IN AN EFFORT TO UNDERSTAND THE COMPLICATON S OF LIFE AT CRAZY ACRES......
( $8.00 PER -- OR TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE IF YOU PAY THE ADDITOINAL THE S&H FEE OF 27 CENTS.. REFILS $5)
TO DEFINE THE PROBLEM...
I KNEW I HAD 3 TYPES....
* A FEW FILLED READY TO MAIL
*A FEW HUNDRED THAT ANNIE HAD CLEANED YET TO BE FILLED....
*AND A FEW THOUSAND VIALS WITH THE LABELS AND METAL TOPS STILL ON THEM,.THANKS TO GEORGE.(DVM)
I COULD NOT FIND ANY
I LOOKID --- PAULA AND GWEN LOOKED
I NOW HAVE ALL 3 CATAGORIES- PROBLEM IS .. FROM WHENCE THEY COMETH?
I SWEAR I LOOKED CAREFULLY IN THE CABINET BESIDE ME-- AND I MIGHT HAVE OVERLOOKED A SMALL BAG OF THEM,
PAULA SWEARS SHE GOT SOME FROM THERE-- I THINK SHE GOT THE SMALL QUANTITY
BUT I HATE TO THINK I MISSED THE OTHER TWO.... SHOE BOX SIZE CONTAINERS...
THERE ARE TWO OTHER LOCATIONS THAT PRODUCED SOME... UPSTAIRS AND ON TOP OF THE "SHIPPING DEPT"
SEEING AS THE ENTIRE PROJECT WAS CONFUSED BECAUSE WE WERE ALSO LOOKING FOR THE 87 MONKEY FISTS THAT I AM TOLD BY TINA IN CALIFORNIA THAT WE GAVE AWAY LAST SEPTEMBER,
WE JUST FORGOT TO DYE THEM PURPLE.
WHICH EXPLAINS WHY WE HAVE A CASE OF PURPLE DYE WHERE THE MONKEY FISTS WERE THOUGHT TO BE.
GOT ALL THAT?
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BRUCE REPORT
MOVING ALOT BETTER TODAY...STILL SOME LIMP.. AND HE HAD DURAMAX YESTERDAY- SO THAT MAY STILL BE REDUCING HIS PAIN LEVEL.
I AM STILL THINKING SHOULDER... AND FEEDING DOXY FOR A BIT MORE JUST IN CASE...
PAM NOTICED HIM LICKING BOTH PAWS..
HAVING THE VAST EXSPERIENCE I HAVE WITH DOGS, I BET HE IS LICKING HIS PAWS BECAUSE BEING A YOUNG MALE DOG, NOT LIFTING HIS LEG YET, I BET HE HAS SPLATTERED HIS FRONT TOES- AND BEING THE FASTIDIOUS SOUL THAT HE IS, HE HAS TO LICK OFF THE DROPS OF URINE.
.. I HAVE HEARD DESCRIPTION ABOUT A COW PEEING ON A FLAT ROCK... YOUNG MALE DANES ARE NOT ALOT DIFFERENT.
I WONDER IF SPLATTER IS WHY MALE DOGS AIM AT A TREE/TIRE/POTTED PLANT/ SOMEONE'S LEG... AND I FURTHER WONDER WHY THEY STRUGGLE TO GET IT HIGH UP ON THE TREE-- ARE THEY TELLING THE SNIFFING WORLD " A REALLY BIG DOG LIVES HERE?"
TALK OF A NAPOLEAN COMPLEX-- I HAVE SEEN EXTREMELY ATHLETIC JACK RUSSELL TERRIERS DO GYMNASTICS TO SQUIRT TALLER THAN THEY ARE.
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ALL OF THAT IS ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO NEUTER MALE DOGS-- BENTLEY IS VERY GOOD-- HE BEHAVES PRETTY WELL, BUT I HAVE TO WATCH HIM "LIKE A HAWK" AROUND POTTED PLANTS IN THE HOSPITAL-- OR HEAVEN FORBID A PET STORE WHERE MANY DOGS BEFORE HIM HAVE LEFT THEIR MARK... HIS TALENT IS ENORMOUS- HE WILL NOT CHANGE HIS STRIDE AND LEAVE 3 HARDLY NOTICABLE DRIPS BEHIND.
NOT ONLY IS HIS TALENT ENORMOUS, BUT HIS BLADDER IS TOO.. HE HAS AN UNENDING SUPPLY.
HOW DID I GET ON THAT ?????
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DUMP TODAY-- GREEN TRAILER IS FULL-- AND CHARGED.. ( IT DOES LIFT TO DUMP)
WE HAVE TH USUAL DUMP RUN FOR US... 3 SOFAS ( BADLY CHEWED) 1 WASHING MACHINE AND 2 FREEZERS IT IS SUP[POSED TO RAIN WHIHNC MEANS THE WHOLE LOAD WILL BE HEAVIER IF RAINED ON-- AND AT THIS PLACE YOU DUMP BY THE POUND...
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FALLING ASLEEP IN TH E MIDDLE OF DD IS NOT UNUSUAL FOR ME (? YOU TOO?) BUT AT 7AM WHEN SHANNON AQND DONNA CHECK IN CHAOS BARKS.. RIGHT IN MY EAR. SO IT IS TIME FOR MY SECOND CCUPPA (IN BRITAIN I THINK THE CUPPA REFERS TO TEA)
WITH ME IT IS HIGH TEST COFFEE.
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I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO THE TOYOTA DEALER TODAY/SOON AND SEE IF THEY CAN SHOW ME HOW TO WORK THIS CAR... THERE ARE BUTTONS GALORE THAT I HAVEN'T A CLUE- AND I AM TOLD I WILL NOW GET A TICKET IF I DON'T HAVE THE CORRECT COMBINATION OF LIGHTS AND WINDSHIELD WIP[ERS... PLUS THERE ARE SEVERAL BUTTONS LABELED "TOWING OUT " WITH A LIGHT THAT COMES ON....I DON'T KNOW IF PUSHING TH TOWING OUT BUTTON ON AND THE LIGHT LABELELD OFF COMES ON... WHERE AM I???
I LOVED MY OLD VW BUG.... THE SIMPLICITY WAS ENCHANTING.
