SEPT 4 2013
WHAT A RIDE !-- ON THIS COMPUTER THAT IS... I FINALLY CALLED AOL ABOUT NOT GETTING MY EMAILS--AND THEY FRITZED WITH IT AND FOUND I HAD 28,000 READ EMAILS IN SOME PLACE WHICH SHOULD BE CLEANED OUT AT 5000-- SO THEY DID THAT-- AND THEN LEFT ME WITH K A BUNCH OF "FOLDERS " OF THE EMAILS INCLUDING 2 FOLDERS UNREAD...
ONE HAD 978 THE OTHER 128
I KNEW THERE WAS A PROBLEM BUT DIDN'T FOLLOW THRU-- UNTIL LAST NIGHT-- WHEN I PAINSTAKINGLY WENT THRU ALL 1100 - OF COURSE TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF I HAD TO NOTE PATTERNS AND FREQUENT FLYERS... WINNERS WERE THE CANADIAN PHARMACY SELLING VIAGRA AND OMAHA STEAKS WITH A SPECIAL OF FILET WRAPPED IN BACON.
THERE WERE SEVERAL VERY UPSETTING EMAILS THAT PEOPLE SENT EXPECTING AN ANSWER--- I DID NOT IGNORE YOU-- AOL DID..
@#$%^&* COMPUTERS-- MANY THINGS BLEW ME AWAY YESTERDAY-- NONE THE LEAST WAS I CAN NOT TYPE SDP IN LOWER CASE BECAUSE THIS FOOL MACHINE CHANGES IT TO SEC-- I REALIZED WHY PEOPLE HAVE SAID THEY USED TO ENJOY MY OLD WAY OF SPELLING-- HELPFUL HANNA HERE HAS BEEN DIDDLING WITH MY SPELLING...
TEACHER "JOHNNY HOW DO YOU SPELL - FOLLOW?"
JOHNNY "FOLOW"
TEACHER " THAT IS WRONG"
JOHNNY " NO IT ISN'T- YOU ASKED ME HOW I SPELLED IT "
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I MUST - STARTING TODAY MOVE SOME WORK FROM THE OLD COMPUTER TO THIS ONE... AND I WILL START WITH THE TOY AREA... I HAVE A KEEPERS FOLDER--WITH THINGS LIKE THE "MOM" SONG--- JOHNNY CARSON WITH THE "COPPER CLAPPER CAPER" AND THE GUY WHO PLAYS THE PIANO WITH HIS BALLS. TERRIFIC PERFORMERS. MAYBE IT GOOGLES????
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WE ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE CATALOG SEASON
THERE ARE COMPOANIES THAT GET STUCK IN FAST FORWARD-- IT IS NOT BAD WHEN THEY ARE JUST BUTTON PUSHING ADVERTISING WITH EMAILS... BUT THERE ARE ONES THAT SEND OUT PAPER CATALOGS- --- THE WORST OFFENDER AROUND HERE IS ULINE-- NICE OUTFIT-- I BUY FROM THEM OFTEN-- COMMERCIAL STUFF- WHEN THEY SHIP THEY INCLUDE A CATALOG IN THE BOX 1/2 " THICK-- SHINEY-- EXPENSIVE PAPER-- AND THEN IT STARTS-- SEEMS LIKE EVERY WEEK-- ANOTHER IDENTICAL CATALOG WHICH WAS EXPENSIVE TO PRODUCE... THEN IF YOU CALL THEM TO ORDER THE PRICES HAVE CHANGED ANWAY I HAVE EVEN ASKED THEM TO STOP SENDING TH TO NO AVAIL
THE NEXT MOST FREQUENT FILLER OF MY MAILBOX IS STROMBERG'S CHICKS - FOR THOSE OF YOU LOOKING FOR AN EDUCATION -- TRY www.strombergschickens.com WHERE YOU CAN BUY AN EGG LAYING DAY OLD GIRL CHICK FOR $2.50 OR A PAIR OF SWANS FOR $2000.00... I WOULD SUGGEST YOU ALL BUY CHICKS--NOT SWANS-- SWANS ARE HUGE GEESE AND MEAN BASTARDS.
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY PEOPLE HAVE PET RABBITS THAT ONLY PRODUCE SMELL-- WHEN THEY COULD HAVE A COUPLE CHICKENS WHO WOULD EAT THE LEFTOVERS AND GIVE YOU EGGS AT THE SAME TIME. THEY CAN HAPPILY LIVE IN A RABBIT CAGE THAT HAS BEEN ADAPTED BY WRAPPING THE WHOLE THING IN "CHICKEN WIRE" SO THEY CAN GET DOWN ON THE GRASS AND EAT BUGS ETC...AND GIVING THEM A RAMP UP TO THE INDOOR EGG LAYING AREA- COUPLE HENS-- MOVE THE CAGE AROUND ONCE IN A WHILE AND YOU WOULD HAVE AN EGG EVERY 36 HOURS PER HEN...
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS PRINT TURNED GREEN..
IAM THINKING IT IS ME--
REMEMBER LUCILE BALL WHO MAINTAINED THA T THE FILLINGS IN HER TEETH PLAYED RADIO MUSIC??
WELL MAYBE THE FILLINGS IN MY TEETH ARE CREATING A MAGNETIC FIELD THAT INTERFERES WITH THIS CCOMPUTERS PERFORMANCE
DON'T LAUGH... YOU GOT ANY BETTER IDEAS????
