july 28 2023
This will be a good one!
It's tough to get up every morning and try and figure out what might entertain, Enlightened or educate.. it's made doubley difficult by the fact I'm never too sure who has made a study of what---- Couple that with the fact I'm well behind most people in keeping up with modern technology--- HAVING GERRY RIGGED SO MANY THINGS IN MY LIFE, I had no idea the plumbing industry was far ahead of me.... but I have to admit that Sandy’s Remote control bathroom facility was damn interesting... And as I sat there with this funny little remote control in my hand I thought I really have to look into this more. Last night at 3:00 AM I decided now was the time..... maybe most of you already know about things like the timing of dropping a duo.( as they call it) ...but a lot of the butt info was news to me.. i only knew that trashty toilet humor was frowned upon in polite circles-
I happily discovered that aside from the topic of the cleansing of bottoms. whoever wrote the Tushy web site passed my criteria for being factual and funny.
. What's the first thing stores sell out of before a hurricane, snow storm, pandemic, etc? Toilet paper. And it goes on to a study of historical practices from the muslim world --- to suggestions about pooping in public rest rooms... it takes 37 gallons of water to create a single roll of toilet paper,and 1.5 pounds of pristine Canadian wood.... then “TO WARM OR NOT TO WARM,.. THAT IS THE QUESTION”
That web answered more questions than I ever thought of asking in the first place--- so it is highly recommended....many chuckles there.....
Presidents and Hollywood performers have one thing in common...
And yes .... I did find the one that Sandy had down there in Tennassee..
Bingo ! there was an example of what reading that web will do for you...... the expression “DOWN THERE.. now has a new meaning which has nothing to do with Tennassee .( and I think I remember that expression from a current tv ad...?)
As I said a few days ago ... there is more to moving an old person from “A” to “B” than the simple shifting of a shower seat. I am ready to go from Gerry rigged to high tech
I will keep you informed..... and I can not wait to hear from some of you on the topic..... !
