Wednesday, November 12, 2014

NOV 12  2014
IDLE  MINDS, THE DEVILS PLAYGROUND--
TROUBLE  ( MUSIC MAN)
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT  WHILE WAIITNG FOR CAMERAS AND SOUND AT MAIL CALL THE CONVERSATION  WOULD  DISINTEGRATE TO 
"TO WEAR OR NOT TO WEAR SOCKS "  AND 
"SHOULD WE SEND HER SOME"

START WITH  NO-- PLEASE NO MORE SOX AT THE MOMENT--  I HAVE SOME ---  THANK YOU ( MOST OF THEM ARE FROM CAMERA PEOPLE)

THE REASON I DID NOT WEAR ANY SOX WAS I HAVE SEVERAL SCRATCHES FROM PUPPY TOENAILS THAT ARE HAVING TROUBE HEALING-- AND I THOUGHT FRESH AIR UNENCUMBERED   MIGHT HELP.
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WITH THAT DISASTER OUT OF THE WAY.....
ON RE READING IT, I NOTICE A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHY I HAD TROUBLE PASSING THE 500 WORD SPELLING TEST PRIOR TO GRADUATION FROM COLBY COLLEGE-- SPELLING CONSISTENCY IS NOT MY STRONG POINT.

THIS ALSO CAUSED A FLASHBACK TO THE TOTAL EFFECT OF 4 YEARS OF SPANISH ( 2 HIGHSCHOOL THEN 2 COLBY)  THAT JOKE ABOUT  "ESSO SI QUE EST"
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I SWEAR 4 YEARS AND ALOT OF MONEY, AND THE ONLY VALUABLE THING I LEARNED WAS --- A DEADLINE WAS A DEADLINE !  WEDNESDAY   11/12/2014/ AFTERNOON AT 4PM OCCURS JUST ONCE IN YOUR LIFETIME... IF A PLANE IS LEAVING AT THAT  TIME  "I WAS ONLY 2 MINUTES LATE"  DOES NOT COMPUTE.
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WHICH BRINGS ME ONCE AGAIN TO  THE TED  LECTURES ON  THE VALUE OF LESS EDUCATION, MORE EXPERIENCE..  FROM KEN ROBERTSON---- AND THEN MIKE ROWE ( DIRTY GUY)-- TO  BRIAN ( SHEILA'S HUSBAND WHO RUNS A LARGE HOME MAINTANENCE OUTFIT WHO CAN'T FIND TRAINED  HELP--)-- 

BRIAN GOES TO CONFERENCES OF SIMILAR BUSINESSES AND THE DISCUSSION IS ALWAYS HOW TO FIND HELP?
WHICH CONNECTS TO  SUPPORTING THE ECONOMY BY INVESTING IN INFRASTRUCTURE-- IS NOT GOING TO WORK IF YOU CAN NOT FIND ENOUGH PEOPLE  WHO KNOW HOW TO MIX CONCRETE..

I KNOW FROM AROUND HERE--- THERE HAS NOT BEEN ONE PERSON OF HIGHSCHOOL AGE- WHO IS WORKING HERE AS SOME COLLEGE PREP REQUIREMENT- WHO  KNOWS WHICH END OF A NAIL TO HIT-  

WHICH BRINGS ME TO MEGANS SISTERS BOYFRIEND  RYAN--  SOMEHOW HE HAS A HUGE AMT OF EXPERIENCE FROM WHICH TO DRAW-- AND IS VERY CLEVER... A GODSEND....
HE IS HELPING OUT  AROUND HERE--- SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO ACCOMPLISH EVERYTHING I HAVE ASKED HIM TO DO---FROM  REPAIR OF THE YUPPY PUPPIES TO CONSTRUCTION OF THE  FREEZER ANNEX.. 
I HOPE  HE NEVER GETS ANOTHER JOB  --- AND  MEGAN SAYS HE COOKED A GREAT MEAL FOR 12 PEOPLE WHILE SHE WAS SICK.

