Tuesday, May 25, 2021

MAY 25 2021

 ANXIOUS TO SEE IF MY "ORGANISED ROOSTING" PROJECT OF YESTERDAY WAS EFFECTIVE... I WANT TO BE SURE THOSE WHO WANT TO ROOST HIGH CAN GET THERE...


 I DI D GO THRU THE  MURRARY MCMURRAY CATA LOGUE FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO GIVE AN OPINION ( PREFERABLY TO SAM). MAYBE I N WEEK OR SO WE COULD ORDER CHICKS... 
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ANNA WITH HER MEGESPPH IS SO FAR SO GOOD... MUST WORK ON TH E  BAILEY CHAIR TODAY...  SHE IS FINALLY RELAXING BEING HELD VERTICAL SO FOOD CAN SLIDE DOWN...  ACTUALLY... THIS JELLO BIT IS NEW TO ME..   CLEAR JELLO SO WE CAN BE SURE SHE IS GETTING HYDRATED.. IT IS A MECHANICAL  PROBLEM- A SLIGHT "BALLOONING"  OF TEH ESOPH WHICH CATCHES FOOD. AND CAN CAUSE INHALATION PNEUMONIA .     THEY CAN OUTGROW IT... I THIINK TILLY HAS---
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DOG TRAINING... - BY PUTTING CARDBOARD BOXES ON MY SIDE OF THE BED, I HAVE... I THINK.. FINALLY TRAINED SIZ  NOT TO TAKE HER HALF OUT OF THE MIDDLE.-- NOW TO ELIMINATE TEH CIRCLE PAWING OF COVERS....  THANKS O CINDY - WHO IS TH EWORLD S FASTEST /BEST BED MAKER.. WE ARE STARTIONG AT SQUARE ONE.. COVERS  ALL ORGANIZED...   
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AS THESE PUPS GET INTO  WHAT WE CALL" BITEY FACE"  PHASE OF YOUTH DEVELOPPTGMENT...  ALL OF YOU CAMERA PEOPLE MUST... AS IN MUST..... REALIZE MOMMY DOGS HAVE RULES  FOR PUPPIES AND WE ARE JUST EMPLOYING HER TACTICS SINCE SHE IS NOT HERE...-
 THE BASIC RULE IS.. TEH CHEWOR MUST NEVER MAKE TEH CHEWEE SCREAM IN PAIN...-- MOMMY DOGS DO NOT APPROVE OF A PUPPY SCREAMING AND WILL GO OVER AND PUT THE CHEWOR'S HEAD IN HER MOUTH  AND SCARE THEM INTO LETTING GO...  THIS MOUTH LIFTING PART IS VERY HARD ON MY BACK SO  WE HAVE ADAPTED A DISCIPLINE OF THE CHEWOR BY A FEW FINGERS ACROSS TH E NOSE OF THE CHEWOR CAUSING HIM TO RELEASE THE CHEWEE... ....  NOW ON CAMERA I CAN JUST HEAR IT NOW--- DISTORTED AND VIDEO'D  IT MIGHT BE SIMPLE FOR ANYONE WITH AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE TO  MISREPRESENT TEH ACTION.. AS RUDYARD. SAID.. TWISTED BY KNAVES ..... HOWEVER... THANKS TO PAM'S PUPPY LESSON.  PRINTED AT THE BOTTOM OIF THIS DD..   I AM SURE EVERYONE WILL TAKE HER WORD FOR IT WHEN SHE SAYS ... THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE...
 THIS IS A "STARTLE MANEUVER "   AND IS INTENDED  TO MAKE THE PUP SIT BACK AND SAY "THAT DID NOT TURN OUT AS I EXPECTED".   SORT OF LIKE DRIVING A CAR WHILE TEXTING.  THE TICKET IS A  MINOR LESSON  THAT  IS INTENDED TO PREVENT A MAJOR LESSON.

