Sunday, August 6, 2017

AUG 6 2017
SUPER SUNDAY...   THERE WILL BE ALOT GOING ON...IN ADDITION TO PLAIN OLD OPEN HOUSE-- IT IS CHICKEN SUNDAY TO CHOOSE TEH E NEWEST LIFETIME MEMBER OF THE SHATUPON SOCIETY AT 3PM--TEHRE WILL BE A DONKEY WANDER/WALK AT 10:30am  I AM TOLD...   COUSIN DEB WILL BE EHRE WITH HER 2   "BORN THE SAME DAY" BOYS ( GOING TO STOP CALLING THEM TWINS TIL I FIGURE OUT IF THAT IS BY NOW... NOT A GOOD TITLE..)AND TO CAP IT ALL OFF TEH TREE CLIMBER IS COMING TO ENTERTAIN US---WE DO HAVE A BUNCH OF  NEAR DISASTER TREES WHICH NEED ATTENTION...-- THE WORST BEING A BIG 6 INCH LIMB... DEAD... EXCACTLY OVRE TEH GATE...  ALONG WITH MANY OF THOSE UPSODE DOWN ... V's....  THAT GET CAUGHT MID FLIGHT... BEING HELD IN PLACE FWHILE THEY AWAIT THE NEXT HURICANE..
 I AM NOT SURE WHY, BUT MY IMPRESSION OF A NICELY KEPT HOME HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LAWNS OR  HOUSE PAINT... BUT  WELL KEPT TREES... WITH OUT ALL THE SHORT BROKEN SMALL BRANCHES-- WE HAVE A WAY TO GO ... BUT HOPEFULLY THIS  "TREE GUY"  CAN DO  2 OR 3 DAYS HERE AND  CLEAN US UP.--
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I REMEMBER----- HERE WE GO....W/R/T TREE CLIMBERS....I HAVE A FRIEND  WHO HAD 2 KIDS-- DELIVERING ONE INTHE FRONT OF A PICKUP ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL AND  SHE HAD AN AWFUL TIME CONVINCING HER HUSBAND TO CONTINUE TO THE HOSPITAL INSTEAD OF GOING BACK TO GETTING  THE HAY IN....ALSO ( TEH SAME HUSBAND WANTED TO CALL THE CHILD "FORD" FOR THAT REASON)-- VERY BRIGHT PEOPLE WHO  DID NOT BELIEVE IN BOIXES TO BE OUT OF.--  SHE  MANAGED A BARN FULL  OF ANIMALS--- AND I SAW WITH MY OWN EYES,.. ONE DAY SHE SENT  HER BOYS OFF TO GET THE SCHOOL BUS WITH A CUP OF  HORSES SWEET FEED FOR BREAKFAST.....  SHE HAD ONCE WORKED IN A GRAIN MILL AND DECLARED IT CERTAINLY WAS NOT WORSE THAN THE CEREAAL IN BOXES...
JUMP 20 YEARS LATER, I MET ONE HF HER "BOYS" HIGH  IN A TREE--  6'2  WITH EYES OF BLUE-- THE KIND OF GUY  THEY HIRE TO MAKE ADS FOR SOME MUSCLE BUILDING GOOP.-- SO SHE WAS RIGHT WITH THE HORSE FEED...
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I HAD HOPED TO CHALLANGE THE 2  ....BORN AT THE SAME TIME... BROTHERS TO BUILDING A  SHED UNDER THE ROOF TO THE "WHIFFLE BAR" ----- WE ARE 2 SHEDS DOWN-- SO FAR---- WITH  2 COLLAPSING UNDER THE WEIGHT OF 4 BUTTERFLIES...  NOT SURE HOW THEY WILL DEAL... BRIGHT KIDS--  I WILL LET THEM KNOW WHAT HAS FAILED SO FAR...-- BUT THE THIBNG IS ALMOST A CIRCLE-- WHICH IS NOT A GOOD START FOR CONSTRUCTION..... I BOUGHT A BUNCH OF 2 X 3'S ..ALONG WITH 2 X 4'S....I AM NOT SURE WHY--- WE NEED TH E  WHIFFLE BAR FOR DOG FEST 
OTHERS YOU MAY SEE....
MARK WILL BE COOKING??? HAMBURGERS AND OTHER BURGERS...- WE COULD HAVE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE...
WE HAVE ACQUIRED ANOTHER VOLUNTEER YOU MAY SEE IN THE VICINITY OF TANNER....... TOM.. A  PERSON  OUT OF COLLEGE, LOOKING FOR A REAL EDUCATION... AND WHERE BETTER THAN HERE?? 
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I AM TOLD WE HAVE A SCREAMING WILD ANINAM BEHIND GRACE'S CHICKENS...---SOUNDS LIKE MATING SEASON FOR FISCHER CATS... ALWAYS A POPULAR ITEM WITH THE DOGS AND NEIGHBORS... WE DO HAVE  WILLOWDALE STATE FOREST BEHIND US.... I USUALLY SAY 2000 ACRES- BECAUSE  I DON'T REALLY KNOW...  I DO KNOW IT IS ENOUGH FOREST FOR ME TO GET TOTALLY LOST IN ONE DAY... I WAS ON MY DAUGHTERS HORSE  TRYING  TO IDENTIFY A TRAIL FOR A 4 H TRAILRIDE...
I THOUGHT THE HORSE WOULD BRING ME HOME-- IT DID NOT... AND I ENDED UP  2 TOWNS AWAY AND HAD TO CALL FOR A HORSE TRAILER TO COME GET US...  I WAS EVEN INTO THE MOSS IS ON THE NORTH SIDE OF TREES.... AND LISTENING FOR RT 95--  BIG TIME LOST..  THAT  FOREST  IS FULL OF GLACIER ESKERS? WHERE YOU RIDE /WALK ALONG A TALL  NARROW  RIDGE WITH A DROP OFF ON BOTH SIDES TO A MUCKY MESS. 
THE KIND OF TRAIL NOT CONDUSIVE TO TAKING A SHORTCUT TO ANOTHER RIDGE.  
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SOMEBODY SENT ME THIS.... IT IS AN INTERESTING "GEORGE AND BELLA"   STORY WHICH CAN BE COPY AN D  PASTED???