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SHE WHO LEAVES THE TV ON ALL NIGHT WILL HAVE THEIR HEAD FULL OF AMAZING
THINGS
THE FACT THAT I WEIGH TOO MUCH IS NOT DUE TO EATING TOO MANY KLONDIKE BARS-
BUT IT IS BECAUSE I DON'T SRPIKLE MY FOOD WITH SOME SANDY SUBSTANCE THAT LOOKED
LIKE MIRICLE GROW.
AND IF I WOULD JUST TYE AN ELASTIC TO MY ANKLES, RUN IT UP MY BACK ,
STRETCH IT OVER MY HEAD AND PULL UP ON IT, MY UPPER ARMS WOULD NOT SAG.
I COULD GO ON ABOUT HOW TO KEEP THE REST OF ME FROM SAGGING BUT IT ALL
LOOKS VERY PAINFUL TO DO.
I THINK I WOULD RATHER STAY SAGACIOUS
AND NOT FIGHT IT..
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RE: NOT FIGHTING IT.
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A CHILD-- MY MOTHER SR\TRUGGLED TO HAVE MY HAIR LOOK
LIKE I HAD NOT BEEN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING- AND SHE PARTED IT CAREFULLY OFF CENTER
TO THE RIGHT...- AND MY HAIR USUALLY LOOKED UNKEPT.
NOW THAT I AVAIL MYSELF OF THE WISDOM OF THE AGES AND JUST CUT IT SHORT
AND - WITH LUCK- RUN A BRUSH TRU IT ONCE A DAY I HAVE A NATURAL "PART" ON THE
LEFT WHICH SHE WAS IGNORING.
THERE IS ALOT OF MEANINGFUL SOMETHING IN THAT EPISODE.
WHICH IS WHY I ENDED UP TRYING TO GRADUATE FROM COLBY COLLEGE INSTEAD OF A
MORE SCIENTIFICALLY INCLINED SCHOOL.- IT WAS THE SAME AS PARTING MY HAIR ON THE
WRONG SIDE.. COLBY WAS PAINFUL....THEY HAD A 500 WORD SPELLING TEST THAT
SOMEONE DECIDED EVERY LIBERAL ARTS GRAD SHOULD BE ABLE TO SPELL- I CARRIED THAT
FOOL LIST AROUND EVEN AS A SENIOR-
MY MOTHER BERATED MY FEEBLE ATTEMPTS BY NOTICING "YOU CAN'T EVEN
SPELL THE WORD WRONG THE SAME WAY TWICE IN A ROW."
AS I AM SURE YOU ALL HAVE NOTICED BY NOW.
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BUSY DAY AHEAD
57 AND TEAL WILL BE ALONG THIS MORNING-
IT IS SH#TTING DAY SO THERE PROBABLY WILL BE A CROWD-
WE HAVE SOME BUSY WORK TO DO-- LIKE GET THE TEEPEE POLES UP NEARER THE
BARN SO THE EXPLORE CAMERA CAN SEE THE SH#TTING TABLE. I DOUBT YOU WILL BE
ABLE TO SEE THE NUMBERS BUT YOU CAN SEE THE ACTION AND WE CAN PUT A SIGN UP
WITH THE LATEST MEMBER OF
"THE SHATUPON
SOCIETY"
I HAVE THE LIST PRINTED AND THE NUMBERED CIRCLES
READY TO PASTE ON...IF WE DON'T SELL OUT AND I LEAVE THE BOARD OPEN TIL THE LAST
MINUTE, I THEN HAVE TO HAVE A NERVOUS FIT OVER WHETHER THE PRINTER WILL AGREE
TO SPIT OUT THE LIST OF NUMBERS BY THE 2:30 DEADLINE
AND FOR THE SECOND TIME WE HAVE RECIEVED A FROZEN
LUMP OF HAMBURGERS AND STEAKS FROM OMAHA STEAKS FOR CAMERA MARK AND WIFE BARBARA
T COOK IN THE T TENT.
AND THESE 10 PUPS NEED SOME HANDS ON.. OR MOR
SPECIFICALLY A FINGER ACROSS THE NOW\SE- WITHTHIS BITING/SNAPPIING-- IT IS NOT
CUTE NOW-- BUT IT IS A DISASTER WHEN THEY WEIGH 100 POUNDS AND HAVE NOT
LEARNED... THE RESCUES ARE FULL OF THEM.
"IF YOU DON'T DISCIPLINE YOUR CHILDREN, THE WORLD
WILL" ..
OR YOUR DOGS...
RECOMMENDED READIN-- OR RATHER WATCHING-- IS THE
OLDER MOVIE " MIRACLE WORKER WITH PATTY DUKE
IT IS HELEN KELLER BORN BLIND AND DEAF STRUGGLING
TO LEARN TO COMMUNICATE-
THIS IS WHERE WE ARE WITH THESE PUPS... WELL
RASBERRY ANYWAY-- I HAVE SEEN HER WATCHING....
YESTTERDAY SOMEONE MADE THE STATEMENT THAT SDP HAD
DONE MANY THINGS INCLUDING TEACH THE GENERAL PUBLIC THAT DANES ARE SMART CAPABLE
DOGS-
TRUE.
