BLESS YOU ALL WITH THE CHICKEN DEAL---I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE CALLING IT
NOW.... BUT I AM CALLING IT MANNA FROM HEAVEN.
LIFE IS SOOOO MUCH EASIER WHEN YOU ALL BUY OUT THAT BOARD-- -- AND BECAUSE
YOU DO -- I SHOULD TREAT IT LIKE A GRANT-- AND GIVE YOU A MONTHLY REPORT OF WHAT
IT WAS USED FOR.
ESPECIALLY SINCE I JUST GOT BACK FROM SAMS WITH $448 WORTH OF DOG
FOOD. (MAYBE A WEEK'S WORTH?) THAT IS THE CHEA[EST AROUND- AND BY THE TIME WE
ADD PERFECTLY GOOD ROAST BEEF REMINANTS ( AND TUMS) THEY SEEM TO HAVE A
BALANCED DIET... PER GEORGE.
THAT TUMS- FOR YOU NEW COMERS-- THEY ARE GETTING SO MUCH BEEF THAT GEORGE
AND BONNIE( ALSO VET) SUGGESTED AQ FEW TUMS-- BECAUSE THE CLEAR ROAST BEEF
WITHOUT BONES DOES NOT HAVE TH E CALCIUM THAT THEY WOULD GET INTHE WILD WHEN
THEY ATE THE BONES TOO,
LET US COUNT PUPS... 8 CHUPPIES 7 MUPPIES 3 NUPPIES AND 10 PIMENTOS
COUNT...28
ALL TO BE SPAYED AND NEUTERED IN THE NEXT 6 MONTHS.. EVEN IF GEORGE IS
KIND IT IS A HUGE AMT OF MONEY--
SO KEEP SH#TTING
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WE TOOK PUPS TO TH EMALL YESTERDAY-- I HAD OLIVER--- -- EXCEPT I HAD THE
CAMERAS TOO.. AND I REALLY CAN NOT CONTROL TH E CAMERAS AND DOG TOO
WE DID RESTAURANT PRACTICE AND HAD LUNCH AT THE CHEESE FACTORY 5 OF US AND
5 DOGS---NOT QUITE A CAREFULLY CONTROLLED SITUATION..BUT NOT BAD ENOUGH TO BE
THROWN OUT. --( A PIECE OF THE LAW MORE PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW.. A SERVICE
DOG HAS PUBLIC ACCLESS UNLESS IT IS NOT BEHAVING PERFECTLY - THEN IT CAN BE
THROWN OUT REGARDLESS-)
OLIVER WAS GOOD--
IT WAS THE MISBEHAVING CAMERAS THAT WERE FRUSTRATING.- I TOOK BOTH-- THE
CAMERA WE USED TO HAVE FOR EXPLORE -- A BIG BLACK THING WITH AN ON/OFF AND THEN
A RECORD BUTTON-- I CAN MANAGE THAT... -- AND THE TINY GOPRO WITH IT-S 2
BUTTONS DEMANING A CERTAIN SEQUENCEOF THOSE 2 BUTTONS..
I READ THE DIRECTIONS-- AND TO EVEN TRY TO UNDERSTAND THEM I HAD TO LABEL
THE BUTTONS ON THE CAMERA P AND S WHICH IS WHAT THEY ARE CALLED IN THE
DIRECTIONS..
I HAVE TAKEN MANY MANY PICTURES OF MY NOSTRILS. AS THE CAMERA PEEPS AT ME
IN DIFFERENT SEQUENCES WHILE FLASHING A RED LIGHT SEEMINGLY AT RANDOM.
IT HAS A BINARY INTELLIGENCE.--- AND I DO NOT.
..
. AND I HAVE ALSWAY HAD TROUBLE WITH BINARY CHOICES-- RIGHT-LEFT UP-DOWN
CLOCKWISE-COUNTERCLOCKWISE
THE BEST I CAN DO IS MEMORISE THINGS LIKE "RIGHTY TIGHTY -- LEFTY LOOSEY"
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OLIVES PUPS ARE BELLY UP OFF TH EFLOOR -- STARTING YESTERDAY AND SEEMING LY
ALL OF THEM TODAY.
NOEL'S PUPS ARE IN THAT PRICELESS STAGE OF BOUNCING AROUND.
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ASS FOR PROBLEMS OF BLOOD FROM ONE ORIFACE OR ANOTHER SEEM TO BE CURED
TODAY
I HAD MANY EMAILS SUGGESTING SOLUTINS.. AND I HAVE NEVER USED TH E
OUTDATED MED--I JUST HAVE ROUBLE THROWING AWAY SOMETHING WHICH MIGHT BE
CRITICAL-- HENCE TH EOVERFLOW ROOM,,,,(/MAKE THAT ROOMS)
THE ONLY MYSTERY REMAINS THE PINK WATERBUCKET ABOUT EVERY 4 DAYS.
THAT IS ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM A FABULOUS FAILURE IF GEORGE CAN NOT FIGURE OUT
WHY.AND FIX IT...
I REALIZE THIS DANGEROUS TO SAY TO THE THOUSANDS WHO RAED THIS-- BUT..
TIME IS COMING TO SORT OUT THE 28 PUPS - AND WE NEED A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD
GIVE THEM A HAPPY HOME.-- HOMES WHERE THEY WOULD BECOME WELL TRAINED THERAPY
DOGS ARE PERFERRED.
MY USUAL LECTURE-- YOU GIVE THME A HAPPY LIFE- AND WHEN IT IS NO LONGER
HAPPY YOU LET THEM SLEEP AND DO NOT GO FOR EXOTIC CURES LIKE HEART TRANSPLANTS
FOR $100,000.
BASIC PROBLEM IS IN ALL PROBABILITY YOU WILL OUTLIVE ANY DOG- SO AVOIDING
THE CONCEPT DOESN'T WORK... BUT AS ONE RECIPIENT SAYS 2 WEEKS WITHOUT A DANE IS
AN ABSOLUTELY A MISERABLE 2 WEEKS.
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NOW TO GO OUT AND DEAL WITHTHE PILES OF WHITE STUFF..
THE TRACTOR ONLY PLOWS 4" AFTR THAT IT IS BUCKET BY BUCKET BY BUCKET
I HAVE A SNOWSUIT AND AM FULL OF COFFEE.
