SOMETIMES BEING WRONG IS JUST BEING INTELLECTUALLY LAZY...
THE ONLY EXAMPLE I CAN TALK ABOUT AT THE MOMENT IS... ME... I NEEDED A PURPLE SHIRT TODAY-( I AM TO SPEAK AT SOME LUNCH ND THE PURPLE SHIRT IS A WAY OUT OF DRESSING FANCY) -- I COULD NOT FIND IT -- I KNOW I DID HAVE ONE---GAVE A BRIEF LOOK AROUND AND QUICKLY DECIDED MY DAUGHTER -- WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS-- MUST HAVE BEEN DOING HER LAUNDRY HERE AGAIN AND WE NEEDED TO GO THRU ONE OF THOSE "GREAT LAUNDRY SWAP" SITUATIONS...
JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO GO UPSTAIRS AND GET 2ND PURPLE SHIRT, I HAPPENED TO SEE A GLIMSE OF PURPLE IN THE CLOSET WHERE I HAD NOT HUNG THE SHIRT ON THE HANGER CORRECTLY AND IT DANGLED... LIKE A PARTICIPLE.
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER TO BLAME HER THAN TO LOOK FOR OTHER POSSIBILITIES..
I CAN HEAR HER NOW..... "SHE ALWAYS DOES THAT"
YES-- BUT AT LEAST I REALIZE IT.
****
FOR THE HUMOR IN DAILY LIFE SECTION.
......IT IS IN THAT LOGICAL VEIN..... I AM ON ANOTHER KICK.....WHEN ASKED A QUESTION, WHY DO ALOT OF PEOPLE RETURN SOME QUESTION... THERE WAS SOME RUMOR LONG AGO THAT PEOPLE FROM NEW JERSEY DID THAT REGULARLY...
IF YOU ASKED SOMEONE "WHICH WAY TO THE 7/11 STORE? " IN NJ YOU WOULD GET :" WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO THERE.?"
OR "DID YOU TAKE THE LAUNDRY OUT OF THE DRYER?" WOULD GET THE RESPONSE "WHY, IS IT RAINING?"
I THINK THE JERRY SEINFIELD SHOW DID 1/2 HOUR ON THAT CONCEPT... SOME RESPONSES ARE VERY FUNNY I
BUT IT DOES HAPPEN ALL THE TIME
... SO MY KICK OF LATE IS --- ANSWER THE QUESTION... .
***********
LUNCH TODAY--- --- THE KAIWANIS/ROTARY CLUB ASKED ME TO SPEAK-- AND SAID THEY WOULD BUY MY LUNCH-- BUT ANYONE WITH ME WOULD HAVE TO BUY THIER OWN... -- I NO LONGER GO TO THESE THINGS ALONE--IT BEING TUESDAY IT IS
SHELIA DAY TO VOLUNTEER... SO SHE WILL HAVE TO BUY HER OWN LUNCH...
WE WILL PROBABLY TAKE BENTLEY-- WHO IS A BIT ON THE BIAS BECAUSE OF THE GIRLS IN HEAT-- SO WE WILL HAVE TO WATCH HIM CLOSELY... OPAL IS TOO GOOFY... BAILEY IS GETTING UP THERE... SO I AM A LITTLE SHORT ON TRAINED DOGS...
GOT TO WORK ON THE FRECKLE BUTT SISTERS---
i DID NOT HOOK THEM TOGETHER BECAUSE ONE OF THE HARNESS WAS REALLY TOO TIGHT FOR THAT NONSENSE... I USED TO HAVE A COMPLETE SET OF 2 OF EVERY SIZE-- BUT WE ARE DOWN TO ONE SIZE 3..
SO I ORDERED A PURPLE PAIR -- AS A HORSE HALTER--- THEY ARE NOT EXPENSIVE ---$11 EACH. I DO HAVE A DOG CART I NEVER GOT BOBBY TO PULL...
A DOG WILL PANIC AND RUN WHEN SOMETHING DRAGS BEHIND THEM-- AND GETTING THEM OVER THE INITIAL SHOCK OF HAVING SOMETHING BEHIND THEM TAKES A FEW WILD SESSIONS.. BUT DOGS WILL GET USED TO IT.
HORSES NEVER GET OVER IT--- IT IS WHY YOU WILL NOT SEE HORSES BEING DRIVEN WITHOUT BLINDERS TO HIDE THE FACT THAT A CARRIAGE IS FOLLOWING THEM...MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KILLED BY TRYING TO DRIVE A HORSE WITHOUT BLINDERS
THIS IS DIFFERENT WITH DONKEYS-- THEY LIKE TO SEE WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND THEM-- I DROVE THE 8 HITCH FOR YEARS WITHOUT BLINDERS...
LESSON OF THE DAY... THIS IS THE REASON I WOULD NEVER APPROVE OF A HORSE AS A SERVICE ANIMAL-- THEY HAVE A FEAR AND RUN INSTINCT THAT SHOWS UP AT AWKWARD TIMES..
A DONKEY'S RESPONSE TO FEAR IS TO STAND STILL-- THIS IS WHY THEY ARE SOMETIMES CALLED STUBBORN WHEN IN FACT THEY ARE AFRAID OF SOME UNKNOWN-- LIKE A PUDDLE... OR IN MY CASE OF DRIVING THE 8 IN THE BIG HOTELS IN BOSTON, A CHANGE IN THE PATTERN IN THE CARPET..... OR... IN A PARADE THE SHADOW OF THE ELECTRIC WIRES WERE A PROBLEM FOR A WHILE.
AT LEAST THEIR RESPONSE OF STANDING UNTIL THEY ARE SURE OF THE FOOTING IS SOMETHING WITH WHICH A PERSON WITH A HANDICAP COULD DEAL..
IF A PERSON WANTED TO WALK THE APPALATIAN TRAIL,, A DONKEY-- MINI OR FULL.. WOULD BE A PERFECT CHOICE AS A SERVICE ANIMAL.
THE MINI HORSE PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE MY OPINION...
AND SO IT GOES
