Wednesday, December 25, 2013

DEC 25 2013
TEETERING ON MY TOADSTOOL OF PRIDE--- SDP BEING ONE OF THE  TOP 25 WEB CAMS IN THE WORLD...
per Earthcam!      http://www.earthcam.com/top25/... 
SHELIA HAS TO POINT OUT  WE ARE RIGHT THERE WITH  SOME ROACHES AND A GRAVESTONE.

IT IS REALLY HARD TO TRY AND TURN 3 ROACHES AND A GRAVESTONE IN TO A POSITIVE THOUGHT-  MAYBE IT IS BETTER THAN NOT HAVING BEEN NOTICED AT ALL- BUT I AM NOT SURE OF THAT EITHER...  I WENT BACK TO LOOK OVER THE ROACHES... 
IT IS CREATIVE....  AND I WAS 4th  OUT OF 444,341 PEOPLE WATCHING THE ROACHES ON CHRISTMAS MORNING-- WHERE OUR CAM I WAS 1 OF  212 OUT OF 6,244,510-- THAT IS NOT BAD FOR A CHRISTMAS MORNING.

 I HOPE SOMEONE WITH EXTRA TIME GOES THRU THE OTHER 24 TO SEE IF ANYONE HAS BETTER NUMBERS...   MAYBE THAT COULD BE A MATTER OF PRIDE..
.  AT LEAST OUR NUMBERS BEAT THE ROACHS...
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BACK TO BUSINESS

 THESE PUPS ARE SMALLER THAN SCARLOTT'S PUPS -
THAT OTHR BUNCH DOUBLED THEIR WEIGHT IN 9 DAYS-- THESE DID NOT EVEN COME CLOSE... WONDERING WHY-- LUCKILY WE HAD THEM ON GOATS MILK-- AND NOW ON GRUEL SO THEY ARE PACKING IT ON NOW...  WE EVEN SENT CHAOS HOME FOR AN OVERNIGHT WITH PAUL AND EARLENE   WITH HOPES OF DRYIG HER UP-- SHE DOES HAV E ONE SMAL L  LUMP WHICH WE HAVE BEEN WATCHING FOR MASTITIS-- 
AT ANY RATE I MADE THE DECISION TO  GO FOR THE GRUEL/VITAMINS/WORMING ETC  AND SEE IF WE CAN GET THEM GOING BETTER.--- WE WILL WEIGH THEM TODAY AND I BET THEY HAVE GAINED ALMOST A POUND  IN 48 HOURS...  STAY TUNED...
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EVEN IF WE HAD TO COMPETE WITH THE ROACHES FOR THE TOP 25, I BET WE HAVE RECIEVED MORE FATTENING   HOLIDAY FOOD THAT ANY OF THE OTHER 24 WEB CAMS..

I THINK TODAY WE WILL FREEZE SOME OF THE GREAT FF ( FATTENING FOODS)  SO WE CAN SPEAD OUT THE  CONSUMPTION...  AND CONCENTRATE ON FINISHING UP THE 5000 M&M'S
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LAST NIGHT'S TUESDAY  MAILCALL   HAS TO BE RIGHT UP THERE  -- WITH THE TORSO OF A FEMALE MANNEQUIN ON SHELA'S LAP AS THE VANNA WHITE  PERSON WITH SHEIA'S ARMS PROVIDING MOVEMENT ---THE   PUTTING ON OF MAKEUP --- AND NOSE PICKING... . IT WAS  THE HUMOR OF THE UNEXPECTED

THE 2 PACKAGES OF WICKED WHOOPIS  ARE GONE.--- WHAT DID NOT GET EATEN GOT DONATED TO THE VOLUNTEERS WITH KIDS...  HAD TO GET THEM OUT OF HERE... WE STILL HAVE TH E  10 POUND WHOOPIE IN THE FREEZER IN THE CELLAR.
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AS FOR NEW YERS RESOLUTIONS.... I AM STILL DEALING WITH  LAST YEAR'S  RESOLUTION TO LOOSE WEIGHT THIS YEAR-- AND  I HAVE ONLY 6 DAYS LEFT  TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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WE DID GET AN EDIBLE ARRAINGEMENT-- WHICH-- FOR ONCE-- WE FINISHED IN A DAY
THERE WERE ALOT OF PEOPLE WANDERING THRU YESTERDAY

