Saturday, February 3, 2018

FEB 3 2018
since we haave so many new people---maybe some don't know  goldie....
we have an invisable being   here  you know........goldie...  the Ghost Of the Lefthand Drawer...
goldie appeared as a terrible stench in my top left drawer-
i assumed some glue or ink or somethign..
emptied the drawer-- wiped out---still .awful
i scrubbed with  dawn.. terrible  chlorox... worse... fabreese--no improvement
this went on for a week or two.. people suggested all kinds of stuff....  i even  poured annessette liquer in it... nothing..
this went on for another couple weeks.. then all of a sudden it was gone.
it did not get lighter  and lighter.. no... it disappeared all at once for no reason.
witnessed by everyone here.

the last thing we tried the day before goldie left was  some strange indian    smelling stuff which i now keep in a syringe on my desk... and every so often i put a coulple drops in the drawer with great ceremony...--  goldie seems to like that...

goldie causes  things happen-- this is just one of dozens of extremely strange happenings
i was opening packages at mail call -- talking about feeding the donkeys-
 wishing i had some small frying pans so fingers didn't get bitten- then  the next package had 2 purple fry pans- sent by a cp...  a couple days before my comment
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somewhere i heard..

FATE's a thing without a head
a puzzle never understood
and man proceeds where he is lead
unguarenteed of bad or good.

i think it was alfred drake??  who said it...-- maybe Kismet... 
** so i googled it... sure enough it is there...
 what shocked me is that i appaerntly quoted that  in the daily doggie on oct 6,2015 and that gets googled too. !!!
so here's the whole thing  from kismet...

I sat down, feeling desolated, bowed my head and crossed my knees--Is fortune really predicated upon such tiny turns as these? Then Fate's a thing without a head. A puzzle never understood, and man proceeds where he is led, unguaranteed of bad or good.

Fate!
Fate can be a trap in our path,
The bitter cup of your tears,
Your wine of wrath!

Fate can be shade of the desert blaze,
Sudden food in a famine found,
The sound of praise!
Incomprehensible and strange,
Fate can play a trick with the twine
To weave the evil and good
In one design!
And so, my Destiny,
I look at you and cannot see
Is it good, is it ill?
Am I blessed, am I cursed?
Is it honey on my tongue or brine?
What fate, what fate is mine? 
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INTERNS----- WE HAVE 6 SUPER INTERNS-- THEY HAVE LEARNED SO MUCH THATA THEY ARE REALLY VALUABLE  AND SHOULD BE PAID ALOT OF MONEY.. .   TO HELP FUND THEM FOR TEH 3 MONTHS.... IF ANY ONE WANTS TO SEND ANY $-- ONES ARE VERY WELCOME   AS ARE  HUNDREDS...-- SENT TO US... DONNA WILL ENTER THEM INTO  TEH INTERN "BUBBLES"... TO BE POSTED FOR COLLECTION AS COLLAGES????  STAY TUNED... BUT ALSO SEND US A FEW BUCKS-- AS LONG AS THAT DOES NOT INTERFERE WITH THE CHICKEN BRICKS.  -- SPONSORING ONE FOR THE SUMMER WOULD BE $3000,---OR--- TEH BUNCH (6)  FOR A WEEK $1500-- OR $18,000 FOR THE 3 MONTHS--( WE DID SEND THAT AWAY TO A CORPORATION -- BUT DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH)
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WE WILL HAVE ANOTHER REPORT ON THE DELIVERY OF FRESH FOOD... "BLUE APRON"  SENT NOTICE A PACKAGE IS IN TH EMAIL FOR TODAYS DINNER...  I BOUGHT2 FAMILY SIZE DINNERS BECAUSE  I NEVER KNOW HOW MWNAY PEOPLE WIILL BE HERE.
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THE LITTEL DOG FOOD DISH PROJECT...   WE  JUST SENT AWAY 25 LOVELY LITTLE CONTINERS WITH LIDS... -- JUST FILLED ONE TOF THOSE  BARK DOG BOXES--   XXXXX SENT ME THE LABEL...  WE HAVE PLENTY-- WE PODUSCE AT LEAST 15 A DAY.. AND DONNA IS CLEANING THEM UP VERY NICELY... ( ALONG WITHTHE DISHWASHER) 
LEFT OVER FOOD-- PERFECT-- I EAT FRON AT LEAST ONE PER DAY...
SEND THOSE LABELS
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HUNTER AND WENDY---

HERE ARE SOME PICTURES FROM PT YESTERDAY. I ENDED UP WALKING IN THE TREADMILL WITHOUT TOUCHING ANYTHING FOR 5 MINUTES....TWICE THE DEAL WAS IF I DID IT I GOT TO GO TO DAIRY QUEEN! AND I LOST ANOTHER TOOTH TOO. TODAY AFTER SCHOOL I WAS PART OF A SMALL GROUP WHO SIGNED UP TO WORK ON BUILDING A SMALL SUBMARINE WITH THE HELP FROM SOME PEOPLE FROM THE SHIPYARD. SO WE HAVE THAT GOING ON SOME MORE DAYS THIS WEEK AND NEXT. ONCE IT'S DONE, WE GET TO TRY IT OUT IN A POOL!