IF YOU DON'T DISCIPLINE YOUR CHILDREN, THE WORLD WILL.  MY MOTHER USED TO SAY THAT ALL THE TIME. ( I APPARENTLY HAD A PROBLEM WITH THAT....) SHE USED TO SAY ALOT OF THINGS..... OFTEN....   VERY ANNOYING AS A TEENAGER... BUT SHE GOT SMARTER AS I GOT TO RETIREMENT AGE...  THAT  HAPPENS/-- SHE WAS A CHEMIST AT HEART-- AND COOKED WITH CHEMISTRY IN MIND...HER JELLY MAKING IN A POT ABOUT 24 INCHES IN DIAMETER WITH  1 INCH OF JELLY AT THE BOTTOM  .LOOK ODD, BUT JELLED BETTER...DUE TO SURFACE AREA ETC....
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THE 5 GOATS ----THAT WERE NOT FEMALES---- ARE WORKIN G ON THE DOG RUNS OFF THE NUTT HOUSE... DOING A FINE JOB...  I AM NOT USED TO THOSE NOISES SO CLOSE TO. MY BEDROOM WINDOW.... THEY DO SEEM TO EAT  ANYTHING GREEN...  ( AND PROBABLY BROWN, PURPLE, CHARTRUSE AND BRIGHT YEELLOW TOO) CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF THEY DO NOT EAT  TIN CANS... BUT DARN NEAR.
IF A DOG RUNS THRU POISON IVY.. AND YOU PAR THE DOG, IS IT TRUE YOU CAN "CATCH  POISON IVY". ?  I THINK SO .. BECAUSE IT IS THE "DUST" OFF THE PLANT THAT CAUSES THE RASH... AND IF YOU WASH IT OFF IMMEDIATELY. YOU DON'T GET IT.  AFTRER EXTENSIVE ARGUEMENTS  WITH MY HUSBAND ABOUT OOOZING SPREADING AND EXPERIMENTAL  DISCOVERYIES.   IT WAS DETERMINED HE WAS CORRECT.. MED SCHOOL WILL SOMETIMES DO THAT...
THERE IS A FARM IN THE NEXT TOWN THAT HAS  A GOAT RENTAL HERD FOR LAND CLEARING.- I DO THINK GOATS ARE MORE ACCEPTABLE THAN SHEEP-- THEY CAN BE VERY COMICAL TO WATCH... WHERE SHEEP ARE JUST SHEEP...

I REMEMBER=== AND I THINK MAY HAVE MENTIONED BEFORE .... I HAD TO LINE UP A GROUP[ OF SHEEP  ALL IN A ROW  ON A HILLSIDE AT SUNRISE. ( OPERATIVE WORD HERE IS SUNRISE..... LASTS ABOUT 20 MINUTES AND THEN YOU WAIT TIL THE NEXT DAY FOR ANOTHER "TAKE")  - ALL I DID WAS TO DUCT TAPE THE SHEEP'S FRON T LEGS IN THERI "SLEEPING POSITION ".... I EI. DOUBLED... AND WE COULD LIFT THEM INTO POSITION VERY EASILY AND TEHY NEVER MOVED.. PERFECT !!.
ANIMAL EPISODES LIVED ON DUCT TAPE... WE DID ALOT OF CATALOGUES FOR "PET CLOTHING". MOSTLY JACKETS AND COATS....-- I CAN NOT REMEMBER ONE THAT WAS NOT CUT UP THE BACK AND DUCT TAPED TO THE DOG.   THE DESIGNERS NEVER MADE ACCOMODATION FOR A DOG'S NECK... 

ONE OF OUR LAST CATALOGUES  I DID.  WAS IN A STUDIO IN NASHUA NH. WHERE THEY HAD JUST FINISHED  A COMMERCIAL FOR  THOS E 1"  CHOCOLATES WRAPPED IN TINFOIL. DARK, MILK, AND WHITE... CHOCOLATE.... THEY HAD A WHOLE CARTON OF THEM ...THEY NO LONGER NEEDED... SO WE ATE THEM...  ALL..... 
NOT TO BE RECOMMENDED.