Sunday, February 17, 2013

February 17, 2013

ANN THOUGHT MY BIO COULD STAND A LITTLE TWEEKING
SHE SAID SHE WOULD BE ALONG TO "MAKE A FEW CHANGES"
 
IMAGINE THAT !!
 
THERE HAS TO BE A TITLE FOR ANN-
"NORMALACY  CONTROL OFFICER"
 
AND THIS FOOL MACHINE TELLS ME THAT IS NOT A WORD---
WELL-- IT OUGHT TO BE
 
 
HOW COULD I FUSS--- ANNE  IS THE ONE TO DO THIS ENTIRE CAMERA/EXPLORE BIT.
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I STILL AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS THE CREDENTIALS TO AUDIT A NON PROFIT...
 
IN THIS 1"STACK OF PAPERS  I THINK I HAVE ALL THE INFO THEY NEED-- JUST NEEDS THAT TIDYING HAND OF ANN'S 
 
THEN IT IS INTO THE TRASH WITH T HE REST --- AND WE ARE ON AN OLIVE  RIDE.
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OLIVE HAS BEEN PAWING --- NO RIPPING YET-- BUT PAWING IS CERTAINLY THE START-- MEGAN CAN DO THE TEMP WHEN SHE GETS HERE..
NOT THAT I AM REACTIVE ABOUT TAKING A DOG'S TEMP-- IT IS JUST THAT THE ORIFICE IS SO CLOSE TO THE GROUND--  I CAN DO BEND-- BUT NOT BEND AND HOLD WHILE THE  THERMOMETER TAKES IT'S TIME. 
 
THERE IS A DOG'S EAR THERMOMETER-- AND I RUSHED TO BUY ONE-- AS DID MANY DOG OWNERS-- PROBLEM WAS--- WHEN I TOOK THE TEMP AT BOTH ENDS AT ONCE THE NUMBERS DID NOT AGREE....
 
SO MUCH FOR SCIENTIFIC INVENTION
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ONE OF THE THINGS THE 990 ASKS IS HOW DO YOU KEEP TH E PUBLIC INFORMED-  THERESA MADE ME CHE\CK OFF THE "OTHER" BOX  "    WHEN THE REAL ANSWER IS "THE DAILY DOGGIE"
 
I HAVE STRUGGLED--THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN MORE AN EXCELL PROBLEM  THAN AN ACCOUNTING ONE... 
 
SO THERE  !!     MR IRS--
I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY ASK  WHEN THE  990 IS PUBLIC INFO ANYWAY
 
 I GET SOO UPSET WITH THE IRS' FOOLISH QUESTIONS   THAT I WANT TO PUT UP A TANNING BOOTH JUST SO I CAN CHECK OFF YES ON #14.
 
CAN'T YOU SEE IT NOW--- DOWN BY THE T--TENT???
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 THAT T-TENT IS LOCATED WHERE I ONCE HAD  A CABOOSE.- WHICH IS ANOTHER EPISODE INTHE RAISING OF CHILDREN.
MY MEMORY OF THE CABOOSE IS OF THE  KENYON COLLEGE FRIENDS OF MY DAUGHTERS HANGING ONTO THE OVERHEAD RAIL  AT ALMOST ANY HOUR OF TH EDAY OR NIGHT  YELLING  "WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWWWOO'
 
 THEN THEY GRADUATED.
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THE CHICKEN  BOARD IS DOING GREAT... SOMEONE SUGGESTED WE SHOULD HAVE TH E PRIZE BE A WEEKEND IN TH E GUEST HOUSE WITH THIER OWN ATTENDING DANE  OR 2 OR 3.... FOLLOWING US AROUND...  THE CONCEPT IS INTERESTING... MOST ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY IS ABOUT 5 HOURS AWAY BY PLANE ( ONCE YOU GET OFF THE TARMAC)
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TODAY - SUNDAY STEW PER USUAL-- AND WE  HAVE SEVERAL NEW APPLICANTS COMING FOR A MEET AND GREET.
 
AND THAT IS ALL I KNOW..
 
EXCEPT-- IN AN EFFORT TO ADDRESS THE VERY LIVELY  ODIFEROUS GUT'S IN SOME OF THESE DANES...   -- I HAVE ORDERED AND STARTED THE  DOGGIE VARIETY ACIDOPOLOUS. AS AN EXPERIMENT
 
ISN'T THAT EXCITING???
STAY TUNED.