THAT CAUSED THE TUESDAY TRIVIA TO BE   HOW MANY COFFEE CUPS DIID WE USE UP LAST MONTH...  FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON   WE KNOW  THE NUMBER OF COFFEE CUPS PURCHASED LAST MONTH --- SO SUBTRACTING WHAT'S LEFT GIVE S US A PRETTY REAL   NUMBER.
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ASPEN ARRIVES TODAY-- ASPEN BEING THE  RESCUED WHITE MULE...   THIS COULD BE A GOOD ONE-- I AM TOLD SHE WAS SOMEONE'S PET-- SHE LOOKS LIKE SHJE IS A DRAFT CROSS...PROBABLY PERCHERON--TO GET THE WHITE...  MAYBE 1500 POUNDS  FROM THE LOOK OF HER   PICTURE-- THAT IS AS BIG- OR BIGGER THAN JANINE'S HORSE.

BEFORE TOO MUCH WRONG INFO GETS OUT THERE... THIS  I S A PERFECT TIME TO EXPLAIN THE  REPRODUCTIVE LIFE OF A MULE.. 
MULES DO NOT COME FROM, PUTTING A BOY MULE WITH A GIRL MULE-- ALL YOU GET IS ACTION AND NO BABY MULE.. 
YOU NEED A BOY HORSE AND A GIRL DONKEY   ( OR  THE OTHER WAY ROUND)   AS FOR SIZE  YOU CAN HAVE A SMALL BOY   PONY  AND A MINI DONKEY  AND YOU GET  MINI MULE... THEY ARE NOT ALL HUGE...  THESE HUGE WORK MULES ARE VERY PRIZED POSSESSIONS  IN PLACES LIKE AFGHANISTAN -  I AM NOT SURE YET IF THE WILL BE A PRIZED POSSESSION HERE... BUT WE CAN HAVE A GO AT IT. 
  SHE DOES COME WITH WORK HARNESS-- BUT I AM NOT SURE IF SHE HAS ACTUALLY EVER BEEN "WORKED"   i.e. DRAGGED ANYTHING BEHIND HER.   
THAT IS ANOTHER THING WE CAN FIGURE OUT.    ALSO ... HOPEFULLY SHE WILL RENAME HERSELF-- BECAUSE ASPEN IS HER LAST NAME.

AND THE PERSON WHO RESCED HER APOLOGIZED   FOR NOT CLEANING THE HARNESS BEFORE GIVING IT TO US-- BUT HSE HURT HER BACK-- APPARENTLY WE NOW NEED TO CLEAN THAT..

THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER HAD THE JOY OF RUBBING LEATHER CLEAN..  WELL----  STAND UP TO THE PLATE...  WE APPARENTLY ARE GOING TO HAVE SOME.

MARY'S OLD PACK SADDLE WILL PROBABLY FIT HER TOO.--- AND BEING WHITE  THERE WILL BE SOME  STRANGE PHOTO-'OPS-
 KEEP THINKING NEXT YEARS CALENDAR-- THIS YEAR'S WILL BE EXTREMELY HARD TO BEAT.

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ANNIE HAD A LOVELY OVERNIGHT WITH CHAOS GONE WITH EARLENE--- 

SHE NOTED THAT  BOO IS QUITE THE SECURITY BEAST... SHE WOULD NOT STOP BARKING TIL ANNIE FIGURED OUT THE FRONT DOOR WAS NOT QUITE SHUT-- SO SHE SHUT IT AND BOO CURLED UP AND WENT BACK TO SLEEP.  THEY DO TALK.... SO LISTEN...

HMMMM   FOOD FOR THOUGHT...  

I EXPECT EARLENE AND PAUL TO BE BACK WITH CHAOS EARLY   TO DRAIN HER INTO THE PUPS...BEFORE THEY GO FOR BREAKFAST-- THEY WILL THEN BE BACK AFTER BREAKJFAST FOR THE AFTERNOON

KRISTIN-- THE VEGITARIAN --IS GOING TO ROAST A CHICKEN FOR DINNER... NOT THAT SHE EATS CHICKEN-- BUT SHE LIKES THE SMELL OF ROASTING CHICKEN-- HOW LUCKY CAN WE GET??

 I AM TOLD JACKIE WILL BE HERE EITHER TODAY OR TOMORROW-- I FORGET. ------ THIS IS ..JACKIE-- AKA INDIANNA CHILI-  MAKER-- 
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 ON WE GO - WITH ONE FOOT FIRMLY PLANTED IN MID AIR-