Dd 6 13,

Being more than slightly deaf,...Sitting there in the courtroom... with nothing to do, I could not help but admire the polished wood and everything perfect... including the 3 inches of  duct  over the door handle that said “pull”.

 

 The uncorn episode was a huge success---lovely white pony with various parts dyed purple to match the request.... which meant  a great deal of Janine was also dyed purple.. the excitement was—someone across the wild internet—I can not imagine who would do such a thing...  but called the tv stations to report Janine’s attempt at coralling a wild donkey as “animal abuse”   so the crew arrived with big camera on shoulder...they decided there was no negative  story of animal abuse, but left with their minds full of a pretty amusing happy story about  volunteers, shampoo ,  a white  pony and purple dye...

I remember megan's urine colored dog and wondered how long we were going to have a purple pony.  The child who requested this was beyond thrilled.  there are good pictures which are probably on the Internet but typically nobody's sent them to me... there's one of the child alone walking the pony up the middle of a street--- which I wish I had but I don't..  that pony was damn good !!!

 

First thing I do every morning well at least the 2nd is the turn on the TV to see whether World War three has started.. Invariably I get some advertisement about 3 lawyers wanting to take your case and how successful they are.. which started me wondering which would take precedent ....World War 3 or the finances of having an advertisement on.. television... and I couldn't help but remember Tom leyer. and his comment to his mother “goodbye mom-- I am off to drop the bomb. – I’ll be home when the war is over,   in about 20 minutes”

 

Why are comedians  so often absolutely correct?