IT WAS A STRUGGLE LAST NIGHT TO GET THRU MAIL CALL WITH OUT SHELIA'S DIRECTION ... UNTIL BAILEY TOO K OVER..
SHE HAD SOME DEFINITRE IDEAS ABOUT HER PAY CHECK FOR BRINGING THE MAIL BASKET. I OFFERED HER WHAT THE BAG SAID WAS A TREAT-- AND SHE IMMEDIATELY DUMPED THE MAIL ON THE FLOOR AND BEGAN TO CHEW UP THE BASKET.. THIS WENT ON AN D ON AS I OFFERED HER DIFFERENT TREATS TIL I FINALLY HIT AN AGREEABLE ONE AND SHE GAVE ME THE BASKET...
IT IS ON YOUTUBE... AND IF YOU REALIZE WHAT IS HAPPENING ... IT IS PRETTY FUNNY.. THEN SHE SAT WITH AN EXPRESSION OF ... NOW PAY ATTENTION AND DON'T TRY AND GIVE ME LESS THAN ACCEPTASBLE PAY.. SHE DOES LIKE TO BE SPOON FED THE TINY CANS OF BENEFUL THAT SOMEONE SENT ME-- BUT WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF T HOSE...
I BETTER GET SOME MORE BEFORE SHE GOES ON STRIKE AGAIN.
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AND THEN THE ARRIVAL OF THE SHEWEE TOOK CENTER STAGE... FOR YOU NEW COMMERS,, I INVENTED THE WOMAN'S CONVENIENCE DEVICE.. YEARS AGO AND SOMEONE BEAT ME IN TH EPATENT OFFICE BY 2 WEEKS- IT IS AN EFFICIENT WAY OF TRANSPORTING HOARDS OF FEMALE KIDS--- AS I HAD TO WITH MY 4H CLUB...-- THE ONLY PROBLEM IS IT MAKES WOMEN IN THE LADIES ROOM NERVOUS BECUSE YOUR FEET POINT THE WRONG WAY WHEN THEY HEAR THE URINE FLOWING.
HOWEVER... JUST TO KEEP YOUR EDUCATION COMPLETE, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT FIND THE SET OF DIRECTIONS TYHAT COME WIHT IT EDUCATIONAL...
1. PUSH YOUR PANTIES TO ONE SIDE AND PLACE TH E SHEEWEE FIRMLY NEXT TO YOUR BODY
2. AIM URINE TO A SUITABLE PLACE; INTO A TOILET OR AWAY FROM YOUR FEET
3.ONCE RELIEVED PULL THE FUNNEL AWAY AND USE TO WIPE AWAY ANY FINQAL DRIPS, SHAKE FUNNEL
TIP: PRACTICE IN THE SHOWER ---ON LEAVING THE BODY URINE IS STERILE.
THE SHEEWEE WILL HANDLE EVEN THE STRONGEST VOID.
FOR WHEN YOU JUST HAVE TO GO-- AND HAVE SQUATTING DIFFICULTIES.
IN CASE YOU ARE ALL DYING TO GET ONE IT IS P.O. BOX 527 NEW CUMBERLAND PA.17070
PERFECT FOR THE WOMAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING... I BET SHE AIN'T GOT ONE OF THOSE.
IN TESTING I FOUND A LARGE COFFEE CUP SLICED IN HALF WORKED PRETTY WELL.
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MOVING ON.
GINGER IS DOING BEAUTIFULLY WITH DAWN-- AND THEY WILL GO HOME TODAY-- BARRING THE UNFORSEEN...
HOLES ARE BEING DUG FOR DRY WELLS..- THE KIND OF THING THAT DOES NOT SHOW-- BUT IS SOOOO NECESSARY...
BECAUSE ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE COMING IN OCTOBER ( YIKES-- A COUPLE WEEKS) WE ARE HAVING TO PULL OURSELVES TOGETHER-- WHICH WE OUGHT TO DO ANYWAY.
EARLENE-- HOW ARE WE DOING ON TH E OVEN FOR THE TEEPEE???? WE HAVE 74 MICROWAVES AROUND... BUT WE REALLY COULD USE AN OVEN .. I FIGURE- ON A WEEKLY BASIS NEARLY 200 MEALS ARE SERVED IN THAT T-TENT-- SOME-- ON SUNDAY-- ARE PRETTY EXOTIC TOO. NOT ALL SUB SANDWICHES..OR PIZZA.
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MY OTHER LARGE DISCOVERY-- THE BRANDY AS A SLEEPING PILL DID NOT WORK-- BENEDRYL IS NOT MUCH BETTER -- OR TRAZADONE........WITH MY INSOMNIA PROBLEMS-- STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE WILL KNOCK ME OUT FOR 3 HOURS... AND LEAN QUIZINE 300 CALORIE MEAL KNOCKED ME OUT FOR 4 HOURS.. IS THIS WHY I CNA NOT GET PAST NAP TIME AFTER LUNCH??? IT IS A WHOLE NEW FIELD FOR EXPERIMENTING.
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ALL 8 PUPS CAN NOW GO ON PUPPY HILL TOGETHER-- WHICH MEANS WE HAVE ADULT DOG TO SHUFFLE SOMEWHERE ELSE... WE HAVE A FEW NEW VOLUNTEERS.. I HOPPE THEY COME HERE OFTEN... THERE IS ALOT GOING ON...
I GOT THE GRASS CUT..
ISN'T THAT INTERESTING...????
WELL LET ME REPHRASE IT.. I CUT A BUNCH OF GREEN GROUND COVER--- THERE IS DARN LITTLE GRASS... NATURE IS OFFERING ANOTHER SOLUTION OF BROAD LEAF STUFF
ONWARD AND UPWARD...
