Sunday, July 18, 2021

JULY 18 2021

 NEW/OLD IDEA???----------WE NEED TO GET OUT OF THE BOXES INTO WHICH WE HAVE CRAWLED...WE  NEED TO GET OUR CONCENTRATION BACK ON THE DOGS. ---JUST LIKE TH SENIOR LIVING HOMES...---- WE NEED AN ACTIVITIES DIRECTOR...---JUDY???????  -WELL WE CERTAINLY NEED MORE IDEAS ABOUT  PREPARING THESE DOGS FOR A HAPPY WORKING LIFE.------- HISTORICALLY WE HAD   BALLOON BREAKING DAY  IN THE FLAT FIELD-- KEPT BLOWING UP BALOONS TIL THEY GOT USED TO BREAKIING THEM( AND WE PICKED UP THE BROKEN  ONES.)-- OR BABY CHICKEN DAY---GREAT PHOTOS OF THUMPER AND  TEH CHICKES AND WORST OF ALL... MOST OF TEH DOGS 10 YEARS AGO--- COULD ALL WORK THE YUPPY PUPPY. NOW ALL WE DO IS TRIP OVER IT  AND DECIDE TO DO IT TOMORROW...OK ALL YOU THINKERS..... IS THE PROBLEM THAT WE NEED SMALLER  UNIQUE TRAINING PLACES-????   - LIKE FOR THE YUPPY-- YOU REALLY NEED ONE ON  ONE AND CAN NOT HAVE BENTLEY LURKING IN THE BACKGROUND....HE THINKS THAT IS HIS AND WILL PUSH TEH LEVER AND LEAVE THE FOOD TREAT IN TEH PAN. IN A MOST DEFIANT WAY.

IF ISOLATING ONE DOG IS TEH PROBLEM HOW DO WE SOLVE THAT????   UNTIL I STARTED TO WRITE THIS I NEVER THOUGHT. OUR BEAUTIFUL CELLAR-- WHERE -- WITH.  SOME EFFORT THE PUPS WOULD ALSO. LEARN TO USE TEH OPEN BACK STAIRS.OR MAYBE LEARN TO WALK IN THE RAIN WIRTH AN UNDERBRELLA ...SO MAYBE TEH REAL PROBLEM IS I NEVER STOPPED TO ANALYZE THE PROBLEM.. ALL I WAS DOING WAS FUSSING ABOUT IT.  I HAD A PRECONCIEVED NOTION THAT THE CELLAR WAS DIRYT  DUSTY AND OVER RUN WITH CARTONS OF OLD MEDICAL RECORDS...  WHICH IN FACT IT ONCE WAS-- AND THAT WAS BECAUSE SOMEON E.  IN THEIR VAST INTELLIGENCE DECREED THAT
MEDICAL RECORDS MUST BE SHREDDED-- AND HAVING NO SHREDDER THEY JUST SAT..... UNTIL I FINALLY DECIDED ONE WINTER TO HEAT THE HOUSE BY BURNING TEH MANY CARTONS IN TEH FIREPLACE------NO ONE HAS ARRESTED ME YET FOR THAT.....BUT ALOT OF PEOPLE CERTAINLY BELIEVED I WOULD BE JAILLED BY THE HYPPA COMMITTEE IF ANY FOUND A SHRED OF RECORD NOT BURNED AND DISCOVERED A PERSON IN FACT DID HAVE-- AND WAS TREATED FOR ATHLETES FOOT IN 1973.. I TELL YOU ... THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THOSE  SHREADDERS HAVE A VERY ACTIVE ADVERTISING  CAMPHAIGN ABOUT THE LEGAL LIABILITY OF FIREPLACE BURNING....  THE PEOPLE WHO WARNED ME WERE DEAD SERIOUS.  GOTTA WATCH WAHAT YOU ARE BEING TOOLD TO BELIEVE....

ONE OF MY FAVORITES IS THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WERE BEING BUSSED TO NEW HAMPSHIRE TO VOTE...--THOUSANDS...??? HOW MANY BUSSES WOULD THAT BE? -- SOME 80 ODD BUSSES--- UP AND BACK???  THAT CARAVAN WOULD MAKE THE NEWS FOR SURE..... I DRIVE RT 95 ALL THE TIME--- I NEVER SAW ONE.--AND ... IN MASS YOU COULD NOT FILL ONE BUS WITHOUT HAVING ONE RIDER WHO WOULD SELL THAT STORY TO THE NEAREST REPORTER  FOR ALOT OF MONEY.-- I I. WOULD BE FIRST IN LINE TO SELL IT.
SO B ACK TO THE DOGS....

 THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON THAT THE DOGS SLIP DOWN TEH PRIORITY LIST---EVERYBODY IS DOING A GREEAT JOB...WORKING HARD..... BUT I AM THINKING MAYBE IT IS BACKWARDS. ----- CERTAINLY POO PICKING IS FIRST-- WHT THEN A=HAPPENS IT SEEMS TO ME.. THAT PEOPLE PICK UP LAUNDRY, CHANGE FLUFFIEES ECT-AND BY AFTERNOON THE PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL AND NO ONE IS RUNNING AROUND THE  FLAT FIELD.  THE PLACE I NOTICE TROUBLE IS IT IS GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO CONTROL THE NOISE AT FEEDING  BECAUSE THEY HAVE TOO MUCH ENERGY....THEY ARE JUMPING SOOOOO HIGH THAT THEIR HEADS ARE WELL OVER TEH TOP RAIL 6' OFF THE GROUND...MAYBE SIMPLY FLYFFY CHANGING TO BE DONE JUST  BEFORE 4:00 FEEDING???? AND SPEND TEH MORNING  OUT WITH TRAINERS AND GETTING WORN OUT BY JOGGERS????  SOMETHING....

ALL THIS ORGANIZATION GIVES US A TIDY SCHEDULE-- BUT--- THESE ARE ANIMALS-- THEH TRICK IS TO MAKE THE SCHEDULE MATCH THE ANIMAL..LUCKILY LYNN IS HERE TODAY  AND WE CAN COFFEE ABOUT THAT--AND I WELCOME ANY OTHER IDEAS REGARDLESS OF HOW RIDICOULOUS THEY SOUND... A GREAT IDEA IS ONE THAT CAUSES SOMEONE ELSE TO THINK....

DEPENDING ON THE  COV... ARE WE READY TO ACCEPT CP'S FROM OSKOSH. WHO ARE WARNED -- THIS IS NOT A SPA.... AT 7AM YOU WILL BE EXPECTED TO HAVE HAD A CUPPA AND BE ALIVE AND ALERT LEANING ON SOME TREE IN THE YARD. READY FOR SOME   ACTIVITY...?  
I DUNNO ..I AM  NOT HEARING GOOD THINGS ABOUT COV LATELY.