SEPT 12 2019

STRANGER THAN FICTION..  PEOPLE DO READ THIS... AND PRETTY MUCH THE SAME PEOPLE  - SO I LOOKED BACK ON THE ONES SENT TO AN INDIVIDUAL EMAIL.... IN  SEPT 2015   A STEADY 952 OPENED  THE DD -- IN 2018  IT WAS 1019 --AND IN 2019--- 1148  ANOTHER VERY STRANGE-- YESTERDAY AT MAIL CALL-- SOME KIND OF  TV SHOW CALLED-- THEY HAD US ON LIVE  WITH SOME GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO DID NOT KNWO THE FULL PICTURE  AND WANTED TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE SENT ME  TEH MANUKA HONEY- IT NEVER ENDS...LUCKILY SDP HAS A COLLECTION OF RESIDENT NUTS TO HELP  KEEP IT FLYING HIGH. MANY IRONS IN TEH FIRE--  SPEAKING OF WHICH I DID GET THE  POTJIE POT---   A THING OF BEAUTY-- NOW I NEED  A SUGGESTION ABOUT RECIPIES TO TRY IN IT--- I HONESTLY DON'T HAV E TIME TO SORT HTHEM OUT ... I WAS TOLD THAT THE LETTER I READ LAST NIGHT AT MAIL CALL  WHICH WAS SITTING ON MY DESK, WAS MAILED LAST FEBURARY...  TALK ABOUT SURVIVAL  !! **** IN PREP FOR THINGS TO COME OF WHAICH I AM NOT TOO SURE..... WE REALLY COULD USE A SPOTTED DONKEY TO BE BETTER TRAINED-- -USTABE  I COULD PUT DONQUI  JOTE-- MY STUD DONKEY --- IN THE TRAILER ANS WALTZ INTO ANY HONME--- ADULT CARE CENTER ,--- KIDS SCHOOL-- TV STUDIO-- WHATEVER AND HIS BEHAVIOR WAQS ASSURED.--   WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF THE TIME HE WAS ON THE TOM BERGEROUN SHOW AND SOME WOMAN WAS SUPPOSED TO " READ HIS MIND"  -- SHE SAID HE WAS THINKING OF A GREEN WAGON-- AND  IT WAS OBVIOUS TO BOTH TOM AND I  THAT HE WAS NOT THINKING OF ANY WAGON ANYWHERE !!  HE HAD POTENTIAL FATHERHOOD IN MIND.--- I BET TO THIS DAY TOM REMEMBERS THAT  DAY IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDE3NCE..  BOTH HE AND I COUDL NTO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE.  WBZ... A LONG TIME AGO. ALONG ABOUT THE TIME MY 8  WORE ANTLERS AND BECAME SANTA'S REINDEERS...   WHICH MEANT OUR ENTIRE HOLIDAY SEASON WAS ONE SANTA TRIP AFTER ANOTER  FYI----- LET ME TELL YOU ANNESETTE IS TEH DRUG OF CHOICE- I NEVER MET A SANTA I DIDN'T LIKE-- OR THAT WAS SOBER. I HAD EIGHT REINS TO STEER THEM INTO  PARADES OR HOTELS- WHEREVER-- AND HAQD THE ADDITIONAL CHALLANGE OF KEEPING SANTA  FROM SLIDING OFF THE SEAT AS WE HO HO HO'D OUR WAY INTO MOBS OF KIDS. I REMEMBER THE COLD..... I OWNED 5 FULL SNOWMOBILE SUITS FOR HELPERS...  ONE "JOB" ON "SANTA'S FARM"  DIDA AND I WERE SHIVERING IN A PILE OF HAY, AND SOMEOEN CALLED THE POLICE- THINKING WE WERE HOMEELESS  THOSE WERE THE DAYS. *** SO BACK TO THE NUMBERS- THO SOMETIMES I AM NOT SURE WHY ANYONE WOULD READ THIS-  THE SAME PEOPLE DO---  I KEEP THINKING IF SOME OF YOU GOT ONE MORE PERSON-- MAYBE MORE COMPANIES WOULD BE MORE IMPRESSED WITH THE NUMBERS. I WISH I HAD SOME WAY OF FIGURING OUT THE  XXXXXXXXXXX ?DEMOGRAPHICS?  OF OUR COMMUNITY.. SOMETHIGN ABOUT WHICHNH TO THINK????? **** FOOD FROM PURINA ARRIVES SOMETIME S TODAY-- ON CAMERA  WHENEVER...   8 PALLETS OF DRY AND ONE OF WET... MUST CHECK THE GASS IN THE FORK LIFT------OR.... GOT TO FIND TEH ?TINES? THAT BOLT ONTOTHE TRACTOR BUCKET TO GET THE PALLETS OFF THE TRUCK-- EACH APLLET WEIGHS ABOUT 900 POUNDS AND THAT IS JUST ABOTU THE LIMIT OF THE  LIFT OF THE TRACTOR.--  THE FORK LIFT WOULD PICK UP THE FOOD AND TRUCK IT COMES IN.