HOW TO DELICATELY DESCRIBE YESTERDAYS AVENTURES???
I DO NOT KNOW WHERE THE EXPRESSION "ALL BALLED UP"( -MEANING "CONFUSED" )---COMES FROM. BUT IT CERTAINLY COULD POSSIBLE COME FROM THIS PUPPY PRODUCTION PROCESS..
I BET YOU ARE ALL WAITING TO HEAR OF WALTER AND HIS PATERNITY PROBLEMS--THE WILL IS THERE--
SOOOO... MEGAN WAS CONFRONTED WITH A VERY CONFUSED WALTER -- SO SHE DECIDED VERY QUICKLY TO GIVE HIM A HAND,
BEING ALONE, SHE DID THE BEST SHE COUDL TO GRAB A SMALL PLASTIC RUBBERMAID SANDWICH BOX IN HER OTHER HAND - NOT THE IDEAL COLLECTION DEVICE... BUT CLEAN AND WORKING... UNTIL QUANTITY BECAME A PROBLEM-- AT WHICH POINT I CAME ON THE SCENE.
I AM NOT AS AGILE AS I ONCE WAS... BUT I MANAGED TO TAKE OVER WITH THE SANDWICH BOX- AND CALLED TO KATI TO GRAB SOME SYRINGES-- WHICH SHE DID--- SEVERAL 20 CC SIZE
NEEDING TO KEEP THE SYRINGES AND CONTENTS AT BODY TEMP IT WAS DECIDED KATI'S ARMPITS WERE THE BEST WE HAD TO OFFER...
WE HAD A REGULAR PRODUCTION LINE GOING FILLING AND STORING THE FILLED SYRINGES.
FINALLY WALTER GOT BORED WITH THE PROJECT AND- VERY UNCEREMONIOUSLY-- LEFT.
I HAVE HAD THE SPECIALIZED PLASTIC "STRAWS" ON TOP OF MY FILE CABINET FOR YEARS. MEGAN WENT AND GOT THOSE-- KATI COULDN'T MOVE TOO WELL.. WITH A GREAT DEAL OF CONFUSION A STRAW WAS INSERTED... UP AND THEN OVER ---AS GEORGE HAS DESCRIBED TO ME... AND WE DEPRESSED THE PLUNGER ON THE SYRINGES WITH UNCOMMON PRESSURE-- WE HAVE EXPERIENCED THAT PRESSURE PROBLEM BEFORE...( IF NOT HELD WITH GREAT CARE THE CONTENTS GETS SPRAYED ABOUT 3 FEET.)
W E FOLLOWED THOSE WITH A SYRINGE OF AIR TO EMPTY THE STRAW.. AND MEGAN READ SOMEWHERE TO LIFT MARIAH'S REAR--- SOMETHING I HA7VE NEVER SEEN IN NATURE... BUT WHAT THE HECK.
IF MARIAH SHOULD HAPPEN TO HAVE PUPS FROM ALL THIS-- THEY WILL HAVE TO BE CALLED "THE PITS"
DO NOT HOLD YOUR BREATH...
I HAVE NEVER HAD A NATURAL BREEDING FAIL-- AND I NEVER HAVE HAD AN AI SUCCEED-- EVEN WHEN DONE WITH ALL THE PROPE R LAB WORK... LET ALONE THE RUBBERMAID METHOD.
HAVING BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT I HAVE CONCLUDED THE TURKEY BASTER METHOD IS PURE RUMOR-- THE GEOMETRY JUST IS NOT THERE..-- THE SWIMMERS WOULD ALL END UP IN THE BULB AND NOT BE SQUIRTABLE.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EDUCATIONAL PROJECT..
SO NOW YOU KNOW ABOUT AS MUCH AS I DO...
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GETTING YOUR MINDS BACK TO TRAINING .
YESTERDAY I GOT THE LUMBER FOR RYAN TO BUIL\D US A "CHUTE" FOR BACKING INTO PRACTICE-- IT IS IN THE ARENA BY THE CAMERA-- IT SHOLD BE INTERESTING TO WATCH... THIS GETS READY FOR AIRLINE TRAVEL
THE SERV DOGS MUST QUIETLY WALK ON.. AND BACK BETWEEN THE SEATS AND LIE DOWN-- NO CONFUSION--
THEN YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AND PAT THE DOG WITH YOUR FEET-- AND THEY GET SOMEONE TO VOLUNTEER TO SIT WITH THE DOG- SOMEONE ALWAYS DOES-- LAST TRIP BACK FROM TORONTO I GOT A $20 DONATION FROM THE GUY WHO VOLUNTEERED TO SIT WITH BAILEY AND I,.
WE ARE WORKING ON
THE CALENDARS-- THEY ARE TO BE DELIVERED THIS AFTERNOON-
MAILERS. FAB FAILURES- STICKERS NOTES AND PURPLE PAPERCLIPS ARE ALL LINED UP.
THE OTHER THING WE ARE THINKING ABOUT IS HOW TO GET SOME CARD/ NOTIFICATION AND MAYBE A POKERCHIP IN THE HANDS OF SOMEONE TO WHOM A CP HAS DONATED A $10 CHICKEN BRICK INSTEAD OF A $10 PRESENT -
THERE ARE SOME LOGISTICS-- I HAVE SAID WE WILL HAVE A PLAN IN 72 HOURS.
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JANINE SEEMS TO BE FOCUSED ON A BRIGHT BLUE TRUCK-- SO WE HAVE PAPERWORK TO DO FOR THAT. IT WILL BE MY TRUCK FOR HER TO USE ( INSTEAD OF MY CAR) TO PULL TRAILERS -- NOT SDP's - AND THE CATCH IS-- SHE IS TO BAIL US OUT OF THE ACCREDITATION BIT--- IT IS HER SPECIALITY-- THE PHD COLLEGE PROF TYPE-- SHE CAN MAKE IT SOUND SO GOOD THEY SHOLD NOT BE ABLE TO GIVE US A HARD TIME.. SHEILA OBRIEN * THE ADI INSPECTOR SAID ALL THE DOG STUFF IS PERFECT-- IT IS JUST THE PAPERWORK .
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Carlene,
Boris is doing great! He recently turned two years old and I've noticed how much more mature he acts. My little boy is all grown up, I suppose. We recently had my senior portraits taken and I must say, Boris could have been a model in another life.The pictures came out beautifully. I attached some of them to the email for you to enjoy. Technically he's graduating from high school too, so he wants to have his own page in the yearbook. So Boris will be attending a baby shower this weekend on Long Iceland and he looks rather enthusiastic. Not to mention, he helps me quietly shelve books at the library every Saturday and holds so much pride When he is on duty.Certainly he's a momma's boy !!! Thank you as always for all you Thurs.
~ Boris and Lauren
