Saturday, July 29, 2023

 i certainly had quite a few responses to the "to T-Pee or not to TP." and why would we not have someone who counted the squares???

While you move forward with these titillating toilets, I have rejected the need for toilet paper.  My study during Covid determined that every urinary experience required 4 squares of paper.  BMs (bowel movements) required more.
along with very many practical and muslim related comments-- one person said  googling TUSHY landed her in a porn zone-- i didn't have that problem but googling tuschy bidet. would solve it.

moving on to a more generic interest topic.... on a hay trip with Janine, she  started more ideas than i can cope with in one single daily doggie.... but mostly  the problems of assisted living entertainment... what is painfully obvious to me/us  is that  what is normal daily activity for us , is a monumental undertaking one for these poor activities directors. yesterday we dumped the soggie mess at the "transferr station" and went on to pick up hay--- which brought us round to the senior drop off center in newburyport and AVITA- AN ASSISTED Living place along that way too. when i talked to that activ/dir  about maybe bringing a mini horse she was all positive ( once she heard that in all of new england there is no one with more experience as schlepping donkeys into hotels than janine and me .. ) so then i came  home  and slept til 2am when i sat bolt upright and realized  we were all set to  bring 6 or 8  mini somethings without batting an eye...  we have that mini trailer - made specially for my mini hitch long ago.. and i wondered...... if we upgraded our"hog fencing"--- that 1/4 inch welded wire 8 foot pannels  which fit on the fenders of the trailer--- and add a table and "THE PIG' for donations( actually selling janine's couple books,and  some monkey fists) it would be spectacular-- and really not require much effort on our part.

 i wish i cold figure out how to fit THE BED ( that queen sized mattress on a substantial wagon) -- in the operation .... that will take another trailer... i think we already have a lawncutting trailer which could work... there are sooo many pieces  of crazy acres that can be more profitably used...--- you want to have a 2000 pound horse in full harness ?  we could dunk that biothane harness in a bucket of murphys oil soap-- let it drip dry and load "betty white "on the trailer and we would be all set to go in less than 1/2 hour. AND IT WOULD BE SOMETHING  DIFFERENT  !!!  THESE PLACES ARE CRYING FOR ANYTHING DIFFERENT...

AND boy are we good at different !
Charlestown Navy Yard
years ago== with my 8 Danes