Thursday, April 5, 2018

APRIL 5 2018
i know  that cough syrup has alot of alcohol in it  so why should i not drink brandy at 3:00am?  maybe it has an alertness factor i had not considered...

TIME TO PLANT THE PEAS-- YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GET THEM IN THE GROUND AS SOON AS YOU CAN GET PAST THE FROST TYOE STUFF--  NOTHING LIKE FESH PEAS RIGHT OUT OF THE GARDEN+   YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO COOK THEM-- WHEN MY  KIDS WERE YOUNG I USED TO TELL THEM TO GO EAT PEAS FOR 5 MINUTES THEN COME IN FOR A CHIKCKEN LEG OPR HAMBBURGER-- I REMEMBER SOME  "PROPER  MIOTHER-( THE KIND WITH FOLDED LAUNDRY AND CUT GRASS) TRIED TO TELL ME I  SHOULD COOK THE PEAS- SO I TOLD HER I HAD READ A STUDY FROM CORNELL AGGI THAT UNCOOKED PEAS WERE SO MUCH BETTER FOR PEOPEL-   - THE CORNELL PART WAS FAKE, BUT THE REST TRUE.. BECAUSE IF THEY DIDN'T GO OUT IN THE GARDEN AND EAT THEM, I WAS NOT ABOUT TO GO PICK, SHEll; And cook them  so it was raw or nothtign.....   which  made them healthier than none????
i think that is how alot of "truths" get started... last night at mail call... it was thunder shirts-- apparently--- hisorically  someone with an adhd active child  put a shirt on the kid that was too small and found it restricted the movements- and rather than listen to someone critizing she said it was on purpose..  trom that an entire industry of elestic dog clothing was developed...

both steve and i at trainer talk ( 4:45) had never seen any success with thunder shirts, ND BOTH SAID IF YOU CALL  YOUR DOG TO YOU AND HOLD THEM SECURELY DURING THE NOISE THEWY WILL FEEEL SECURE ONLY BECAUSE THEY TRUST YOU  -- IT IS NOT THE SQUEEZE-- BUT HTE TRUST...  WE BOTH DECIDED...
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SO BACK TO THE PEAS.... I RECIENTLY NOITICED EXPLORE HAS IPSWICH WEATHER NEXT TO OUT COMMENT COLUMN AND  YESTERDAY IT SAID RAIN... AND IT REALLY DID... THEN IN A COUPLE DAYS THER WE RE 2 DAYS WITH SNOWFLAKES????? SO BACK TO MY INTELLICAST AND SURE ENOUGH THERE IS A BIG BLUE BLOB CRAWLING ACTROSS NEBRASKA- HEADED OUR WAY..
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WHAT I NEED TO DO IS SET UP  A GRASS GROWING TRAY.. THERE IS THAT FAST GROWING  STURDY ONCE ONLY GRASS... NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITHTHE LEGITIMATE GRASS THAT COMES UP EVERY YEAR...  WELL AROUND HERE... NOTHING COMES UP EVERY YEAR-- ESPECIALLY WHEN PEOPLE DRIVE ALL OVER IT AND PILE ON SNOW AND GRAVEL...

THE OTHER EXPIRIMENT WE NEED TO DO IS TO FIGURE OUT HOW A DROPPED PAN OF SOUP COULD SPLATER 5'7"  IN THE AIR AND put  TOMATOE CHUNKS  IN MY HAIR.-- AS SOON AS WE GET  SOME DECIENT WEATHER I HOPE SOMEONE REMINDS ME TO FIGURE THAT OUT... IT MUST HAve been the shape of the pan????
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JUDY SENT A VERY INTERESTING  THING ON PYRAMIDS  
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IF YOU CAN NOT CLICK ON IT..... IT HAS A GREAT POINT TO MAKE-- THERE DID EXIST A CIVILIZATION FAR MORE SCIENTIFICALLY ASTUTE THAN WE ARE NOW- THAT BUILT THE PYRAMIDS-- AND OTHRE THINGS WITH ACCURACY WE COULD NOT DUPLICATE NOW. WITH ALOT OF ASTRONOMY INVOLVED --- BOTH EGYPT AND SOUTH AMERICA ETC... THESWE WERE NOT BUILT BY SLAVES BUT EXTREMELY TALENTED DEDICATED  ARTISTS AND SCIENTISTS,
I BELIEVE IT..
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april 15th approacheth.... historically ( before computer access...) it was time to go to the danvers library and  xerox the irs copy of teh  " extension to file  "  form...  which gave me another 60 days to do the paperwork...  it is not an extension of time to pay... you have to send in a bunch of money with that or they get angry--  as long as they have that, i have found tehy  can be flexable.   i found that if you don't get your filing done in january, you don't want to talk to any accountant until after april 15th..  
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HI CARLENE,  LAST NIGHT I HAD A TRULY A-HA OR CARLENE MOMENT.  IT WAS ABOUT 1 AM AND I HAD

STAYED UP TO FINISH A BOOK.  AS I PUT MY GLASS IN THE KITCHEN SINK, MY KITTY GIRLS STARTED TO

ASK FOR A LATE SNACK.  I PICKED UP THE BAG OF KIBBLE AND IT SLIPPED OUT OF MY HANDS.  ABOUT

TWO CUPS OF SMALL, ROUND KIBBLE WENT EVERYWHERE.  IT SEEMED TO HARD TO GET OUT THE

BROOM AND DUSTPAN SO I STARTED LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE.  IN THE RE-CYCLING, I FOUND

THE THIN CARDBOARD BOX OF A FROZEN DINNER.  SO, I OPENED IT OUT AND CUT IT IN HALF GIVING 

ME TWO LARGE POO PICKERS.  USING THEM JUST AS YOU ALL DO FOR BIG GREAT DANE PILES,   I

QUICKLY GOT IT ALL UP IN ABOUT TWO SECONDS.  IT WORKED PERFECTLY.  THIS MORNING, I FOUND

ANOTHER COUPLE OF TABLESPOONS WORTH THAT MUST HAVE GONE UNDER THE STOVE.  GUESS

THE GIRLS GOT IT OUT FOR ME OVERNIGHT.  THE CARDBOARD PIECES WERE STILL THERE AND IT


GOT SCOOPED UP IN A TRICE AS THEY SAY ON BRIT SHOWS.  THANKS FOR INVENTING THE IDEA.