SOMEBODY SENT ME AN EMAIL OFFERING TO WWRITE THIS DAILY DOGGIE FOR ME...--IF I MADE THIS STUFF UP, IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE... BUT I DO NOT THINK ANYONE COULD REPORT THE GENERIC WIERDNESS THAT HAPPENS DAILY- WITHOUT BEING HERE.
I SPEAK TRUTH..
I TOLD YOU ABUT MARIA WANTING A METAL BED FRAME, AND 2 HOURS LATER ONE APPEARED ON THE BACK PORCH-- NO ONE KNOWSW HOW..
THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THOSE-- YESTERDAY BUD MENTIONED HE WISHED HE HAD SOME FIRE TONGS TO MANAGE THE FIRE BETTER... HE WAS TALKING ONLY TO MARIA AND ME.. WE DID NOTHING ABOUT IT.. BUT VERY SHORTLY A PAIR APPEARED ON THE FIREPIT.
YESTERDAY MID DAY-- WITHOUT MY DOING ANYTHING -- THE STENCH FROM MY TOP DRAWER WAS ALL OF A SUDDEN ...NO MORE.... .. GO FIGURE.
THERE ARE TOO MANY--- WE SHOULD KEEP TRACK
--YESTERDAY'S STEW WAS WONDERFU;L BETWEEN THE FIREPIT AND THE OVERHEAD GAS HEATER IT WAS TOASTY....... WHILE WE WATCHED BUD AND PAUL PUT UP THE NEW CAMERA-- IT IS NOW UP AND PLUGGED IN-- I AM TO TALK TO TIM TTODAY--- TO TRY AND GET IT FUNCTIONING. THERE ARE PARTS OF THE T TENT WHERE YOU CAN HANG OUT IF YU DO NOT WANTOTO BE ON CAMERA--- THAT REFRIGERATOR BLOCKS OUT ABOUT 1/2 THE ANNEX TABLES. AND WE DO WANT PROVISION FOR ON OCASSION HAVEING THE T TENT BE CAMERRA FREE.
THEY HAD ALL SORTS OF WAYS TO BLOCK THE CAMERA...--- BUT A LARGE POSTIT NOTE WOULD DO THE TRICK TOO.
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AND THEN THE LITTLE
PUPS... TIME TO GET THEM ORGANIZED... LAST NIGHT THEY WENT FROM 10PM TO 5AM-- HAVING SPENT THE DAY OUTSIDE HELPED I AM SURE-- BUT TIME HAS COME FOR THEM TO SPEAK WHIFFLE TOO... THEY ARE PLAYING TOO ROUGH FOR MY NERVES.. SO I WILL BE THE MOM AND BANG THE BAT--
MEANWHILE CHAOS GETS BIGGER AND SLOWER... AND IS PANTINTG MORE.
I AM A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THE CHICKEN BOARD... IT USUALLY SELLS OUT THE LAST 2 WEEKS-- AND I SURE HOPE IT DOES THIS TIME TOO... REMEMBER WE ARE DEPENDENT ON THAT TO SUPPORT THESE DOGS
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NOW FOR SELLING THINGS... THE TINY LITTLE BRASS SNAP HOOKS ATTACDHED TO THE 1" MONKEY FIST ARE PROVING TO BE TERRIFIC ZIPPER PULLERS-- I HAD 10 AND GAVE THEM TO PEOPLE TO TRY OUT-- THEY LOVE THEM-- SO MEGAN IS TO PICK UP 150 OF THEM TODAY--- AND I AM OFF AND FISTING IN FRONT OF TH E FIREPLACE-
JUST FOR SOMETHING TO DO-- I TRIED TO TIME MYSELF AT MAKING ONE... AND EVERY TIME I START THE STOP WATCH. I MAKE SOME SLIGHT MISTAKE LIKE TWISTING 2
CORDS WHCH TAKE SME 20 MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT... I KNOW THEY USUALLY TAKE ABOUT 10 MINUTES--- BUT I CAN NOT GET NEAR THAT IF I SET THE STOP WATCH RUNNING...
SOMETHING ABOUT FUNCTIONING UNDR PRESSURE...MAKING A HUGE DIFFFERENCE IN PERFORMANCE
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NEXT PROBLEM IS... JUST WHAT DOES 1500 CALENDARS LOOK LIKE-- BULK WISE-- I CAN BARELY GET IN MY ROOM NOW WITH THE BOOK ORDER DEPARTMENT.-- AND THEN MUST HAVE MAILERS--- LAST YEAR I BOUGHT TOO MANY GUSSETTED CARDBOARD MAILERS-- IT IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CALENDAR I DON'T WANT TO PUT IT IN THE USPOST OFFICE SYSTEM IN JUST A TYVEK ENVELOPE..
I KNOW I ORDERED 1500 BUT I DID ASK KITTY TO SEE IF THEY COULD CHANGE IT TO 2000-- LAST YEAR WE ORDERED 1000 AND HAVE 4 LEFT... THIS YEAR IT IS EVEN BETTER....AND WE SEEM TO HAVE A BIGGER AUDIENCE... I FIGURE THE FIRST 900 PAY THE PRINTER AND THE NEXT 600 OR 1100 ARE PROFIT. THEY MAY HAVE TO GO INTHE GUEST HOUSE-- BY THEN WE SHOULD HAVE THE NEW TRACTOR TO TRANSPORT THEM BACK HERE FOR "SHIPPING"
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SOMEBODY WAS DUE TO STAY INTHE GUEST HOUSE-- I THOUGHT-- BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO BE THERE AT TNE MOMENT..
TIME TO FIND OUT IF ANYONE BROUGHT THE DONUTS..........
