Sunday, March 27, 2016

MARCH 27 201
THE WAY THIS GOES  WITH WRITING THIS DAILY DOGGIE.....
I DON'T GET UP TIL 4am  BUT I WAKE AT 2-3  SO I TURN ON THE NEWS
FOR ENTERTAINMENT...  AND IT OFTEN IS..
LAST NIGHT WAS NO EXCEPTION... SO.... RUNNING THRU THE NEWS OF NOTE.....

I AM AN EQUALLY FRUSTRATED  WITH BOTH PARTIES-- OR ALL 3 OF THEM???
HANDS  UP FOR WHOEVER WANTS TO GO TO THE REPUBLICAN
CONVENTION NOW THAT THE BIG DEBATE IS WHETHER OR NOT TO ALLOW
HAND GUNS IN THE PLACE THAT ORDINARILY BANS HAND GUNS...
OR
WHY  THE GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE TESTIFYING BEFORE CONGRESS ABOUT
 IMMIGRANTS FROM SYRIA, SHE  DID NOT HAVE ANY NUMBERRS ABOUT
WHO CAME IN, WENT OUT, OR OVERSTAYED THEIR VISAS.
AND ...
BIG DEBATE IN CONGRESS (?OF GEORGIA?) WAS  NOT ABOUT ISIS BOMBS, BUT  
IF THEY SHOULD ALLOW PEOPLE TO USE THIER REST ROOM OF THEIR  CHOICE.
OR WHAT IS ON THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATE.------NOW,  ONCE THEY LAWMAKERS GET 
THAT RESOLVED I ASSUME THEY WILL  NEED TO INSTALL PECKER-CHECKERS AT THE DOORS?. 
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WELL... THAT REMINDS ME.... I HAVE BEEN IN A MENS ROOM ONCE...
FOR REASONS HARD TO EXPLAIN,- (BUT ARE IN THE BOOK DOGS,DONKEYS AND CIRCUS PERFORMERS)
JANINE AND I  HAD SPREAD A TARP ON THE FLOOR OF A MENS ROOM IN A BIG BUILDING IN BOSTON
WE WERE  SITTING ON THE FLOOR --SNIPPING THE WOOLY FUZZ OF THE TESTICELS OF
 A VERY UNHAPPY  UPSIDE DOWN SHEEP.
NOW I DON'T KNOW HOW COMMON THAT WAS FOR THE AVG MENS REST ROOM USER, BUT A MAN CAME IN
USED THE FACILITIES, WASHED HIS HANDS, THEN WALKED OUT THE DOOR .. NEVER ONCE LOOKING IN 
OUR DIRECTION... OR ACKNOWLEDGED OUR PRESENCE ...OR  SMILING ,... OR ANYTHING.
SO FROM MY ONLY MENS ROOM EXPERIENCE, I HAVE CONCLUDED THEY MIGHT NOT KNOW 
WHICH REST ROOM THEY ARE IN ANYWAY.
OR AS THEY SAID IN  THE TV SHOW MASH.... "WHAT A BIG FUSS OVER SUCH A LITTLE THING."
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MY ONLY OTHER  OVERNIGHT NOTE WAS..
I LOVE THE GEICO COMMERCIALS- CONCEPTUALLY THEY ARE PERFECT.. AND THEN WELL DONE.
THE ONE I HAVE IN MIND TODAY IS TEH  HUSBAND AND WIFE SWINGING ONTHE VINES OF THE JUNGLE
ARGUING ABOUT WHETHER THEY SHOULD HAVE TURNED LEFT AT THE WATERFALL.
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SPEAKING OF ISIS-- AT 2:47am   I WONDERED... JUST HOW BIG IS BELGIUM ANYWAY-- COMPARED TO ... ?TEXAS?
MENTALLY I THINK  OF IT MORE LIKE RHODE ISLAND????
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ABOUT THE CHICKEN BRICK WALL--- WHAT A TIME FOR IT TO HAVE PROBLEMS-  BUT IT WENT DOWN 
YESTERDAY WHEN I TRIED TO ENTER THE QUICK PICKS... I TALKED TO THE  "GUY" AT MAIL CALL.. AND HE 
THOUGHT HE HAD IT FIXED... BUT THIS MORNING .. I AM NOT SURE...  IT DID NOT LET ME UPLOAD A PICTURE..
I HAVE EMAILED HIM AGAIN...
I HATE TO REMIND EVERYONE, BUT WE ARE TOTALLY DEPENDENT ON THE INCOME FROM THAT  ALL YOU GUYS.
AND WE HAVE 31 PUPS TO SPAY AND NEUTER STARTING SOON... SO PLEASE/.... FEEL FREE TO  TWIST THE ARM OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS  WHO CAN AFFORD A  $10   BRICK....- YOU ALL MAKE IT HAPPEN... AND IF YOU DON'T IT AIN'T GONNA.  -----IF YOU SHOUL D  JUST COME ACROSS A MILLIONAIRRE - WE WOULD NOT WANT
 OT LEAVE ANYONE OUT !! 
 OUR ONLY  MISSION IS VERY CLEAR.  TRAIN HAPPY DOGS TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY.
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 THE LATEST 2  AVA AND CLARK ARE GETTING RAVE REPORTS-- EVEN THO I WARN  RECIPIENTS THAT IT MAY TAKE  6 MONTHS TO GET  REALLY IN STEP...
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WHAT IS WITH THIS NORTH CAROLINA BIT....???

THE ENTIRE WORLD SEEMS TO BE MOVING THERE TO JOIN 
A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE  WHO NEED SERVICE DOGS 
WHO ALREADY LIVE THERE

I AM TRYIHG TO GET HOLD OF THE NICE WOMAN WHO
 CALLED WITH THE CP CHILD..
AND NOW WE HAVE A SECOND INTERESTING CASE OF A PERSON WITH  
A SERVICE DANE NEEDING CERTIFICATION... IN NORTH CAROLINA????
IF WE GET ENOUGH OF THOSE WE COULD SHIP MEGAN DOWN FOR THE DAY
MEGAN LOVES  TO FLY..
AND EVERY TIME SHE DOES SHE GETS HER MOM 
TO MAKE SOME GREAT BEAN RELISH.

NOW THAT IS AS LOGICAL AS  REST ROOM STORIES...
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AND SO IT GOES