FINALLY I HAVE THIS WARDROBE THING DOWN PAT... YOU GET UNDRESSED IN FRONT OF THE WASHER... AND GET DRESSED IN FRONT OF THE DRYER- THAT EVEN ELIMINATES SOME FURNATURE..I HAVE A 9 DRAWER BUREAU AND I WOULD NOT BET AGAINST FINDING SOME OF MY OLD MATERNITY CLOTHING IN ONE DRAWER.
FINALLYT AT THIS TENDER AGE I AM FINDING OUT WHAT I CAN REALLY LIVE WITHOUT. FIRST I HAD TO LEARN TO NOT BUY THINGS ADVERTISING TOLD ME I NEEDED...I CAN'T SOUND TOO HOLIER THAN THOU... BECAUSE I DID FIND I REEEEEAAAAAALLLLLY NEEDED A TOOTHBRUSH WITH A ROUND HEAD.... LIVING IN ONE ROOM IMPROVES THE TENDANCY TO RESIST NEEDING AN ORANGE JACKET INSTEAD OF A BLUE ONE... I PRETTY MUCH WEAR A UNIFORM WITH ONLY A SLIGHT VARIATION WITH THE SEASONS...
I HAVE SAID FOR A LONG TIME A HOUSE SHOUODL BE CONSTRUCTED ABOUT THE SIZE OF A 2 CAR GARAGE WHICH IS HEATED AND AIRCONDITIONED ... WITH A HUGE UNHEATED CLOSET ATTACHED...THAT IS WHAT I JUST ABOUT HAVE NOW... WITH THE ARENA-
I LIKE TO THINK... SITUATIONS .....CAUSE ME TO SPEND MONEY... NOT ADVERTISING.... NOT THAT THAT IS ANY CHEAPER, BUT IT IS, TO ME ANYWAY , MORE INTERESTING.
TAKE MO-- I NEVER PLANNED ON HAVING AN 1800 POUND PLAYMATE....BUT SITUATIONS... JANIANE DOWN AT THE KILL PEN NEAR AMISH COUNTRY SAW MO TIED TO A FENCE SO SHE JSUT SLIPPED HER IN THE TRAILER AMID TEH 8 KNEE HIGH DONKEYS AND FIGURED MAYBE I WOULDNT NOTICE.-- SHE ARRIVED WITH A CHOKING PROBLEM AND SHE KICKED AT PEOPLE WITH DEADLY ACCURACY. ( REMEMBER??)-- THT IS THE ONLY REASON SO FAR I CAN SEE THAT THEY GAVE HER UP.----.AS I STOOD TO ASSESS THE SITUATION, MY HALF FAST EXPERIENCE TOLD ME....IF THERE IS ANYTHING WORSE THAN A CHOKING 1800 POUND ANIMAL IN THE BARN, IT IS A DEAD 1800 POUND ANIMAL THAT DOES NOT FIT OUT THE BARN DOOR. SO I CALLED BRYAN...
NOW BRYAN IS NOT JUST ANY HORSE DOCTOR- HE IS AN ACADEMIC, KNOWLEDGEABLE VET , PHYSICALLY STRONG, WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR. I HAVE BEEN TO MUCH LESS KNOWLEDGEABLE MEDICAL DOCTORS--- WHO ARE NO FUN AT ALL/.... !!!- SO HE NOT OLY CURED THE CHOKE (WITH A GALLON OF MINERAL OIL???) AND MADE SOME RECOMMENDATIONS ABOUT HER DIET AND VITAMIN "E" AND MO TURNED OUT TO BE A GREAT LOOKING DRAFT HORSE SIZE MULE WHO QUICKLY REALIZED POEPLE AROUND HERE HAD CARROTS... SO I WENT AND SPENT $800 ( OF MY OWN... NOT SDP's ) MONEY ON A DRAFT HARNESS. THUS PROVING I HAVE NOT LOST THE ABILITY TO SPEND MONEY... JUST NOT ON CLOTHING FOR ME...
SO FAR I HAVE MANAGED TO GET THE HARNESS ON MO--- I USED TO HAVE 2 TEAMS OF DRAFT HORSES, SO I KNEW ABOUT 96.3% OF HOW TO HARNESS-- SHE DOES "DRIVE"... I HANDED THE REINS TO BUD WHO'S MULE DRIVEING ESPERIENCE JUST WENT UP 100% AND THEY WANDEERED AROUND APPROPRIATELY.. WE TOOK OFF THE HARNESS. -----NEXT IS TO "HOOK" HER
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FROM MY "BIG CLOSET."..( THE ARENA) I PULLED OUT A RACING JOG CART THAT HAS BEEN THE FRONT PART OTHE
OF MY HALF FAST FIRE DEPARTMENT's LADDER TRUCK... MINUS THE LADDEER AND TILLER WHEELS STUFF, THE JOG CART SHOULD FIT MO... MAYBE..
BUT IT HAS 2 FLAT TIRES AND NO SEAT- BECAUSE WHEN MARY PULLED THE THING IN THE PARADES I HAD A HARLEQUIN DOG ON A PLATFORM INSTEAD OF THE drivers SEAT BECAUSE MARY DIDN'T NEED A DRIVER... SHE JUST FOLLOWED A CAR WITH ME AND THE PAIL OF CARROTS......
UNFORTUNATELY THAT IS WHERE WE NOW STAND... WITH NO SEAT... AND 2 FLAT TYRES. WAITING FOR GOLDIE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX IT.
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ONE SMALL FYI......
I KNOW MO IS SOUND... ... HOW DO I KNOW THAT???? BEST WAY IS TO STAND BACK AND LISTEN FOR HER RHYTHM AS SHE TROTS OUT THE GATE AND DOWN THE NEW DRIVEWAY TO THE STREET HAVING FIGURED OUT THAT THE BEEPING NOISE MEANT SOMEONE HAD CAUSED THE GATE TO OPEN AND STAY OPEN FOR 30 SECONDS...
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THAT REMINDS ME OF A STORY OF MY UNCLE JIM.... COMMUTED TO NYC DAILY THRU GRAND CENTRAL STATION...- HE WAS BASICALLY A FARM BOY WITH HORSE EXPERIENCE....ON HIS WAY TO FANCY JOB-- AND HE NOTICED THE RHYTHM OF HIS WALK WAS IRREGULAR... LUCKILY, HE CANCELLED THE APT HE MADE WITH THE DOCTOR JUST AFTER HE REALIZED HIS SHOES DIDN'T MATCH. --- REAL STORY. IT IS HIS DAUGHTER STANDING NUDE WITH AN ARMFULL OF MARIHUANA ON THE COVER OF HER BOOK " "HUERFANO" ( AMAZON ... A GOOD READ)
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I LOVE A GOOD RAINSTORM-- BUT EDUCATION HAS NOW TAUGHT ME NOT ALL RAINSTORMS ARE GOOD... HERE 'S OUR RESIDENT CP FROM HOUSTON...
IT WON'T LET ME INCLUDE THE CHART OF 51"RAIN.... I TRIED
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I ONLY HEARD ONE BAD STORY- 3 STORY APT BUILDING-- STARTING TO FLOOD AND THE PERSON IN THE TOP FLOOR ASKED THE PERSON FROM THE FIRST FLOOR $300 TO COME UP OUT OF THE WATER.----
AMERICAN INGENUITY GONE WRONG...
