Monday, November 2, 2020

nov 2 2020

 we have acquired a new interesting sounding camera person    -- who shall remain nameless... a vet... hospitalized.... but lives in one of those wild west  states...  beyoud the hudson river... we have been holding this early morning tryst ( he does not know i am 83)

sounds like he could really use a dog-- and being a veteran, the va would fly him back and forth for training... he offereed to buy a pup to speed up the porcess... .. so i sent him this. 
HELLOW...
.good morning.... 
IT WOULD NOT HELP FOR YOU TO BUY A pup FOR US....
WE MAKE OUR OWN... BY PUTTING A BOY DOG WITH A GIRL D0G AND 63 DAYS LATEr BINGO... PUPPY DOGS !!

AND  I DON'T THINK YOU ARE THINKING  OF HOW MUCH POO PUPPIES PRODUCE  WHICH WE MANAGE  PRETTY EFFICIENGTLY, with 100 volunteers   and a big dumpwwster     BUT WITH ONLY  ONE PUP.. YOU WOULD NOT HAVE THAt ability.-it  WOULD PILE UP IN TH E CORNER PRETTY QUICKLY.... and smell .. 
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texas is not one of our favortie places..   but we do have a dog or two in tenn.... even tho we say "north of th hudson river"  life is so damn strange
we have no "absolutes."  so send us paperwork.. with zero guarentees.... 

now there is a good daily doggie topic   ho0w much poo does it take to have a year old dog weighing 100 pounds??? 
have at it ... they Are born weighting  about a pound..... 

if you wander around our web... there is a woman whio saves everythign in an ?? information?  somethign.   and there is a video of the birth of all our pups.

the way you can help is to get  more people watchign our crazy acres. cameras...  . because explore.org ( our main  donor)  likes to see numbers going up  and tehy are 100% non commercial    "never stop learning" is theri mantra 
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all right.. all you people who tell me my math is aLL WRONG  WHEN I HAVE 3 DOGS IN KENNEL 10 INSTEAD OF 2 .. WORK ON  THIS..

A 3 WEEK OLD PU P WEIGHITNG 5 POUNDS... AND EATING 1 CUP OF DRY FOOD A DAY ( IN 3 MEALS)   PROGRESSES TO 6 CUPS A DAY--49 WEEKS LATER AND WEIGHS 100 POUNDS..  HOW MUCH DRY FOOD WAS THEN MIXED WITH A n equal weight of water.. and processed in ot poo to be pickedu p and put in the dumpster.
physics??? "     matter may neither be created nor destroyed" !!
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that will be  a more reasomnable occupation than to figure out  what the postal department did with  the ballot which a  suburban h ousewife  in penna.. sent In early  a week ago.
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on thAT SAME TOPIC- MY DAUGHTER IN N.C SAID SHE PLANNED TO FILL
H ER GAS TANK, ,REFRIGERATOR, ( AND PROBABLY  KEG)  AND JUIST AND WATCH  TV ON HER HILLTOP  ON NOV 3RD.

 TO THIS LINDA ADDED  A FIST FULL OF CASH   OUT OF THE ATM MACHINE MIGHT NOT  BE A BAD IEDA EITHER.
? ME? I THINK I WILL STAy off the highway.... wear a mask, and wait for eht cov virus to  "vote"  about mask wearing  along about thanksgiving day...  
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WELL I WON'T STAY OFF THE ROADS.... NEXT PUPPY PLAN IS TOTAKE EACH OF THE PUPS OUT FOR A CAR RIDE AROUND HOOD POND.. NOW ALL OF  YOU DO A GOOGLE SEARCH AND FIND HOOD POND..   AND CALCULATE THE MILES..?? MAYBE2 OR 3???  MY  CAR GETS 16 MILES PRE GALLON  WHEN NOT PULLING A TRAILER.. 
AND TELL ME  HOW MUCH GAS WILL I USE IN THE 15 TRIPS?. 
  
AND YOU  BETTER CALCULATE THE FACT THAT I WILL BE RUNNING THE HEATER FULL ON..
 I HAVE  ALREADY  ORDERED ANOTEHR HAIR DRYER   TO FILL A BIG NEED, TIL THE FIREPLACE GETS FIXED...  A ONE PIECE SNOW SUIT AND A HAIR DRYER IS TEH CHEAPEST WAY OUT OF THE WINTER DULDRUMS.. I KNOW THESE THINGS.
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Dear Carlene,

Seagram continues to be my perfect partner. Last week we went to New York City because I had to have a procedure for my back. Although this is only our second trip to the city in a year, and we have been going out less in general, she was the perfect professional, as expected. She has also been working extra hard to keep me stable since my back has progressively worsened (after a fall 2 ago, when I let go of Seagram to cut flowers - which taught me that I really need to hold onto my stable girl!). 

In the hospital, we could tell that many people were happy to see her, even if their faces were partially covered with masks. We gave out her business cards, which of course refer them to SDP and the Explore cameras. It seemed as though people appreciated the idea of watching puppies on camera even more in these crazy times. 

Speaking of walking, we continue to walk to the beach. On Saturday, we left our house at the same time as our neighbors across the street, who have a 6 month old Boston terrier. We walked together toward the beach, and it was wonderful to catch up with them (albeit distanced & masked). As we walked & talked, their puppy was straining on the leash, excited and wanting to see Seagram. The puppy was pulling so hard that the man had some difficulty controlling her(!) - but all the while, Seagram was polite and professional. I briefly imagined what it would be like if my 120 pound girl pulled at the leash, and am all the more grateful for her impeccable manners. 

amy

Carlene White
www.servicedogproject.org
CARLENE HAS A DEFICTIVE LEFT PINKY FINGER WHICh CAUSES RAndom caps lock