SDP IS MAKING MONEY ON EACH BOOK SOLD... AND YOU MIGHT POINT OUT WHAT A GOOD GIFT TO GIVE.. AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
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THIS TIKI IS CERTAINLY A YOUNG FEMALE DOG ( B#TCH) --- SHE HAS SHOWN FOOD AGGRESSION IN THE GROUP... SO THIS MORNING WE HAD A VERY AMUSING DISCUSSION ABOUT MY BREAKFAST BOWL -- AND JUST WHO IT BELONGED TO- SHE IS NOT STUPID.. SHE BACKED OFF AND SAT DOWN WITH A VERY AMUSING FACE-- AND MADE ABSOLUTELY NO MOVE TO GET ANY OF MY FOOD. QUICK LEARNER... HOPEFULLY-- OR SHE IS SOMEONE'S PET. FOOD AGGRESSION IS JUST NOT TOLERATED IN A SERV DOG.
MIND YOU ... SHE SLEPT ON THE KURANDA BED-- AND OLIVER SLEPT ON THE FLOOR...--- SHE HAS AN ANGLE TO HER.
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KURANDA AND KEURIG 2 K'S---- A BINARY THAT GIVES ME TROUBLE. I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO TWIST THEM..... THE COFFEE IS KEURIG- AND DID WE EVER GET SOME COFFEE YESTERDAY IN MAIL CALL.. CP SCOTIAN WROTE TO KEURIG AND GOT THEM TO SEND 5 CASES OF COFFEE-- IT IS THE BAGGED KIND BUT WE DO HAVE THE LITTLE PLASTIC CUPS YOU FILL---- BUT ANOTHER REALLY GOOD USE FOR IT WOULD BE TO GIVE A CASE TO GEORGE'S OFFICE STAFF-- BY DOING TYHAT WE GUARENTEE OUR WAY I THE BACK DOOR AND DON'T END UP IN THE WAITING ROOM.. I KNOW HE DOES NOT HAVE A KEURIG.. BECAUSE.... WE DO HIS SHOPPING AT COSTCO.
WE GO TO COSTCO 2 OR 3 TIMES A WEEK TO TRAIN DOGS-- SO HIS OFFICE MGR EMAILS ME A LIST- AND WE GET IT FOR THEM-- THEREFORE I KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE FOR COFFEE... I THINK THEY WILL LIKD A CASE OF GREEN MOUNTAIN...
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JACKY IS HERE TO PUPPY SIT... BLESS HER- I COULD GET USED TO THAT
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COLLEEN PLAYED WITH MY BAN K STATEMENTS YESTERDAY -- I DID NOT KNOW IF I PRINTED HEM OUT THAT THE PRINTOUT WOULD INCLUDE THE IMAGE OF THE CHECKS...
SEE.... I HAVE THISW PROBLEM OF NOT ENTERING THEM AS THEY ARE WRITTEN
ADD SHORT TERM MEMORY-- AND I FORGET I EVEN OWN A CHECKBOOK. THIDS COMPLICATES MY BANK ACCOUNT.
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IT ALSO GAVE ME A CHANCE TO CATAGORISZE THE SDP EXPENSES AND GET A REALLY GOOD LOOK... IT TAKES AN AVG OF $25,000 PER MONTH TO KEEP US GOING STRAIGHT.. THAT IS 10K FROM EXPLORE AND 11L FROM THE CAMERA PEOPLE WITHTHE CHICKEN SH#T BIT... LEAVING ABOUT 5,000 TO RAISE FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD..-- SO FAR SO GOOD... PROVING ONCE AGAIN HOW CRITICAL THE $10 CHICKN BRICKS ARE.
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NOW ON THE TOPIC OF SHORT TERM MEMORY--
20 YEARS AGO I HAD A PHYSICAL A DN THE DOCTOR -- OUT OF THE CLEAR BLUE SKY, SAID "BOOK, STAIRS, TRAIN" A ND THEN 5 MINUTES LATER ASKED ME WHAT THOSE WORDS WERE.-- I DID NOT HAVE A CLUE..
WELL IT IS WORSE NOW-- YOU ALL KNOW HOW I AM FAMOUS FOR FALLING ASLEEP ON THE KEYBOARD--- OR MY STEERING WHEEL-- NOW AS I WAKE UP, I NOTICED I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I AM-- FOR INSTANCE IF I KEEP MY HEAD DOWN AND RECOGNIZE THT IT IS THE KEYBOARD, I DO NOT KNOW IMMEDIATELY WHICH DIRECTION IS THE FRONT PORCH. A FEW SECONDS LATER AND I CAN FIGURE THAT OU... BUT IT IS NOT IMMEDIATE.
ALL YOU YOUNGSTERS-- DON'T LAUGH... IT IS COMING.. I CAN'T HEAR, I SEE NUMBERS DOUBLE, AND DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM..
HOWEVER I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA WHAT IS UP....
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PEOPLE DUE HERE TODSY
LARRRY THE GUY WHO LIFTS WEIGHTS AND HAS A BALNCE ISSUE--- WITH HIS FMILY OF KIDS ND WIFE... FOR OVERNIGHTS...
AND HUNTER IS COMING TO TRY SOME MORE DOGS-- MAYBE A LITTLE SHORTER...
AND MY PRODUCTION OF MONKEY FISTSW IS WAY DOWN SO I HAVE TO GET WITH IE..
PLUS BESTY ( SCARLOTTS OWNER WHO IS A PRETTY WELL KNOWN JEWELERY DESIGNER... ) WANTS TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THEM AND OUR LOGO.. SO I HAVE TO TRY AND MAKE SOME VERY SMALL FISTS THAT SHE COULD COPY...
JACKY AND HUSBAND TOM WERE HERE PROMPTLY AT 7AM-- HAVING SPENT THE OVERNIGHT AT SHELIA'S WHICH IS 1 HOUR AWAY...
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A HAPPY GRET DANE IS A DANGEROUS THING...-- THEY ARE RUNNING... THEY BEING SCARLOTT AND OLIVER...
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THERE IS A CHANCE WE COULD BE DOING ANOTHER PHOTO SHOOT EITHER TONIGHT OR SUNDAY NIGHT-- SOMEBODY SHOLD LET ME KNOW.... KITTYYYYYYYY !
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THAT'S ALL I KNOW--
OH... IF YOU ARE AROUND HERE... STAY ON RT 95 DO NOT GO NEAR RT 1 BECAUSE OF THE TOPSFIELD FAIR.... IT IS A NICE DAY AND THE TRAFFIC S IS SOMETIMES A 2 HOUR LOGG JAM..