HANG ONTO THAT GUY..

MY HUSBAND  COULD TAKE OUT YOUR GALL BLADDER BUT COULD CHANGE A LIGHTBULB ONLY IF I HANDED IT TO HIM AND THEN HELD THE LADDER...
MAYBE I SHOULD NOT GET STARTED ON THAT ONE.

LIKE KEN ROBERTSON TO HIS WIFE---"GET THE CHILDREN OUT OF THIS KITCHEN- CAN'T YOU SEE I AM TRYING TO FRY AND EGG IN HERE?"
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I DO THINK THE IS A GREAT MANY QUESTIONS TO BA ASKED ABOUT THE COST EFFECTIVE VALUE OF A COLLEGE DEGREE- AS OPPOSED TO A $200,000 BANK ACCOUNT--- THE CHILD'S OR PARENT'S----
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SO AS WE CLEAN OUT THIS SHED BEHIND THE CHICKEN COOP--- IT IS LIKE THE PAST  IN REVIEW..

THE 3 WAGONS THAT ROLL EXACTLY IN THE  TRACK OF THE TOWING VEHICLE-- WERE MY PARADE VEHICLES FOR THE BUSH CLINTON PEROT SIGNS-- 
THE SMALL 4TH WAGON .. WITH BUCKET AND SHOVEL HAD A SIGN "THEY ARE ALL FULL OF ..IT"..  WE CLEANED THEM UP AND PUSHE THEM BACK IN... YOU JUST NEVER KNOW....  WE STILL USE ANOTHE OF THOSE WITH THE BED.. INTHE ARENA-- WIERD WAGONS WHERE BOTH FRONT AND BACK WHEELS PIVOT IN OPOSITE DIRECTIONS-- PERFECT FOR PARADES IN CROWDS...

I LIKE PARADES--  WE COULD ALWAYS MAKE PEOPLE SMILE WITH SOME CRAZY RIG--  
LIKE THE  "HALF FAST FIRE DEPARTMENT"   PULLED BY IETHER MY HITCH OF 8 MINI DONKEYS -- OR MARY
IT WAQS FUNNY...
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 AND   THEN MY CONSTANT CONCERN ABOUT KEEPING WATER IN FRONT OF THE ANIMALS -- IN SUMMER AND WINTER... MADE FOR A HUGE COLLECTION  OF HEATED AND UNHEATED WATER DISPENSING DEVICES... SOME OF WHICHI CAN USE FOR A NUTTY PROFESSOR SKIT NEXT FRIDAY AT 5PM MAIL CALL...
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 NOW THAT I THINK OF IT  I COULD HAMMER NAILS AS A DEMO  TOO.
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THE LARGEST CONCERN OF THE DAY IS WE HAVE A ROVING MASSIVE DIARHREA --- SO THERE WILL BE NO TRAINING IN PUBLIC TODAY !!!   PROBABLY FOR A WEEK.....  THERE IS NOTHING QUITE LIKE PROJECTILE DIHRREAH IN A GREAT DANE...  AND I BET WE HAVE 12 ...   IT SEEMS TO BE THE ONES WHO HAD THE MASSIVE BEEF BONES.

I KNEW THIS BEFORE--- SO IT IS A RIDE IT -- OUT AND NOT RUN TO TOO  MUCH MED--
MARROW BONES-- THEY LOVE THEM.  BUT THE DO HAVE A RESULT...
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I HAVE PROOFED THE CALENDAR AND IT SHOULD G TO PRINT--- 
SINCE WE DO HAVE THE  MAILERS WE COULD START TAKING ORDERS-- SO WHEN WE GET A CHECK WE CAN MAKE OUT THE ENVELOPE RIGHT AWAY- WITH HOW MANY--- AN HOEFULLY TAY ORGAIZED.

THEY WILL BE A GREAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT...
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 NO CUT AND PASTE