Saturday, November 28, 2020

NOV 28 MICE

 20 11 28

OH MY  I GOOFED 
Living in one room ,a bathroom And a car--- pretty big car---allows me to collect things-- projects --future projects go away get away ..  certainly these two puppies oARE a future project but unfortunately as we found out during the family zoom meeting that I'm not the only one living in my room-- there's a mouse . AT LEAS ONE   . so it was suggested by my children that perhaps I take a day and maybe clean up this AREA   so today's the day then I'm at least going to think about it------    I probably won't get anything done but I'll at least start thinking about it .. 
 
I have a theory ---actually I have a lot of theories --  well this one is I think I did not have enough toys of the kind I wanted when I was a kid ---so therefore the older I get the more objects I collect of a certain type and in my case it's wheeLs...  round things -----I have a large collection of tires and wheels and rims and things like that ..and every once in awhile I find some I can use...  a need .. I think as a youngster I never resolved how you put some kind of axle in the middle oF  then wheel... I think if someone had explained to me about ball bearings, I could have conquered the world...... instead of collecdting  THINGS THAQT ROLL.. LIKE WAGONS... CARS, AND   the  SHELVING ALL OVER THIS HOUSE.. IS stainless steel and  ON WHEELS !!  (no excuse for not  under cleaning. )     It is painful for me to throw away those round wheels that wires  or rope comes on... if I see one of those telephone company wooden ones  I have been known to burst into tears trying to stuff it =in my car with the 3 or 4 dogs usually there,-----CONSEQUENTLY.......     in the back left corner of both the arena and shop there is a pile of  "things that are round"  ... with no other identifying charTERistics.....
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The next theory someone needs to look into is ... with a mouse on my bed....  Aside from being thankful  I  sleep with a cpap covering m y nose/mouth....  The reason They are there ========TALKING TO  SIZZLE=====what's your problem but you have to have a cookie or something didn't you get you had breakfast I didn't need your breakfast who is your breakfast eat your breakfast it's a good breakfast you gotta eat the breakfast eat it eat the breakfast it has got a whip cream in it ========    is because not long ago I started eating crackers  for a 2am snack...   I knew i have had a mouse on the floor for a long time.. it has a daily routine you could set the clock by it.  In places like The floor in  m y closet and under bureau... those places didn't bother me but I do believe that this goldey person ghost that I live with sometimes makes suggestions ----  well things I ought to consider .. and I wonder now if the fact that that little mouse that's about an inch and a half long Knew that I SPILL just a few tiny pieces of cracker on my bed .. which has to be 24 inches off the floor .. comparing all those dimensions  INVOLVED   I wonder if we would be better  off training by mice than  dogs  to sniff contraband at the border .
I remember before we had the shipping container in which we keep dog food , we tried STORAGE IN  the old ambulance .. and we parked it at least 100 feet away from the barn or any area where there were rats .. and it didn't take those rats more than a WEEK to locate that ambulance and somehow get themselves in--- must have crawled up the tires---   so when the cars for kids came to collect the ambulance the minute they moved it you would have thought there was some kind of rat type fire drill as they all ABANDONED SHIP. .
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And then.........  cov numbers..i did see somewhere  THERE IS  a self test- if that is true, then it explains the number of false negatives...because....
Linda went to be tested, and she  explasined the person ouTside her car window had shoved a  large pole up her  n ose and  counted to 5 as it was wedged behind her right eyeball.  She explained  if that is where the cov  hides, there is no way aNY SELF TEST WILL BE ACCURATE.
 
I MUST NOW DEAL WITH SIZZLE BECAUSE THE BREAKFAST SERVERS FORGOT HER WHIPED CREAM TOPPPING SO SHE IS LOOKING AT THE DISH.... THEN ME...