yesterday??????
8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.----- oh boy am i negative...with a comic twist....
the rumor about my eating doggie treats is close to the truth-- someone sent a bag of pork jerky
and i couldn't tell who it was for larkey or me.....--- so i tried it and it was good ! then i discovered it did give the caloric content- so it must have been for human consumption-- tho it didn't matter.. it was too good to stop.
makes me remember.. a friend worked in a silo out west somewherre and she said corn was corn and the difference between people corn and animal feed was minimal. she fed her kids "sweet feed". a very common mixture for horses with molasses. she said there was a big fuss over a few bugs.
such a big fuss over such a little thing---
now that is the punch line from the tv show "MASH". where the nurse flips back the blanket to prepare a soldier for shaving the private area for surgery-- i think of that line often....
and then there is the sign from when i was younger......."men only"
which i thought should be rephrased "pecker checker"
while i am on the topic....... my husband had a doctor friend who liked to deliver male children because he would get an extra $15 for the circ.
i best quit there.
i will go back to pork jerky.. with difficulty..=====trader joe's has some super turkey jerky and i wanted to go get some yesterday--- it has to be another "goldie" thing--- because i talked about it and sure enough i got some in the mail that day
here is a worse concept--- my phone - i really need a way to carry it conveniently and have been thru many
fannie packs, and shoulder packs- and there is nothing quite as convenient as putting the phone in my bra--- and i told judy that.. out loud i mentioned a bra.....ok.... so i went to my computer after mail call and the first ads to pop up were for bras.
that is the gospel truth... and i plan to test it again (if i remember).
does alexa or siri listen for more than their names????
