TECH EXTREME EXCITEMENT OF THE DAY... I SAT IN BED WITH MY NEW PHONE AND TOOK A PICTURE OF A PIECE OF THE WONDERFUL BEDSPREAD KATHY GOFORTH MADE FOR ME... AND I SENT IT OUT.--SMALL PROBLEM, I DON'T HAVE A CLUE
WHERE I SENT IT TO. THIS PHONE SEEMED TO WANT A NUMBER SO I SENT IT TO THIS HOUSE NUMBER...WHICH HAS NOT ACKNOWLEDGED A THING... SO I ALSO SHARED IT AND PUSHED THE FACEBOOK FUNNY "F" LOOKING THNG.I UNDERSTAND ZERO FACEBOOK "DOINGS" --- SO IF SOME OF YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF A PIECE OF CROCHET BEDSPREAD- I'M WHERE IT CAME FROM..... UNLESS... THERE IS SOME CREATURE LIVING ON THE THIRD MOON OF SATURN POKING BUTTONS TOO. THAT IS SORT OF THE DEFINITION OF INFINITY...
SO------I CAN TAKE A PICTURE....I STILL DON'T HAVE THE SEND BUTTON DOWN PAT YET. I AM VERY SUSPICIOUS OF THAT %^&*()PHONE.
HOW DO I KNOW THAT THE "AUTHORITIES" WHO RUN TH E WEATHER DEPARTMENT DON'T HAVE MY PHONE RIGGED TO SEND LOCAL WEATHER TO THEM - AND THE CONCEPT OF A WEATHER SATILITE IS FICTION AND JUST A WAY TO DEFRAUD THE TAXPAYER???
I HAVE LONG RESENTED A LITTLE BOX IN MY CAR TELLING SOME PERSON WHO WEARS A SHIRT SAYING "MECHANIC" TO REPLACE A SOLONOID....WHATEVER THAT IS.... THE CAR COMPUTER CAPABILITIES ARE INFINITE... HOW EFFICIENT IT WOULD BE TO KNOW THAT NEXT MARCH 7TH ALL 2014 FORDS WOULD SPUTTER AND NEED GISZMO #678-- SO THAT GIZMO FACTORIES COULD PRODUCE #678 IN JANUARY TO BE READY.
REMEMBER WE ARE LIVING IN A SOCIETY WHERE THE TRASH CANS IN NEW YORK TALK TO THE TRASH TRUCKS TELLING THEM THEY ARE GETTING FULL..( FACT)
THERE ARE SOOOO MANY WAYS WE HAVE LET THE COMPUTERS TAKE OVER WITH THE WILD DREAM OF HOW SOMETHING COULD POSSIBLY RUN BETTER ---IF I WAS RUNNING THE VOTING INTHE US, I WOUDL GO FOR THE DUNKING OF A THIRD FINGER IN PURPLE DYE THAT DID NOT WASH OFF FOR MONTHS. I SEE ABSOLUTELY NO REASON THAT IIS NOT A SUPERIOR WAY OF DEALING. AND I WOULD HAVE A UNIFORM PAPER BALLET-- PUT A BIG X ON EITHER SIDE-- THE RED OR BLUE-- THEN PILE THEM UP AND MEASURE THE STACK WITH A YARDSTICK. BY SLIDING THE STACK SLIGHTLY SIDEWAYS YOU COULD FLIP THRU AND VISUALLY BE SURE ALL WERE IN THE RIGHT PILE. INSTEAD OF DEBATING HANGING CHADS. ( REMEMBER ... I BOUGHT A FLORIDA VOTING BOOTH ON EBAY... IT IS IN THE CELLAR... WITH THE LAUNDRY)
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WHICH OPENS THE DISCSSION OF THIRD FINGERS AND MECHANICS..
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IF YOU ARE SITTING AT A TABLE WITH A BUNCH-- ASK SOMEONE TO PUT THEIR FIRST FINGER OF THEIR LEFT HAND ON THE TABLE... AND WITH THIER RIGHT HAND PUT THE THIRD FINGER ON THE TABLE... THEN ASK THEM WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR SECOND FINGER..... 99% OF PEOPLE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND WILL BRING UP LAME EXCUSES.. LIKE "THUMB"
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AND THEN THERE ARE MECHANICS.. OR AT LEAST THERE USED TO BE,,,,AN EXTREMELY TALLENTED GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO HAD DEVELOPED A VERY SOPHISTICATED LOGICAL PROCESS. THEY COULD FIGURE OUT IF "A" THEN "B" OR "J" OR "Q" BUT PROBABLY "J" AND YOUR CAR WOULD RUN.
NOW YOU GO IN TO KEEP YOUR APPOINTMENT IN THE CAR FIXING PLACE, AND A GUY IN WHITE SHIRT AND TIE... WITH CLIPBOARD ASKS YOUR NAME AND VIN NUMBER OF THE CAR BEFORE HE SUGGESTS YOU GO HAVE A COFFEE IN THE WAITING ROOM BECAUSE THE COMPUTER IS DOWN..
I AM VERY SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THIS NEEDING AN APPOINTMENT FOR CAR REPAIR.... GO BACK TO GISZMO #678 CONCEPT.
I ONCE HEARD A WOMAN SAY... IT IS A GOOD THING I WAS JUST GOING BY THE CHEVY DEALER WHEN "IT" HAPPEND SO I DROVE RIGHT IN....
LORDY... DID THE CHEVY DEALER'S COMPUTER BLUETOOTH A MESSAGE TO HER CAR AND SAY STOP RUNNING RIGHT NOW.?
SOMEWHERE I SAW TH CEO OF IBM EXPLAIN HOW THE NEW SYSTEM-- CALLED WALTER...OR MATHEW OR SOME SUCH...WHICH WOULD TAKE ALL POSSIBLE INFORMATION OFF THIS CLOUD BIT AND MAKE THE DECISION ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU GET A PILL TO CURE YOUR UPSET TUMMY. COUPLE THAT WITH THIS RFID CHIP FOR PEOPLE ( WE ALREADY DO DOGS CHIPS THAT WE CAN READ---) I BELIEVE THE RFID'S YOU CAN WRITE INFORMATION TO... TEH SIZE OF A PIECE OF RICE....
SORT OF AN EXTERNAL MEMORY DEVICE...
I PLAN TO HAVE 6 OF THEM INSTALLED IN MY POSTERIOR SO I CAN FIND MY CELL OHONE WHEN NEEDED.
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I wanted you to see the how far we had to walk in the one photo. Cars are parked by the buildings in the background. Dolly was amazing! I certainly would not have been able to get there without her! She also did great with her down stay on the metal bleachers with kids running, which is very loud! I am so proud of her! There were also several other dogs there and she did so good waking past them and having did walk past her, they were not behaving like she was! People were commenting on how well trained she is. You would have been proud of her! O certainly was.
Thank you for such a wonderful helper and my independence back!
Brenda
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PERFECT TIMING... IN INADVERTANTLY SET MY CELL PHONE TO RING AT 7:00 AM... AND IT DOES..
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