Sunday, February 17, 2013

feb 17 2013


ANN THOUGHT MY BIO COULD STAND A LITTLE TWEEKING

SHE SAID SHE WOULD BE ALONG TO "MAKE A FEW CHANGES"

 
IMAGINE THAT !!

 
THERE HAS TO BE A TITLE FOR ANN-

"NORMALACY CONTROL OFFICER"


AND THIS FOOL MACHINE TELLS ME THAT IS NOT A WORD---

WELL-- IT OUGHT TO BE

 
HOW COULD I FUSS--- ANNE IS THE ONE TO DO THIS ENTIRE CAMERA/EXPLORE BIT.

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I STILL AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS THE CREDENTIALS TO AUDIT A NON PROFIT...


IN THIS 1"STACK OF PAPERS I THINK I HAVE ALL THE INFO THEY NEED-- JUST NEEDS THAT TIDYING HAND OF ANN'S

 
THEN IT IS INTO THE TRASH WITH T HE REST --- AND WE ARE ON AN OLIVE RIDE.

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OLIVE HAS BEEN PAWING --- NO RIPPING YET-- BUT PAWING IS CERTAINLY THE START-- MEGAN CAN DO THE TEMP WHEN SHE GETS HERE..

NOT THAT I AM REACTIVE ABOUT TAKING A DOG'S TEMP-- IT IS JUST THAT THE ORIFICE IS SO CLOSE TO THE GROUND-- I CAN DO BEND-- BUT NOT BEND AND HOLD WHILE THE THERMOMETER TAKES IT'S TIME.

 
THERE IS A DOG'S EAR THERMOMETER-- AND I RUSHED TO BUY ONE-- AS DID MANY DOG OWNERS-- PROBLEM WAS--- WHEN I TOOK THE TEMP AT BOTH ENDS AT ONCE THE NUMBERS DID NOT AGREE....

 
SO MUCH FOR SCIENTIFIC INVENTION

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ONE OF THE THINGS THE 990 ASKS IS HOW DO YOU KEEP TH E PUBLIC INFORMED- THERESA MADE ME CHE\CK OFF THE "OTHER" BOX " WHEN THE REAL ANSWER IS "THE DAILY DOGGIE"


I HAVE STRUGGLED--THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN MORE AN EXCELL PROBLEM THAN AN ACCOUNTING ONE... BUT HERE-- ATTACHED -- IS THE BALANCE SHEET-- GOES BACK TO 2003 IF YOU CAN MAKE IT. I HAVE A COUPLE THINGS TO CHECK-- BUT IT IS DARN CLOSE..

 
SO THERE !! MR IRS--

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY ASK WHEN THE 990 IS PUBLIC INFO ANYWAY

 
I GET SOO UPSET WITH THE IRS' FOOLISH QUESTIONS THAT I WANT TO PUT UP A TANNING BOOTH JUST SO I CAN CHECK OFF YES ON #14.


CAN'T YOU SEE IT NOW--- DOWN BY THE T--TENT???

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THAT T-TENT IS LOCATED WHERE I ONCE HAD A CABOOSE.- WHICH IS ANOTHER EPISODE INTHE RAISING OF CHILDREN.

MY MEMORY OF THE CABOOSE IS OF THE KENYON COLLEGE FRIENDS OF MY DAUGHTERS HANGING ONTO THE OVERHEAD RAIL AT ALMOST ANY HOUR OF TH EDAY OR NIGHT YELLING "WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWWWOO'

THEN THEY GRADUATED.

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THE CHICKEN BOARD IS DOING GREAT... SOMEONE SUGGESTED WE SHOULD HAVE TH E PRIZE BE A WEEKEND IN TH E GUEST HOUSE WITH THIER OWN ATTENDING DANE OR 2 OR 3.... FOLLOWING US AROUND... THE CONCEPT IS INTERESTING... MOST ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY IS ABOUT 5 HOURS AWAY BY PLANE ( ONCE YOU GET OFF THE TARMAC)

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TODAY - SUNDAY STEW PER USUAL-- AND WE HAVE SEVERAL NEW APPLICANTS COMING FOR A MEET AND GREET.

AND THAT IS ALL I KNOW..


EXCEPT-- IN AN EFFORT TO ADDRESS THE VERY LIVELY ODIFEROUS GUT'S IN SOME OF THESE DANES... -- I HAVE ORDERED AND STARTED THE DOGGIE VARIETY ACIDOPOLOUS. AS AN EXPERIMENT


ISN'T THAT EXCITING???

STAY TUNED.


THEY SHOULD BRING EITHER ICE GRIPPERS OR MUD YUCKS-- THE PARKING AREA HAS SNOW BANKS ELIMINATING ANY THOUGHT OF DRAINAGE.

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MARIA IS HERE-- STAYED OVERNIGHT ALONG WITH DEB-- MARIA IS OVERNIGHT TONIGHT.. UNLESS OLIVE GETS GOING IN WHICH CASE WE WILL HAVE THE USUAL SLUMBER PARTY.

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