desk cleaning can be painful ---i do try, but that third law of murphy.'s gets me every time
" any horizontal space will accumuate disassociated objects"
true on my desk, the mantle place and the giraffe tent.. all getting fuller and fuller.`
problem being, all the objects have - at one point in their lives beeen fascinationg.
- I hang on thinking someone will come long and be interested... AND NO ONE IS...
I HAVE ONE POSSIBEL EXCEPTION--SOMEONE SENT... AND I CONTINUE TO PLAY WITH
"BAILEY- THE MONEY HUNGRY MUTT" IT CAN BE GOOGLED-- MINE DOES WORK AND IS A FASCINATING DESIGN.
IF YOU ARE EVEN THINKING OF BUYING ONE FOR ONE OF YOUR TOY BASED RELATIVES.. PLEASE GO TO THE DAILY DOGGIE OFF OUR WEB SITE.. AND IN THE CORNER IS AN AMAZON LINK... BECAUSE THEN WE WILLGET SOME PERCENTAGE OF THE MONEY YOU SPEND ON WHATEVER YO U BUY THRU THAT LINK... KEEP THAT IN MIND THRU CHRISTMAS SHOPPING...
SPEAKING OF KEEPING THINGS NO LONGER INTERESTING TO ANYONE ELSE...like photos of your kids when they were 2 years old. When my parents died, i suddenly realized there was no one left to WHOM I COULD SHOW FAMILY PICTURES.... NOW THAT THE .MAJOR FUNCTION OF THAT "CELL PHONE" CONTRAPTION IS NO LONGER A TELEPHONE, BUT A PORTABLE SCRAPBOOK,... THESE PORTABLE SCRAPBOOKS MAKE THE GRANDPARENT FUNCTION IS EVEN MORE CRITICAL.
or as happens to me when i am out with a dog, "let me show you my dog" which
is on their phone-- and takes a few minutes to find, as they flash thru photos of their trip to tahiti,
which they also show you... FINALLY THEY GET TO THIER DOG-- A YELLOW LAB-- JUST SITTING THERE
I WISH I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY YELLOW LAB PHOTO I HAVE LOOKED AT AND SMILED AT...
NOT UNLIKE THIS DAILY DOGGIE ON A DAY WHEN IT AT LEAST VERIFIES THAT I AM ALIVE- BUT SHOULD BE DELETED AS JUNQUE.
MOST OF THE BRILLIANT IDEAS COME FROM MY SUBCONSIOUS MIND COLLECTING DISASSOCIATED FACTS FROM CNN AND IT'S ADVERTISERS . LAST NIGHT I WAS WONDERING IF THEY SHOT THE GUY IN COLORADO THEY COULD KEEP HIM ALIVE LONG ENOUGH TO "HARVEST" ANY OF HIS PARTS... I WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT..AS LONG AS HIS IDEAOLOGY DIDN'T GET HARVSTED WITH HIS KIDNEYS.
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THE LACK OF CUT AND PASTE IS ANNOYING... BECASUE YESTERDAY AT MAILCALL WE GOT TO LISTING THE PEOPLE FROM WHOM WE HAVE NOT HEARD-- MOST NOTABLY CRIMSON---WONDEFUL DOG--APPARENTLY GONE TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND MET FIRST LADY....--BRIAN SHOUD BE REMINDED TAT CRIMSON IS ONE OF THE VOLUNTEER'S "CHILDREN" AND THEY EXPECT TO HEAR MORE FROM HIM ABOUT WHAT SHE IS DOING IN HER LIFE ...
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I HAD SOMEONE WHO SENT ME AN EMAIL ---SERIOUSY COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TEENAGERS WHO BENT OVER AND HAD A PLUMBERS CRACK SHOWING AND HAD TO SHUT OFF THE NURSERY CAMERA... TO WHICH GRACE JUST REPLIED "TELL THEM TO SENT UNION SUITS OR COVERALLS FOR EVERYONE--"
( GRACE IS TALL AND WEARS MENS- TALL 2XL).
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TAKES ALL KINDS... AND THEM'S ALL HERE.