THE LOST WEEK OF DEC 25 TO JAN2--
I AM GOING TO LOOSE WEIGHT
I AM GOING TO CLEAN OFF MY DESK
I AM GOING TO FIX THE SLOW LEAK IN MY TIRE
AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF THINGS-- I SHOULD JUST COPY THE LIST FROM LAST YEAR AND EVENTUALLY I WOULD GET TO THE REALLY IMPORTANT.. I WILL TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHERE THE BOLT CAME FROM THAT WAS UNDER MY CHAIR THIS MORNING.
DISASTERS AND POTENTIAL DISASTERS ARE ALL RELATIVE- EINSTEIN SAID ALOT OF THINGS. MOPST OF WHICH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND... LIKE. E=MC SQUARED.. BUT THERE IS ONE.....THE FASTER YOU GO THE HEAVIER THNGS BECOME. AND THE MORE YOUR SOURCE OF ENERGY WILL RESIST YOUR EFFORTS TO MAKE IT GO FASTER..-- OR AS THE AMISH WOULD SAY " THE FASTER I GO, THE BEHINDER I GET." OR IN MY TERMS........ YOU MAY APPROACH SOMETHING BUT YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA GET THERE. ASYMPTOTIC. CURVES. I HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL THE MATH INVOLVED BUT I CERTAINLY HAVE COME TO UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT AS IT PERTAINS TO WORLD POPULATION/
HERE'S ONE FOR YOU..... I HAVE A VERY 'INTENSE" RELATIVE. WHO ONCE CALCULATED ... IF YOU TOOK ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND P ACKED THEM RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER YOU WOULD NOT FILL THE AREA OF SOUTH CAROLINA-- THUS ILLUSTRATING THE LATEST POLITICAL THEORIES... IF YOU SAY SOMETHING LONG ENOUGH AND LOUD ENOUGH, THE INTERNET WILL DECLARE IT FACT... AND YOU CAN BE OFF AND RUNNING WITH PURE NONSENSE.
I HEAR/SEE IT DAILY.... AND NO EDITOR TO SAY "HEY WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE"
OF THE 30 EMAILS FIRST ON MY SCREEN EVERY MORNING-- AT LEAST HALF HAVE TO DO WITH SOME BODILY FUNCTION OR ANOTHER....TEH RELATIVITY OF SHRIMP AND BROCCOLI. TO THE. FAT DISTRIBUTED ACTUALLY AT YOUR WASTE....
THANK HEAVENS... I CAN CERTAINLY AVOIND TEH COMBINTION OF SHRIMP AND BROCCOLLLI-------- I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS ALL THOSE SUGARY COOKIES PEOPLE SENT US IN THE PAS T 2 WEEKS...
HOW Many cookies?? if you look at the counter over cici ( who is waiting to have pups.....) we have had to introduce a green plastic "cookie annex". followed by the cardboard collection of the fugen. popcorn project. -- complete with seasonings and cups--- all ready for cici to go into lablr...
moving on --- i do have fish to fry...and wonderful tin containers of wonderful cookies to finish off this week. the cameras are set so you can count the legs of cookie eaters....
